The Bert Show
Episodes
100 Days Of Good Goes Round: We’re Setting Up These Soccer Fans To See Atlanta United In STYLE!
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jessica and her husband Allan work hard and deserve to blow off a little steam! Which is why for today's 100 Days Of Good Goes 'Round we're sending th...
He’s Feeling Upset About Father’s Day This Year!
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Father’s Day is next week and Bert is already upset about it! He’ll explain why he’s not feeling it this year. The Bert Show is looking for...
We Tried To Trigger Someone In Studio…And We Succeeded!
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Friday! It’s time to TRIGGER Tommy! Here’s the laundry list of stuff we’ve noticed gets under our beloved show director’s skin. Hosted o...
Someone In Studio Has ZERO Patience But Thinks She Might Have Found A Way To Fix It!
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Got ZERO patience anymore? There's something you can do that might fix it, but you're not gonna like it...Cassie will explain! Hosted on Acast. See ac...
She Realized On Air She’s Never Asked Her Husband What His Happy Place Is!
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you know your partner’s happy place? Kristin learned in real time she’s never asked her husband! But her guess is pretty sweet…she shares! Ho...
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, June 5
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, June 5
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, June 5
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
Her Four Year Old Told Their Babysitter That She Has A WHAT?!
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kids! They say the darndest things. Kristin never expected her 4 year old to say THIS to the babysitter! What's the wildest thing your kid ever said i...
100 Days Of Good Goes Round: We’re Helping This Mom Celebrate Her Daughter In A Big Way!
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For today's 100 Days Of Good Goes Round: Mom Yeisa wants to celebrate her daughter Mya in a big way. She just graduated college and is the first in he...
She’s Rethinking Her Decision To Never Have Kids!
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Abby rethinking her decision to NEVER have kids? Here's why she's suddenly reconsidering motherhood! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
Are The Bert Show Good Friends? We Found Out On Air!
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What kind of friend are YOU? Click here to take this quiz to find out: Are you the Type A friend? Are you the type B friend? It says a LOT about you! ...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Kristin Cavallari Reveals She Hooked Up With Glen Powell!
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Kristin Cavallari Reveals She Hooked Up With Glen Powell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We’re Letting Our KIDS Plan Our Next Vacation Destination!
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Would you let your children plan your next family vacation? The Bert Show is put this trend to the test and see where their tots want the fam to go ne...
Follow Up Thursday: Her Mom Invited The Man She Had An Affair With To Her Graduation!
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Her mom highjacked her college graduation and got tickets for the man she cheated on her dad with! Did she still show up to her own ceremony? We've go...
Is This The Most Challenging Thing Someone In Studio Has Ever Had To Do?
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert isn’t sure how to feel after doing the most challenging thing he’s ever done YESTERDAY! Have you ever worn contacts? Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Do Not Fall For This New Texting Scam!
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do NOT fall prey to this new texting scam from the “DMV”! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Why Did She Kick One Of Her Coworkers Out Of The Studio?!
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why Did Cassie kick out one of her coworkers from the studio? Turns out it was for good reason! But she still needs to apologize to the youth group af...
Is Wearing THIS On A Date An Ick?
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is wearing a jersey on a first date an ick? Did we just find a generational divide when it comes to dating kicks? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
He Had To Risk His Life Breaking Back Into His Apartment!
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He could have gotten ARRESTED! Messy Mikey is in studio to talk the lengths he went to to break into his own apartment after he got locked out on a dr...
Follow Up Thursday: Did She Shoot Her Shot With Her Friend’s Ex?
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She was considering breaking girl code to date her friend’s ex. Did she take the risk? It’s #FollowUpThursday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Is He Ready To Propose? We Put Him On The Spot Live On Air!
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're only trying to help! Is Producer Jackson ready to propose to his girlfriend? We're gonna find out because we're putting him on the SPOT! Hosted ...
Is She Pressuring Her Brother To Propose?
