The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 12

12 Jun 2025

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Full Show PT 1: Thursday, June 12

12 Jun 2025

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We Offered Our Intern A Dollar A Second To Keep People In Paris On The Phone!

12 Jun 2025

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Intern Lizzie has been taking online language classes! Are they effective? We're gonna find out because she's about cold-call people in Paris and see ...

Bert Is Finally Ready To Forgive His Mother For His Dysfunctional Childhood

12 Jun 2025

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Today Bert is finally ready to forgive his mother for the dysfunctional upbringing she provided. Did she do her best?  Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Why Did Our Producer KISS Her Boyfriend’s Sister?!

12 Jun 2025

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Producer Rebecca met her boyfriend's siblings last night at Chilis! Did she take The Bert Show's advice? How did the meet-up she was SO nervous about ...

He Got Into A Car Accident While Driving Out Of The DEALERSHIP!

12 Jun 2025

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We're opening The Bert Show Book of Records! Who got into a car accident the quickest after buying a car? He t-boned someone while rolling out of the ...

We’ve Got A Reality TV Casting Director On The Line To Help Abby Get On A Dating Show!

12 Jun 2025

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She wants to find a man, but more than that Abby wants to be on reality tv! Which is why we've got the casting director for "Farmer Wants A Wife" on t...

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Why Was A Juror Kicked Out Of The Diddy Trial?

12 Jun 2025

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Ebuzz: Trending Now — Why Was A Juror Kicked Out Of The Diddy Trial? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her Husband Was Living Two Separate Lives With Another Family?!

12 Jun 2025

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They were living secret lives that NOBODY knew about! Her husband had a secret second family that he was keeping on the side! Hosted on Acast. See aca...

He Broke Up With Her Via An Uber Eats Order!

12 Jun 2025

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He broke up with her via an #UberEats order! Can we help her figure out what went wrong? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Long Can You Keep Things In The Fridge Before It’s SICK To Eat?

12 Jun 2025

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How long can you keep things in the fridge before it's not healthy? Help Producer Jackson settle this debate!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We Helped Her Replace Her Ex’s Ring On Their Anniversary!

12 Jun 2025

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She just got divorced a couple of months ago and her anniversary with her ex is TODAY! She needs The Bert Show's 100 Days Of Good Goes 'Round to help ...

Would You Surgically Change The Color Of Your Eyes?

12 Jun 2025

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Would you surgically change the color of your eyes? Bert knows he’s not up for that because he’s having trouble even putting contacts in! Do you h...

His Girlfriend Convinced His Younger Sister To LIE To Get Out Of Trouble!

12 Jun 2025

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Turns out Moe’s lady is a terrible influence on his little sister?! His sis found herself in trouble and his girlfriend convinced her to LIE! Was sh...

A Therapist Has Prescribed Someone In Studio Something Surprising!

12 Jun 2025

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What do you do to relax? Bert has been prescribed something surprising by his therapist...a hobby. What do you think he should try out? Hosted on Acas...

Would You Spend One Day A Week With The Flu If It Gave You Abs For A Week?

12 Jun 2025

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Would you spend one day a week with the flu if it gave you abs for a WEEK? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 11

11 Jun 2025

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Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, June 11

11 Jun 2025

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Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 11

11 Jun 2025

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Should He Tell His Friend That He’s Not Cut Out For His New Life Dream?

11 Jun 2025

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His friend has a new life goal! Only problem? It's something he's HORRIBLE at...should Moe support him or serve him the harsh truth? Hosted on Acast. ...

Ye Olde Gossip: This Old Hollywood Leading Man Was Actually GAY?

11 Jun 2025

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Did you know that Hollywood's golden boy was secretly GAY the whole time? Rock Hudson was the poster boy for straight romance films...and Abby is brea...

Someone In Studio Is Considering Breaking Their Own Bones?!

11 Jun 2025

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Should Moe break his own finger? He broke it once and has been dealing with it for YEARS! Is this stupid? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

Our Producer Is Meeting Her Boyfriend’s Siblings And Needs Advice!

11 Jun 2025

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You know what's harder than meeting your boyfriend's parents? Meeting their SIBLINGS. Producer Rebecca knows this better than anybody because she's me...

He’s Making A Life-Changing Decision After Getting Advice From ChatGPT!

