The Bert Show
Episodes
Vault: What Happens When the Dress Doesn’t Fit?
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What Happens When the Dress Doesn’t Fit?
Vault: He Called Off the Engagement… Now She Wants Answers
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He Called Off the Engagement… Now She Wants Answers
Vault: Can She Drop Out of the Wedding Party?
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Can She Drop Out of the Wedding Party?
Vault: Are Teenage Babysitters Trustworthy?
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Are Teenage Babysitters Trustworthy?
Vault: She Accidentally Sent THAT to Her Boss?!
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Accidentally Sent THAT to Her Boss?!
Vault: Can They Spot Instant Coffee From the Real Thing?
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Can They Spot Instant Coffee From the Real Thing?
Vault: This Parenting Move Is Equal Parts Genius and Gross
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: This Parenting Move Is Equal Parts Genius and Gross
Vault: The Unisex Bathroom Debate
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Unisex Bathroom Debate
Post-Bert Show: Catching Up with Bert, Kristin & Cassie
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Life after The Bert Show hits differently. Join Bert, Kristin, and Cassie as they check in on each other's lives. Bert's navigating what comes after a...
Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 24 [Vault]
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 24 [Vault]
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 24 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 24 [Vault]
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 24 [Vault]
Vault: Is It Wrong to Facebook Stalk a Date?
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is It Wrong to Facebook Stalk a Date?
Vault: The Pregnancy Story That Sounds Impossible
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Pregnancy Story That Sounds Impossible
Vault: Husbands Are Asking the Question No One Wants to Ask
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Husbands Are Asking the Question No One Wants to Ask
Vault: Brotherly Advice You Might Actually Need
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Brotherly Advice You Might Actually Need
Vault: We Put Bert’s Vodka Expertise to the Test
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: We Put Bert’s Vodka Expertise to the Test
Vault: Are You Getting Scammed Every Time You Order a Drink?
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Are You Getting Scammed Every Time You Order a Drink?
Vault: She Caught Her Husband Watching His Ex-Wife?!
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Caught Her Husband Watching His Ex-Wife?!
Vault: Did She Cross a Major Relationship Line?
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Did She Cross a Major Relationship Line?
Vault: Bartenders Are Secretly Overcharging You?!
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Bartenders Are Secretly Overcharging You?!
Vault: Are Women More Unhappy Than Decades Ago?
24 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Are Women More Unhappy Than Decades Ago?
Bert and Kristin REUNITE to Spill the Details on Bert's Wedding
23 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Bert Show is back! Bert, Kristin, Cassie, and Amanda (Bert's new wife) reunite for a special episode recapping all the sweetest and most unforgett...
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 23 [Vault]
23 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 23 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 23 [Vault]
23 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 23 [Vault]
Vault: The One That Got Away He Ghosted After 2 Years?! - PT 2
23 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The One That Got Away He Ghosted After 2 Years?! - PT 2
Vault: You Won’t Believe How She Got Her Vision Back
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: You Won’t Believe How She Got Her Vision Back
Vault: Jenn Paid HOW MUCH for This Cake?!
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Jenn Paid HOW MUCH for This Cake?!
Vault: The One That Got Away He Ghosted After 2 Years?!
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The One That Got Away He Ghosted After 2 Years?!
Vault: You Won’t Believe What Went Wrong Before This Wedding
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: You Won’t Believe What Went Wrong Before This Wedding
Vault: Your Cosmetic Surgery Questions Answered
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Your Cosmetic Surgery Questions Answered
Vault: His Plan to Save Their Sex Life Is Wild
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: His Plan to Save Their Sex Life Is Wild
Vault: These “Nice” Moves Give Women the Ick
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: These “Nice” Moves Give Women the Ick
Vault: He Won’t Propose Until HER Friend Does?!
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He Won’t Propose Until HER Friend Does?!
Vault: This Teen's Secret Shocked Us All!
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: This Teen's Secret Shocked Us All!
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 21 [Vault]
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 21 [Vault]
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 21 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 21 [Vault]
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 21 [Vault]
Vault: When Does Letting Kids Sleep in Your Bed Go Too Far?
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: When Does Letting Kids Sleep in Your Bed Go Too Far?
Vault: Jessica’s Secret Code for Awkward Moments Has Everyone Talking
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Jessica’s Secret Code for Awkward Moments Has Everyone Talking
Vault: A Simple Experiment Took a Seriously Dark Turn
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: A Simple Experiment Took a Seriously Dark Turn
Vault: When “Be Right Back” Turns Into a Breakup...
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: When “Be Right Back” Turns Into a Breakup...
Vault: She Dated Her for Four Years Without Intimacy, Then Discovered a Shocking Truth - PT 2
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Dated Her for Four Years Without Intimacy, Then Discovered a Shocking Truth - PT 2
Vault: Can You Change Your Kid’s Birthday Over an Awkward Connection?
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Can You Change Your Kid’s Birthday Over an Awkward Connection?
Vault: Couples Open Up About Relationships Without Intimacy
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Couples Open Up About Relationships Without Intimacy
Vault: Teens Share How Common Sexting Is and What It Means for Parents
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Teens Share How Common Sexting Is and What It Means for Parents
Vault: Should You Ever Discipline Another Person’s Child?
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Should You Ever Discipline Another Person’s Child?
Vault: She's Questioning Her Relationship After a Bizarre Incident
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She's Questioning Her Relationship After a Bizarre Incident
Vault: Did She Sabotage Her Own Date with Jealousy?
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Did She Sabotage Her Own Date with Jealousy?
