The Bert Show

Vault: They unknowingly returned to the hotel they stayed at 12 years ago.

13 May 2026

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Vault: They unknowingly returned to the hotel they stayed at 12 years ago.

Vault: A two-minute work call killed the vibe completely.

13 May 2026

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Vault: A two-minute work call killed the vibe completely.

Vault: She found a crocheted doll giving birth.

13 May 2026

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Vault: She found a crocheted doll giving birth.

Vault: She's upset he still helps raise his ex's kid.

13 May 2026

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Vault: She's upset he still helps raise his ex's kid.

Vault: A family argument over Pearl Harbor got intense

13 May 2026

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Vault: A family argument over Pearl Harbor got intense

Vault: She found out he's buying a ring while snooping through his phone!

13 May 2026

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Vault: She found out he's buying a ring while snooping through his phone!

Vault: Listener calls us out on our terrible sex advice.

13 May 2026

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Vault: Listener calls us out on our terrible sex advice.

Vault: We got an update from a listener in an abusive relationship.

13 May 2026

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Vault: We got an update from a listener in an abusive relationship.

Vault: She tried to extort her husband with a fake kidnapping.

13 May 2026

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Vault: She tried to extort her husband with a fake kidnapping.

Vault: Slow the audio down and everyone sounds wasted.

13 May 2026

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Vault: Slow the audio down and everyone sounds wasted.

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 12 [Vault]

12 May 2026

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 Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 12 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 12 [Vault]

12 May 2026

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 Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 12 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 12 [Vault]

12 May 2026

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 Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 12 [Vault]

Vault: He Quit His Job to Date Her, Now She Wants Out.

12 May 2026

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Vault: He Quit His Job to Date Her, Now She Wants Out.

Vault: The Student Vent Line Is Open

12 May 2026

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Vault: The Student Vent Line Is Open

Vault: His Wife Is Returning Home to a Possible Emergency

12 May 2026

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Vault: His Wife Is Returning Home to a Possible Emergency

Vault: The 911 Operator From the Katt Williams Hostage Call Phones In

12 May 2026

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Vault: The 911 Operator From the Katt Williams Hostage Call Phones In

Vault: She Says She Understands What Animals Are Feeling.

12 May 2026

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Vault: She Says She Understands What Animals Are Feeling.

Vault: Listeners Share Their Stories of Abusive Relationships.

12 May 2026

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Vault: Listeners Share Their Stories of Abusive Relationships.

Vault: She Opened Up About Her Abusive Relationship

12 May 2026

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Vault: She Opened Up About Her Abusive Relationship

Vault: A Listener Is Helping Her Continue Her Lie

12 May 2026

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Vault: A Listener Is Helping Her Continue Her Lie

Vault: Half the Mechanics Lied About What the Car Needed.

12 May 2026

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Vault: Half the Mechanics Lied About What the Car Needed.

Vault: Interview with Mo'Nique

12 May 2026

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Vault: Interview with Mo'Nique

Vault: She Lied About Her Career and Might Get Exposed

12 May 2026

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Vault: She Lied About Her Career and Might Get Exposed

Vault: She Hid Her Breakup From Her Best Friend

12 May 2026

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Vault: She Hid Her Breakup From Her Best Friend

Vault: CBS Goes Undercover to Catch Mechanics Overcharging

12 May 2026

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Vault: CBS Goes Undercover to Catch Mechanics Overcharging

Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 11 [Vault]

11 May 2026

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 Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 11 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 11 [Vault]

11 May 2026

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 Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 11 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 11 [Vault]

11 May 2026

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 Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 11 [Vault]

Vault: She Doesn't Hold Back on the Birds and the Bees Talk Either.

11 May 2026

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Vault: She Doesn't Hold Back on the Birds and the Bees Talk Either.

Vault: This Funny Furniture Ad Brings Everyone Together

11 May 2026

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Vault: This Funny Furniture Ad Brings Everyone Together

Vault: The Drunken Tailgate Caller Called In

11 May 2026

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Vault: The Drunken Tailgate Caller Called In

Vault: Billy Bush from Access Hollywood Weighs In on the Stripper Scandal

11 May 2026

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Vault: Billy Bush from Access Hollywood Weighs In on the Stripper Scandal

Vault: The Bert Show Got National Attention for That Interview.

