The Bert Show

Vault: The Celebrity Chase Continues...

06 May 2026

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Vault: The Celebrity Chase Continues...

Vault: Celebrity Encounters Gone Wrong

06 May 2026

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Vault: Celebrity Encounters Gone Wrong

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]

05 May 2026

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 Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]

05 May 2026

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Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]

05 May 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 5 [Vault]

Vault: Why Is She Refusing To Hire Single Women?

05 May 2026

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Vault: Why Is She Refusing To Hire Single Women?

Vault: Tracey's baby is already talking at 3 months!

05 May 2026

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Vault: Tracey's baby is already talking at 3 months!

Vault: Chris Brown The New York Interview

05 May 2026

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Vault: Chris Brown The New York Interview

Vault: Jason Griggers from Good Hair pulls up to give her extensions and it hurt Part 2

05 May 2026

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Vault: Jason Griggers from Good Hair pulls up to give her extensions and it hurt Part 2

Vault: Jason Griggers from Good Hair pulls up to give her extensions and it hurt Part 1

05 May 2026

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Vault: Jason Griggers from Good Hair pulls up to give her extensions and it hurt Part 1

Vault: She says, women have no game because they lead with emotion

05 May 2026

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Vault: She says, women have no game because they lead with emotion

Vault: This listener broke Jenn's #1 rule!

05 May 2026

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Vault: This listener broke Jenn's #1 rule!

Vault: Can this caller choose between his wife and his mistress?

05 May 2026

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Vault: Can this caller choose between his wife and his mistress?

Vault: She has to get one Halloween costume for each party she attends

05 May 2026

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Vault: She has to get one Halloween costume for each party she attends

Vault: Listeners Share Wild Nicknames for Ex-Lovers.

05 May 2026

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Vault: Listeners Share Wild Nicknames for Ex-Lovers.

Vault: He Earned A Strange Nickname Based On His Bedroom Performance

05 May 2026

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Vault: He Earned A Strange Nickname Based On His Bedroom Performance 

Vault: Military Wife Suspects Her Husband Is Cheating

05 May 2026

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Vault: Military Wife Suspects Her Husband Is Cheating

Vault: Her 21st Birthday Voicemails Say It All

05 May 2026

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Vault: Her 21st Birthday Voicemails Say It All

Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 4 [Vault]

04 May 2026

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Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 4 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 4 [Vault]

04 May 2026

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Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 4 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 4 [Vault]

04 May 2026

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 Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 4 [Vault]

Vault: She Says It Didn't Mean Anything. He Disagrees.

04 May 2026

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Vault: She Says It Didn't Mean Anything. He Disagrees.

Vault: Parents Disagree Over Their 7-Year Old Daughter Wanting to Shave.

04 May 2026

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Vault: Parents Disagree Over Their 7-Year Old Daughter Wanting to Shave.

Vault: Two Women Are Collecting Money on a Corner and She Wants Answers

04 May 2026

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Vault: Two Women Are Collecting Money on a Corner and She Wants Answers

Vault: He doesn't think he's cut out for baseball.

04 May 2026

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 Vault: He doesn't think he's cut out for baseball.

Vault: Ashley Madison founder, Noel Biderman, helps married people cheat.

04 May 2026

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 Vault: Ashley Madison founder, Noel Biderman, helps married people cheat.

Vault: Are you aware that you're bad in bed?

04 May 2026

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 Vault: Are you aware that you're bad in bed?

Vault: They wrote Bert an extremely unprofessional letter.

04 May 2026

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Vault:  They wrote Bert an extremely unprofessional letter.

Vault: Her boyfriend pays for everything, and she feels guilty

04 May 2026

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Vault:  Her boyfriend pays for everything, and she feels guilty

Vault: Melissa loves to see movies with black audiences!

04 May 2026

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 Vault: Melissa loves to see movies with black audiences!

Vault: She's really nervous and needs help talking to her crush.

04 May 2026

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Vault: She's really nervous and needs help talking to her crush.

Vault: Bert Has Full Conversations With Himself.

04 May 2026

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Vault: Bert Has Full Conversations With Himself.

Vault: Teens Say They'd Be Honest If Parents Came Clean First

04 May 2026

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Vault: Teens Say They'd Be Honest If Parents Came Clean First

Vault: His wife forced him to sit down to pee.

04 May 2026

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Vault: His wife forced him to sit down to pee

Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 1 [Vault]

01 May 2026

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Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 1 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 1 [Vault]

01 May 2026

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Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 1 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 1 [Vault]

01 May 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 1 [Vault]

Vault: Kelly Osbourne gets real with us.

