The Bert Show
Episodes
Vault: Bert Solves Wendy's Dating Desperation
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Bert Solves Wendy's Dating Desperation
Vault: The Questions You Always Wanted To Ask Other Ethnicities
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Questions You Always Wanted To Ask Other Ethnicities
Vault: Do You Know What Your Kids Are Texting?
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Do You Know What Your Kids Are Texting?
Vault: Is She Wrong For Not Wanting Kids At Her Reception?
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is She Wrong For Not Wanting Kids At Her Reception?
Vault: She Wants To Brag On Her Body Part And She's Not Alone
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Wants To Brag On Her Body Part And She's Not Alone
Vault: Listeners Share The Ridiculous Things They Gave Up For Lent
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listeners Share The Ridiculous Things They Gave Up For Lent
Vault: She Caught Her Daughter Lying About Her Spring Break Trip!
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Caught Her Daughter Lying About Her Spring Break Trip!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 24 [Vault]
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 24 [Vault]
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 24 [Vault]
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 24 [Vault]
Vault: The Most Ridiculous 911 Call You'll Ever Hear
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Most Ridiculous 911 Call You'll Ever Hear
Vault: The Babysitting Job That Went Completely Off the Rails
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Babysitting Job That Went Completely Off the Rails
Vault: She Loves Him But Isn't Attracted to Him Anymore
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Loves Him But Isn't Attracted to Him Anymore
Vault: Men Call In to Say What They Actually Find Attractive
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Men Call In to Say What They Actually Find Attractive
Vault: For These Listeners, This Is the Weekend That Matters
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: For These Listeners, This Is the Weekend That Matters
Vault: How Long Would You Wait to Catch a Cheater?
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: How Long Would You Wait to Catch a Cheater?
Vault: Is Your Hobby a Hobby Or an Obsession?
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is Your Hobby a Hobby Or an Obsession?
Vault: We Can't Believe How Much Wedding Planning She's Done In 6 Weeks
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: We Can't Believe How Much Wedding Planning She's Done In 6 Weeks
Vault: We're Worried Our Favorite Traveling Couple Called It Quits
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: We're Worried Our Favorite Traveling Couple Called It Quits
Vault: Listeners Share the Ink They're Still Stuck With
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listeners Share the Ink They're Still Stuck With
Vault: The Guys Try to Save Wendy From Herself
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Guys Try to Save Wendy From Herself
Vault: She Thinks The Guy She's Dating Is A Better Fit For Her Friend?!
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Thinks The Guy She's Dating Is A Better Fit For Her Friend?!
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 23 [Vault]
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 23 [Vault]
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 23 [Vault]
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 23 [Vault]
Vault: She's Searching For Her High School Sweetheart
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She's Searching For Her High School Sweetheart
Vault: We Helped Her Find A Date To Make Her Ex Jealous
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: We Helped Her Find A Date To Make Her Ex Jealous
Vault: These Men Had No Idea The Women They Were Dating Were Way Younger Than Them
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: These Men Had No Idea The Women They Were Dating Were Way Younger Than Them
Vault: Her Best Friend Was Secretly Texting Her Ex The Whole Time They Were Together
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Her Best Friend Was Secretly Texting Her Ex The Whole Time They Were Together
Vault: She Set Her Divorced Parents Up On A Blind Date, And It Didn't End Well
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Set Her Divorced Parents Up On A Blind Date, And It Didn't End Well
Vault: She Discovered Her Baby's New Name Was His Secret Ex-Fiancée's
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Discovered Her Baby's New Name Was His Secret Ex-Fiancée's
Vault: She Won't Rest Until She's In A Video Game, And She's So Close
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Won't Rest Until She's In A Video Game, And She's So Close
Vault: Are Employers Penalizing Women Who Want Children?
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Are Employers Penalizing Women Who Want Children?
Vault: What Do You Do When Your Handyman Steals From You?
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What Do You Do When Your Handyman Steals From You?
Vault: Bert Did WHAT To A Kid On The Playground?!
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Bert Did WHAT To A Kid On The Playground?!
Vault: The Jonas Brothers Join The Show
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Jonas Brothers Join The Show
Vault: These Women Were In Active Labor And Still Showed Up To Work Anyway?!
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: These Women Were In Active Labor And Still Showed Up To Work Anyway?!
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 20 [Vault]
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 20 [Vault]
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 20 [Vault]
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 20 [Vault]
Vault: One Man's Burger King Order Turned Into a Police Matter
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: One Man's Burger King Order Turned Into a Police Matter
Vault: Her Lifelong Crush on Olivia Newton-John Led to an Unforgettable Interview
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Her Lifelong Crush on Olivia Newton-John Led to an Unforgettable Interview
Vault: T.I. Joins The Show
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: T.I. Joins The Show
Vault: She's Playing Two Guys at Once and Needs Our Help
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She's Playing Two Guys at Once and Needs Our Help
Vault: Martha Stewart Joins The Show
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Martha Stewart Joins The Show
Vault: She Had A Tough Decision To Make. So Who Did She Fire?
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Had A Tough Decision To Make. So Who Did She Fire?