11 May 2026

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Vault: The Bert Show Got National Attention for That Interview.

Vault: Watching Her Baby Get Shots Broke Her Heart

11 May 2026

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Vault: Watching Her Baby Get Shots Broke Her Heart

Vault: Your Mechanic Might Not Be Telling You Everything

11 May 2026

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Vault: Your Mechanic Might Not Be Telling You Everything

Vault: Is 7-years old Too Young for "The Birds and the Bees" talk?

11 May 2026

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Vault: Is 7-years old Too Young for "The Birds and the Bees" talk?

Vault: Listeners Think She Needs to Confess

11 May 2026

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Vault: Listeners Think She Needs to Confess

Vault: Their entire relationship is based on a lie!

11 May 2026

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Vault: Their entire relationship is based on a lie!

Vault: Bert Swears His Wiffle Ball Pitch Is Untouchable

11 May 2026

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Vault: Bert Swears His Wiffle Ball Pitch Is Untouchable

Vault: Listeners Have Thoughts on the Cheating Scandal

11 May 2026

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Vault: Listeners Have Thoughts on the Cheating Scandal

Vault: Donnie Wahlberg Called Tracey Out of the Blue

11 May 2026

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Vault: Donnie Wahlberg Called Tracey Out of the Blue

Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 8 [Vault]

08 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 8 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 8 [Vault]

08 May 2026

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 Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 8 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 8 [Vault]

08 May 2026

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 Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 8 [Vault]

Vault: She wants to prove she can predict a baby's gender

08 May 2026

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Vault: She wants to prove she can predict a baby's gender

Vault: Little girl's Halloween costumes are too inappropriate.

08 May 2026

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Vault: Little girl's Halloween costumes are too inappropriate.

Vault: Did Josh Duhamel have an affair with a stripper?

08 May 2026

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Vault: Did Josh Duhamel have an affair with a stripper?

Vault: She feels pressured to be a vegan.

08 May 2026

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Vault: She feels pressured to be a vegan.

Vault: They say this attic is haunted and the audio is chilling!

08 May 2026

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Vault: They say this attic is haunted and the audio is chilling!

Vault: Did he ditch her for not sleeping with him?

08 May 2026

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Vault: Did he ditch her for not sleeping with him?

Vault: How did the LIVE show séance go?

08 May 2026

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Vault: How did the LIVE show séance go?

Vault: Listener says the show is too soft and the ring should go to charity.

08 May 2026

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Vault: Listener says the show is too soft and the ring should go to charity.

Vault: She didn't hit her goal and she might lose her ring.

08 May 2026

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Vault: She didn't hit her goal and she might lose her ring.

Vault: Ghost hunters took on a place so haunted that it got physically dangerous!

08 May 2026

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Vault: Ghost hunters took on a place so haunted that it got physically dangerous!

Vault: Did The Bert Show give her the wrong advice?

08 May 2026

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Vault: Did The Bert Show give her the wrong advice?

Vault: The Bert Show needs a wild tailgater to check in after getting drunk

08 May 2026

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Vault: The Bert Show needs a wild tailgater to check in after getting drunk

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 7 [Vault]

07 May 2026

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Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 7 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 7 [Vault]

07 May 2026

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Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 7 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 7 [Vault]

07 May 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 7 [Vault]

Vault: She tried on her costume at the last minute and it's too small.

07 May 2026

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Vault: She tried on her costume at the last minute and it's too small.

Vault: Bloopers audio unhinged! What did he just say?

07 May 2026

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Vault: Bloopers audio unhinged! What did he just say?

Vault: Michael Johns Interview. He's buzzed in studio

07 May 2026

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Vault: Michael Johns Interview. He's buzzed in studio

Vault: The listener reactions hit her friend hard, and she's ready to change.

07 May 2026

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Vault: The listener reactions hit her friend hard, and she's ready to change.

Vault: She leaves her baby alone and uses her phone as a baby monitor

07 May 2026

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Vault: She leaves her baby alone and uses her phone as a baby monitor

Vault: This nightclub is extremely haunted. They were touched!

