The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

03 Apr 2026

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 Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

Vault: The Smelly Coworker Problem Nobody Wants to Talk About

03 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Smelly Coworker Problem Nobody Wants to Talk About 

Vault: Listeners Call In With Their Most Mortifying Moments

03 Apr 2026

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Vault: Listeners Call In With Their Most Mortifying Moments

Vault: She Upgraded Herself While Hubby Was Away, And He Has No Idea

03 Apr 2026

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Vault: She Upgraded Herself While Hubby Was Away, And He Has No Idea

Vault: He's Going for His Friend's Mom and She Is Mortified

03 Apr 2026

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Vault: He's Going for His Friend's Mom and She Is Mortified

Vault: The Shocking Warnings Listeners Got From Their Future In-Laws

03 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Shocking Warnings Listeners Got From Their Future In-Laws

Vault: A Mom Called In Alarmed After Discovering What Her Daughter's Friend Is Pressuring Other Girls to Do

03 Apr 2026

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Vault: A Mom Called In Alarmed After Discovering What Her Daughter's Friend Is Pressuring Other Girls to Do

Vault: The Roommate Who Wasn't Graduating Just Got a Devastating Update

03 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Roommate Who Wasn't Graduating Just Got a Devastating Update

Vault: Ashton Kutcher Joins The Show

03 Apr 2026

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Vault: Ashton Kutcher Joins The Show

Vault: She Put a Fake Employee on Payroll and Kept the Money

03 Apr 2026

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Vault: She Put a Fake Employee on Payroll and Kept the Money 

Vault: Her Mom's Home Movies Had One Very NSFW Surprise - Part Two

03 Apr 2026

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Vault: Her Mom's Home Movies Had One Very NSFW Surprise - Part Two

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 2 [Vault]

02 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 2 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 2 [Vault]

02 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 2 [Vault]

Vault: Her Mom's Home Movies Had One Very NSFW Surprise

02 Apr 2026

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Vault: Her Mom's Home Movies Had One Very NSFW Surprise

Vault: Why Women Keep Their Enemies Close

02 Apr 2026

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Vault: Why Women Keep Their Enemies Close

Vault: Mekhi Phifer Joins The Show!

02 Apr 2026

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Vault: Mekhi Phifer Joins The Show!

Vault: She Is Keeping A Major Secret From Her Parents...

02 Apr 2026

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Vault: She Is Keeping A Major Secret From Her Parents...

Vault: Holly's Roommate Is Pulling Off a Big Deception

02 Apr 2026

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Vault: Holly's Roommate Is Pulling Off a Big Deception

Vault: We Tested a Magazine's Attraction List on Real Guys

02 Apr 2026

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Vault: We Tested a Magazine's Attraction List on Real Guys

Vault: What Do You Do When Your Date Already Knows Who You Are?

02 Apr 2026

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Vault: What Do You Do When Your Date Already Knows Who You Are?

Vault: Her Friends Set Her Up On A Date, But Did It Go Well?

02 Apr 2026

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Vault: Her Friends Set Her Up On A Date, But Did It Go Well?

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]

01 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 1 [Vault]

Vault: Can Ambien Make You Cheat?

01 Apr 2026

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Vault: Can Ambien Make You Cheat?

Vault: Bert's April Fools Prank Goes Wrong!

01 Apr 2026

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Vault: Bert's April Fools Prank Goes Wrong!

Vault: Are You Flirtexting Wrong? The Women Who Wrote the Book about it

01 Apr 2026

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Vault: Are You Flirtexting Wrong? The Women Who Wrote the Book about it

Vault: Weight Loss Wendy Checks Back In With Her Goal Completed

01 Apr 2026

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Vault: Weight Loss Wendy Checks Back In With Her Goal Completed

Vault: Hugh Jackman Joins The Show

01 Apr 2026

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Vault: Hugh Jackman Joins The Show

Vault: Re-Treads Explained: The Sneaky Way Guys Keep Their Partner Count Low

01 Apr 2026

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Vault: Re-Treads Explained: The Sneaky Way Guys Keep Their Partner Count Low

Vault: Are Women Really Using Headbutts in Fights? Listeners Call In to Confess

01 Apr 2026

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Vault: Are Women Really Using Headbutts in Fights? Listeners Call In to Confess

Vault: Her First Date In 25 Years Was Ruined By Her Ex!

01 Apr 2026

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Vault: Her First Date In 25 Years Was Ruined By Her Ex!

