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The Basement Yard

#558 - FRANK FIRES JOE!! + New Tour Dates

08 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 8.607 Joe Santagato

Welcome back to the base- Welcome back to the basement yard.

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10.797 - 11.578 Frank Alvarez

You're flashing your tits?

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11.598 - 12.48 Joe Santagato

I was flashing my titties.

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13.481 - 28.965 Frank Alvarez

Okay. You want to flash your tits? Yeah. That'd be cool. You want to flash your fucking tits? Why are you getting mad at me? I don't know. That's a good question. That is a good question. You remember those... Oh, well, welcome back, FaceMan. Remember those, like... Ooh, I don't know if I can bring it up, actually, because I think they got in trouble.

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29.305 - 49.374 Frank Alvarez

Remember those commercials, like Girls Gone Wild years ago? Yeah, we talked about this. They got in trouble, right? The dudes who, yeah. Of course. No, because I think they had someone underage in one of their videos. Oh. Yeah. Well, I just thought they got in trouble because it's kind of a douchey thing. Well, yeah, they're douchebags. They're pieces of shit. It's Mardi Gras.

49.394 - 56.715 Frank Alvarez

Yeah, it's like, welcome, girls gone wild. You're a loser, dude. You've never seen... That's the... Act like you've seen a boo.

Chapter 2: What controversies surround the Girls Gone Wild commercials?

56.976 - 78.212 Frank Alvarez

Exactly. But... They're great. I'm never going to argue against that. Yeah. But, like, you know how, like, they say, like, you know, when an athlete wins a championship, and they're just like, act like you've been here before. Well, it's the championship. If you're going to win a regular season and you're going to pop champagne, then you've got to act like you've been there before.

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78.232 - 96.153 Frank Alvarez

Yeah, I do honestly, like, I do sometimes feel a way about that. I know that there's so much hard work that goes into, like, winning the division or winning the conference or something like that. You don't like champagne? I meant, like, champagne at celebrations. If I am the New York Yankees, okay?

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97.99 - 116.399 Frank Alvarez

not a player, if I'm like in the front office and they like win because they like got in because another team lost, not because like they like won the division. You know what I mean? Like remember a couple of years ago where like, I think it was last year, the Mets lost because the Reds won a game like across the fucking country or something like that.

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117 - 140.84 Frank Alvarez

If you win under those pretenses, I'm like, you don't deserve to pop champagne for that. I mean, you play the whole year. They play 180 games. I know, but if your fate is in the hands of another team's success or failure, for me, that is like... I mean, that's always the case, though. Not necessarily. I mean, you could win 80 games in that last game.

140.96 - 155.197 Frank Alvarez

That is the exact situation where I'm saying, I don't know if that is pop champagne worthy. I mean, I understand what you're saying if it's like you... Like, if you win the first round of the playoffs, Poppin' Champagne's probably a little crazy. I'm not even saying the first round of the playoffs.

155.257 - 172.203 Frank Alvarez

I honestly almost... I believe... I think it's fine the deeper you get into the playoffs, especially the first round. I think it's fine if you win the thing. The whole thing. Also, like, you don't think, like, if you win the division series that, like, Poppin' Champagne is, like, cool? I don't know. I don't know.

172.223 - 175.348 Joe Santagato

Like, it can't mirror...

175.885 - 202.18 Frank Alvarez

like it can't mirror the finals or the world series you know what i'm saying like if it looks the same then what why we do that that's a great point honestly you're more now on my side well well yeah i'm like i'm i'm thinking like if you're gonna celebrate how the fuck are we talking about this why are we being sad i don't know because i was showing you my tits oh and when does that come into the celebration well have you seen the like the thing that people are doing at baseball games now the tarp's off no

Chapter 3: What are the thoughts on celebrating sports victories?

202.345 - 207.752 Frank Alvarez

You haven't seen Tarps Off? No, I mean, I know what Tarps Off is. I mean, two and two together, baby. Just put them together.

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207.832 - 209.534 Ant Prisco

Tarp, get off of me. Yeah.

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209.774 - 226.415 Frank Alvarez

Is it because it's really hot out? You know, I don't know the reason they started doing it, but like, Ant, pull up a- Wait, people are dumping their boobs out at baseball games? I don't think it's tits. It's like the male fans- Male nipple. Are going to games and like, maybe it's a rally thing. They're popping top.

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226.435 - 230.26 Frank Alvarez

They're just taking their shirts off to the point where like mascots are doing it now.

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230.24 - 258.424 Frank Alvarez

mascots got their tits out yeah like i saw one for the white socks that like the white socks i forgot what their mascot is but it's taken its tarps off okay and like mascot tits are out it's got anything good under there it's like just hair it's like fuzzy like elmo you know what i mean like it's nothing to i mean i'm not against that you're not against elmo's tits no i meant like furry well not like fur not like a fur not

258.404 - 262.673 Frank Alvarez

Back up. Cut that. Not, like, fuzzy.

264.055 - 265.017 Joe Santagato

But, like, you know what I'm saying?

265.037 - 289.738 Frank Alvarez

Do they have... Did you ever have a pair of fuzzy handcuffs growing up that's such a Frankie thing? Shut the fuck up. You definitely did. I don't think so. You carried it around in a string backpack with your Axe body spray. Say it. No, I remember... Back up! Okay? I definitely had the string backpack with, like, things in it that I guarded with my life. Axe body spray was definitely in there.

