Chapter 1: What festive themes are introduced at the beginning?
welcome back to the base welcome back to the basement yard are you scatting no i'm doing like the beginning of like christmas songs when they have like the bells but they're like not bells you know what i'm talking about it look it sounds like it's just like
You know that?
That's a great add-on to that song. The ding-ding-ding-a-ling-dong-ding in the background? Amazing.
Happy holidays. Happy holidays. Merry Christmas. We got trees. Got a tree. They're naked. And they won't be. They won't be naked, baby. Ant decided to put them up for the fucking episodes.
I also have a tree.
You also have a tree. Mine's right here. Right, exactly. Art is not imitating real life right now because your tree is probably more likely bigger than both of ours combined. Wait. What are you talking about? Oh, that's what you're talking about. Yeah, you got a big dick. What a loser with his big dick and balls. Oh, let me guess. Life is so great having a massive dong.
Oh, man. How am I even going to drag this around the whole holiday?
I am doing a perspective thing for sure because this tree looks way bigger on there than what it is.
Well, I mean, that's part of it. That's part of the game, my friend. You got to play the game in order to win the match. What's your favorite Christmas song? You're going to hate my answer. I've told you this a million times. Is it Jingle Bells? No, no, no. It's Mele Kalikimaka. Oh, you're one of those guys. Well, it was my mom's. Was it? Yeah, my mom is a big Bing Crosby guy.
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Chapter 2: What are the hosts' favorite Christmas songs?
First of all, no one's disrespecting the boob in front of me. Don't let him talk about boob covers like that. Don't talk about... Yeah, you're not talking about boob covers. You're talking about Ross. Mikey boobs. But the Christmas album, absolutely ridiculous. Dude. And he is one of those people that has done the...
And he has put new Christmas music in the stratosphere of iconic Christmas music. Because most of the Christmas music that we like is 70 years old.
I apologize to the boobs. What is a song that he created involving Christmas? Don't fucking disrespect the boobs. Involving Christmas?
I see what he's doing. He's rage baiting us.
No, you said he added new... I'm saying his version of Christmas songs... So the covers... Shut up.
So you're saying the covers... Shut the hell up.
Yo, you're disrespecting the boobs. I'll come over there and I'll fucking shove that fucking tree in your ass. You talk about the boobs like that. Yeah.
I like the boobs. I was just asking a question.
Yo, Mikey Boobs, you know what's funny about that Christmas album? You know the song like, Santa baby. Oh, yeah. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. When he does it, he goes, Santa Buddy. Because he's not gay.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about modern Christmas music?
I mean, what's better than that? I don't know what's better than that. What is good?
Glory Days.
He's just screaming.
That's a great song, dude.
Vague. Who cares? What's the other Bruce song that I know? Born to Run. Born to Run, dude! Born in the USA. First of all, those are all. This is really good. Yo, Born to Run is so good. Mid, mid, mid, mid. No, it's not. Born to Run is unbelievable. It's just him. Listen.
It's a pretty good impression.
I got to be careful. Honestly, you're on a vocal hit this morning. I don't know what's happening. I am going to get some shit for my Springsteen slander. He lives, I think, like 25 minutes from where I am. He will come over here. You know what that means?
No, no, no. The property taxes are unbelievable out there.
No, his property taxes are way... His were in the $100... Frank, you don't know this song. You scared the fuck out of me right here. Sorry, I got mad excited because I saw the words right there. You don't know this song, probably.
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Chapter 4: What humorous ornament did Frank bring up?
Well, she fell.
Is it, like, a good quality? It looks like a good quality ornament, too. Is it heavy? Yeah, it's kind of heavy. All right, what do you got? Okay, well, I also went the route. This one has got some bells on it, so it's festive. Okay. And it says, go ahead, jingle my bells. Frank, am I looking at an ass?
I think those are balls, brother. What am I looking at? But what am I looking at?
Yes, that's an ass, and underneath those are supposed to be the bells.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts describe their unique ornaments?
wow i just think like you know it's playful it's fun it's happy yeah it's like it's like a go ahead like this is what i expect to see on the back of like a ford f-150 right during christmas time and now it's on your and also a punisher logo right that's clearly taken out of context because people don't understand that the punisher actually didn't like corrupt people All right.
But yeah, go ahead. It's wood. Oh, thank God. I can't put this up on my tree at home. That's for sure. There will be questions. There will be questions. I just thought it was a cute little way to say like, hey, you don't like me? Fuck you. Right. This is the appropriate setting for that. I would think so, yeah.
Well, I mean, I killed Disney.
Chapter 6: What are the personal connections to holiday decorations?
Yeah, you have a full-on murder scene on yours. Yeah. And Ant has what I can only imagine is how he goons over you as a merman. Oh, it's sex.
What are we doing? I brought it in. Well, if he's going balls, you're going gingerbread. I told you I had it. Yeah, it's an interesting one. This is what I'm doing.
Yeah.
YouTube it. It's all right. It's a gingerbread. Say again?
Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about their Christmas trees?
YouTube. It's a gingerbread.
Oh, they probably, I mean, yeah, I hope not.
They don't know what this is. I mean, we've got balls and now dogs.
Yeah, I don't think anthropomorphic characters, like animated characters, are going to get us into a ton of trouble, right?
You couldn't say animated? You didn't want to say that?
What was the reasoning behind anthropomorphic?
That's not even, I don't think anthropomorphic. I don't even know what it means.
This is pretty prominent.
Yeah. And for some reason, the balls keep turning toward me, and I don't like that. So we're just going to put them. The balls yearn for you, baby. All right. The balls, they're attracted to me, I guess.
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