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The Basement Yard

#557 - An Interesting Love Story

01 Jun 2026

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Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What is the premise of the love story discussed?

0.031 - 26.304 Ant Prisco

Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank, your first Hawaiian of the year, I think. Literally not. I think I've worn other ones. Ah, not paying attention. Yeah, it's alright. It's me, Frank Alvarez, here with Ant. Ant Prisco, how are ya? And Cookie Monster. Oh, I was like, come on. I thought you were calling him Cookie Monster. No, that would be you.

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26.624 - 34.806 Ant Prisco

Because I'm wearing the color blue. You're blue abadi abadai. I'm just wearing a blue sweater, you bastard. And the blue hat. It's very blue.

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34.826 - 36.809 Unknown

You're wearing a matching hat as well.

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36.83 - 40.997 Ant Prisco

Yeah, but first of all, if we're getting specific, you're not matching. If you really want to do it.

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41.378 - 42.741 Frank Alvarez

It's called different tones.

44.123 - 54.838 Ant Prisco

I don't care. It doesn't adhere to what I believe matching is. Correct. So it doesn't. It's not real. Correct. But I am matching quite nicely. And Ant said.

54.878 - 56.5 Frank Alvarez

It's because I complimented him.

56.52 - 62.087 Ant Prisco

Ant said right before we started recording, he looked at me and he goes, very aesthetically pleasing outfit you're wearing.

62.627 - 62.908 Frank Alvarez

Nice.

Chapter 2: How does the conversation shift to the character's wardrobe choices?

102.682 - 104.045 Frank Alvarez

I didn't decide that as my point.

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104.326 - 123.993 Ant Prisco

That was God. The issue is not with the corn digestion part of it. Whatever, God. Yeah. I love how you did that. That was very nice. Every god. Cookie Monster, though. There's no issue, like, you're tying something negative to being called Cookie Monster. What's wrong with that? I was paying attention to the tone. But we don't have to. I'll try it again. Here's what I said.

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124.093 - 149.656 Ant Prisco

I'm here with Cookie Monster. I didn't go, I'm here with Cookie Monster. I mean, we know. We know you. I'm here with Cookie Monster! Okay, that would be even weirder. Why? I don't know, that was terrifying. Fuck you, you wouldn't get excited to see Cookie Monster. I am 34. Some parts of life. I'll tell you this with you. Cookie Monster, whatever. I'm telling you this right now.

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150.016 - 176.325 Ant Prisco

If Big Bird walked in here, I'd be fucking scared. Bro, a legitimately big bird. Huge. The biggest fucking bird. A big ass bird. And I think what makes Big Bird look bigger, because it might be one of those things where like it's she, he, she. I'm not quite sure what Big Bird's pronouns are. Is so big. But it looks bigger because the fucking, what's it called? Bro, that's huge.

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176.345 - 193.334 Ant Prisco

That's a fucking big ass bird, dude. Huge, dude. Let's get the height. Can we get the height? Can we get the measurements? What's the actual measurements of big birds? What's his 40? I mean, gotta be like seven feet tall. 8-2! Dude, 8-2. Big Bird is 8-2.

Chapter 3: What are the main conflicts faced by the characters in the story?

193.814 - 194.655 Unknown

See what I'm saying?

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194.815 - 197.758 Ant Prisco

Big Bird is crazy. That's a big-ass bird, dude.

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197.939 - 199.761 Unknown

Webinyama couldn't stop Big Bird.

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200.622 - 201.162 Ant Prisco

Probably could.

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201.502 - 202.464 Unknown

He probably could.

202.484 - 217.62 Ant Prisco

We don't know. He can fly. Speaking of God, you're speaking of his God. You are the biggest rider for Wemby. Bro, Big Bird is fucking backing Webinyama down, flying in the air, and dunking on his French head. Is he French? Yeah. God.

217.6 - 245.02 Ant Prisco

what quite french okay yeah i'm taking big bird in a basketball game obviously isn't going to beat an actual basketball star but like they may probably has a jump a jumper wait he's got crazy eyes go back to the big bird like the anatomy of big bird Big Bird do be playing basketball. Is Big Bird balling up? What could you possibly have looked up at that moment? Big Bird playing basketball.

245.581 - 247.944 Ant Prisco

He was dunking with Elmo. See?

247.964 - 248.464 Joe Santagato

Oh, see.

