The Bert Show
Episodes
She Wants To Apologize To Her Guy Best Friend’s Fiancée For Crossing A Line!
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She wants to use our show to publicly apologize to her guy best friend! His fiancée thinks she crossed the line, so Maya wants to apologize to them b...
Bert Show Flashback: A Former Host Turned Down Her Boyfriend’s Proposal Live On Air!
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're revisiting the best (and wildest) Bert Show moments in history! It was 23 years ago on The Bert Show when one of the hosts turned down her boyfr...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban Are OVER!
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban Are OVER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bert Forgot To Tell Someone Important That The Show Was Ending!
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone in the world knows Bert is retiring at the end of October...except Messy Mikey. Turns out the boss FORGOT to tell him?! Oops! Hosted on Acast...
Are Her Hormones Making Her JEALOUS?
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's feeling JEALOUS! Are her hormones to blame? Kristin thinks there's something in the water after her surprising reaction watching her husband spe...
Ye Olde Gossip: Do You Know La Malinche?
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Secret lover, survivor, seductress?! On today's episode of #YeOldeGossip Abby shares the sordid tale of Herman Cortés' situationship turned TRAITOR, ...
Bert Show Flashback: Here’s Why Bert Blew Off Mariah Carey!
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're revisiting the best (and WILDEST) Bert Show moments in history! Up today? Remember when Bert blew off Mariah Carey?! Turns out he had good reaso...
Bert Had A Taste Of What The Future Without The Bert Show Will Look Like!
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert had a taste of what the future without The Bert Show will look like…how did it taste? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...
Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 29
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 29 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Monday, September 29
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 29
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Is Netflix LYING To Us?
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Does #Netflix market their shows differently to different genders? What artwork do YOU see on your Netflix #1 chart? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Bad Bunny Is Headlining The 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show!
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Bad Bunny Is Headlining The 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We’re Reliving The Bert Show’s Biggest Moments: Usher Confronts Bert Over CHILI!
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're reliving the best and (wildest) Bert Show moments! Including Bert’s long, complicated history with Atlanta legend Usher! Click here to listen....
The Bert Show Shares Their GROSSEST Guilty Pleasures!
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Bert Show shares their GROSSEST guilty pleasures! What’s the food combo that really gets you going? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
He Texted His EX On His Wedding Day!
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He texted his ex on his WEDDING DAY! Does this count as cheating? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We’re Reliving The Bert Show’s Biggest Moments: Shankaoke!
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're going down Bert Show memory lane! Starting off with one of the bits Bert hated the MOST! Remember #SHANKAOKE? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
She Loaned The Bride The WEIRDEST Thing Before Walking Down The Aisle!
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The bride walked down the aisle with a very unique 'something borrowed'! Kristin shares what she offered the bride. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
Bert Reads A DM From A Listener That Really Touched Him!
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With only 20 shows left we have a LOT to reminisce about! Bert reads a DM he received from a listener that really affected him! Hosted on Acast. See a...
Her Hot Neighbor Heard Her Talking About Him On Air!
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oops! Did Abby’s hot neighbor hear her talking about him on air? She's 99% sure...she'll tell you why! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...
Why Did Her Husband’s Friends Bet They Would BREAK UP?
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Say it ain’t so! Turns out Kristin’s husband’s friends didn’t always believe it was happily ever after…here’s why they bet that she and he...
Full Show PT 3: Friday, September 26
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Friday, September 26 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 26
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 26 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 26
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 26 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Ray J Claims He’s Helping The FBI Build A Case Against Kim Kardashian
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Ray J Claims He’s Helping The FBI Build A Case Against Kim Kardashian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...
Messy Mikey Might Have His Next Career Move Locked Down!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You love Messy Mikey, but wait til' you see him in the AIR! DJ Mami Chula got him up in the aerial silks and it went about as well as you can imagine!...
She Took Her Kids To A Music Festival And Is Shocked At How It Went!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She was one of THOSE people at the music festival. Cassie didn't have high hopes, but she was definitely surprised at how #ShakyKnees went with her ki...
Bert Challenged Someone In Studio To Something Impossible!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Her attention span is at ZERO right now...so, will Abby be able to complete the challenge that Bert is giving her? She shares here! Hosted on Acast. S...
Is This The End Of Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia?
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is this the end of Gen X vs Gen Z trivia? Who were you rooting for? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bert Show Fam Bragged On Their Child Free Lives!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Go ahead! Brag about being child free and all the awesome s**t you've got going down this weekend! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...
Here’s Why Bert Is Wearing An Engagement Ring!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you know the true history of engagement rings? Click here to listen to our breakdown before you buy the big rock! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Will The Bert Show Be Wearing Diapers On A Billboard? We Share A Shock Update!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
75,000 diapers is our goal. Yesterday, we were just over 13,000. Did you guys donate 62,000 diapers yesterday? We give an update for our Helping Mamas...
He’s Going On A Weekend Away With His Girlfriend’s Family Without HER!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Jackson's going on a big trip with his girlfriend’s family this weekend...without his girlfriend. He's really nervous! Do you have any advi...
