The Bert Show
Episodes
From The Vault: Did We Finally Crown A Winner In Gen Z Vs Gen X Trivia?
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: Did We Finally Crown A Winner In Gen Z Vs Gen X Trivia? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Ye Olde Gossip: The Scandalous Murder Triangle Of Alexander The Great!
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's edition of Ye Olde Gossip: In Athens, lust and betrayal were more dangerous than swords...one steamy affair sparked a chain of murders ...
From The Vault: We've Got Questions About Skinwalkers!
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From The Vault: We've Got Questions About Skinwalkers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 18
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 18 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 18
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 18 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 18
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 18 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
EBUZZ: Trending Now - Ben And Jerry’s Is Splitting Up For A Surprising Reason!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EBUZZ: Trending Now - Ben And Jerry’s Is Splitting Up For A Surprising Reason! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Should They Elope And Celebrate YEARS Later?
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should They Elope And Celebrate YEARS Later? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is Doing Adult Things Over Virtual Reality CHEATING?
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is doing adult things over virtual reality considered CHEATING? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Generational Divide Is Widening On This Edition Of Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gen X is smarter than Gen Z, right? Sure, Kristin and Bert haven't been able to prove that yet. But they're trying again today with another round of G...
Morally Grey Thursday: She Got Pregnant And Married Without Her Parents Knowing!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for #MorallyGrey Thursday! Today we're hearing from kids who want to confess to the craziest things their parents don't know for cash! Hoste...
Should He Be Offended That His Son Sent Him This In A Text?!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s talk the grammar debate dividing generations! How do you text…and how old are YOU? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
Why Is Someone In Studio SCREAMING?!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It helped Kristin, maybe it'll help YOU! Have you ever tried scream therapy? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can She GROUND Her Husband For Failing To Help Around The House?
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you ground a grown man? She wants to put her husband on spousal arrest for failing to help around the house! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
PT 3: She Wants To Quit Her Job Over An Affair In The Office!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She walked into her boss's office and told him to PAY UP! She wanted to quit over his affair...did he take her proposition? Hosted on Acast. See acast...
This Teacher Knows That One Of Her Student’s Parents Is A STRIPPER!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We hear from kids and parents all the time confessing to shenanigans! Now it's time to hear from the professionals...TEACHERS! Hosted on Acast. See ac...
Should She And Her Girlfriend Get ANOTHER Dog?
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Bert Show is being torn apart by PETS! Can you help us settle these animal scenarios our producers are finding themselves in? Hosted on Acast. See...
Someone In Studio Is Starting Weight Loss Drugs Today!
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Someone in studio is starting weight loss drugs today and is really excited about it! Cassie shares here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 17
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 17 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 17
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 17 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 17
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 17 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Her Best Friend Is Threatening To Send An Embarrassing Photo To Her Boyfriend!
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's being blackmailed by her BEST friend. If she doesn't hand over something precious Producer Rebecca’s bestie is going to send her boyfriend WHA...
His Fiancée Wants Him To Wear WHAT To The Wedding?
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert’s fiancée wants him to wear WHAT to the wedding? Do you think this is a joke?+ First, she offered to pay for her daughter's wedding, and now s...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Legendary Actor Robert Redford Has Passed Away At 89
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Legendary Actor Robert Redford Has Passed Away At 89 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Her Husband Has No Idea That She Had An Affair With A Hot Cop!
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for Morally Grey Wednesday! What did you do that your spouse has NO idea about? This Bert Show listener hooked up with a hot cop! Hosted on ...
She’s Trying To Get A Hot British Man To STOP Texting Her!
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's been trying to get her new British boyfriend to stop texting her by turning him off...but it's not working! What should Abby do next? Hosted on ...
She Wants To Quit Her Job Over An Affair In The Office!
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She called in this morning so we could cheer her on! Why? She's QUITTING her job and needs our help! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...
Someone In Studio Doesn’t Know If He Wants To Live With His Future Spouse!
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Call Bert anything but traditional! He's got a pretty unorthodox plan after he gets married...would you live separately from your spouse? Hosted on Ac...
Are Parents Scared To Hire Male Nannies?
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do people hire male nannies? Let's talk about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
She Had A Major Mom Fail Sending Her Son To School Without THIS!
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let's talk #MomFails! What did you forget to send to school with your child? Kristin shares her faux pas here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...
Should She Confront Her Friend Over Her Birthday Dress Code?
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Keity’s friend is throwing a birthday party with a strict dress code and all the guests are against it! Should Keity confront her about it?...
Her Son Experienced A Major Canon Event And She Didn’t Even Realize It!
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Baby Jimmy experienced a major canon event and she didn’t even realize it! How old were you when you first watched Star Wars? Hosted on Acast. See a...
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, September 16
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, September 16
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, September 16
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Did Someone In Studio Run Into A Sociopath At The Doctor?!