01 May 2026

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Vault: Kelly Osbourne gets real with us.

Vault: Real Talk on Interracial Hate Part 2

01 May 2026

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Vault: Real Talk on Interracial Hate Part 2

Vault: Real Talk on Interracial Hate Part 1

01 May 2026

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Vault: Real Talk on Interracial Hate Part 1

Vault: Colbie Cailat Interview

01 May 2026

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Vault: Colbie Cailat Interview

Vault: Husband hunting with Colbie Cailat

01 May 2026

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Vault: Husband hunting with Colbie Cailat

Vault: Their 6-yr old son accidentally busted the family in a lie.

01 May 2026

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Vault: Their 6-yr old son accidentally busted the family in a lie.

Vault: Bert probes Jenn about her breakup.

01 May 2026

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Vault: Bert probes Jenn about her breakup.

Vault: They Exposed a Dating Secret

01 May 2026

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Vault: They Exposed a Dating Secret

Vault: Balloon Boy's Parents Were After the Spotlight All Along

01 May 2026

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Vault: Balloon Boy's Parents Were After the Spotlight All Along

Vault: It's husband hunting weekend!!!

01 May 2026

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Vault: It's husband hunting weekend!!!

Vault: The Balloon Boy Hoax

01 May 2026

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Vault: The Balloon Boy Hoax

Vault: Fake Bert Show Employee Exposed on Air!

01 May 2026

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Vault: Fake Bert Show Employee Exposed on Air!

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]

30 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]

30 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]

30 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 30 [Vault]

Vault: She's On Edge Thinking About Her Baby Getting Sick

30 Apr 2026

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Vault: She's On Edge Thinking About Her Baby Getting Sick

Vault: Her dad proves his Uruguay loyalty with a 30-year-old soccer jersey.

30 Apr 2026

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Vault: Her dad proves his Uruguay loyalty with a 30-year-old soccer jersey.

Vault: Bert's Mom Cut Him Off…And He's Happy About It?!

30 Apr 2026

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Vault: Bert's Mom Cut Him Off…And He's Happy About It?!

Vault: She's dealing with a dog in heat and gets real help from listeners.

30 Apr 2026

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Vault: She's dealing with a dog in heat and gets real help from listeners.

Vault: He's the one that got away…even though he cheated.

30 Apr 2026

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Vault: He's the one that got away…even though he cheated. 

Vault: A yard dispute escalates when a 78-year-old woman grabs the water hose.

30 Apr 2026

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Vault:  A yard dispute escalates when a 78-year-old woman grabs the water hose.

Vault: How soon after getting your license did you get into an accident? Part 2

30 Apr 2026

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Vault: How soon after getting your license did you get into an accident? Part 2

Vault: How soon after getting your license did you get into an accident? Part 1

30 Apr 2026

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Vault: How soon after getting your license did you get into an accident? Part 1

Vault: She confided in her mom, but now her friend's secret might not stay safe.

30 Apr 2026

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Vault: She confided in her mom, but now her friend's secret might not stay safe.

Vault: When cyclists get together, are they more aggressive?

30 Apr 2026

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Vault: When cyclists get together, are they more aggressive?

Vault: What your underwear choice might say about your personality?

30 Apr 2026

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Vault: What your underwear choice might say about your personality?

Vault: Is it okay to think about other people during sex?

30 Apr 2026

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Vault: Is it okay to think about other people during sex?

Full Show PT 3 Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]

29 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 3 Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2 Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]

29 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 2 Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1 Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]

29 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 1 Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]

Vault: On Bethany's First Date Update, she goes on her first date after friends help her with her acne and gas problems. How did the date go?

29 Apr 2026

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Vault: On Bethany's First Date Update, she goes on her first date after friends help her with her acne and gas problems. How did the date go?

Vault: Some of Jeff’s psychic predictions are starting to come true.

29 Apr 2026

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Vault: Some of Jeff’s psychic predictions are starting to come true.

Vault: Intern Lauren discovers the art and versatility of Black women’s hair.

29 Apr 2026

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Vault: Intern Lauren discovers the art and versatility of Black women’s hair.

Vault: Terri confronts her husband after discovering he watches old sex tapes of him and his ex.

29 Apr 2026

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Vault: Terri confronts her husband after discovering he watches old sex tapes of him and his ex.