290.299 - 305.162 Frank Alvarez

Obviously a Swiss Army knife. A Swiss Army knife. It wasn't a Swiss... It was just a switchblade knife. Like, not a switchblade. Like, I was fucking, like... Yeah, who are you? A greaser. It was just, like, one of those, like, knives that, like, you go like this and it just, like, opens up. I believe that's called a switchblade. Is it?

Chapter 4: What humorous debate arises about the smell of hot dogs?

2694.592 - 2721.919 Frank Alvarez

It was a little sweet, wasn't it? Yeah, for a second. It is a little sweet. I think after a little bit, it starts to smell like dog. I feel like you doing that is completely unnecessary to smelling. So- No, it doesn't smell like hot dog at all. Maybe you didn't put enough. It's by Shy Nasty. Shy Nasty? Shines- Shy Nasty? I have a question. I think Shy Nasty. I have a question. Yeah.

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Chapter 5: How do the hosts react to the idea of daring each other?

2722.019 - 2726.063 Frank Alvarez

What if it tastes like hot dog? Nice try. Yeah, he's gonna get me. I'm not fucking doing that.

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2726.244 - 2726.464 Joe Santagato

Yeah.

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2726.524 - 2727.585 Frank Alvarez

Double dog dare him, though.

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2727.605 - 2728.005 Ant Prisco

How about that?

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2728.206 - 2730.027 Frank Alvarez

No, how about you do it? Double dog dare you.

2730.047 - 2730.668 Ant Prisco

How about you do it?

2730.688 - 2737.875 Frank Alvarez

No, just spray a little, and then go like... You didn't get any.

2737.895 - 2738.476 Ant Prisco

He didn't get any.

2738.856 - 2739.657 Unknown

It tastes like Frankie.

Chapter 6: What insights are shared about the experience of working at a ballpark?

2773.554 - 2774.256 Ant Prisco

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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2774.276 - 2785.154 Frank Alvarez

And they also fucked up by not making this hot dog shaped. Yeah, make it a fucking glizzy shape. I'm sure that costs a lot, and for a novelty thing like this, like, they need to think of... Oh, are you getting the stink? It's coming over here now.

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2785.194 - 2785.355 Ant Prisco

Really?

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2785.395 - 2787.278 Frank Alvarez

Now you're getting a Burt's cock! Watch this.

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2791.932 - 2801.206 Ant Prisco

Oh, I can smell it on its way. I think it's passing you. It's smelling on its way to you. Here it comes. Big bad Frankie over there. Yeah, Jesus. Yeah, no. It blows house down, Frank.

2801.226 - 2826.697 Frank Alvarez

Oh, there it is. You got it? Wow, it took a little pass. It doesn't smell like a... It doesn't? It doesn't smell like a... It's like sweet wood. It's not like bad. It's just something. I think you expected us to be gag boys, Frank. Really? Sorry. I didn't mean to. That was a legitimate... My mom watches this show. That was a legitimate mistake. Yeah. Here, you can take this back.

2827.519 - 2848.866 Frank Alvarez

I've never... I want to... I want to get one of those, like, have you smelled the ones that are, like, farts? Yeah, yeah, fart sprays. I remember fart bags. Do you remember when the first time you came to my home? It was right after I did it on an episode, yeah. Oh, you threw a fart bag? One. It was, like, three, I think.

2849.046 - 2869.159 Frank Alvarez

He threw three at once, so by the time you gathered two, one of them's going to go off. I mean, they just stink like a butt. Yeah, that's the part that sucks. I remember I did it in the studio. And then I broke a mug on my fucking wall. Yeah, that was a crazy episode. First of all, the studio at that time, my apartment. So you fart bagged my apartment.

2869.56 - 2873.527 Frank Alvarez

But it was one room that was far enough away from like the rest of your apartment.

Chapter 7: What tour dates are announced towards the end of the episode?

2873.547 - 2879.057 Joe Santagato

Let me ask you, do you know how wind works? How you work, you know, air, how things spread via air?

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2879.759 - 2882.183 Frank Alvarez

Yeah, I don't think that was like a big concern.

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2882.163 - 2882.985 Joe Santagato

It was a small room.

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2883.005 - 2898.636 Frank Alvarez

The place stunk like ash. I honestly don't remember. It was at the beginning of the episode as well. I remember doing it. Yeah. And I remember throwing it and we like fucking like threw it back and forth and then it popped on the floor. Yeah. Those things are, they smell. And they pop. They smell. Have you ever seen the glass ones?

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2898.616 - 2917.92 Frank Alvarez

glass the glass stink bombs no they come in like a little glass vial i had one in middle school and i broke it on the ground and boy that smells like a big poop of shit that is a rough one like a tough one oh it's starting to get you god damn it's like it's your breath now Wow, he says your breath stinks.

2917.94 - 2920.724 Ant Prisco

No, it's because every time he breathes, more air comes his way, and I'm getting it.

2921.185 - 2926.754 Frank Alvarez

Oh, wow. I mean, I don't think I have that strong of a breath that it's going to reach you. Bro, if you could smell his breath from there, big trouble.

2926.774 - 2927.776 Ant Prisco

No, I'm not smelling his breath.

2927.856 - 2943.861 Frank Alvarez

It's just the wind. I think it's just the circulation. It just smells like a... You're also, like, look. That is going to... They can't see it, but, like, that's going to blow it right at you. It smells like a corner in Manhattan right now. It really... Absolutely. It smells like the corner of, like, 34th and 9th Avenue. Yeah.

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