11 Jun 2025

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The “Chatgpt tell me about myself challenge” is taking off and after what it said about Moe’s dude, he decided to make a potentially life changi...

Can Dads Answer These “Pop” Quiz Questions About Their Own Kids For Father’s Day?

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dads...we love 'em! But they're not always the most clued in, even with their own kids! Can the dad in your life answer this Father's Day quiz about t...

Who On The Bert Show Can Get The Craziest Celebrity Cameo?

11 Jun 2025

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We’re looking for the most out of pocket celebrity cameos EVER! Who on The Bert Show can get the craziest celebrity cameo?  Hosted on Acast. Se...

Vote For The Zaddiest Of Zaddies In The Bert Show Zaddy Bracket!

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Father's Day is right around the corner, just in time for The Bert Show's Zaddy Bracket! Who among these Bert Show Zaddies are the ZADDIEST of all? Cl...

100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: This Listener Wants A Bert Show Movie Buddy For Her Husband!

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She wants a movie buddy for her husband and there’s only one person on The Bert Show who fits the bill...GUESS! It’s time for another edition of 1...

We Got The Tea On What Happens Behind The Scenes At Disney From Their Former Intern!

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our intern was in the #Disney college program and today she's spilling the tea(cups)! Here's what's really going down behind the scenes at the parks! ...

Someone In Studio Needs To Find A Hobby For Their HEALTH!

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He’s been ordered by a doctor to find a HOBBY! So, what should Bert do during his leisure-time? Do you have any recommendations?  Hosted on Aca...

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 10

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 10

10 Jun 2025

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Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 10

10 Jun 2025

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Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: Listen To Our Spoken Word Piece For National Infertility Week

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today The Bert Show's 100 Days Of Good Goes 'Round is dedicated to advocacy. Listener Danielle has always resonated with Kristin’s openness about st...

He Got Called Out By A Stranger For Not Washing His Hands In Public!

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He got caught NOT washing his hands and was called out by a stranger in public...did Messy Mikey deserve this scolding? Click here to hear his defense...

We Break Down What We Think Justin Bieber Is Really Going Through!

10 Jun 2025

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We Break Down What We Think Justin Bieber Is Really Going Through! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re Ready To Double Down After Listeners Came For Us Over Our Hot Take About Kid’s Movies!

10 Jun 2025

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We’re ready to double down after listener’s came for us over our hot take about kid’s movies! Is it weird for a grown man to go watch a kid’s ...

We Can’t Believe How Many Celebrities Have Accidentally Killed!

10 Jun 2025

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We Can’t Believe How Many Celebrities Have Accidentally Killed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our Producer Tried This Hotel Hack And FAILED Big Time!

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is this hotel and airport hack legit? Producer Jackson had a conversation with someone who works in the hotel industry who claims if you do this ONE t...

Her Husband Wants To Share Their Birth On Instagram Live!

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Her husband wants to instagram live their child's birth so that the whole fam can be in on it! What should she say to convince him this is a BAD idea?...

She Opened The Gift She Received From A Coworker A YEAR Ago Live On Air!

10 Jun 2025

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She received a gift a year ago and STILL hasn’t opened it! What did Abby get from her fellow Bert Show member for her birthday last year? We're gonn...

Why Did Kevin Hart Bring Up Diddy At The BET Awards?

10 Jun 2025

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Why Did Kevin Hart Bring Up Diddy At The BET Awards? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did His Girlfriend Set Him Up Or Does He Not Understand “Women Logic”?

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do you have "Women Logic"? Moe’s lady did something he could NOT understand, but after breaking it down in a mixed group he realized...it was WOMEN ...

Justin Baldoni’s $400 Million Lawsuit Against Blake Lively Dismissed!

10 Jun 2025

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Justin Baldoni’s $400 Million Lawsuit Against Blake Lively Dismissed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He Had His Car For ONE Week And Then THIS Happened!

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He had his car for ONE week and then THIS happened! Tommy shares why “black beauty” AKA his new truck needs some beauty sleep after what he did to...

Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 9

09 Jun 2025

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Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 9

09 Jun 2025

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Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 9

09 Jun 2025

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Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

She Applied For Two Dating Reality TV Shows And One Went HORRIBLY Wrong!

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She applied for TWO dating reality shows over the weekend...and one went horribly wrong! Abby will explain what happened and how she roped someone in ...