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Rebecca knows exactly which careers breeds the most sociopaths...because she thinks she ran into one! She explains! Hosted on Acast. See acas...
She Found Out Her Daughter’s Video Game Wasn’t Family Friendly The Hard Way!
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Parents, do you REALLY know what video game your kid's playing? Cassie found her toddler playing THIS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Are Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Going To Last FOREVER?
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Are Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Going To Last FOREVER? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone In Studio Is Calling Out Her Coworkers For Calling Her A Clout Chaser!
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The youth group called Abby a clout chaser, so today she's hitting back with EVIDENCE! Whose side are you on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
This Edition Of Gen X Vs Gen Z Trivia Got Wild!
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are you team Gen X or team Gen Z? We’re gonna keep playing until the elder generation is on top! Will they ever get there?! Hosted on Acast. S...
She Confessed To Dropping Acid Right Before Hanging Out With Her Grandma!
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's your chance to confess for cash! What would your mom and dad KILL you if they found out? This listener dropped acid before hanging out with grand...
Why Does This Corny Joke Battle Sound So WEIRD?!
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Does this #CornyJokeBattle sound a little stranger than usual? There's a reason! Click here to play along! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
He Needs Our Help Uninviting Someone From His Wedding!
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He JUST got engaged and already has to uninvite someone from the wedding? Who and why? Bert shares here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...
She Said Something Unhinged At A Dinner To Turn Her Date Off!
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You can't say the wrong thing to the right person! Abby learned this the hard way after acting unhinged on a first date in an attempt to turn him off!...
The Bert Show Is Getting Ready For The Noon To Night Fashion Show In VERY Different Ways!
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Bert Show is getting ready for the Noon To Night fashion show in very different ways! Will we see you there? Click here for tickets! https://exper...
She No Longer Finds Her Celebrity Crush Hot And It’s Her Son's Fault!
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's no longer crushing on her celebrity hall pass! And it's all her son's fault...here's why Kristin no longer finds Zac Efron HOT! Hosted on Acast....
Why Was She Kicked Out Of The Distillery?
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She and her girlfriend got kicked out of a distillery! Were they correct to throw them out? You decide! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
Full Show PT 3: Monday, September 15
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Monday, September 15
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Monday, September 15
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Who Cussed Out The Emmy’s Host Onstage?!
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Who Cussed Out The Emmy’s Host Onstage?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can We Help This Listener With Their Podcast Predicament?
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She’s having trouble deciding between her career and her DAD! What advice would you give her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...
Someone In Studio Is Getting Called Selfish For Their “Good Deed”?!
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She THOUGHT she was being generous to her future sister-in-law, so why did Abby’s friends and coworkers call her out?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Closure Call PT 3: Why Did Her Grandpa Write Her Out Of The Will?
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She knows one of her cousins got in her grandfather's ear before he passed and what they said made him take her out of the will! What DID they say? We...
Love On The Spectrum’s Conor Calls In On Air!
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don't miss #LoveOnTheSpectrum's Conor strutting his stuff at The Avalon for #NoonToNight this Thursday evening! We talk to him here. Hosted on Acast. ...
Did Messy Mikey Get On TV On College Game Day?
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did you spot Messy Mikey on TV during college gameday? He shares the long journey he took to get in that spot! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...
Morally Grey Monday: She Did WHAT With The Chief Of Police?
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are you ready for 'Morally Grey Monday'? You call in with a confession and we give you CASH! Like this woman who did WHAT with the chief of police? Ho...
Texting Tutor Update: She Wants Her Daughter To Break Up With Her Sugar Daddy!
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We tried to help her convince her daughter to drop her sugar-daddy over text...that didn't work, so what happened over the weekend? It's #TextingTutor...
He Wants To Use The Bert Show To Win His Ex’s Heart Back!
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He wants to win his ex back! Luckily she's a big listener of the show...can we help him win her heart? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
She Got Violently Humbled On A Night Out!
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She thought she was hot stuff and then got violently humbled! Cassie shares what went down at the college hangout bars! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...
The World Doesn’t Suck And The Bert Show Is Here To Prove It!
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The world doesn’t suck and The Bert Show is here to prove it. We’re here to share stories that lifted our spirits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Full Show PT 3: Friday, September 12
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
091225 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Friday, September 12
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Friday, September 12
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
We Share The WEIRDEST Rules Babysitters Ever Got From Parents!
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Babysitters of Reddit, what were the weirdest rules parents asked you to follow? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Who Will Be Headlining The Next Coachella?
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Who Will Be Headlining The Next Coachella? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bert Accidentally Sent His Fiancée A Scary Message With A Romantic Gift!
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He accidentally sent his fiancée a scary message with a romantic gift…would you be happy to receive this?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
Closure Call Update: Why Did Her Grandpa Write Her Out Of The Will?
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She was left out of the will with zero closure! We tried to help her find out why...and she didn't like the answer. She's back on air after confrontin...