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Abby pressuring her brother to propose or is she just *encouraging* him with great advice?! Let’s talk about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, June 4
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, June 4
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, June 4
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Is This New Tinder Feature Discriminating Against Short Kings?
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
#Tinder is introducing a new feature that will allow women to filter their feed based on height preferences! Is this discrimination against short king...
Ye Olde Gossip: Did You Know This First Lady Had A Lesbian Lover?
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Situationships don't discriminate, even vintage ones! Did you know about the first lady with a secret, lesbian lover? Abby spills the tea on Eleanor R...
He Got Food From A Different Restaurant Delivered To The One He Was Eating At!
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He was at a certain restaurant, but wasn’t feeling their menu. So, he DOORDASHED a second restaurant's food to be sent to the first restaurant!...
A Butt Dial Confirmed That His Dad Is A TRAITOR!
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
His dad butt dialed him and confirmed that he’s a TRAITOR! Here’s what he said! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is She The “Boy Whisperer” After Coaching A Stranger To Approach Ladies In The Wild?
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Call Abby the "Boy Whisperer"! One group of guys said they would "pay for her services" if she helped them out in this one area...she'll explain. Host...
Did We Get Proof That Stevie Wonder Can SEE?!
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did a fellow celebrity accidentally reveal that #StevieWonder can actually SEE? Click here and tell us what you think! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — A Heckler Was Kicked Out Of The Diddy Trial Courtroom!
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — A Heckler Was Kicked Out Of The Diddy Trial Courtroom! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
He Ruined A Stranger’s Romantic Moment At The Renaissance Fair!
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Jackson ruined someone else's romantic moment! But was it for good reason? He'll explain what really went down at the renaissance festival! H...
Did Her Blind Date STEAL A Dog?!
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's avoiding a double date with her wife's coworker because the coworker has a dog she thinks was STOLEN! Should she confront them? Hosted on Acast....
Our Producer Is Crashing Out Over This Collectible Item Taking TikTok By Storm!
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Rebecca is crashing out over this collectible item taking TikTok by storm! Have you heard of Labubus? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
100 Days Of Good Goes Round: Can You Help Buy Shoes For Kids in Need?
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today for The Bert Show’s 100 Days Of Good Goes Round we want to help Erin aid the North Gwinnett Co-Op with their Book Bag Bash! Can you help us he...
Someone In Studio Wants To Brag On His Family After A Tricky Coparenting Journey!
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bert wants to brag on his family! If you’re worried you won’t be able to coparents successfully with your ex, listen to this segment. He wants you...
It’s Time To Play Buc-Cees Price Is Right!
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He drives 46 miles from his house just to go to Buc-cees on the REGULAR! Can The Bert Show guess the prices for these priceless Buc-cees items? It's t...
He’s About To Pop The Question To His Girlfriend’s Parents About PRENUPS?!
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He’s about to pop the question to his girlfriend’s parents…should he ask them what they think about PRENUPS?! Producer Jackson needs your advice...
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, June 3
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, June 3
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, June 3
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
The Bert Show Shares How They REALLY Feel About Each Other!
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a stupid show that someone else in studio got sucked into! Here's what "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" got RIGHT and you should be doing in yo...
Should Someone In Studio Get Cosmetic Surgery? She’s Struggling With The Idea!
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Rebecca has a unique decision to make! Should she or shouldn't she laser off her tongue tattoo? She's feeling conflicted! Hosted on Acast. Se...
Kristin Reached A Major Grief Milestone She Wants To Share
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The great philosopher Keanu Reeves once said, “Grief changes shape, but it never ends.” Kristin recently reached a grief milestone that she wants ...
100 Days Of Good Goes Round: We’re Helping These “Breastie Besties” Get A BREAK!
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today The Bert Show's 100 Days Of Good Goes Round is dedicated to two besties who need a BREAK! Jennifer and Katie have both been affected by personal...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Blake Lively Makes Shocking Move In Justin Baldoni Legal Battle!
