The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]

14 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 13 [Vault]

Vault: The Girlfriend Email Chain That Got Nastier With Every Single Message

14 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Girlfriend Email Chain That Got Nastier With Every Single Message

Vault: Erin's Neighbor Mystery Is Finally Solved & The Answer Came From The Last Person Expected

14 Apr 2026

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Vault: Erin's Neighbor Mystery Is Finally Solved & The Answer Came From The Last Person Expected

Vault: She Needs Help Finding This Cute Valet Driver

14 Apr 2026

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Vault: She Needs Help Finding This Cute Valet Driver

Vault: Are Kid Leashes Acceptable Parenting Or Completely Unacceptable?

14 Apr 2026

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Vault: Are Kid Leashes Acceptable Parenting Or Completely Unacceptable?

Vault: This Breakdancer Needs Help Find The Girl He Accidentally Stood Up

14 Apr 2026

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Vault: This Breakdancer Needs Help Find The Girl He Accidentally Stood Up

Vault: The Products Nobody Wants To Be Seen Buying...

14 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Products Nobody Wants To Be Seen Buying...

Vault: Women Confess Their Wildest Mid-Date Emergency Grooming Stories

14 Apr 2026

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Vault: Women Confess Their Wildest Mid-Date Emergency Grooming Stories 

Vault: Do You Tell Your Dad His Wife Is Cheating Or Stay Out Of It?

14 Apr 2026

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Vault: Do You Tell Your Dad His Wife Is Cheating Or Stay Out Of It? 

Vault: What's Haunting This Historic Law Office? Ghost Hunters Found Out

14 Apr 2026

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Vault: What's Haunting This Historic Law Office? Ghost Hunters Found Out

Vault: The Elopement Went Perfect, Until They Had To Tell His Mom

14 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Elopement Went Perfect, Until They Had To Tell His Mom

Vault: We Ranked The Most Socially Awkward Professions

14 Apr 2026

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Vault: We Ranked The Most Socially Awkward Professions

Vault: Women Who Only Date Married Men Reveal Exactly Why They Do It

14 Apr 2026

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Vault: Women Who Only Date Married Men Reveal Exactly Why They Do It

Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 13 [Vault]

13 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 13 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 13 [Vault]

13 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 13 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 13 [Vault]

13 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 13 [Vault]

Vault: The Wedding Planning Red Flags That Predict Divorce

13 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Wedding Planning Red Flags That Predict Divorce 

Vault: Is It Ever OK To Cheat? We Debate Whether A Spouse Can Actually Push You Into It

13 Apr 2026

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Vault: Is It Ever OK To Cheat? We Debate Whether A Spouse Can Actually Push You Into It

Vault: The Pre-Marriage List That Has Everything You Should Do Before Marriage

13 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Pre-Marriage List That Has Everything You Should Do Before Marriage 

Vault: First Date Fails That Should Have Ended Everything

13 Apr 2026

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Vault: First Date Fails That Should Have Ended Everything

Vault: The Call-In Confessions That Prove People Will Lie About Anything For Love

13 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Call-In Confessions That Prove People Will Lie About Anything For Love

Vault: Someone Actually Tried To Do Their Own Plastic Surgery?!

13 Apr 2026

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Vault: Someone Actually Tried To Do Their Own Plastic Surgery?!

Vault: Jewelry ER Stories That Will Make You Cringe

13 Apr 2026

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Vault: Jewelry ER Stories That Will Make You Cringe

Vault: One Visit A Year & He's Rewriting His Whole Life To Win Her

13 Apr 2026

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Vault: One Visit A Year & He's Rewriting His Whole Life To Win Her

Vault: Do You Tell Your Brother His Fiancée Is Hiding A Secret Marriage?

13 Apr 2026

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Vault: Do You Tell Your Brother His Fiancée Is Hiding A Secret Marriage?

Vault: Her Married Neighbor Has A 'Regular' & She's Noticed Everything

13 Apr 2026

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Vault: Her Married Neighbor Has A 'Regular' & She's Noticed Everything

Vault: The Terrifying Truth About What Hackers Can Do To Your Phone

13 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Terrifying Truth About What Hackers Can Do To Your Phone

Vault: Do Women Really Do This To Men While They Sleep?

13 Apr 2026

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Vault: Do Women Really Do This To Men While They Sleep?

Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 10 [Vault]

10 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 10 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 10 [Vault]

10 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 10 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 10 [Vault]

10 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 10 [Vault]

Vault: They've Been Married for 3 Months And They Haven't Touched Each Other Once

10 Apr 2026

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Vault: They've Been Married for 3 Months And They Haven't Touched Each Other Once

Vault: She's Been Faking Being Rich to Her Boyfriend, And the Lie Is About to Collapse

10 Apr 2026

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Vault: She's Been Faking Being Rich to Her Boyfriend, And the Lie Is About to Collapse

Vault: She Has One Target...Her Best Friend's Son!