Here’s What She Would Tell Her Younger Self Now That She’s Turning 40!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She’s turning 40 this weekend and looking back at her life! Here’s everything Cassie would tell her younger self if she could. Hosted on Acast. Se...
Producer Rebecca Gives Us A Lesson On Gender With The Dumbest Game The Bert Show Has Ever Played!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s talk GENDER! Producer Rebecca is fighting back after getting in trouble for calling a man “GIRL!” Here’s why she’s not apologizing! Ho...
Someone In Studio Needs Your Help Because They’re About To Change Their Appearance!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She needs your help! She’s about to make a major change to her appearance and doesn’t know which way to go. Which GLASSES should Cassie choose? Ho...
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 25
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 25 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 25
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
092525 - FULL SHOW - PART TWO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 25
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 25 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can You Guess Which Bert Show Member Tweeted What?!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you guess which Bert Show member tweeted WHAT? Maybe some of these tweets shoulda been scrubbed… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Rihanna Has Given Birth To A Baby Girl!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Rihanna Has Given Birth To A Baby Girl! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Our Producer Is Following His Death-Defying Dream!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Jackson is actually a step closer to his death-defying dream of becoming a storm chaser! Should we talk him out of it? Hosted on Acast. See a...
He’s Stressing About Inviting TOO Many People To His Wedding!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You WANTD a small, intimate wedding but you had to keep adding people to your guest list! How many people did you start with and how many people actua...
She Shares The One Surprising Thing In Her Closet She Can’t Throw Away!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's the one thing in your closet you know you need to trash but just can't throw away? Kristin shares here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...
Here’s How The City Of Atlanta Is Really Reacting To Bert’s Retirement!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How does #Atlanta REALLY feel about Bert retiring? Producer Amber took to the streets to find out and the reactions were...something! Hosted on Acast....
Second Date Update: She Needs Our Help Clearing A Smelly Misunderstanding!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is a new one for us…she KNOWS why she’s not getting a second date but she still needs our help! Can we help her clear up this smelly misunder...
Someone In Studio Tried A Cutting Edge Therapy Technique That Totally Changed Their Life!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever heard of Regression therapy? Bert tried it and it changed him. Did he visit a past life? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
How Should She Tell Her Husband She’s In Contact With His Estranged Family?
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How does she tell her husband she’s in contact with his estranged family? She needs advice! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...
Someone In Studio Reminisces About Their First Psycho Stakeout!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let's talk Canon Events for women! Do you remember your first stakeout? Kristin shares here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
He Had To Have A Difficult Conversation With His Son About His College Career!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He had to have a difficult conversation with his son about his college career plans! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...
Bert Shares What He Plans To Do Once The Bert Show Officially Ends!
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert shares what he plans to do once The Bert Show officially ends…he’s going to follow his dreams by following THIS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 24
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 24 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 24
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
092425 - FULL SHOW - PART TWO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 24
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Jimmy Kimmel Returns To Television With A Tearful Opening Monologue
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Jimmy Kimmel Returns To Television With A Tearful Opening Monologue Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Did This Local News Station Shade Bert In His Retirement Send-Off?
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did this local news station shade Bert in his retirement send-off? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert Show Shares Who They Regret Sleeping With!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for #MorallyGrey Tuesday! We wanna hear from you. Spill the tea on that hookup you had that you definitely should have cut off! Hosted...
Is Her Mom’s Idea For Her Next Career Move Really That Bad?
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Her mom has a big idea for Abby’s next career move! She wants her to do... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We Have A Million Dollar Idea On How To Survive The Next Shaky Knees Music Festival!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lost at a music festival? Messy Mikey has a million dollar idea after braving #ShakyKnees this weekend! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
The Bert Show Youth Group Is Calling Someone Out For Bailing On A Birthday!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to call out the flakiest member of The Bert Show Youth Group...AGAIN. Producer Jackson wants to know why they bailed on not one but TWO big ...
We Share The Most Meaningful Messages We Received Following Bert’s Retirement Announcement
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
#BertShowFam we hear you! We read the most meaningful comments from Bert Show listeners reacting and reminiscing to Bert’s retirement announcement. ...
She Tried On HOW Many Wedding Dresses Before She Said Yes?!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're opening The Bert Show Book Of Records! What's the most wedding dresses anyone has ever tried on before they found 'THE ONE'? Hosted on Acast. Se...
We Can’t Believe WHO Reacted To Bert’s Retirement Announcement!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Several news stations reported on Bert’s big announcement that he’s retiring this fall…but we never expected to hear from THIS surprising place!...
Someone In Studio Sets The Record Straight On This Question She Keeps Getting About Her Girlfriend!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
People keep asking Producer Keity this one question about her relationship and she's SICK of it! So, she's setting it straight today! Hosted on Acast....
