Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
welcome back to the base welcome back to the basement yard i forgot what the podcast yes none of that yes welcome back to show from basement let's leave that in 2025 why because i don't know what you're doing i'm i'm working on an impression what is that of uh like 90s european club goer One more time? Yeah, so it's a show. This is Welcome Back to Basement. How are you doing, Ant? Doing good.
You don't think that's pretty good? Welcome Back to Basement? I saw a clip from the movie Eurotrip. Whoa, I need to watch that again. Yo, first of all, there's some stuff in it that has not aged well. They dropped some F-words in there. But... It's the 90s. It was the 2000s. Just let them rip. Basically the 90s. Yeah, the priests were saying it probably. They're probably still saying it.
They're probably still saying it. Yeah. I don't think that... Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know why I went there. I don't think the level of acceptable behavior should be priests are doing it. I agree. They use a different F-word. Fondle? What was the word that you were going to go with? Father? Yep, I probably should have. I messed up. We'll edit out. Don't mix.
If you're going to do it, do it. No, but I saw a clip from Eurotrip. Yeah. And I was like, damn, I haven't watched this movie in... like four or five years, and then before that, like 12, 15 years, and it's worth another listen.
Chapter 2: What insights are shared about the movie Eurotrip?
People forget Scotty Doesn't Know came from there. It's a great song. You know? It's probably the greatest, fakest song ever, right? Ooh, that's a good question. Cheetah Girls, Cheetah Sisters had some hits. It's a real song. Well, it was a song in a movie that they then released as a song. I think the same thing happened with Scotty Doesn't Know. Wasn't it like a made up? It was Matt Damon.
Oh, maybe it was an actual band probably that did it. It was Matt Damon.
Yeah.
No, I know that, but. And he was just, you know, basically about, he was getting cucked. Yeah. He was at the party and he was getting cucked. Yeah, she was in my van or whatever he says.
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.
dude so recently i so uh it snowed the other night our first snow i'm sorry you don't like you didn't like my my euro my euro guy well documented it snowed the other night You probably got a lot of snow. No, we got ice. Yeah, brother. It did snow? A couple weeks ago, we got about a foot. A foot? Yeah. How do we live in different worlds? I don't know. We got about a foot a couple weeks ago.
You guys got snow here, too. Really? Yeah, it wasn't crazy. Yo, there was about... Hello. It was big, man. I mean, I saw you shoveling. You got snow. You didn't see me huffing and puffing. No, I'm saying like it just snowed and you shoveled. Well, that's because it was ice underneath and then it was like a little beep beep of snow on top. That sucked. Let me tell you.
Chopping away at that sucked butts. I almost slipped and fucking landed on my ice hole. Well, yeah, I did. You can't damage the moneymaker. Don't say that. Don't you dare say that. What is going to happen when people find out you have an OnlyFans?
It's like, where are you going with this?
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts reflect on their experiences with snow?
No, it's how to make my it's how to make my spit. No, no, no just say making my spit thick It's supposed to be an expression. So just click that and we're probably gonna see some things Type in expression at the end of this because already we have nothing. Okay, so let's type in expression and Thank you. Oh, wow. Okay, good. One for one. Thank you. No, no. One for two. Oh, one for two.
No, one for one. What do you mean? The other one was a fucking saying. I'm not, I'm not relitigating this. It was a real saying. Okay. It makes your spit thick. Okay. Oh, I don't like that at all. I love it. It does that. And he's just like, come on. He just goes. So it snowed the other night, and I was in the house all day. So you almost hurt your asshole? No. You didn't hurt your asshole?
I didn't hurt my asshole. It's perfectly fine. You check. Shut up. I went for a run, and it was snowing, and then I found $20. And I was like, wait, you run in the snow? With what, boots? Yeah. No, I ran with, like, regular shoes. Brother, you're playing with fire. Well, the snow was, like, perfectly... Oh, it was, like, 90s snow. It was before anyone could get to it.
90s snow is what we refer to it as, where it's, like, perfect packing snow. It was, like, 8 o'clock, and, like, no one was really on the road. And la maƱana. This was two nights ago. So at night you went? Yeah.
At 8 p.m.
En la noche. Si. Wow. But there was no one out there because it was the day after Christmas. So no one's like working or whatever. Do me a favor. It hit perfect. I have a couple questions for you. There was a lot of crunch, Frank. First of all, I love the sound of snow crunching under a shoe. Yeah. Second of all, did you do the typical thing?
And if you didn't do this, and if you didn't do this, if you didn't do this, you get a pass. Did you do the thing where you just stop and listen and hear nothing? Yeah, I took a video of it. Dude, it is such... When I was kind of chopping away at the ice in my driveway, I just stopped and put... I held my fucking... Like, I'm Farmer Dan. I held my shovel, and I was just like... Ah, the earth.
Like, I'm the rock, you know?
It's like... Yeah. It actually looked like the Jon Hamm meme right there.
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Chapter 4: What are some humorous takes on drag names?
It's crazy.
You're trolling me. I'm not trolling. Like the Patreon reads. Those are memorable. Why? Because I go in with the mentality of like, all right, if you're going to do this, make it good. Like better than good. Pretty good. Yeah. I think pretty good is less than good. It feels less.
Pretty good.
Pretty good. It depends how you emphasize it. 2026 is going to be a life-changing year for all of us. And I think that if we go in with the mentality of like, Shut the fuck up, bro. That the things that we do, we got to do them well. Yeah. Duh. I mean, it's such a simple concept, but you have to say it. How much of life is so simple that we forget to acknowledge it? Skip, bro, you're trolling.