PT 2: We’re Letting Our KIDS Plan Our Next Vacation Destination!

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Would you let your kid plan your entire vacation? We had our kids try it! Where are they taking us? We'll share their big plans with you. Hosted on Ac...

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Why Did Taylor Swift Crash This Woman’s Wedding?

09 Jun 2025

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Ebuzz: Trending Now — Why Did Taylor Swift Crash This Woman’s Wedding? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did We Just Get The Answer To What Women Want From A Partner From A 17 Year Old?!

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did Bert’s teenage son's friend finally answer the question...what do women REALLY want? She made a whole presentation for her boyfriend! Hosted on ...

Did His Girlfriend’s Parents Give Our Producer Their Blessing To Propose?

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He did it! He asked his girlfriend's parents for their blessing...did they give Producer Jackson the OK to ask their daughter to marry him?! Get the u...

We Can’t Believe What A Local “Celebrity” Said To One Of Us Out In Public!

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She was left SO turned off after one thing a professional athlete and local #Atlanta celebrity said THIS to her at the bar! Abby shares! Hosted on Aca...

100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Hanging Out With A Bert Show Listener!

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For today’s 100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round Abby and Producer Rebecca are going to be hanging out with a Bert Show listener who needs some fellow gal...

Who’s The Quickest Member Of The Bert Show?

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who on The Bert Show can think the quickest on their feet? Kristin is going to put them to the test! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

She Realized It’s Time To Return To Therapy After This Triggering Experience

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for Kristin to return to therapy. She'll be back in the chair soon after someone said triggering to a child in her presence. Hosted on Acast...

His Girlfriend’s Phone Became A Big Problem On Their Vacation!

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How did Moe’s lady's PHONE almost ruin their day...twice?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She Spent On-On-One Time With Her Girlfriend’s Daughter For The First Time!

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Keity experienced a terrifying milestone with her girlfriend! She spent one-on-one time with her daughter! How did it go?! Hosted on Acast. S...

Someone In Studio Experienced A Miracle Over The Weekend!

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Someone in studio experienced a MIRACLE over the weekend! And no, it wasn’t the person who’s been literally trying to talk to god. It was Kristin ...

Full Show PT 3: Friday, June 6

06 Jun 2025

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Full Show PT 1: Friday, June 6

06 Jun 2025

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Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 2: Friday, June 6

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Click Here For The Bert Show’s Dramatic Reenactment Of The President’s Political Feud!

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The girls are FIGHTING! And by girls, we mean two of the most politically powerful people in the country. Click here to listen to The Beet Show’s Dr...

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is Sabrina Carpenter’s New Single A Shot At Her Ex?

06 Jun 2025

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Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is Sabrina Carpenter’s New Single A Shot At Her Ex? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PT 1: We Have A Big Homework Assignment For Our Producer Who’s About To Propose!

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We have a big homework assignment for Producer Jackson who’s about to propose! Bert wants him to be FULLY prepared to ask her parents for their bles...

PT 2: We Have A Big Homework Assignment For Our Producer Who’s About To Propose!

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We have a big homework assignment for Producer Jackson who’s about to propose! Bert wants him to be FULLY prepared to ask her parents for their bles...

Would Dudes Hire A Single Woman To Be Their Wing-Woman For The Night?

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Should Abby go into matchmaking after successfully sharing advice with a single dude to approach a stranger out for the first time ever? We think so!&...

Should Moms ALWAYS Provide For Their Kids No Matter What Age?

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Should moms always provide for their kids no matter what age? Help us debate this mom hot take!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...

Are People Morally Obligated To Tell Their Partners About Their Plastic Surgery?

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are people morally obligated to tell their partners about their plastic surgery…before they have kids? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

100 Days Of Good Goes Round: We’re Setting Up These Soccer Fans To See Atlanta United In STYLE!

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jessica and her husband Allan work hard and deserve to blow off a little steam! Which is why for today's 100 Days Of Good Goes 'Round we're sending th...

He’s Feeling Upset About Father’s Day This Year!

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Father’s Day is next week and Bert is already upset about it! He’ll explain why he’s not feeling it this year. The Bert Show is looking for...

We Tried To Trigger Someone In Studio…And We Succeeded!