Vault: Listeners Confess Their Most Cringe-Worthy Sending Fails

01 Apr 2026

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Vault: Listeners Confess Their Most Cringe-Worthy Sending Fails

Vault: Can a Dog Rescue Really Take Back an Adopted Dog?

01 Apr 2026

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Vault: Can a Dog Rescue Really Take Back an Adopted Dog? 

Vault: A Mystery Song About Pregnant Women Being Smug Landed in a Listener's Inbox

01 Apr 2026

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Vault: A Mystery Song About Pregnant Women Being Smug Landed in a Listener's Inbox

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]

31 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]

31 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]

31 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]

Vault: He's Confused After Going On A Date With A Witch?!

31 Mar 2026

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Vault: He's Confused After Going On A Date With A Witch?!

Vault: Women Vent About Their men Being Too Into Their Hobbies

31 Mar 2026

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Vault: Women Vent About Their men Being Too Into Their Hobbies

Vault: We Can't Believe These Statistics About Young Children

31 Mar 2026

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Vault: We Can't Believe These Statistics About Young Children

Vault: Women Open Up About Giving Birth After Not Knowing They Were Pregnant

31 Mar 2026

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Vault: Women Open Up About Giving Birth After Not Knowing They Were Pregnant

Vault: Can She Take Action After Being Fired For Being Pregnant?

31 Mar 2026

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Vault: Can She Take Action After Being Fired For Being Pregnant?

Vault: She Just BUSTED Her Bestie With Her Ex-Husband! - Part Two

31 Mar 2026

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Vault: She Just BUSTED Her Bestie With Her Ex-Husband! - Part Two

Vault: Listeners Give Their Remedies For Women With A Low Sex Drive

31 Mar 2026

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Vault: Listeners Give Their Remedies For Women With A Low Sex Drive

Vault: She's Been His Girlfriend for Years, And His Parents Have Never Heard Of Her

31 Mar 2026

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Vault: She's Been His Girlfriend for Years, And His Parents Have Never Heard Of Her

Vault: The Show Roasts Jeff For Hosting A Couple's Baby Shower

31 Mar 2026

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Vault: The Show Roasts Jeff For Hosting A Couple's Baby Shower

Vault: Do Women Pretend to Be Helpless to Make Men Feel Manly?

31 Mar 2026

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Vault: Do Women Pretend to Be Helpless to Make Men Feel Manly?

Vault: The Bert Show Takes on Miss USA Questions

31 Mar 2026

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Vault: The Bert Show Takes on Miss USA Questions

Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 30 [Vault]

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 30 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 30 [Vault]

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 30 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 30 [Vault]

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 30 [Vault]

Vault: The Ring That's Been in their Family for Years Is Missing

30 Mar 2026

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Vault: The Ring That's Been in their Family for Years Is Missing

Vault: Can You Fall in Love With an Object? The Truth About Objectum Sexuality

30 Mar 2026

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Vault: Can You Fall in Love With an Object? The Truth About Objectum Sexuality

Vault: Over 30? It's Time to Leave These Things Behind

30 Mar 2026

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Vault: Over 30? It's Time to Leave These Things Behind

Vault: What Happens When Your Therapist Sends You Back Home?

30 Mar 2026

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Vault: What Happens When Your Therapist Sends You Back Home? 

Vault: Lady Gaga Claps Back at Another Celeb's Rude Comments

30 Mar 2026

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Vault: Lady Gaga Claps Back at Another Celeb's Rude Comments

Vault: Shocking Food Tampering Stories from Restaurant Workers

30 Mar 2026

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Vault: Shocking Food Tampering Stories from Restaurant Workers

Vault: One Woman's Desperate Plea to Do the Right Thing Did Not End Well

30 Mar 2026

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Vault: One Woman's Desperate Plea to Do the Right Thing Did Not End Well

Vault: Did This Listener Come Clean To Her Parents About Her Marriage?

30 Mar 2026

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Vault: Did This Listener Come Clean To Her Parents About Her Marriage?

Vault: She Just BUSTED Her Bestie With Her Ex-Husband!

30 Mar 2026

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Vault: She Just BUSTED Her Bestie With Her Ex-Husband!

