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The Basement Yard

#495 - We're Gonna Fill The Grand Canyon

02 May 2025

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0.109 - 33.484 Frank Alvarez

welcome back to the base welcome back to the basement yard frank you seem like you're focused on something well joey i am the danger i am the one who knocks frank's watching breaking bad at home and that's pretty evident It is a problem. I'll admit it. When I get into shows, they become my whole personality sometimes. And that's okay. So you're going to start cooking meth?

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33.704 - 45.109 Frank Alvarez

I'm not going to start cooking meth. Do you think you'd be good at cooking meth? No, because I have no knowledge of chemistry. Although, I will say this. It's probably just like cooking. I am confident enough. What are you doing?

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45.729 - 46.089 Joe Santagato

What did I do?

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47.139 - 48.98 Frank Alvarez

You're looking at us like something's going on.

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49.04 - 52.121 Joe Santagato

Because you guys were talking about cooking meth, I would say.

53.001 - 72.073 Frank Alvarez

Start the timer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Start the timer. Demonetize. Yeah. Oh, wait. I think it's just similar to cooking. If you're a good cook, then you're a good cook. No, but I think, like, there's, like, titration and, like. What's that? Polymerization. That's a Pokemon card. No. Yu-Gi-Oh? It might have been Yu-Gi-Oh. Yeah, I think it was.

72.273 - 92.388 Frank Alvarez

But, like, polymerization and chemistry, I don't know enough about chemistry. I am confident, though, that if I did want to learn chemistry, I'd be able to do it. I don't think you need to learn chemistry, bro. The other guy became really good at it, and he's an idiot. Well, because he was watching him, and he was a fucking master chemist. He was cooking his own. You could cook good enough meth.

92.428 - 108.759 Frank Alvarez

Don't be down on yourself. You can cook good enough meth. I mean, I'm not trying to cook meth. Let's make that very clear. You do a great job. Let's make that very clear. I'm not cooking meth. I don't have it in me to cook meth. I wouldn't be a good meth cooker. I wouldn't do it because I heard it explodes if you're bad. I heard that it's like...

110.24 - 125.528 Frank Alvarez

one little switch and it's like you make mustard gas instead of meth or something like that. That's what I mean. Yeah, you die. That's not good. Yeah, but I would like to wear a gas mask. Those are cool. I'm trying to think if I ever wore a gas mask. Bro, I used to think that gas masks were so cool.

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