Vault: Brad meets Sarla and the baby, and everything about the pregnancy is explained. Closure Call Part 5

29 Apr 2026

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Vault: Brad meets Sarla and the baby, and everything about the pregnancy is explained. Closure Call Part 5

Vault: Are women unknowingly dating men who lie about their age?

29 Apr 2026

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Vault: Are women unknowingly dating men who lie about their age?

Vault: Jenn’s friend’s date spirals when his ex crashes their date!

29 Apr 2026

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Vault: Jenn’s friend’s date spirals when his ex crashes their date!

Vault: On First Date Friday, Bethany finally makes a move on her employee after a decade of waiting.

29 Apr 2026

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Vault: On First Date Friday, Bethany finally makes a move on her employee after a decade of waiting.

Vault: Johnathan wants to dress as a girl, but the school may not be on board.

29 Apr 2026

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Vault: Johnathan wants to dress as a girl, but the school may not be on board.

Vault: Jeff's gadget turns voicemails into texts, and Bert is all in.

29 Apr 2026

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Vault: Jeff's gadget turns voicemails into texts, and Bert is all in.

Vault: Bert, Reshma, and Laura attempt to survive on microwave meals and on a college budget.

29 Apr 2026

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Vault: Bert, Reshma, and Laura show us how to survive on microwave meals and on a college budget.

Vault: An Australian school's voicemail calls out parents, blaming teachers for failing students.

29 Apr 2026

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Vault: An Australian school's voicemail calls out parents, blaming teachers for failing students.

Vault: Chelsey shares how she and her husband are handling their strange neighbors. Part 2

29 Apr 2026

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Vault: Chelsey shares how she and her husband are handling their strange neighbors. Part 2

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]

28 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]

28 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]

28 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]

Vault: Bert settles his Hot Pocket debt by replacing the stolen one with two whole boxes.

28 Apr 2026

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Vault: Bert settles his Hot Pocket debt by replacing the stolen one with two whole boxes.

Vault: Wendy got a mysterious voicemail from the phone of a guy she met, but an unknown woman left the message.

28 Apr 2026

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Vault: Wendy got a mysterious voicemail from the phone of a guy she met, but an unknown woman left the message. 

Vault: Jeff doesn't like the fact that South Side Steve thinks he can have any woman.

28 Apr 2026

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Vault: Jeff doesn't like the fact that South Side Steve thinks he can have any woman.

Vault: His Ex-wife doesn't want her children spanked by their step-mom.

28 Apr 2026

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Vault: His Ex-wife doesn't want her children spanked by their step-mom. 

Vault: Bert started problems in the office by giving away a Hot Pocket that didn't belong to him.

28 Apr 2026

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Vault: Bert started problems in the office by giving away a Hot Pocket that didn't belong to him. 

Vault: Is there really a baby? Listeners call in to share their opinions. Closure Call Part 5

28 Apr 2026

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Vault: Is there really a baby? Listeners call in to share their opinions. Closure Call Part 5 

Vault: Brad finds out about the baby online. Closure Call Part 4

28 Apr 2026

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Vault: Brad finds out about the baby online. Closure Call Part 4

Vault: She found creepy photos of herself on her neighbor's computer!

28 Apr 2026

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Vault: She found creepy photos of herself on her neighbor's computer!

Vault: Why Bert won’t be left alone with babysitters!

28 Apr 2026

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Vault: Why Bert won’t be left alone with babysitters!

Vault: Brad says he’s moved on, but is there even a baby? The timing doesn't add up. Closure Call Part 3

28 Apr 2026

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Vault: Brad says he’s moved on, but is there even a baby? The timing doesn't add up. Closure Call Part 3

Vault: She has a 2 month-old baby she never told Brad about! Closure Call Part 2

28 Apr 2026

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Vault: She has a 2 month-old baby she never told Brad about! Closure Call Part 2 

Vault: Abby sent an email she shouldn't have sent to her boss. Her boss calls her in for a meeting.

28 Apr 2026

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Vault: Abby sent an email she shouldn't have sent to her boss. Her boss calls her in for a meeting.

Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 27 [Vault]

27 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 27 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 27 [Vault]

27 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 27 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 27 [Vault]

27 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 27 [Vault]

Vault: The Dog Whisperer Helps Bert With His Bulldog

27 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Dog Whisperer Helps Bert With His Bulldog

Vault: Would You Confront a Friend Over Their Pet?

27 Apr 2026

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Vault: Would You Confront a Friend Over Their Pet?