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Blake Lively Makes Shocking Move In Justin Baldoni Legal Battle! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...
He Received An INSANE Email From His Apartment Complex!
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He received an insane email from his apartment complex! Is this a sign that Messy Mikey needs to move? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
We’re Finding Her A Sugar Daddy With The Help Of The Sugar Baby Avengers!
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Her sugar baby avengers gave her advice on how to meet them online AND in person…and apparently Abby has already done one thing right! Did she find ...
He Tried To Steal His Moment And Embarrassed Himself Instead!
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He embarrassed himself over a basketball game! Here's how a friend of Moe’s tried to ruin his moment! It didn't go the way he thought it would… Ho...
We Share Our Favorite Speeches From Commencement Speakers!
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who was your commencement speaker? We've got clips from recent speakers who said something so profound that we needed to share with you too! Hosted on...
She House Sat For Someone In Studio And Has To Explain Why She Left It This Way!
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She found her ex-boyfriend living in her attic 12 years after breaking up with him! What did she do next? + She house sat for Kristin over vacati...
Someone In Studio Feels Lost After Getting Some Disappointing Test Results Back!
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He got some disappointing test results back! Bert participated in a sleep study and what the doctor told him has him feeling LOST! Hosted on Aca...
Can The Bert Show Beat An Eighth Grader In A Spelling Bee?!
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Congrats to 13-year-old Faizan who just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee! Can we, the members of The Bert Show, spell words as well as an 8th gra...
He Had Toilet Troubles In Front Of A Complete Stranger On VACATION!
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He had an awkward moment at the vacation property he'll never forget! Have you ever had toilet trouble in front of a complete stranger? It happened to...
Full Show PT 2: Monday, June 2
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
Full Show PT 3: Monday, June 2
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on...
Full Show PT 1: Monday, June 2
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-surveyhttps://prize...
Do You Believe The Woman Who Allegedly Faked Her Own Kidnapping?
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is she a victim or a villain? How do you feel about "Caught In The Lie"'s Sherri Papini on #HBOMax? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...
He’s Gonna Redeem Himself After Crashing Out Over Vacation!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is Bert about to redeem himself after pontoon gate?! Kristin is giving him a second chance to right the ship after he crashed their last boat into the...
Someone Took A Photo Of Her While She Was On A Blind Date?!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did Abby have the most high-pressure date of her life?! She thinks so after getting set up in front of a bunch of P1s...who took PHOTOS! Hosted on Aca...
Is This The Most Insane Wedding Dress Code Ever?
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is this the most insane wedding dress code ever? What would YOU wear if the invitation listed “formal Italian country side deep moody earth tones”...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — We Break Down How We Really Feel About Taylor Swift’s Problematic Old Songs!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — We Break Down How We Really Feel About Taylor Swift’s Problematic Old Songs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
She Doesn’t Need A Sugar Daddy After A Stranger Bought Her THIS!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've been soliciting to find her a sugar daddy, but turns out she doesn't even need one! Here's how Abby got over 2K in alcohol bought for her over t...
Someone In Studio Is Struggling More Than They Thought They Would With Being An Empty Nester!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He’s struggling more than he thought he would with being an empty nester! Do you have any advice for Bert? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
Could You Live On A Plane For 100 Days For One Million In Cash?
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Could you live on a plane for 100 days? What if it won you ONE MILLION DOLLARS?! We’ll tell you exactly what you have to do to get it! Hosted on Aca...
100 Days Of Good Goes Round: Did We Give This Band Their Big Break?
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This Summer, for 100 straight days, we’re spreading goodness with acts of kindness, help or support, and WE need YOUR help! Today, a mom wants The B...
He’s Still Freaked Out After Getting Detained In A Foreign Country!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Moe almost got arrested for doing something he'd done HUNDREDS of times! He shares the major travel lesson he learned after he did THIS! Hosted on Aca...
