The Bert Show
Episodes
Vault: Parents Share Their Approach To Teaching Self-Defense
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Parents Share Their Approach To Teaching Self-Defense Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Would You Tell Someone How Bad Their Illness Is Or Let Them Live In Peace?
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Would You Tell Someone How Bad Their Illness Is Or Let Them Live In Peace? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 3 [Vault]
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 3 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 3 [Vault]
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 3 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 3 [Vault]
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, February 3 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Male Teachers Confess To Being Treated Differently
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Male Teachers Confess To Being Treated Differently Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Will This Couple Make It Through Their World Travel?
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Will This Couple Make It Through Their World Travel? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Her Friend's Husband Is Avoiding Her...Why?
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Her Friend's Husband Is Avoiding Her...Why? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Are There Power Struggles Between Doctors And Nurses?
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Are There Power Struggles Between Doctors And Nurses? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: She Set Up A Catfish Page To Breakup A Couple?!
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Set Up A Catfish Page To Breakup A Couple?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Is This Woman's Road Rage Out Of Control?
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is This Woman's Road Rage Out Of Control? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Listeners Share The Most Desperate Things They Did For Cash
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listeners Share The Most Desperate Things They Did For Cash Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: He Needs Help Finding A Woman He Met In A Park
03 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He Needs Help Finding A Woman He Met In A Park Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 2 [Vault]
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 2 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 2 [Vault]
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Monday, February 2 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 2 [Vault]
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Monday, February 2 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Callers Share How They Busted Their Grandparents Smoking
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Callers Share How They Busted Their Grandparents Smoking Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Is Her Dad Wrong For Offering Her Money To Lose Weight?
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is Her Dad Wrong For Offering Her Money To Lose Weight? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: We Discuss Air Brushing Kids Pictures
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: We Discuss Air Brushing Kids Pictures Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Is Her Husband Lying About Calling Escorts?!
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is Her Husband Lying About Calling Escorts?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: You'll Never Believe The Relationship Advice This Kid Gives Adults
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: You'll Never Believe The Relationship Advice This Kid Gives Adults Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: She Just Found Out She's The Other Woman In Her Relationship
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Just Found Out She's The Other Woman In Her Relationship Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: What Do You Do When You're In A Sexless Marriage?
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What Do You Do When You're In A Sexless Marriage? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 30 [Vault]
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 30 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 30 [Vault]
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 30 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 30 [Vault]
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 30 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: One Junior Listener Gives Teens Some Good Advice
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: One Junior Listener Gives Teens Some Good Advice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Bert And Jeff's British Accent Dual!
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Bert And Jeff's British Accent Dual! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Why Do Car Salesmen Treat Women Differently?
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Her Boyfriend Has No Idea She Has Kids?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Her Boyfriend Has No Idea She Has Kids?!
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Her Boyfriend Has No Idea She Has Kids?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Listeners Share The Dating Spreadsheets They Have
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listeners Share The Dating Spreadsheets They Have Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: This Divorce Attorney Has Advice For You
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: This Divorce Attorney Has Advice For You Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: These Are Some Extreme Cases Of Germophobes
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: These Are Some Extreme Cases Of Germophobes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: How Old Is Too Old For Dads To Take Their Daughters Into Restrooms?
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: How Old Is Too Old For Dads To Take Their Daughters Into Restrooms? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Do Firehouse Groupies Exist?
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Do Firehouse Groupies Exist? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 29 [Vault]
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 29 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, January 29 [Vault]
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, January 29 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 29 [Vault]
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 29 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Premarital Counseling Stories
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Premarital Counseling Stories Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Should She Stay With A Guy Who Lied To Her?
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Should She Stay With A Guy Who Lied To Her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Is It Normal To Do This While Watching TV?
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is It Normal To Do This While Watching TV? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Who's Living A Single Life In Their Marriage?
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Who's Living A Single Life In Their Marriage? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Listeners Describe The Show In 5 Words...
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listeners Describe The Show In 5 Words... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Bert Needs Time Management Advice
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Bert Needs Time Management Advice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: She's In Love With A Guy Who's Leading Her On
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She's In Love With A Guy Who's Leading Her On Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Listeners Clear Rumors About Themselves
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listeners Clear Rumors About Themselves Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, January 28 [Vault]
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, January 28 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, January 28 [Vault]
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, January 28 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, January 28 [Vault]
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, January 28 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Bert Wants To Test His Sexy Underwear Theory
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Bert Wants To Test His Sexy Underwear Theory Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: She Thinks A Man From A Magazine Is Her Soulmate?!
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Thinks A Man From A Magazine Is Her Soulmate?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: She Wants To Celebrate Her Anniversary With Multiple Guys?!