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday! It’s time to TRIGGER Tommy! Here’s the laundry list of stuff we’ve noticed gets under our beloved show director’s skin. Hosted o...

Someone In Studio Has ZERO Patience But Thinks She Might Have Found A Way To Fix It!

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Got ZERO patience anymore? There's something you can do that might fix it, but you're not gonna like it...Cassie will explain! Hosted on Acast. See ac...

She Realized On Air She’s Never Asked Her Husband What His Happy Place Is!

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do you know your partner’s happy place? Kristin learned in real time she’s never asked her husband! But her guess is pretty sweet…she shares! Ho...

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, June 5

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 5

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, June 5

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...

Her Four Year Old Told Their Babysitter That She Has A WHAT?!

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kids! They say the darndest things. Kristin never expected her 4 year old to say THIS to the babysitter! What's the wildest thing your kid ever said i...

100 Days Of Good Goes Round: We’re Helping This Mom Celebrate Her Daughter In A Big Way!

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For today's 100 Days Of Good Goes Round: Mom Yeisa wants to celebrate her daughter Mya in a big way. She just graduated college and is the first in he...

She’s Rethinking Her Decision To Never Have Kids!

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is Abby rethinking her decision to NEVER have kids? Here's why she's suddenly reconsidering motherhood! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

Are The Bert Show Good Friends? We Found Out On Air!

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What kind of friend are YOU? Click here to take this quiz to find out: Are you the Type A friend? Are you the type B friend? It says a LOT about you! ...

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Kristin Cavallari Reveals She Hooked Up With Glen Powell!

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Kristin Cavallari Reveals She Hooked Up With Glen Powell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re Letting Our KIDS Plan Our Next Vacation Destination!

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Would you let your children plan your next family vacation? The Bert Show is put this trend to the test and see where their tots want the fam to go ne...

Follow Up Thursday: Her Mom Invited The Man She Had An Affair With To Her Graduation!

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Her mom highjacked her college graduation and got tickets for the man she cheated on her dad with! Did she still show up to her own ceremony? We've go...

Is This The Most Challenging Thing Someone In Studio Has Ever Had To Do?

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bert isn’t sure how to feel after doing the most challenging thing he’s ever done YESTERDAY! Have you ever worn contacts? Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Do Not Fall For This New Texting Scam!

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do NOT fall prey to this new texting scam from the “DMV”!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why Did She Kick One Of Her Coworkers Out Of The Studio?!

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Why Did Cassie kick out one of her coworkers from the studio? Turns out it was for good reason! But she still needs to apologize to the youth group af...

Is Wearing THIS On A Date An Ick?

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is wearing a jersey on a first date an ick? Did we just find a generational divide when it comes to dating kicks? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

He Had To Risk His Life Breaking Back Into His Apartment!

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He could have gotten ARRESTED! Messy Mikey is in studio to talk the lengths he went to to break into his own apartment after he got locked out on a dr...

Follow Up Thursday: Did She Shoot Her Shot With Her Friend’s Ex?

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She was considering breaking girl code to date her friend’s ex. Did she take the risk? It’s #FollowUpThursday!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

Is He Ready To Propose? We Put Him On The Spot Live On Air!

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're only trying to help! Is Producer Jackson ready to propose to his girlfriend? We're gonna find out because we're putting him on the SPOT! Hosted ...

Is She Pressuring Her Brother To Propose?

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is Abby pressuring her brother to propose or is she just *encouraging* him with great advice?! Let’s talk about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 4

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, June 4

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 4

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...

Is This New Tinder Feature Discriminating Against Short Kings?

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

#Tinder is introducing a new feature that will allow women to filter their feed based on height preferences! Is this discrimination against short king...

Ye Olde Gossip: Did You Know This First Lady Had A Lesbian Lover?

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Situationships don't discriminate, even vintage ones! Did you know about the first lady with a secret, lesbian lover? Abby spills the tea on Eleanor R...

He Got Food From A Different Restaurant Delivered To The One He Was Eating At!

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He was at a certain restaurant, but wasn’t feeling their menu. So, he DOORDASHED a second restaurant's food to be sent to the first restaurant!...

A Butt Dial Confirmed That His Dad Is A TRAITOR!

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

His dad butt dialed him and confirmed that he’s a TRAITOR! Here’s what he said! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.