The Bert Show

Vault: He Needs Help telling His Roommate He's In Love

17 Feb 2026

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Vault: He Needs Help telling His Roommate He's In Love

Vault: Melissa Got Into It With A Naked Man?!

17 Feb 2026

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Vault: Melissa Got Into It With A Naked Man?!

Vault: He Wants To Win Over His Ex Wife!

17 Feb 2026

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Vault: He Wants To Win Over His Ex Wife!

Vault: This Is The Funniest Call We've Heard From A Cop

17 Feb 2026

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Vault: This Is The Funniest Call We've Heard From A Cop

Vault: Is This True About Senior Citizen Homes?

17 Feb 2026

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Vault: Is This True About Senior Citizen Homes?

Vault: We Can't Believe The Weekend Remorse Listeners Confessed To

17 Feb 2026

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Vault: We Can't Believe The Weekend Remorse Listeners Confessed To

Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 16

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 16

Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 16

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 16

Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 16

16 Feb 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 16

Vault: Their At Odds Over What Their Receptionist Should Look Like

16 Feb 2026

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Vault: Their At Odds Over What Their Receptionist Should Look Like

Vault: Listeners Open Up About The Success Of Their Open Relationships

16 Feb 2026

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Vault: Listeners Open Up About The Success Of Their Open Relationships

Vault: He's Ready For Marriage, But He's Missing The Most Important Thing

16 Feb 2026

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Vault: He's Ready For Marriage, But He's Missing The Most Important Thing

Vault: Does Cosmo Give Accurate Advice About What Men Want?

16 Feb 2026

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Vault: Does Cosmo Give Accurate Advice About What Men Want?

Vault: Would You Do *This* If You Knew You Were Getting Divorced?

16 Feb 2026

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Vault: Would You Do *This* If You Knew You Were Getting Divorced?

Vault: He's Searching For The Best Make-Out Spots In The City!

16 Feb 2026

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Vault: He's Searching For The Best Make-Out Spots In The City!

Vault: She Cut Her Friend Off After She Abandoned Her

16 Feb 2026

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Vault: She Cut Her Friend Off After She Abandoned Her

Vault: Is Eloping Worth It Or Not?

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Is Eloping Worth It Or Not?

Full Show PT 3: Friday, February 13 [Vault]

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Friday, February 13 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Friday, February 13 [Vault]

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Friday, February 13 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Friday, February 13 [Vault]

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Friday, February 13 [Vault]

Vault: She Needs To find The People Who Saved Her Son

13 Feb 2026

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Vault: She Needs To find The People Who Saved Her Son

Vault: Are These Foods Actually Better Than Sex?

13 Feb 2026

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Vault: Are These Foods Actually Better Than Sex?

Vault: She's On A Mission To Find Her Mom A Man

13 Feb 2026

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Vault: She's On A Mission To Find Her Mom A Man

Vault: What Are Doctors Really Hiding From You?

13 Feb 2026

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Vault: What Are Doctors Really Hiding From You?

Vault: Bert's Ego Gets Massively Bruised

13 Feb 2026

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Vault: Bert's Ego Gets Massively Bruised 

Vault: Do Guys Lie About Being Gay To Meet Women?

13 Feb 2026

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Vault: Do Guys Lie About Being Gay To Meet Women?

Vault: Her Husband Wants To Attend His Ex's Wedding?

13 Feb 2026

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Vault: Her Husband Wants To Attend His Ex's Wedding?

Vault: This Is The Most Horrific Pick Up Line We've Ever Heard

13 Feb 2026

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Vault: This Is The Most Horrific Pick Up Line We've Ever Heard

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 12 [Vault]

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 12 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 12 [Vault]

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 12 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 12 [Vault]

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 12 [Vault]

Vault: Love Lost And Found - Finding Mr. Wright

12 Feb 2026

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Vault: Love Lost And Found - Finding Mr. Wright

Vault: How Do You Handle Your Pet's Anxiety?

12 Feb 2026

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Vault: How Do You Handle Your Pet's Anxiety?

Vault: Her Dad's Girlfriend Wants To Crash Her Wedding Photos?!

12 Feb 2026

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Vault: Her Dad's Girlfriend Wants To Crash Her Wedding Photos?!

Vault: His Best Friend Wants To Steal His Kid's Name!

12 Feb 2026

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Vault: His Best Friend Wants To Steal His Kid's Name!

Vault: Steve Carell Joins The Show

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Steve Carell Joins The Show

Vault: She Caught Her Boyfriend Looking For Dates Online

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: She Caught Her Boyfriend Looking For Dates Online

Vault: We Expose Jeff's Superpower

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: We Expose Jeff's Superpower 

Vault: The Bathroom Double Standard

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: The Bathroom Double Standard

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 11 [Vault]

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 11 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 11 [Vault]

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 11 [Vault]

1: Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 11 [Vault]

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 11 [Vault]

Vault: She's Worried About Coming Out At Her High School Reunion

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: She's Worried About Coming Out At Her High School Reunion 

Vault: Is Harassment During Job Interviews More Common Than We Think?

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Is Harassment During Job Interviews More Common Than We Think?

Vault: Are You Babying Your Kids Too Much?

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Are You Babying Your Kids Too Much?

Vault: Her Parents Won't Allow Her To Celebrate Her 21st Birthday!

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Her Parents Won't Allow Her To Celebrate Her 21st Birthday!

Vault: Her Boyfriend Wants Her To Pay His Debt?!

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Her Boyfriend Wants Her To Pay His Debt?!

