The Bert Show
Episodes
Vault: The Bridal Party That Fired Its Own Girls
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Bridal Party That Fired Its Own Girls
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 13 [Vault]
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 13 [Vault]
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 13 [Vault]
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 13 [Vault]
Vault: Are These TV Items Worth Purchasing?
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Are These TV Items Worth Purchasing?
Vault: Are Men Really Getting Drunk During Their Child's Birth?
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Are Men Really Getting Drunk During Their Child's Birth?
Vault: They're Taking Desperate Measures In Life, But For Good Reason
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: They're Taking Desperate Measures In Life, But For Good Reason
Vault: Jennifer's Motivation By Humiliation
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Jennifer's Motivation By Humiliation
Vault: She Asked Her Boyfriend's Dad For His Hand In Marriage!
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Asked Her Boyfriend's Dad For His Hand In Marriage!
Vault: She Fought Someone At The Cash Register?!
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Fought Someone At The Cash Register?!
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 12 [Vault]
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 12 [Vault]
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 12 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 12 [Vault]
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 12 [Vault]
Vault: Did Richard Find His Cruise Date?
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Did Richard Find His Cruise Date?
Vault: What's the Right Gift for Your Stage of Dating?
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What's the Right Gift for Your Stage of Dating?
Vault: Listen To This Woman's Divorce Bucket List
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listen To This Woman's Divorce Bucket List
Vault: Is It Wrong to Keep Found Money?
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is It Wrong to Keep Found Money?
Vault: Is This The WORST Audition Tape Ever?
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is This The WORST Audition Tape Ever?
Vault: Should She Propose? Listeners Weigh In (Part 2)
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Should She Propose? Listeners Weigh In (Part 2)
Vault: What Did The Ghost Hunters Discover At This Salvage Yard?
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What Did The Ghost Hunters Discover At This Salvage Yard?
Vault: Blackmailing Her Boss Backfired Big Time!
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Blackmailing Her Boss Backfired Big Time!
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 11 [Vault]
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 11 [Vault]
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 11 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 11 [Vault]
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 11 [Vault]
Vault: She Wants To Blackmail Her Boss With Compromising Pics?!
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Wants To Blackmail Her Boss With Compromising Pics?!
Vault: What Do You Hate Because Of Your Ex?
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What Do You Hate Because Of Your Ex?
Vault: Can We Make This Bert Show Member's Voiceover Dreams Come True?
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Can We Make This Bert Show Member's Voiceover Dreams Come True?
Vault: Have You Never Received A Gift From Your Spouse? These Listeners Haven't
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Have You Never Received A Gift From Your Spouse? These Listeners Haven't
Vault: Is She Making A Mistake By Proposing To Her Boyfriend?
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is She Making A Mistake By Proposing To Her Boyfriend?
Vault: She Doesn't Know How To Break Hard News To Her Boyfriend
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Doesn't Know How To Break Hard News To Her Boyfriend
Vault: He's Looking For A Date To Join Him On A Cruise
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He's Looking For A Date To Join Him On A Cruise
Vault: People Are Fighting Over Shopping Carts?!
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: People Are Fighting Over Shopping Carts?!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 10 [Vault]
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 10 [Vault]
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 10 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 10 [Vault]
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 10 [Vault]
Vault: How Far Did You Drive In The Wrong Direction?
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: How Far Did You Drive In The Wrong Direction?
Vault: This Simple Home Trick Is Saving Marriages
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: This Simple Home Trick Is Saving Marriages
Vault: They Stole From Their Parents, And They Have No Regrets
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: They Stole From Their Parents, And They Have No Regrets
Vault: They Left Everything Behind And Now They're in Asia
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: They Left Everything Behind And Now They're in Asia
Vault: You'll Never Guess Why This Listener Is Mad At Us
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: You'll Never Guess Why This Listener Is Mad At Us
Vault: The One Test That Reveals If Your Toddler Will Be Smarter Than Average
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The One Test That Reveals If Your Toddler Will Be Smarter Than Average
Vault: Jeff Finally Did Something He's Spent Years Dreaming About
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Jeff Finally Did Something He's Spent Years Dreaming About
Vault: Is It Wrong To Accept A Gift From Your Ex?
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is It Wrong To Accept A Gift From Your Ex?
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 9
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 9
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 9
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 9
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 9
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 9
Vault: The Dream That Won't Stop
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Dream That Won't Stop
Vault: Woman Goes OFF on a Telemarketer!
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Woman Goes OFF on a Telemarketer!
Vault: He Asked Her to Be His Mistress?!
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He Asked Her to Be His Mistress?!