The Bert Show Shares What They Did Yesterday After Breaking The Big News!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What did you do yesterday? The Bert Show had to decompress after dropping some MAJOR news. They talk about it here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, September 23
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, September 23
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Family Meeting: Bert Is Retiring
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After 25 years, the Era of The Bert Show is coming to an end. Bert makes the announcement - he's retiring this year, and the show is ending October 24...
Producer Rebecca Wants You To Give Her A Job!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do YOU want to hire a social media producer, content creator, muppet connoisseur extraordinaire? Email Producer Rebecca at [email protected]!&...
What Will The Bert Show Do Once The Show Ends?
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What will The Bert Show do now that the show is ending? We discuss! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone In Studio Is Getting Engaged And Needs Advice!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Calling all party planners! Producer Jackson is getting engaged but needs YOUR help! Click here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Jimmy Kimmel Is Returning To ABC!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Jimmy Kimmel Is Returning To ABC! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
She Bought A Ring Camera To Creep On Her Hot Neighbor!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Abby weird? She bought a ring camera and keeps checking the footage...not for safety, but to creep on her hot neighbor! Hosted on Acast. See ...
Is She Being Personally Targeted By Her Local Grocery Store?
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Abby grocery store targeting her? She thinks so after they made this one change to the aisles that felt personal! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Why Do Psychics Keep Ghosting Someone In Studio?
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why do psychics keep ghosting someone in studio? Will Cassie EVER be able to kick her bad luck streak? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Ye Olde Gossip: We Share The Sordid Affair Between Frida Kahlo And Her Lover!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In honor of #NationalHispanicHeritageMonth, Abby is sharing some gossip straight out of the Mexico City art scene! Do you know about the sordid affair...
A Bert’s Big Adventure Kid Made A Big Move On Kristin!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A Bert’s Big Adventure Kid made a BIG move on Kristin! She shares how Liam planted one on her! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
The Bert Show Shares WAY Too Much Information At 6 In The Morning!
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Good morning! Are you ready for The Bert Show to share way too much information with you at an ungodly hour? Click here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 22
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 22 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Monday, September 22
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 22
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
What Is Taking A Weight-Loss Drug Really Like?
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What is taking a GLP-1 REALLY like? Cassie just started and it’s already been interesting...she shares the first part of her journey here! Hosted on...
The Bert Show Wants To Switch Parts For A Day!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Bert Show wants to switch parts for a day! Would you if you could? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone In Studio Is Cancelling A Milestone Birthday!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She cancelled a major birthday and she doesn't regret it. Cassie will tell you why she's not celebrating her 40th this year. Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Are Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds OVER?!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Are Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds OVER?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Should He Forgive His Friend For Sleeping With His MOTHER?
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
His best friend slept with his MOM and he's not sure if he can forgive or forget...what would you do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
Do You Know The Answer To This Enlightening Trivia Question?
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for another round of Lose Bert’s Money! Do you know the answer to this enlightening trivia question? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Someone In Studio Needs Our Advice On How To Help A Neighbor In Need!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She needs our advice on how to help a neighbor in need without making it look like she’s helping! Do you have any advice for Kristin? Hosted on Acas...
Stepping Into Psycho: Is Her Mother-In-Law Secretly In Contact With Her Husband’s Ex?
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's convinced that her mother-in-law is maintaining a secret relationship with her husband's ex, and she thinks she's figured out the perfect way to...
We Want Your Baby To Be On The Bert Show Billboard!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This kid got bullied for his shoes, and now his story is inspiring people all over the world!+ We want YOUR baby to help US collect 75,000 diapers for...
We’re Shocked At What A-List Celebrities Are Actually D-Bags?!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who are the best and worst celebrities to work for? We've got the tea from people who really rubbed shoulders with A-listers! Hosted on Acast. See aca...
She Accidentally Introduced Her Sister-In-Law To The Man Of Her Dreams While Dress Shopping!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did Abby accidentally introduce her sister-in-law to the man of her dreams while wedding dress shopping? She thinks so! Is the wedding still on?! ...
The Avalon Noon To Night Fashion Show Raised HOW Much For Bert’s Big Adventure?!
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was a magical night! Can you believe how much was raised at The Avalon Noon To Night Fashion Show? Because we sure can’t! Hosted on Acast. See ac...
Full Show PT 3: Friday, September 19
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Friday, September 19 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 19
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 19 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 19
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 19 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Producer Rebecca Just Crossed A Major Milestone In Her Health Journey
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: Producer Rebecca Just Crossed A Major Milestone In Her Health Journey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
From The Vault: You’re Not A Bad Mom And We Have Scientific PROOF!
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You don't have a bad kid. You're not a bad mom, and you AREN'T going crazy, Kristin has the proof after feeling like the worst mom ever recently. Host...
From The Vault: Second Date Update: Why Does She Suddenly Want NOTHING To Do With Him?
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
They met on a dating app and went out after bonding over their love of food trucks and live music! What could have gone wrong? Turns out a LOT! ...
From The Vault: Why Are Young Men So Afraid To Talk To Women Today?
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why are young men so afraid to talk to women today? Let’s talk about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.