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Welcome back to the bas- Welcome back to the basement yard. Explain your shirt. Explain the shirt. Oh!
Oh! It's, uh, it's for my butcher. It's for your bircher? It's like, it's a for bircher.
It's for your bircher?
Einerning. Joey couldn't the other day say ironing for some reason. What did I say? Eining? You said einering. Einering. We'll get to that in a little bit. It's from my butcher. They gave me this shirt. It was very kind. Wait, you went in and bought meat and he's like, here, take a shirt? Yeah. Every time I go, there's this guy that's just shoveling meat, which is a crazy way to say it. Yeah.
Pretty sure his name is Will. He's a cool dude. But he's over by the deli, and I always walk over. Bro, a good deli is so, like, you need a good deli. You need somewhere in your neighborhood where people know your name, so you walk through the door and they're like, oh, look at the cat drag thing. Ah, the big time is here. What do you want?
Do cats drag things in?
Yeah, the cat drags a lot of stuff. What do they drag? Like animals? Like mice? Dude, we used to fight. My cat used to kill mice and put them in my sister's shoes. Birds, bats.
We gotta like get rid of cats. I think I think fuck you. I loved it.
I loved it It was a cute sense of you loved finding bats in your sneakers Well, I didn't find them in my sneakers. They were mostly in my sister's stuff. This is true this cat to prank your sister No, well, it was like a sign of love. That's what cats do it. They do it as like we love you I brought you a bat dogs do that shit to dogs. Don't bring me a bat. They'll bring you ducks ducks
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