Why am I trolling when I'm expressing myself? First of all, don't turn this around because you know what you're doing, you son of a bitch. Honestly, I'm in. Thank you on what you are really good. You are really really good like Standard for doing something well because you and the streams and everything you guys do a lot of really good stuff I'm not fucking around now. I'm getting confused.
I don't want to be in it now.
I don't know what's happening anymore Bro, you guys stream consistently you put out stuff. It's it's it's funny. It keeps you engaged and stuff like that So my mentality is like I was thinking about you doing this like if I'm going to do something I want to do it well Like what's crazy? All right. I think you just want it because I think that that is a right sentiment.
What you're trying to do is say that as many times as you possibly can. And I know that you're trolling. I'm trying to explain it in a way that is the most digestible. And give you your flowers. I mean, Jesus Christ, I just I enjoy roses. Do you? What would you do if I got you a bouquet of flowers? You'd be like, oh, thanks. I would think you were thinking about me and I would love that. Oh, wow.
Nice. I don't know what I'd do with them. What does anyone do with them? Smell them. I mean, you put them in a pot of water. Yeah, you display them. What would you do if I got you bouquet flowers? I would display them. That's very nice. We talked about this years ago. I love flowers. Favorite flower I forgot? You know, I'm not really sure, but I really like tulips. I like a tulip. I like tulips.
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Chapter 5: What are the financial implications of earning a million dollars a day?
Sorry. Why? I think I would do 1,000. I mean, that's the easy answer. That's like the easy wrong answer. I just want to say no because I'll just do 1,000 a second.
Give it to me again. I got to write it down.
1,000 a second. Okay.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts calculate the value of time in money?
That means per 60 seconds, it's $60,000. Or $10,000 per minute. Get rid of the $10,000 per minute. Easily, Al. It's a very easy one. That's bad, that's bad, that's bad. 100 mil instantly. Or a million dollars per day. Okay. I think the answer is the seconds. I would say, no, I would say it's a million dollars a day. I think it's the seconds. Isn't there a lot of seconds in a day?
What's 60 times 24? uh yeah i mean i'll look it up it's 1.2 60 times no it's not right 24 it's 1440 so it's 1440 minutes in a day so times that by 60 because that's 60 that's 86 000 so a million dollars a day would be the smart thing to do wait wait what did you just do yeah no well you did that wrong you said 24 That's hours, brother. How many seconds are in a day?
Sorry, I'm not doing this quite well. It's 60 times 60. I'm not doing this quite well.
Chapter 7: What are the challenges of wealth and happiness?
60 times 60. So 60 times 24. There's an easier way, fellas. How many seconds are in a day? How many seconds in a day? And it is 86,400 seconds. So 86,400 times, what was it? 60,000. No. Oh, yeah.
That's wrong.
What's going on? Wait. Stop. Stop. $1,000 a second. Mm-hmm. So, 60 times 60. Now we got hours. Times 24. 86, 4,000. 86, 400. Times 1,000 is 86 million. 86 million a day. Really? Yeah, that's what I wrote and I thought that was wrong. 86 million a day. Yeah, that doesn't... I have a feeling I'm going to pick that one. Yeah, that's the one. I didn't do that well.
Chapter 8: How do personal experiences shape views on money and happiness?
Eighty-six thousand dollars. Eighty-six seconds in the day. I fucked up, guys. It's okay. Forgive me. You didn't do that well. I didn't do that. But it's technically when we're recording. When we are recording pre-2026, it is 2025.
So once 2026 hits, I won't be doing shit like that ever again. Everything I'll do from here on out will have much aplomb. It will.
um what was the other ones it was like a million a day dude imagine having a like a thousand dollars per second like literally you go into i mean that's like that's like do you ever see the it was like a tick tock and it was like jeff bezos walking through an amazon warehouse and it was like he goes up to workers and they're just like hey and the workers are like hey congrats on everything you're doing great and on their like chest it has like how much they're earning per second and he's in like obviously thousands of dollars
And I saw some stat that Bill Gates, if he saw $100 bills on the ground, picking it up is not worth his time compared to how much he's making per day. Like, the amount of time to pick up that $100 bill, he already made it. Oh, my God. So what did it cost you to pick up that $20 that you found? Let's do that Joe makes what 50 million dollars a year. Oh, man, imagine 50 I trust me.
I think about making that money all the time. Okay He makes 50 million a year. Okay. Do you guys have a dollar amount that Seriously, do you guys have a dollar amount that you're like, all right if I had that then I'm good Like you have an enough number and say 50 mil is around there. I Mean, yeah
I don't know. Why are you thinking... You think like a cartoon character.
He was like, oh, $50 million. In the account, $50 million would be nice. Yeah, of course. $10 million? $10 million? You think if you had $10 million, you'd be like, all right, I need it. If I got $10 million, I'd be like, oh, man, this might not last forever. If I had $50 million, I would... 10 million? Yeah. How is that not going to last forever? You were just saying.
You and OBJ, you were on the phone the other day, and you were just like, it's so hard for us, guys. You just said this. No. I think I can make 10 million last for a lifetime. Of course. 10. No, but if you're giving me, if like, what's the question? If the question is like, what do you need? I'll say like 50. Because what are they going to say? Like, no, do it for 30. I'd be like, okay.
Well, no one's going to put the money in your account. I meant just like if there's a number in your life. You never know. You wonder if there's any billionaires watching this? You ever thought about that? Who can just give money away? Why can't they? Eh. I mean, would you? If I was a billionaire and a random podcast was like, it'd be cool to have 50 million. Be like, you know what?
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