11: Vault: World Of Warcraft Assassin Girl

11 Feb 2026

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Vault: World Of Warcraft Assassin Girl

10: Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 10 [Vault]

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 10 [Vault]

9: Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 10 [Vault]

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 10 [Vault]

8: Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 10 [Vault]

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 10 [Vault]

7: Vault: Babysitters Are Hit On More Thank You Think

10 Feb 2026

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Vault: Babysitters Are Hit On More Thank You Think

6: Vault: She Has No Remorse After STEALING From Her Husband!

10 Feb 2026

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Vault: She Has No Remorse After STEALING From Her Husband!

5: Vault: Bert & Jeff's Metrosexual Quiz!

10 Feb 2026

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Vault: Bert & Jeff's Metrosexual Quiz!

4: Vault: This Bride's Secret Lover Is Her Bridesmaid?!

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: This Bride's Secret Lover Is Her Bridesmaid?!

3: Vault: New Listeners Give Their Honest Review Of Our Show

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: New Listeners Give Their Honest Review Of Our Show

2: Vault: She Plans On Getting Married For All The Wrong Reasons

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: She Plans On Getting Married For All The Wrong Reasons

1: Vault: What Does It Mean To Repeatedly Have The Same Nightmares?

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: What Does It Mean To Repeatedly Have The Same Nightmares?

Vault: Her Boyfriend Refuses To Shave Until She Loses Weight!

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Her Boyfriend Refuses To Shave Until She Loses Weight!

Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 9 [Vault]

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 9 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 9 [Vault]

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 9 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 9 [Vault]

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 9 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Listeners Share Their Most Insane Wedding Stories

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Listeners Share Their Most Insane Wedding Stories Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Is She Wrong For Selling Her Wedding Rings?

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Is She Wrong For Selling Her Wedding Rings? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Her Friendship Was RUINED Over A Gossiper

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Her Friendship Was RUINED Over A Gossiper  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: How Does She Tell Her Boyfriend She Can't Afford To Attend His Wedding?

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: How Does She Tell Her Boyfriend She Can't Afford To Attend His Wedding? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Are Women Moving To ATL To Find Love?

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Are Women Moving To ATL To Find Love? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Her Boyfriend Is Against Her Visiting Someone Overseas

09 Feb 2026

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Vault: Her Boyfriend Is Against Her Visiting Someone Overseas  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: This Teacher Wants To Go Wild For The Summer

09 Feb 2026

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Vault: This Teacher Wants To Go Wild For The Summer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: A Teacher Allowed Students To Vote A Kid Out Of The Classroom?!

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: A Teacher Allowed Students To Vote A Kid Out Of The Classroom?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Friday, February 6 [Vault]

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Friday, February 6 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Friday, February 6 [Vault]

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Friday, February 6 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Friday, February 6 [Vault]

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Friday, February 6 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: If Your Marriage Is Sex Starved, This Message Is For You

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: If Your Marriage Is Sex Starved, This Message Is For You Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: She's Having Second Thoughts About Her Wedding

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: She's Having Second Thoughts About Her Wedding Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Are Parties For One-Year-Olds Overrated?

06 Feb 2026

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Vault: Are Parties For One-Year-Olds Overrated?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: We're Caught In The Middle Of Some Crazy Marriage Drama

06 Feb 2026

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Vault: We're Caught In The Middle Of Some Crazy Marriage Drama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: The World Traveling Couple Starts Their Journey In Asia!

06 Feb 2026

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Vault: The World Traveling Couple Starts Their Journey In Asia! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Ludacris Joins The Show

06 Feb 2026

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Vault: Ludacris Joins The Show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: We Share Our Meltdown Regrets

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: We Share Our Meltdown Regrets Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Is It Normal To Date Without Being Intimate?

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Is It Normal To Date Without Being Intimate? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 5 [Vault]

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 5 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 5 [Vault]

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 5 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 5 [Vault]

05 Feb 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 5 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Cheer Moms Are Out Of Control!

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Cheer Moms Are Out Of Control!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: How Do You Avoid Your Long Winded Friends?

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: How Do You Avoid Your Long Winded Friends? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Drunk Call To Duty - How Did You Pull Yourself Together?

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Drunk Call To Duty - How Did You Pull Yourself Together? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: She's In Love With Someone Who Won't Say It Back

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: She's In Love With Someone Who Won't Say It Back Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Is A Tattoo Of Someone Else's Name A Dealbreaker?

05 Feb 2026

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Vault: Is A Tattoo Of Someone Else's Name A Dealbreaker? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Her Husband Refuses To Buy Tampons For Her?!

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Her Husband Refuses To Buy Tampons For Her?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: How Do You Tell Someone They Gossip Too Much?

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: How Do You Tell Someone They Gossip Too Much? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 3 [Vault]

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 3 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 3 [Vault]

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 3 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 3 [Vault]

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 3 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Is Having A Funeral For A Pet Too Much?

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Is Having A Funeral For A Pet Too Much? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: She Blew Their Tax Refund Without Her Husband Knowing

04 Feb 2026

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Vault: She Blew Their Tax Refund Without Her Husband Knowing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: The Most Inappropriate Things Kids Brought for Show & Tell

04 Feb 2026

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Vault: The Most Inappropriate Things Kids Brought for Show & Tell Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: Anonymous Callers Attempt To Break Up Relationships

04 Feb 2026

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Vault: Anonymous Callers Attempt To Break Up Relationships Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: This Mother Is Determined To Ruin Her Son's Relationship

04 Feb 2026

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Vault: This Mother Is Determined To Ruin Her Son's Relationship Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vault: She Wants Our Help Clearing Her Name At Work

04 Feb 2026

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Vault: She Wants Our Help Clearing Her Name At Work Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.