10 Apr 2026

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Vault: She Has One Target...Her Best Friend's Son!

Vault: His Whole Life He Was Told His Dad Was Dead. He Thinks That's a Lie

10 Apr 2026

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Vault: His Whole Life He Was Told His Dad Was Dead. He Thinks That's a Lie

Vault: Demi Lovato Joins The Show

10 Apr 2026

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Vault: Demi Lovato Joins The Show

Vault: He Stood Her Up, But She Got the Last Laugh

10 Apr 2026

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Vault: He Stood Her Up, But She Got the Last Laugh

Vault: OnePsychic Said Jenn's Life Was About to Change in a Big Way. Was She Right?

10 Apr 2026

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Vault: OnePsychic Said Jenn's Life Was About to Change in a Big Way. Was She Right?

Vault: This Is The Most Dedicated Romantic Move We've Ever Heard

10 Apr 2026

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Vault: This Is The Most Dedicated Romantic Move We've Ever Heard

Vault: Who Is the Guy Standing on Corners Judging How Women Dress?

10 Apr 2026

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Vault: Who Is the Guy Standing on Corners Judging How Women Dress?

Vault: Real Stories of Marriages That Survived the Absolute Worst

10 Apr 2026

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Vault: Real Stories of Marriages That Survived the Absolute Worst

Vault: Is This the Voice of a Murder Victim? Atlanta Ghost Hunters Share Chilling Evidence

10 Apr 2026

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Vault: Is This the Voice of a Murder Victim? Atlanta Ghost Hunters Share Chilling Evidence

Vault: The Word That Sparked the Most Controversial On-Air Debate Yet

10 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Word That Sparked the Most Controversial On-Air Debate Yet

Full Show PT 3: Thursday April 9 [Vault]

09 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 3: Thursday April 9 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Thursday April 9 [Vault]

09 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 2: Thursday April 9 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Thursday April 9 [Vault]

09 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Thursday April 9 [Vault]

Vault: Listeners Call In With Their Messiest Mom and Dad Moments

09 Apr 2026

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Vault: Listeners Call In With Their Messiest Mom and Dad Moments

Vault: What Do You Do When She's Out of Your League?

09 Apr 2026

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Vault: What Do You Do When She's Out of Your League? 

Vault: Is This Myth About Pools the Biggest Lie of Your Childhood?

09 Apr 2026

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Vault: Is This Myth About Pools the Biggest Lie of Your Childhood?

Vault: He Found the Photos From Her Bachelorette Party, And Wished He Never Did

09 Apr 2026

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Vault: He Found the Photos From Her Bachelorette Party, And Wished He Never Did

Vault: The Psychic Reading That Changed Everything: What Does the Future Hold for the Cast?

09 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Psychic Reading That Changed Everything: What Does the Future Hold for the Cast?

Vault: She Hooked Up With His Dad Before They Even Met

09 Apr 2026

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Vault: She Hooked Up With His Dad Before They Even Met

Vault: Is Monitoring Your Kids' Phone a Safety Move or a Betrayal of Trust?

09 Apr 2026

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Vault: Is Monitoring Your Kids' Phone a Safety Move or a Betrayal of Trust?

Vault: This Man Has An Insane World Record Quest

09 Apr 2026

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Vault: This Man Has An Insane World Record Quest

Vault: What Do You Do If Your Coworker Is Living At The Office?

09 Apr 2026

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Vault: What Do You Do If Your Coworker Is Living At The Office?

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]

08 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]

08 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]

08 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 8 [Vault]

Vault: Beth's Obsession With Her Photo Soulmate Takes a Shocking Turn

08 Apr 2026

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Vault: Beth's Obsession With Her Photo Soulmate Takes a Shocking Turn

Vault: Melissa's Wild Superpower...

08 Apr 2026

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Vault: Melissa's Wild Superpower...

Vault: How Does She Open Up To Her Estranged Mother?

08 Apr 2026

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Vault: How Does She Open Up To Her Estranged Mother?

Vault: Should Parents Buy Their Kids Condoms? Experts and Parents Weigh In

08 Apr 2026

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Vault: Should Parents Buy Their Kids Condoms? Experts and Parents Weigh In

Vault: Why Do Women With Kids Make Less Money Than Their Peers?

08 Apr 2026

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Vault: Why Do Women With Kids Make Less Money Than Their Peers?

Vault: This Guy Breaks Down the Dating Games Everyone Plays

08 Apr 2026

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Vault: This Guy Breaks Down the Dating Games Everyone Plays 

Vault: Listeners Reveal How Prayer Helped Them Through Crisis

08 Apr 2026

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Vault: Listeners Reveal How Prayer Helped Them Through Crisis

Vault: Sexual MythBusters: Do Men Really Fake Orgasms?

