#566 - Do You Believe?

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What happens when an energy drink makes the hosts feel hyper and lightheaded?

Joe Santagato 0:00

welcome back to the base welcome back to the basement yard what are you doing with your fingers i don't know i had one of those energy drinks and now i feel like i'm moving faster than ever go real fast run in your seat really fast no run run run run run i know that's not how you run Whoa, dude. What's going on? I just got lightheaded. Please don't go down. You don't think... He passed out doing a fake run during the podcast. That shows how shitty my shape is. My shape?

Unknown 0:33

How shitty my shape is? My shape. Not in shape. My shape is bad. My shape is not in. Can't run too far. My shape is off.

Frank Alvarez 0:41

I'm misshapen.

Joe Santagato 0:43

You don't do that? When you're really energetic, you feel like you're moving faster than ever? I feel like I could feel all my hair. Oh. Like when I drink an energy drink, I feel like I could feel all the hair on my body. I feel like I could feel like I could like shoot lightning out of my fingers. I get that too. And I also do a lot of this. I do. You know what? That's weird. I do this and I crack my fingers crack sometimes. I do it. I'll just go like. I become very aware of my arms and I'm like. I can move them. I, I just get like, I get like really like, I can feel my, I can feel my eyebrows sometimes. And I'm just like, yo, what? Like you have to become very aware. I hear my blinks. That fucks me up. What?

Joe Santagato 1:26

You don't hear your blinks sometimes? I don't know. When you blink, you're just like... It goes like... Not like I'm a fucking shy guy. Yeah. What does that mean? It's a Marius thing for us. Oh, shy guy. Yeah. Oh. That sounded like Yoshi. No. It did. That's Yoshi, baby. That was pretty good. Wow, you just got them all in there. I got a couple. I mean, I have kids. I do this regularly. You just do a show. You will too when you have children. They'll be like, daddy, daddy, pick me up out of my bed made of solid gold and do a fucking impression. And you're going to be like, all right, I could do an impression of Rick Rubin because that's the book you're reading at the time. The fact that you know Rick Rubin's name is fascinating to me.

Joe Santagato 2:11

He was a music guy, right? Kind of, yeah. Yeah. Long white beard? Yep. Yeah, I know. Yeah. How was the fastest you could do this? What? Go as fast as you could go. No, just two fingers. Ready? Stop. Ready? Hold on. Slow down. Why do I have to stop? I'm doing it. I'm saying I want to see how fast you can... Just one. How fast you can go. Go as fast as you can go. Ready? I don't know which one I'm better at. This one. Ready? No, this one. Set. Go. This is stupid.

Frank Alvarez 2:35

That's nothing, dude. That's slow as fuck.

Joe Santagato 2:40

Hope you're all entertained. You're not even doing it. You're not even kicking your feet there. Like switching. Yeah. That was pretty good. I don't know. I wish they made bigger chairs. I'm sorry. I got to stop. Yeah. Yeah. The energy drink is going crazy. Anyway, before we start this episode, which, I mean, we've already done, just wanted to let everyone know, if you are coming to the shows this year, we're doing a very fun segment where we are going to allow everyone in the audience- To peg Joey. To-

Joe Santagato 3:13

That'd be pretty difficult to set up. Nobody loves you more than you. Nobody loves you more than you. You're goddamn right, bitch. Self-love is the best love. Yeah. It's not. We have this segment in the new show where you guys can submit photos for us. So last year we had the cards, and that was like the people in the crowd submitted those cards. So if you're coming to a show, you can go to thebasementyard.com slash submit, and you will see this landing page. So there's a dropdown menu where it can show you which show you're attending. You put in that show, then you upload a photo. It can be of pretty much anything. It could be like an embarrassing moment or a funny thing, or just the craziest thing that you have in your camera roll within reason here.

Joe Santagato 3:59

And you submit it and then we can put those things up on the, we're gonna put them up on the screen. So it's gonna be all things, All the things that we put on the screen are going to be from people at the show that night. So go to TheBasementYard.com slash submit.