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 20 [Vault]
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 20 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 20 [Vault]
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 20 [Vault]
Vault: A Simple Black Light Test Turns Into a Hilarious Discovery
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: A Simple Black Light Test Turns Into a Hilarious Discovery
Vault: Joanna’s Assumption About Her Boyfriend Backfires in a Big Way
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Joanna’s Assumption About Her Boyfriend Backfires in a Big Way
Vault: Listeners Share The Scary Moments They Realized They Were Being Watched
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listeners Share The Scary Moments They Realized They Were Being Watched
Vault: This Birthday Party Clip Goes Viral for the Wrong Reasons
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: This Birthday Party Clip Goes Viral for the Wrong Reasons
Vault: Can Gaming Events Help You Make Real Friends?
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Can Gaming Events Help You Make Real Friends?
Vault: She Dated Her for Four Years Without Intimacy, Then Discovered a Shocking Truth
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Dated Her for Four Years Without Intimacy, Then Discovered a Shocking Truth
Vault: Is "Losing" Your Engagement Ring the New Upgrade Hack?
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is "Losing" Your Engagement Ring the New Upgrade Hack?
Vault: Did This Unexpected Bromance Between Bert And Dr. Sanjay Gupta Actually Happen?
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Did This Unexpected Bromance Between Bert And Dr. Sanjay Gupta Actually Happen?
Vault: Jenn Claps Back at Her Dad After He Criticizes the Cost of Her Birthday Celebration
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Jenn Claps Back at Her Dad After He Criticizes the Cost of Her Birthday Celebration
Vault: He Fell in Love with Italy’s Lifestyle, Now Bert Is Questioning Everything Life
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He Fell in Love with Italy’s Lifestyle, Now Bert Is Questioning Everything Life
Vault: She Proves Her Parents Can’t Afford College for Her Brother, Now What?
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Proves Her Parents Can’t Afford College for Her Brother, Now What?
Full Show PT 2: Friday April 17 [Vault]
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Friday April 17 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Friday April 17 [Vault]
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Friday April 17 [Vault]
Vault: Is He About to Propose This Weekend? She Hopes So!
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is He About to Propose This Weekend? She Hopes So!
Vault: She Realized She’s Gay… Now She Has to Tell Her Husband
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Realized She’s Gay… Now She Has to Tell Her Husband
Vault: Do You Warn Coworkers About Layoffs?
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Do You Warn Coworkers About Layoffs?
Vault: She’s 35 and Wants Her First Drunk Experience (Update)
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She’s 35 and Wants Her First Drunk Experience (Update)
Vault: She Crossed a Line Over College Money
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Crossed a Line Over College Money
Vault: She Wants to Be ‘Unengaged’ After Saying Yes
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Wants to Be ‘Unengaged’ After Saying Yes
Vault: A Life-Threatening Medical Emergency Before the Wedding
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: A Life-Threatening Medical Emergency Before the Wedding
Vault: We Discuss The Truth About Plus-Size Models & Average Bodies
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: We Discuss The Truth About Plus-Size Models & Average Bodies
Vault: The Ultimate Before 30 Bucket List
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Ultimate Before 30 Bucket List
Vault: The Truth About Hydro Cleansing
17 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Truth About Hydro Cleansing
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 16 [Vault]
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 16 [Vault]
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 16 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 16 [Vault]
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 16 [Vault]
Vault: Men Share Why They Walked Away from Their Marriages
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Men Share Why They Walked Away from Their Marriages
Vault: Is It Really a Secret If You Tell Your Spouse?
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is It Really a Secret If You Tell Your Spouse?
Vault: Are Plus-Size Models Changing Beauty Standards?
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Are Plus-Size Models Changing Beauty Standards?
Vault: How Does She Tell Her Dad She Doesn't Want Him At Her Wedding?
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: How Does She Tell Her Dad She Doesn't Want Him At Her Wedding?
Vault: She Said Yes to His Proposal, But It Wasn’t Real
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Said Yes to His Proposal, But It Wasn’t Real
Vault: She’s 35 and Wants Her First Drunk Experience
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She’s 35 and Wants Her First Drunk Experience
Vault: She Pressured Her Friend Into a Trip She Can’t Afford
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Pressured Her Friend Into a Trip She Can’t Afford
Vault: Is Alcoholic Gum The Next Big Thing?
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is Alcoholic Gum The Next Big Thing?
Vault: Bert Thinks Listeners Can Find Love in One Phone Call
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Bert Thinks Listeners Can Find Love in One Phone Call
Vault: She’s Taking Dating Advice…From Her Dog
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She’s Taking Dating Advice…From Her Dog
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 15 [Vault]
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 15 [Vault]
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 15 [Vault]
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 15 [Vault]
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 15 [Vault]
Vault: Is This a Smart Way to Shoot Your Shot?
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is This a Smart Way to Shoot Your Shot?
Vault: He Hit His Neighbors Car And Didn't Say Anything?!
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He Hit His Neighbors Car And Didn't Say Anything?!
Vault: The Viral Wedding Dance Everyone’s Tired Of….
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: The Viral Wedding Dance Everyone’s Tired Of….
Vault: Do You Stop Someone Else's Wedding If You Know It’s a Mistake?
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Do You Stop Someone Else's Wedding If You Know It’s a Mistake?
Vault: She’s Worried About His Weight Before the Wedding
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She’s Worried About His Weight Before the Wedding
Vault: Does Chick-fil-A Have a Secret Rule About Divorce?
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Does Chick-fil-A Have a Secret Rule About Divorce?
Vault: She Got Pregnant by a Stranger, Then This Happened
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Got Pregnant by a Stranger, Then This Happened
Vault: If He’s Not Into Her…Why Is He Still Texting?
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: If He’s Not Into Her…Why Is He Still Texting?
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]