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Wants To Celebrate Her Anniversary With Multiple Guys?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: She Wants Our Help Proving She's Not A Stripper
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Wants Our Help Proving She's Not A Stripper Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: This Parent Spied On Her Kid's Teacher
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Thinks A Man From A Magazine Is Her Soulmate?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: These Are The Funniest Customer Service Calls
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: These Are The Funniest Customer Service Calls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: This Woman Has A Plan To Get Her Husband To Do Chores
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: This Woman Has A Plan To Get Her Husband To Do Chores Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, January 27 [Vault]
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, January 27 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, January 27 [Vault]
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, January 27 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1 Tuesday, January 27 [Vault]
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1 Tuesday, January 27 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Is It Cheesy To Propose On Valentine's Day?
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is It Cheesy To Propose On Valentine's Day? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Is This Relationship Challenge Going To Backfire On This Guy?
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is This Relationship Challenge Going To Backfire On This Guy? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Women Explain Why They Don't Want To Get Married
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Women Explain Why They Don't Want To Get Married Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Men Give Our Listener Brutal Honesty About Her Boyfriend
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Men Give Our Listener Brutal Honesty About Her Boyfriend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Rihanna Joins The Show
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Rihanna Joins The Show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: How Did You Snap On Your Ex?
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: How Did You Snap On Your Ex? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Listeners Open Up About Their Hoarding Problems
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Listeners Open Up About Their Hoarding Problems Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: She's Afraid To Drive And Needs Help
27 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She's Afraid To Drive And Needs Help Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Monday, January 26 [Vault]
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Monday, January 26 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Monday, January 26 [Vault]
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Monday, January 26 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Monday, January 26 [Vault]
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Monday, January 26 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Did Her Boyfriend Surprise Her With A Proposal Over The Holidays?
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Did Her Boyfriend Surprise Her With A Proposal Over The Holidays? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Are These Gifts Worthy Of A Breakup?
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Are These Gifts Worthy Of A Breakup? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Were These Women Mean To Her Because Of Her Looks?
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Were These Women Mean To Her Because Of Her Looks? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Motivation By Humiliation - We're Holding These Listeners Accountable
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Motivation By Humiliation - We're Holding These Listeners Accountable Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: She's Engaged To Multiple Men?!
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She's Engaged To Multiple Men?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Her Ex Crossed The Line And Now She Wants Revenge!
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Her Ex Crossed The Line And Now She Wants Revenge! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: She's In The Middle Of A Tough Situation With Her Boss
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She's In The Middle Of A Tough Situation With Her Boss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: He's Afraid He's Going To Self Sabotage His New Relationship
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He's Afraid He's Going To Self Sabotage His New Relationship Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 23 [Vault]
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Friday, January 23 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 23 [Vault]
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 23 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 23 [Vault]
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Friday, January 23 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Did She Take The Risk Of Dating Her Boss?
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Did She Take The Risk Of Dating Her Boss? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Is Bert As Good Of A Driver As He Thinks?
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Is Bert As Good Of A Driver As He Thinks? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: He's Nervous About Asking A Guy To Prom
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: He's Nervous About Asking A Guy To Prom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: She Needs Advice On Dating A Mama's Boy
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She Needs Advice On Dating A Mama's Boy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: We Attempt To Help A Listener Find A Date For her High School Reunion
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: We Attempt To Help A Listener Find A Date For her High School Reunion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Did She Rat Her Mom Out For Cheating?
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Did She Rat Her Mom Out For Cheating? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: She's Afraid Her Husband Is Cheating With A Celebrity
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She's Afraid Her Husband Is Cheating With A Celebrity Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Who Has Been Ditched During A Date?
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Who Has Been Ditched During A Date? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 22 [Vault]
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, January 22 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, January 22 [Vault]
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, January 22 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 22 [Vault]
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, January 22 [Vault] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: What Did Your Partner Do To Make You Change The Locks?
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What Did Your Partner Do To Make You Change The Locks? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: She's Secretly Dating Her Daughter's Boyfriend?!
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: She's Secretly Dating Her Daughter's Boyfriend?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: How Bert Met Bono...
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: How Bert Met Bono... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Jake Gyllenhaal Joins The Show
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Jake Gyllenhaal Joins The Show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: One Of Jeff's Most Traumatic Moments
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: One Of Jeff's Most Traumatic Moments Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Bert Faces His Fear Of Airbags?!
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Bert Faces His Fear Of Airbags?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: What Was Your Kid's First Curse Word?
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: What Was Your Kid's First Curse Word? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vault: Her Ex Wants The Ring Back To Give To His New Girlfriend - Update
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vault: Her Ex Wants The Ring Back To Give To His New Girlfriend - Update Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.