08 Apr 2026

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Vault: Sexual MythBusters: Do Men Really Fake Orgasms?

Vault: We Debate Over Parents Hosting 'Safe Parties' For Teens

08 Apr 2026

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Vault: We Debate Over Parents Hosting 'Safe Parties' For Teens 

Vault: Man Hires Stranger to Seduce His Wife in Shocking Divorce Plot

08 Apr 2026

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Vault: Man Hires Stranger to Seduce His Wife in Shocking Divorce Plot

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]

07 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]

07 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]

07 Apr 2026

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Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]

Vault: She's Convinced That Her Coworker Is Stealing Her Breast Milk

07 Apr 2026

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Vault: She's Convinced That Her Coworker Is Stealing Her Breast Milk

Vault: Is Sympathy Sex Ever Okay?

07 Apr 2026

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Vault: Is Sympathy Sex Ever Okay?

Vault: Her Cousin LIED To Her Over Money. Was It for Good Reason?

07 Apr 2026

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Vault: Her Cousin LIED To Her Over Money. Was It for Good Reason?

Vault: Why Do People Assume This About Him?

07 Apr 2026

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Vault: Why Do People Assume This About Him?

Vault: Has This Digital Crush Gone Too Far?

07 Apr 2026

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Vault: Has This Digital Crush Gone Too Far?

Vault: Grown Men Allowances?! The Secret Financial Control You Didn’t See Coming

07 Apr 2026

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Vault: Grown Men Allowances?! The Secret Financial Control You Didn’t See Coming

Vault: School Forces Mom’s Son to Cut His Mohawk Days Before Summer

07 Apr 2026

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Vault: School Forces Mom’s Son to Cut His Mohawk Days Before Summer

Vault: She Hates the Dog…Because of the Ex?!

07 Apr 2026

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Vault: She Hates the Dog…Because of the Ex?!

Vault: My Toddler Cost Me HOW Much?! Parents Share Their Most Expensive Kid Disasters

07 Apr 2026

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Vault: My Toddler Cost Me HOW Much?! Parents Share Their Most Expensive Kid Disasters

Vault: She Didn’t Wake Up for 26 Hours…Why?

07 Apr 2026

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Vault: She Didn’t Wake Up for 26 Hours…Why?

Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 6 [Vault]

06 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 3: Monday, April 6 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 6 [Vault]

06 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 2: Monday, April 6 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 6 [Vault]

06 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Monday, April 6 [Vault]

Vault: She Came Clean About Her Two Year Fake Paycheck Scheme, Now What?

06 Apr 2026

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Vault: She Came Clean About Her Two Year Fake Paycheck Scheme, Now What?

Vault: The Secret Second Relationships Our Listeners Don't Want You to Know About

06 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Secret Second Relationships Our Listeners Don't Want You to Know About

Vault: How Often Are Women Really Washing Their Bras?

06 Apr 2026

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Vault: How Often Are Women Really Washing Their Bras? 

Vault: Listeners Confess Their Stupidest Injuries

06 Apr 2026

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Vault: Listeners Confess Their Stupidest Injuries

Vault: Her Grieving Grandmother Was Exploited by Her Own Neighbors

06 Apr 2026

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Vault: Her Grieving Grandmother Was Exploited by Her Own Neighbors

Vault: Would You Loan Money to a Family Member Who Won't Work?

06 Apr 2026

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Vault: Would You Loan Money to a Family Member Who Won't Work?

Vault: Is It a Red Flag If He Has Your Key But Won't Give You His?

06 Apr 2026

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Vault: Is It a Red Flag If He Has Your Key But Won't Give You His?

Vault: Listeners Spill Their Most Disgusting Work Stories

06 Apr 2026

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Vault: Listeners Spill Their Most Disgusting Work Stories

Vault: He's Going for His Friend's Mom and She Is Mortified - Update

06 Apr 2026

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Vault: He's Going for His Friend's Mom and She Is Mortified - Update

Vault: His Parents Got Caught Stealing Food at a Casino?!

06 Apr 2026

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Vault: His Parents Got Caught Stealing Food at a Casino?!

Vault: The Vacation Hookups Nobody Was Supposed to Know About

06 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Vacation Hookups Nobody Was Supposed to Know About

Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

 Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

03 Apr 2026

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 Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 3 [Vault]

Vault: The Smelly Coworker Problem Nobody Wants to Talk About

03 Apr 2026

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Vault: The Smelly Coworker Problem Nobody Wants to Talk About 

Vault: Listeners Call In With Their Most Mortifying Moments

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vault: Listeners Call In With Their Most Mortifying Moments