The Bert Show Says What They Always Wanted To Say With This Weird Game!
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Bert Show finally is saying what they always wanted to say with this weird game! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What Should We Put On Messy Mikey’s Big Sign For Game Day?
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're sending Messy Mikey on the road this weekend with one intention...get on TV on college game day! What do you think his sign should say? Hosted o...
Her Daughter Told Her Teacher That Her Mom LOVES Something Embarrassing!
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cassie's daughter confessed to the class that her mom has a very guilty pleasure! How did YOUR kid embarrass you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Texting Tutor: She Wants Her Daughter To Break Up With Her Sugar Daddy!
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Her daughter has a sugar daddy and mom is NOT happy about it! She needed our help texting her daughter to try and get them to break up! It's #TextingT...
Stepping Into Psycho Update: She’s Faking An Injury To Hook Up With The Hot ER Doctor!
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's #SteppingIntoPsycho intentionally! She faked an injury to try and hook up with the hot ER doctor...did it work? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...
Gen X Shares The Things They Had To Go Through As Kids That Would Destroy Gen Z!
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What did the older generations have to tolerate as kids that would destroy Gen Z?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Should She Feel Weird After Her Date Did THIS At Dinner?
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should she feel infantilized after a first date did THIS at dinner? Was it weird or chivalrous? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week: Guess What Kristin Just Ate!
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Kristin normal? She always eats before she goes to the dentist and makes the hygienist guess what she ate…and now The Bert Show is gonna do the s...
He Cut Something Major Out Of His Life Yesterday And Noticed The Benefits IMMEDIATELY!
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert cut something major out of his life yesterday and noticed the benefits IMMEDIATELY! Can you relate? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 11
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, September 11 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 11
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, September 11 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, September 11
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — What’s The Bert Show’s REAL Net Worth?
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — What’s The Bert Show’s REAL Net Worth? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can Gen Z Get One Up On Gen X Now That They’re Down?!
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who are you rooting for in Gen X vs Gen X trivia? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We Respond To A DM Bert Received After Cassie Came On Air To Talk About Ozempic!
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He got a DM that really pissed him off, so today Bert is responding to this message he received from a listener after Cassie came on air to talk about...
Abby Shares The Terrifying Story Of A Strange Taxi Ride In Greece
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Abby shares the terrifying car ride she took in Greece that had her convinced she was about get murdered! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
Whose Side Are You On In This Fight That Could Have Been Prevented?!
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wanna avoid a fight with Kristin? Just listen to her! She shares the argument she had with her husband that could have been prevented with one simple ...
Someone In Studio Wants To Take Revenge On A Friend Who Ghosted Her!
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's the best revenge when a friend ghosts you? Cassie got blown off by someone she knows and wants to get EVEN! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Bert Show Book Of Records: She Got Engaged And Then Married In A WEEK!
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're opening The Bert Show Book Of Records! Who got engaged and had EVERYTHING for the wedding planned the fastest? Can you beat less than a week? Ho...
Stepping Into Psycho: She’s Faking An Injury To Hook Up With The Hot ER Doctor!
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's #SteppingIntoPsycho this week and knows it! She's about to fake an injury just so she can hook up with a hot ER doctor! Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Does Cheating In A Lucid Dream Count As Cheating In Real Life?
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is this considered cheating? He practices lucid dreaming so he can hook up with DREAM strangers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
She Got The Ick After Her Boyfriend Asked For More Money From His Grandma’s Will!
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Everything was going great in her new relationship and then she got the ick. She caught him trying to get more money out of his relative's will and sh...
We Share Our Thoughts After The Assassination Of Right Wing Pundit Charlie Kirk
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We share our thoughts after the political assassination of right wing pundit Charlie Kirk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
We Found Out What REALLY Went Down On Abby’s Greek Girl’s Trip!
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Which girl’s trip girl is The Bert Show? We’re gonna find out with a Greek quiz that spills the wine on what REALLY went down in Crete! Hosted on ...
He Made A Big Move For His Upcoming Marriage And Already Forgot About It!
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He made a big move yesterday for his upcoming marriage and already forgot about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, September 10
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, September 10
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, September 10
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Cassie Reads Comments From Bert Show Fam After Talking About Weight Loss Drugs!
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a long time since we’ve seen such an outpouring of support in the comments from Bert Show Fam and it’s all due to Cassie talking about...
Our Producer Want YOU To See Her Thirst Trap!
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Want a quick fix way to cure your failing mental health and low self esteem? Producer Rebecca has your answer. Try THIRST-TRAPPING! Hosted on Acast. S...
He Shares His Surprising Feelings About His Upcoming Wedding!
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert shares his surprising feelings about his upcoming wedding! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We Will Never Play With Ouija Boards Again After This Listener’s Terrifying Story!
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We will never play with ouija boards again after this listener’s terrifying story! Have you ever experienced anything like this? Hosted on Acast. Se...