07 May 2026

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Vault: This nightclub is extremely haunted. They were touched!

Vault: How should guys "break up" with their guy friends?

07 May 2026

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Vault: How should guys "break up" with their guy friends?

Vault: Did "paying it forward" pay off for them?

07 May 2026

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Vault: Did "paying it forward" pay off for them?

Vault: NBA player, Zaza Pachulia challenges Bert!

07 May 2026

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Vault: NBA player, Zaza Pachulia challenges Bert!

Vault: She tells him he's next in line if things go south with her man

07 May 2026

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Vault: She tells him he's next in line if things go south with her man

Vault: She requires her husband to sit down to pee

07 May 2026

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Vault: She requires her husband to sit down to pee

Vault: Ghost hunter Andy shares chilling paranormal audio

07 May 2026

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Vault: Ghost hunter Andy shares chilling paranormal audio

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 6 [Vault]

06 May 2026

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Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 6 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 6 [Vault]

06 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 6 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 6 [Vault]

06 May 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 6 [Vault]

Vault: She fired her because she was single

06 May 2026

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Vault: She fired her because she was single

Vault: What Happens When Your Wife Leaves for the Weekend?

06 May 2026

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Vault: What Happens When Your Wife Leaves for the Weekend?

Vault: Where Are Hidden Cameras Secretly Being Placed?

06 May 2026

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Vault: Where Are Hidden Cameras Secretly Being Placed?

Vault: She Left a Funeral Early To Meet a Man?!

06 May 2026

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Vault: She Left a Funeral Early To Meet a Man?!

Vault: Everyone's ready for the haunted house, except Melissa.

06 May 2026

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Vault: Everyone's ready for the haunted house, except Melissa.

Vault: This listener STILL didn't listen to our advice!

06 May 2026

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Vault: This listener STILL didn't listen to our advice!

Vault: What's Haunting This Police Department? Ghost Hunters Found Out

06 May 2026

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Vault: What's Haunting This Police Department? Ghost Hunters Found Out

Vault: The Holidays Hit Different When You're Alone

06 May 2026

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Vault: The Holidays Hit Different When You're Alone

Vault: The Halloween Costume That Tore a Family Apart

06 May 2026

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Vault: The Halloween Costume That Tore a Family Apart

Vault: 911 Calls, Sex & Somehow…Everyone's Asleep?!

06 May 2026

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Vault: 911 Calls, Sex & Somehow…Everyone's Asleep?!

Vault: The Celebrity Chase Continues...

06 May 2026

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Vault: The Celebrity Chase Continues...

Vault: Celebrity Encounters Gone Wrong

06 May 2026

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Vault: Celebrity Encounters Gone Wrong

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]

05 May 2026

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 Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]

05 May 2026

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Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]

05 May 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]

Vault: Why Is She Refusing To Hire Single Women?

05 May 2026

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Vault: Why Is She Refusing To Hire Single Women?

Vault: Tracey's baby is already talking at 3 months!

05 May 2026

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Vault: Tracey's baby is already talking at 3 months!

Vault: Chris Brown The New York Interview

05 May 2026

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Vault: Chris Brown The New York Interview

Vault: Jason Griggers from Good Hair pulls up to give her extensions and it hurt Part 2

05 May 2026

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Vault: Jason Griggers from Good Hair pulls up to give her extensions and it hurt Part 2

Vault: Jason Griggers from Good Hair pulls up to give her extensions and it hurt Part 1

05 May 2026

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Vault: Jason Griggers from Good Hair pulls up to give her extensions and it hurt Part 1

Vault: She says, women have no game because they lead with emotion

05 May 2026

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Vault: She says, women have no game because they lead with emotion

Vault: This listener broke Jenn's #1 rule!

05 May 2026

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Vault: This listener broke Jenn's #1 rule!

Vault: Can this caller choose between his wife and his mistress?

05 May 2026

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Vault: Can this caller choose between his wife and his mistress?

Vault: She has to get one Halloween costume for each party she attends

05 May 2026

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Vault: She has to get one Halloween costume for each party she attends

Vault: Listeners Share Wild Nicknames for Ex-Lovers.

05 May 2026

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Vault: Listeners Share Wild Nicknames for Ex-Lovers.