Chapter 4: How does the story reflect on societal expectations of love?

301.18 - 310.991 Ant Prisco

Like a jaw system. So it talks with me. Yeah, I don't know. That would make the most sense. Or I thought that this dude would just be on stilts in there. But yo, go back to the Google.

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311.632 - 311.732 Joe Santagato

Okay.

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313.568 - 316.022 Ant Prisco

The one of Big Bird, bro.

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316.062 - 320.929 Frank Alvarez

Yeah, dude. There was a picture of him standing next to a man. If you exit out of that...

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321.247 - 322.228 Joe Santagato

Exactly what?

322.288 - 325.932 Frank Alvarez

The picture, like, click the X. There's a picture of him standing next to a man.

326.012 - 345.071 Ant Prisco

Where is it? Down. To the right. Where was it? No, never mind, never mind. I can't find it. I don't know. It fucking disappeared. Big Bird is a giant-ass bird. I love Elmo, though. Why do you call Elmo a bitch? He's small. He's not 8'2". Yeah, in that regard, little. I never really got into Sesame Street.

345.091 - 347.794 Frank Alvarez

It was not something that was ever on in my house, to be honest.

347.774 - 360.384 Ant Prisco

It wasn't on, but it was one of those brands that just went further than the show. I'm sure I watched it as a little kid, but I feel like I saw more of Sesame Street characters and never watched the actual program.

Chapter 5: What humorous examples are used to illustrate the narrative?

391.733 - 409.641 Ant Prisco

Yeah. Bill Murray's like sneezing up a storm. Is it Bill Murray or Chris Elliott? It's Bill Murray. Okay. Disgusting. What was he dying from? All of it. Fucking sneezing. And also, I remember specifically, the only reason why I know what this thing is called is because of Osmosis Jones.

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409.621 - 419.066 Frank Alvarez

Where it's like, oh, you got to head to the uvula. And he's like, what's that? And he's like, it's a little dangly thing. And he goes, in his boxer shorts. And he turns the car to go towards the cock.

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419.587 - 424.66 Ant Prisco

And then he's like, no, it's in his throat. Oh, I prefer the...

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424.64 - 425.521 Frank Alvarez

That's the story.

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425.541 - 447.313 Ant Prisco

The mid-2000s masterpiece Monster House, the joke that they made. What's Monster House? It was like a haunted house movie with animated kids that look... They had the issue where they look like they're from the Polar Express. It's terrifying. But it was like, oh, it's the house's uvula. And he's like, I thought it was a boy. He's thinking Volvo. I mean, a very common mistake that people make.

447.333 - 475.179 Ant Prisco

What's the Volvo, Frank? Tell me what a Volvo is. A German car. Volvo. Is that German even? Are they German? But what's a vulva? Tell us. It's in the vaginal... Is it in? It's at the house. I don't know what room it is, but it's on the property. If you had to... Let's all guess what the vulva is. You know what's funny is one of the first episodes we did... Hey, let's guess what the vulva is.

475.519 - 476.942 Unknown

All right, sorry. Let's get on track here.

476.962 - 488.556 Ant Prisco

Here's a good try. Yeah. It's one of the... Here we go. Well, why don't you start? Well, I'm hosting. Do you know? Honestly, do you know? Of course.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to the character's transformation?

489.82 - 498.943 Ant Prisco

So then tell us. Everyone knows what that is. Frankie, you have to say it. Yeah, nice try. I will be 100% honest if I knew it or not. Tell us what it is.

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499.885 - 503.27 Frank Alvarez

No, that's not what we're doing. Do it, do it. We're all going to say what we think it is.

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503.31 - 517.87 Ant Prisco

All right, at the same time, we're all going to say it. No, we're not. Yes, we are. Frankie, hot seat, hot seat, hot seat. Why am I put on the hot seat here? I'm the co-host. Exactly, and I'm asking the question. Who else is going to answer? He owns the company. He's pulling that card on me. You saw that? Not how that works. I think this is exactly how it works.

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517.97 - 537.821 Ant Prisco

If you don't want to answer, you don't have to. I think I will answer, but I'm not going to answer because... Okay, moving on. What else do we have to talk about? Well, what do you think the Volvo is? Frank, we're asking you. Now I don't think you actually know what it is. If you had to guess. I'm just asking you to guess. I think I'm not. You know what? I'm not quite sure. I am not.