Vault: Results - She's So Innocent She's Willing to Take a Lie Detector to Prove It

30 Mar 2026

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Vault: Results - She's So Innocent She's Willing to Take a Lie Detector to Prove It

Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 27 [Vault]

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 27 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 27 [Vault]

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 27 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 27 [Vault]

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 27 [Vault]

Vault: Teachers Reveal What Students Confide in Them

27 Mar 2026

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Vault: Teachers Reveal What Students Confide in Them 

Vault: The Condition You've Never Heard of That's Destroying Relationships

27 Mar 2026

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Vault: The Condition You've Never Heard of That's Destroying Relationships

Vault: Brutally Honest Men Answer What Women REALLY Want to Know

27 Mar 2026

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Vault: Brutally Honest Men Answer What Women REALLY Want to Know

Vault: She's So Innocent She's Willing to Take a Lie Detector to Prove It

27 Mar 2026

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Vault: She's So Innocent She's Willing to Take a Lie Detector to Prove It

Vault: Is Stealing Someone's Beer a Crime? This Woman Thinks So

27 Mar 2026

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Vault: Is Stealing Someone's Beer a Crime? This Woman Thinks So

Vault: One Woman's Desperate Plea to Do the Right Thing"

27 Mar 2026

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Vault: One Woman's Desperate Plea to Do the Right Thing"

Vault: How Do You Tell Your Husband He's Bad at Homework Help?

27 Mar 2026

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Vault: How Do You Tell Your Husband He's Bad at Homework Help?

Vault: Can You Match The Celeb To The Random Fact?

27 Mar 2026

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Vault: Can You Match The Celeb To The Random Fact?

Vault: Seth Rogen Joins The Show

27 Mar 2026

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Vault: Seth Rogen Joins The Show

Vault: This Accountant's Wife Has Had ENOUGH

27 Mar 2026

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Vault: This Accountant's Wife Has Had ENOUGH

Vault: A Member Of Her Church Is Trying To Crash The Birth Of Her Baby?!

27 Mar 2026

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Vault: A Member Of Her Church Is Trying To Crash The Birth Of Her Baby?!

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]

26 Mar 2026

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 Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]

26 Mar 2026

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 Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]

Vault: She Thought She Was Being Betrayed. It Was a Surprise Party. Now What?

26 Mar 2026

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Vault: She Thought She Was Being Betrayed. It Was a Surprise Party. Now What?

Vault: Did He Feel the Same? The One That Got Away Answers

26 Mar 2026

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Vault: Did He Feel the Same? The One That Got Away Answers

Vault: How Do You Tell Your Employee to Go Out More?

26 Mar 2026

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Vault: How Do You Tell Your Employee to Go Out More?

Vault: She Lied Her Resume. Now She's Being Called to the Boss's Office.

26 Mar 2026

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Vault: She Lied Her Resume. Now She's Being Called to the Boss's Office.

Vault: Father Bailey Delivers His Gospel of Comebacks

26 Mar 2026

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Vault: Father Bailey Delivers His Gospel of Comebacks

Vault: Brides Spill Why Their Weddings Were Terrible

26 Mar 2026

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Vault: Brides Spill Why Their Weddings Were Terrible

Vault: Jimmy Fallon Opens Up With Us

26 Mar 2026

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Vault: Jimmy Fallon Opens Up With Us

Vault: She's Been Secretly Married for 3 Months… And Hasn't Told Her Parents Yet

26 Mar 2026

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Vault: She's Been Secretly Married for 3 Months… And Hasn't Told Her Parents Yet

Vault: Jordin Sparks Joins The Show

26 Mar 2026

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Vault: Jordin Sparks Joins The Show

Vault: The Little Lies Your Server Tells to Get a Bigger Tip

26 Mar 2026

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Vault: The Little Lies Your Server Tells to Get a Bigger Tip

Vault: Can You Get a DUI…While Sleeping?

26 Mar 2026

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Vault: Can You Get a DUI…While Sleeping?

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 25 [Vault]

Vault: The Things You Didn't Know About The Bert Show

25 Mar 2026

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Vault: The Things You Didn't Know About The Bert Show

Vault: What Horrific Thing Did You Do While Taking Ambien?

25 Mar 2026

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Vault: What Horrific Thing Did You Do While Taking Ambien?

Vault: Do Women Have Problems With Dating Skinner Men?

25 Mar 2026

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Vault: Do Women Have Problems With Dating Skinner Men?

Vault: The World Traveler Couple Opens Up About Their Split

25 Mar 2026

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Vault: The World Traveler Couple Opens Up About Their Split

Vault: Andre 3000 Joins The Show

25 Mar 2026

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Vault: Andre 3000 Joins The Show