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Chapter 1: How do people crack their joints and is it harmful?
Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard. How's it going, Frank? Why are you cracking your knuckles? I've learned how to crack my forearm. Go ahead. I just did it. Oh. Are you you crack a lot you cracky guy you cracky? Yeah, will you crack? Okay? Will you get you go? Do you do a whole crack in one one go?
I don't know You crack your whole body like you crack your neck head all the shit. I do I do I do well the same time where I just like It takes time you start with your I start with my fingers then you go and I start with these so I go like this and Ugh. And then I start, like, I go my thumbs. Okay. I just did them, so. Please don't. I go my fingers. And then I go my thumbs. And then I. My wrists.
Why are you so creaky cracky like an old haunted house? And then I go my neck. Dude, that sounded like you almost died. And then I go my back. Let's see if I can get my back going. Frank, be careful. I don't need you to fall into a... And then when I'm home, I go my toes. Uh-huh. And then... Does anything else even crack? I don't crack anything. My ankles sometimes. Crack your ankle. Yeah.
I can crack my nose sometimes. I know that you just, what do you think, you're my uncle or something? And you're gonna trick me? Like, oh, look at my nose. Every now and then, this is a serious one, I can crack my sternum. Like, I go like that and it pops. It feels so good. Really? That sounds like it would be painful as all hell. No, it feels really good. Really? Yeah, I might have problems.
I would say that if you continue to crack... Well, no, they debunked that.
It's been debunked.
Has it? Yeah, where they were just like, it's going to give you arthritis. And like, no, you're just popping little, like they're like little pockets of osteoporosis or something like that. Osteoporosis is your bones like whittling away. Yeah, no, no, no. But like there's something in, there's a fluid in your things that you're popping. Can you crack anything? Crack me up.
I guess that doesn't line up. Crack yourself up. Anything. Try to crack your neck. Don't be scared. I'm terrified. Why? Because I could die? No, you can't. You physically can't crack your neck to kill yourself. Frank, if I wanted to crack my own neck, I absolutely could. No, I don't think it's like... Bro, I could crap my... You can? You probably have. I could crap my pants after I crack my neck.
No, I think I saw something once and it was like, you can't, to yourself, exert the amount of force needed to snap your neck to kill you. Not with that attitude. Which, I'll be really honest with you, That's a sick way to go out. Cracking your own neck? If someone were like, that's cool, dude. Whenever I watch movies of someone getting their neck cracked or snapped. It snapped, right? Yes.
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Chapter 2: What are the risks and experiences with chiropractic adjustments?
I also have one. I have an ant problem right now.
Jesus. Yeah, that's, I mean, just a couple traps. So do we. Ba-ding, boom, pow. Crazy. You're our ant problem. All right. I'm kidding. I was talking about my aunt, Maurice. I tried to make up a name. I don't know why that was the name that I landed on. Yeah. Insects could be a big problem. Like don't carpenter. Every day at some point you walk into a spider web.
I mean, I get why you hate that one. I understand. It would be cool with walking into a spider web every day.
I'd be like, yo, what the fuck? You know what I'd do if it was Joe? I would just say every day you just see a cockroach. In your apartment.
That would be so major. I mean, yeah, that's major, dude. How about this? Once a week, your car gets destroyed with bird shit. Oh, I thought you were about to say that. Oh, I don't really care about that much. It's just bird shit. I'll wait until it rains. Huh. What an insane response. Why? If your car gets destroyed with bird shit, you're not going to go get it cleaned?
You're going to wait until it rains? What if it doesn't rain for two weeks? You have a bird shit car? Yeah.
What about every time you have to drive somewhere, you have to stop for gas?
Yeah. I mean, that's inconvenient, but it also could be major. Well, never mind. What? I was going to say, like. This is stupid because it's not every time. It's not every bridge, but I was going to say every time there's one of those bridges that open, every time they go up. You're approaching it and they go up. Oh, well, that would only if you live where one of those are.
Or just pair it with even train tracks. Every inconvenience on transport happens.
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