Vault: The Friend Zone Trap: Guys Who Wait for Their Chance
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Friend Zone Trap: Guys Who Wait for Their Chance
Vault: Real or Staged? The Worst Parent Video on the Internet
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Real or Staged? The Worst Parent Video on the Internet
Vault: Taylor Lautner Joins The Show
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Taylor Lautner Joins The Show
Vault: How Did The Bert Show Do After Giving Up Their Vices?
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: How Did The Bert Show Do After Giving Up Their Vices?
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 6 [Vault]
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 6 [Vault]
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 6 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 6 [Vault]
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 6 [Vault]
Vault: The Uncomfortable Truth About Why People Stay in Bad Relationships
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Uncomfortable Truth About Why People Stay in Bad Relationships
Vault: What Happens in Vegas…Amy's Wild Girls' Trip (Part 1)
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What Happens in Vegas…Amy's Wild Girls' Trip (Part 1)
Vault: Can Witnessing Childbirth Change Your Sex Life?
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Can Witnessing Childbirth Change Your Sex Life?
Vault: Is Her Bird Talking? Listeners Weigh In
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is Her Bird Talking? Listeners Weigh In
Vault: The Bert Show's Vice Challenge
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Bert Show's Vice Challenge
Vault: Why Are Women Falling for Men Behind Bars?
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Why Are Women Falling for Men Behind Bars?
Vault: Jeff Calls Out Bert For Being A Dating Profiler
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Jeff Calls Out Bert For Being A Dating Profiler
Vault: He Missed A Payment, And Got a Call He Didn't Expect
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He Missed A Payment, And Got a Call He Didn't Expect
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 5 [Vault]
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 5 [Vault]
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 5 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 5 [Vault]
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 5 [Vault]
Vault: We Help Fall Out Boy Break Their World Record
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: We Help Fall Out Boy Break Their World Record
Vault: Instant Dealbreaker - Listeners Confess What Ends It
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Instant Dealbreaker - Listeners Confess What Ends It
Vault: Donnie Wahlberg Sets the Record Straight
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Donnie Wahlberg Sets the Record Straight
Vault: The Thumb Sucker Breakup
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Thumb Sucker Breakup
Vault: Did Her Parents Survive Meeting Her Boyfriend's Parents?
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Did Her Parents Survive Meeting Her Boyfriend's Parents?
Vault: The Disabled Parking Scam
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Disabled Parking Scam
Vault: Ask a Divorce Lawyer: Your Messiest Questions, Answered
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Ask a Divorce Lawyer: Your Messiest Questions, Answered
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 4 [Vault]
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, March 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 4 [Vault]
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, March 4 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 4 [Vault]
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 4 [Vault]
Vault: What Do You Do When You Get Side Swiped By An Emergency Vehicle?
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What Do You Do When You Get Side Swiped By An Emergency Vehicle?
1: Vault: Did She Come Clean To Her Husband About Her Financial Crisis?
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Did She Come Clean To Her Husband About Her Financial Crisis?
Vault: Listeners Confess To Their Most Embarrassing Stories!
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listeners Confess To Their Most Embarrassing Stories!
Vault: What's Your Biggest Perk At Work?
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What's Your Biggest Perk At Work?
Vault: The Best Of Atlanta Ghost Hunters
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Best Of Atlanta Ghost Hunters
Vault: Is The Morning Banana Diet A Scam?
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is The Morning Banana Diet A Scam?
Vault: How Do You Politely Skip A Second Date?
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: How Do You Politely Skip A Second Date?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 3 [Vault]
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 3 [Vault]
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, March 3 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 3 [Vault]
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 3 [Vault]
Vault: She's Judging Her Boyfriend's Dad Over His Career - Part Two
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She's Judging Her Boyfriend's Dad Over His Career - Part Two
Vault: Is Bert's Friend Weird For Doing This?
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is Bert's Friend Weird For Doing This?
Vault: We Explain Our Raise Your Hand Poll Answers
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Whatever You Do, Don't Lift The Toilet Seat
Vault: Whatever You Do, Don't Lift The Toilet Seat
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Whatever You Do, Don't Lift The Toilet Seat
Vault: Her Husband Feel Replaced By His Wife's "Toys"
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Her Husband Feel Replaced By His Wife's "Toys"
Vault: You'll Never Guess How This Woman Used Hand Sanitizer
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: You'll Never Guess How This Woman Used Hand Sanitizer
Vault: What Do You Do When You're Caught In The Middle Of A Love Triangle?
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What Do You Do When You're Caught In The Middle Of A Love Triangle?
Vault: Are You Frantic About The Week? You're Not Alone
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Are You Frantic About The Week? You're Not Alone
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 2 [Vault]
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 2 [Vault]
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 2 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 2 [Vault]
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 2 [Vault]
Vault: Billy Bob Thornton Joins The Show
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Billy Bob Thornton Joins The Show
Vault: Is Bert's Elevator Theory Correct Or Not?
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is Bert's Elevator Theory Correct Or Not?