Should He Have Called 911 Before His Kid’s Graduation?!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should Bert have called 911 before his kid’s graduation? He’ll tell you all about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...
This MLB Manager Is Facing Backlash For Bailing On A Game To Do THIS!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This #MLB manager is facing backlash for skipping a game to attend his daughter's graduation! Whose side are you on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Someone In Studio Did Something They’ve Never Done For Vacation And Is REGRETTING It!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He did something he’s never done for vacation…EVER. Bert actually stayed home! How was his staycation? He’ll tell you how he really feels! ...
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 30
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 30
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 30
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: His Grandmother Had A Major Health Breakthrough No One Expected!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Moe’s grandmother had a major health breakthrough no one expected! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Someone In Studio Has A Dating Challenge For Abby!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Someone in studio has a dating challenge for Abby! Do you think Producer Jackson’s idea is a good one? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...
From The Vault: This Mom Has A PSA For People Who Ghost!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This mom has a PSA for people who ghost! Do you agree with her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: The Dark Side Of Car Valets!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Every industry has a dark side…including Car Valets! You won’t believe what goes down when you hand over your keys. Kristin shares! Hosted on Acas...
From The Vault: Have Women’s Cosmetics Gone Too Far?
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have women’s cosmetics gone too far? We think so after learning about THIS product…you’re telling us we have to be insecure about this now?! Hos...
From The Vault: Sneakiest way to catch a cheater
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: Her Long Lost Sister Contacted Her!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She needs our help texting her sister she didn’t even know she HAD til’ a couple days ago..what would you say if your long-lost sister texted you ...
From The Vault: Should His Wife Sacrifice Her Career For The Family?
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should his wife sacrifice her career for the sake of the family? We share our advice for this complicated issue! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
From The Vault: It’s Time To Play Buc-ees Price Is Right!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A pair of Buc-ee’s flip flops? 5.99. The time you spend in the beloved establishment? Priceless. It’s time to play Buc-ee’s Price Is Right! Host...
From The Vault: Why Do Kid’s Sports Cost SO Much?!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why do kids’ sports cost SO MUCH? Let’s talk about the one thing draining parents’ pockets! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
From The Vault: Why Is Every Pilates Instructor Like This?
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Quick question from our resident pilates princess Abby! Why are all pilates instructors like this?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 29
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 29
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 29
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: Are You The “DUFF” In Your Friend Group?
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are you the “DUFF” in your friend group? Never fear! Producer Rebecca is in studio with her special “DUFF” kit to make your life that much eas...
From The Vault: She Purposely Flirts With Other People On First Dates To Test Guys!
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's dated so many hot-headed dudes that she's got a new test for guys she goes out with! Is it out of line? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
From The Vault: It’s Time For Free Therapy Thursday!
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for free therapy Thursday! We’ve got Jessica Hutchison on the line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Can You Help Us Stop A Scammer?
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She called in with a major challenge for us…she needs our help stopping a scammer! Can we help her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
From The Vault: She Hired Her Ex To Be Her Assistant Without Telling Her Husband!
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She hired her ex to be her assistant without telling her jealous husband! Did she ever come clean? We've got the update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
From The Vault: He Accidentally Sent A Flirty Text To His BOSS!
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He accidentally sent a flirty message to his BOSS! Is there any way to come back from this? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
From The Vault: Men are more likely than women to say marriage is important
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: Is It OK To Use AI To Respond To Emails?
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you use AI to respond to emails? What do you think: is it ethical? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: THIS Is The Unhealthiest Job In America!
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you know what the unhealthiest job in America is? We found out…the answer might surprise you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...
From The Vault: Do Photographers Turn Down Clients They Find Unattractive?
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do photographers turn down clients they find unattractive? We got the real scoop! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Should She HELP Her Teen Sneak Out?
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should she HELP her teen sneak out? Listen to her story before you judge! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.