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537.981 - 562.625 Ant Prisco

And it is that he's right. You know what? Actually, evidently, I am not quite there. I am not there. I know it's. What do you know about it? I know the general area. Down. Down in the... Like, I can give you the... I can narrow it down to, like, a... A square meter. A square. That's big. A big meter. Yeah. A square foot.

562.665 - 570.835 Ant Prisco

He's already saying words like inside and in, so... Well, I think that there is an opening. On a woman?

Chapter 7: What emotional moments are highlighted in the discussion?

571.897 - 579.927 Ant Prisco

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we know that. Duh. Yeah, yeah. These, like, these specific... Just point. Point...

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581.729 - 610.977 Ant Prisco

yeah dead center or yeah i mean right wow wow okay good you have a guess no no no you're doing a hook you're doing a hooking thing no i was i was trying to like mimic you were trying to make it mimic so vulva yeah it's up might be thinking labia right okay what's the labia that's the outside thing

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610.957 - 614.36 Frank Alvarez

I think. The outside thing, I think, is something.

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614.4 - 618.484 Ant Prisco

He's looking it up! He's looking it up! He's cheating! He's cheating! He's cheating! He's cheating! He's cheating!

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618.504 - 619.444 Unknown

He's looking it up! He's cheating!

619.865 - 640.423 Ant Prisco

I'm absolutely not. He's cheating! He's cheating! He's looking it up! I would look up the external genitalia encompassing all visible parts between the legs, including the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, clitoris, vaginal opening, urethral opening. You think I would look that up? I knew all that. That's the vulva. That's the whole thing. Did you say minora back there?

640.403 - 662.676 Ant Prisco

Yeah, I think just menorah and like... Majora. Majora menorah. But the menorah, the Jewish menorah. Not in the Jewish... But how is that not... How is there not a comparable like... I think there's a different spelling and a just different thing. Well, yeah. I didn't think there was eight candles down there. Yep. I don't think there is. But I knew all that.

662.816 - 685.243 Ant Prisco

I just wanted to make sure that the verbiage I was putting out was 100% accurate. I don't like to say... So again, it is... I don't like to say things here unless I'm like really confident. Right. So is it inside or outside? It's the collection. It's the binder of Pokemon cards. You get what I'm saying? Like, yeah, you might have a Lugia. You might have an Entei. You might have a, you know.

685.223 - 692.032 Ant Prisco

a Reshiram in there. But the whole binder is the vulva.

Chapter 8: What conclusions do the hosts draw about love and personal growth?

692.052 - 711.94 Ant Prisco

Frankie doesn't know vulva. I mean, you don't know vulva. Stop writing stuff down like you're trying to play gotcha. And the labia, you didn't really give a good one on that. I mean, I knew it was kind of the external. He kept saying inside and in. I mean, what is outside if not an inside from outside? You know what I'm saying? He's got a point with that. I'm going to have a nosebleed.

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711.92 - 716.432 Ant Prisco

Thinking about how that song breaks down. How did we get here from Sesame Street, dude?

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716.452 - 718.859 Joe Santagato

Mr. Anatomy Boy. Mr. Anatomy Boy. I don't get it.

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718.879 - 736.097 Ant Prisco

You have an issue with Elmo. You have an issue with Cookie Monster. I guess you're only cool with Big Bird? No. I'm saying I didn't really watch that. Yeah, I didn't watch it much either. I did love Snuffleupagus, though. There was a VHS tape that me and my siblings used to watch.

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737.719 - 747.715 Frank Alvarez

It was called, like, We Sing or something. And it was one of those things where it was, like, head, shoulders, knees, and toes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was, like...

747.695 - 766.918 Ant Prisco

Almost animatronic or something, in a way? Was it with... Yo, I am going to... I think it was a movie, though. I don't know. There was, like, one of those tapes that we had, too. A similar thing, but it was about, like, littering in the ocean. And it was, like, an animatronic starfish and fish and otters and shit like that. Yeah. And, like...

766.898 - 782.122 Ant Prisco

It's so, like, ingrained in my mind that I had... They had all those tapes back then where it was just, like, cleaning up and using the potty for kids. Yeah, yeah. Cleaning up time. Who's the lady on the couch? Big comfy couch. Big comfy couch. What was her name? Big comfy couch.

782.703 - 783.363 Unknown

Do you know her name?

783.564 - 785.185 Ant Prisco

I just remember her body was the clock.

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