Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank, how are you doing?
I'm doing well. How are you doing? I'm doing great, and why don't you wear some more stuff and plug your own podcast? It's getting ridiculous now. This guy's fucking crazy, dude. It's getting crazy now. It is, right? It's getting crazy. Just like the product placement. This guy, he's giving away free plugs on his shoulder. It's not fucking his!
I don't know which one you're talking about. What's the name of it?
Yeah, I don't know. I like that hat, though.
Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about product placements?
I like that a lot. That's really nice. That's it.
That's all you're getting. Yeah, I don't. That's enough for me.
I will say those candies that you're wearing, love them. You don't like them? God, those suck. Those are one of the worst all-time candies. No shot. We are in a great candy season. We were in a great candy season. Easter, our Lord, and he came back. He are risen. What is it? Is, Frank. He is risen.
He is risen.
He did rise. I don't see, like, that's why I don't like old-timey English, because it's not good. Like they were all like, he has risen. Yeah. That's what I would say if I were, but he, he is like a capital H. I know. I know.
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Chapter 3: What are the hosts' thoughts on candy during the Easter season?
So if it's like, you know, but that's not the part of it that bothers me. It's the is risen. What? So has risen. Yeah. He has risen. He's going to be rising. Take a look. There he is. The Bible's like, yo, he has been ā what did you say? He's going to be rising. He's going to be rising. I wonder if ā He's going to be rising.
I know that they make like ā Miles has a Bible that's like a graphic novel comic book and it's called like the Action Bible. I wonder if like someone would like take the Bible and like translate it into like modern lingo. I'm sure. And it's like the apostles are like, this is giving resurrection right now. Shut it. It's giving leprosy. This is, oh my, this is giving frankincense.
Pontius Pilate is like giving Mean Girl right now. Oh, I don't like Brutus. Was that the one? No, that was Caesar. I'm not. Who's the one that like went against Judas?
Judas. Brutus and Caesar. Wasn't Caesar like, yeah, that was a different.
That was Rome, wasn't it? Yeah, I think so. And a salad. Yeah, dude. Where are you on Caesar salad? I like Caesar salad, but I think that people, when they have their first Caesar salad, they go down a rabbit hole. People, when they try Caesar salad for the first time, they're like, oh my God, this is the greatest thing, and then everything.
Caesar salad wraps, bro, they're good, but everyone chill. It's like drugs for people. I do think that we're getting away from, like, the point of Caesar. Like, Caesar needs to be a salad dressing, and, like, I don't want this, like, bagged. I want it, like, real Caesar. You know what I mean? Bagged? Yeah, like pre-made Caesar. Oh, no.
Have you seen those, like, people at the restaurants making it with, like, just two spoons?
Yeah, yeah. Whoa. Yeah, I went to a restaurant, I got the Caesar, and then they, like, take a little anchovy, and they crush it up, and they, like, fucking...
That's the only place that I'm cool with mustard, knowing that it's there. You know what I mean? In a Caesar? In a Caesar. I know mustard's in there, and I'm like, I'll allow it. Yeah. You like Caesar salad wraps?
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts define and react to the concept of maxing?
Yeah. I'm with you on that one. Well. We could be. We're podcast maxing.
true yeah we are we are podcast maxing i guess you can be maxing anything i think it's funny like if you were closer to the frame than joey like look i'm frame maxing you that's so funny like that's so funny to me oh it's like used against someone yeah yeah it's competition like looks maxing you're trying to outlook and like mogging is like if you're if you look better than me then it's like frank's mog and joe i'm mogging you yeah
These are all words that I don't know. Well, yeah. We're learning something today. Who told you that the basement yard podcast wasn't educational? Like, you're watch-mogging right now. I mean, you said it, not me. But he's bank account-mogging all of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's bank account-maxing. He's cash-maxing. He's cash-maxing. He's cash-maxing. He's investment-maxing, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, uh... Just the fact that he has this studio. He's studio maxing us. Studio maxing. So I guess he's mogging our studio. He's mogging you in a studio fashion, yeah. Yeah. It happens, you know? Studio mogging maxing. Even though we're all jester maxing. What is that? It's like funny, like a jester. Oh, so I mugged Jester Max you? That I don't know. Now I don't even know.
I might get a nosebleed in a minute. I honestly don't know any of how this works.
Yeah, I don't know, but... Jester Maxing describes as behaving overly funny, entertaining, or foolish to attract attention from women and friends.
Well, I'm not doing that. I guess we're not doing that.
Well, I'm just going to leave out that part, but...
Yeah, because we're doing this to have a successful podcast. It's not like it's like, let's get the ladies. Yeah, yeah. We're gesture maxing. Podcast maxing. I think let's do that. That's the title? No, please, God, no.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of 'boner chocolate'?
It's life-threatening. Speaking of cats, last thing. When Frankie walked in today, I thought his hat was a cat sandwich.
Can I see it? I don't even know. And I said the same thing. I was like, where do you see cats? I don't see cats, but I also don't know what's that. Is that a sloppy Joe or something?
Chapter 6: How does blood circulation relate to erections?
It's a beef, a slice. It's like a beef sandwich.
I think it looks like a bunch of jumbled cats.
I guess. If I squint and turn it sideways, maybe I could see it like a cat.
No, no, a bunch of cats. It's a bunch of cats.
No, no, no. I get what you're saying. Got it. What? We got it when we threw out the pitch for the Bowie Bay Sox. They were like, do you want a hat with a beef sandwich on it? And I said, yeah.
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Chapter 7: What are the potential dangers of prolonged erections?
Oh, we had the beef sandwiches. Yeah, and it had cheese on it. Yeah. Very happy about that. Sorry. Last thing on cats. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think anyone's going to. I mean, hopefully no one. They say that like it could lower your blood pressure and then you can, you know, it's. Well, because it takes your blood and puts it in your penis. Isn't that what it does?
Yeah, I think that's... Isn't that what Dr. Mike told us? Yeah, it, like, sends a lot of blood there. It's just, like, calling all cars, calling all cars. We need you in the dick. Everyone get to the penis stat. How does it know where to go? Well, I mean, when you get a boner, that's what's happening.
Yeah, but, like, how does your blood know, like... How does the pill make the blood know, like, go to the boner? I think it's just a... Like, circulatory thing? Yeah, like, it just makes that, like, easier. So, oh, okay. So it's like your brain knows that you're trying to get a boner, so you take the pill and it works in tandem with the blood, so it knows where to send it. Yeah, it's optimizing.
Your brain is playing crossing guard.
I thought you were going to... Yeah.
What?
You're circulatory maxing.
No, no. I'm serious.
I need to chill.
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Chapter 8: How do snacks reflect our childhood memories?
I was going to stop.
This does feel like something, if you were younger, you'd be running with.
Oh, I would have been miserable with this. I would have been a not good version of myself with this whole maxing thing.
Have you ever taken a Viagra or Cialis?
No, I haven't. You? I have the same fear you have. That it's going to ruin you. I'm going to need it. And I'm good. That's why I was... Yeah, things are all right. Yeah, I'm working.
Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Don't fix a leaky pipe. Well, no. You need to fix it.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. There it is. Hey, don't fix a leaky pipe. Let it leak. Let it get all over the ground.
Car's broken down? Don't fix it.
Don't fix the busted tire.
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