Vault: Melissa Had An Awkward Experience at a Funeral and She's Finally Confessing
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Melissa Had An Awkward Experience at a Funeral and She's Finally Confessing
Vault: Listeners Expose the Moment the Show Went Too Far, and Why They're Still Hooked
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listeners Expose the Moment the Show Went Too Far, and Why They're Still Hooked
Vault: Listen To This Woman Unleash a Savage Message on Her Ex
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listen To This Woman Unleash a Savage Message on Her Ex
Vault: He Secretly Stalked a Sports Illustrated Model Online to See If She Was Taken
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He Secretly Stalked a Sports Illustrated Model Online to See If She Was Taken
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 19 [Vault]
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 19 [Vault]
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 19 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 19 [Vault]
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 19 [Vault]
Vault: Wendy Shares The Anonymous Online Advice She Received
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Wendy Shares The Anonymous Online Advice She Received
Vault: Jeff Saw A License Plate He Doesn't Think Should Be Legal
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Jeff Saw A License Plate He Doesn't Think Should Be Legal
Vault: She Thinks Online Dating Is Pathetic…So Why Does She Keep Doing It?
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Thinks Online Dating Is Pathetic…So Why Does She Keep Doing It?
Vault: How Can She Kick Out Her Roommate In Four Days?
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: How Can She Kick Out Her Roommate In Four Days?
Vault: You Won't Believe What Turned Up Inside These Haunted Houses
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: You Won't Believe What Turned Up Inside These Haunted Houses
Vault: Fire The Struggling Single Mom Or The College Grad?
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Fire The Struggling Single Mom Or The College Grad?
Vault: She Promised To Save Money But Her Sister-In-Law Is Blowing It!
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Promised To Save Money But Her Sister-In-Law Is Blowing It!
Vault: The Fray Joins The Show
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Fray Joins The Show
Vault: Will Her Family Agree With Her Life-Changing Decision?
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Will Her Family Agree With Her Life-Changing Decision?
Vault: She Found Her Boyfriend's Secret Sex Profile, Now What?
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Found Her Boyfriend's Secret Sex Profile, Now What?
Vault: What Do You Do If Your Friend Is A Social Bomber?
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What Do You Do If Your Friend Is A Social Bomber?
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 18 [Vault]
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 18 [Vault]
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 18 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 18 [Vault]
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 18 [Vault]
Vault: She Found Her Daughter's Secret and She's Not Letting It Slide
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Found Her Daughter's Secret and She's Not Letting It Slide
Vault: He Needs Help Searching for His High School Sweetheart
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He Needs Help Searching for His High School Sweetheart
Vault: Her Birthday Proposal Plan Hits Another Snag
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Her Birthday Proposal Plan Hits Another Snag
Vault: Listeners Confess the Wildest Places They've Been Escorted Out Of
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listeners Confess the Wildest Places They've Been Escorted Out Of
Vault: Our Listeners' Most Awkward, Uninvited Situations
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Our Listeners' Most Awkward, Uninvited Situations
Vault: Bert Needs Help Handling This Superficial Debate
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Bert Needs Help Handling This Superficial Debate
Vault: The Most Unexpected Wedding Story You'll Hear
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Most Unexpected Wedding Story You'll Hear
Vault: Wendy's Creepy Craigslist Adventure
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Wendy's Creepy Craigslist Adventure
Vault: He Got Down on One Knee and Somehow Ruined Everything
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He Got Down on One Knee and Somehow Ruined Everything
Vault: Can This Old Wives Trick Predict A Baby's Gender?
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Can This Old Wives Trick Predict A Baby's Gender?
Vault: What Do You Do When a Friend's Kid Crosses the Line?
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What Do You Do When a Friend's Kid Crosses the Line?
Vault: Listeners Share Why They're Nervous For The Weekend
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listeners Share Why They're Nervous For The Weekend
Vault: Getting Stood Up Was the Best Thing That Happened to Her
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Getting Stood Up Was the Best Thing That Happened to Her
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 17 [Vault]
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 17 [Vault]
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 17 [Vault]
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 17 [Vault]
Vault: The Dirty Secret Of Married Couples: Separate Beds At The In-Laws
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Dirty Secret Of Married Couples: Separate Beds At The In-Laws
Vault: Do You Have A Celebrity Soulmate? Listeners Confess Theirs
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Do You Have A Celebrity Soulmate? Listeners Confess Theirs
Vault: Everyone's On Facebook. She Refuses. Here's Why.
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Everyone's On Facebook. She Refuses. Here's Why.
Vault: She Wants To Serve Her Country, But At What Cost To Her Family?
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Wants To Serve Her Country, But At What Cost To Her Family?
Vault: This Guy Is Convinced These Women Are Desperate
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: This Guy Is Convinced These Women Are Desperate
Vault: Near Death Survivors Reveal What Really Happens
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Near Death Survivors Reveal What Really Happens
Vault: She Set An Impossible Standard For Her Dream Man
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Set An Impossible Standard For Her Dream Man
Vault: Did You Let Your Soulmate Walk Out The Door?
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Did You Let Your Soulmate Walk Out The Door?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 16 [Vault]
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 16 [Vault]
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 16 [Vault]
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 16 [Vault]
Vault: His Wife Kicked Him Out Of The Delivery Room...Why?
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: His Wife Kicked Him Out Of The Delivery Room...Why?
Vault: He's Been Looking For His Love For Over 17 Years!
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He's Been Looking For His Love For Over 17 Years!
Vault: Couples Narc On Their Spouses For Donating Too Much!
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Couples Narc On Their Spouses For Donating Too Much!
Vault: His Cruise Date Turned Into The Worst Experience Ever!
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: His Cruise Date Turned Into The Worst Experience Ever!
Vault: She Accidentally Hooked Up With Her Boss's Ex?!
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Accidentally Hooked Up With Her Boss's Ex?!
Vault: She's Moving Back In With Her Mom, But There's A MAJOR Problem
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She's Moving Back In With Her Mom, But There's A MAJOR Problem