The Bert Show
Episodes
She Doesn’t Need A Sugar Daddy After A Stranger Bought Her THIS!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've been soliciting to find her a sugar daddy, but turns out she doesn't even need one! Here's how Abby got over 2K in alcohol bought for her over t...
Someone In Studio Is Struggling More Than They Thought They Would With Being An Empty Nester!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He’s struggling more than he thought he would with being an empty nester! Do you have any advice for Bert? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
Could You Live On A Plane For 100 Days For One Million In Cash?
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Could you live on a plane for 100 days? What if it won you ONE MILLION DOLLARS?! We’ll tell you exactly what you have to do to get it! Hosted on Aca...
100 Days Of Good Goes Round: Did We Give This Band Their Big Break?
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This Summer, for 100 straight days, we’re spreading goodness with acts of kindness, help or support, and WE need YOUR help! Today, a mom wants The B...
He’s Still Freaked Out After Getting Detained In A Foreign Country!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Moe almost got arrested for doing something he'd done HUNDREDS of times! He shares the major travel lesson he learned after he did THIS! Hosted on Aca...
Should He Have Called 911 Before His Kid’s Graduation?!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should Bert have called 911 before his kid’s graduation? He’ll tell you all about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...
This MLB Manager Is Facing Backlash For Bailing On A Game To Do THIS!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This #MLB manager is facing backlash for skipping a game to attend his daughter's graduation! Whose side are you on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Someone In Studio Did Something They’ve Never Done For Vacation And Is REGRETTING It!
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He did something he’s never done for vacation…EVER. Bert actually stayed home! How was his staycation? He’ll tell you how he really feels! ...
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 30
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 30
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 30
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: His Grandmother Had A Major Health Breakthrough No One Expected!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Moe’s grandmother had a major health breakthrough no one expected! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Someone In Studio Has A Dating Challenge For Abby!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Someone in studio has a dating challenge for Abby! Do you think Producer Jackson’s idea is a good one? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...
From The Vault: This Mom Has A PSA For People Who Ghost!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This mom has a PSA for people who ghost! Do you agree with her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: The Dark Side Of Car Valets!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Every industry has a dark side…including Car Valets! You won’t believe what goes down when you hand over your keys. Kristin shares! Hosted on Acas...
From The Vault: Have Women’s Cosmetics Gone Too Far?
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have women’s cosmetics gone too far? We think so after learning about THIS product…you’re telling us we have to be insecure about this now?! Hos...
From The Vault: Sneakiest way to catch a cheater
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: Her Long Lost Sister Contacted Her!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She needs our help texting her sister she didn’t even know she HAD til’ a couple days ago..what would you say if your long-lost sister texted you ...
From The Vault: Should His Wife Sacrifice Her Career For The Family?
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should his wife sacrifice her career for the sake of the family? We share our advice for this complicated issue! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
From The Vault: It’s Time To Play Buc-ees Price Is Right!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A pair of Buc-ee’s flip flops? 5.99. The time you spend in the beloved establishment? Priceless. It’s time to play Buc-ee’s Price Is Right! Host...
From The Vault: Why Do Kid’s Sports Cost SO Much?!
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why do kids’ sports cost SO MUCH? Let’s talk about the one thing draining parents’ pockets! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
From The Vault: Why Is Every Pilates Instructor Like This?
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Quick question from our resident pilates princess Abby! Why are all pilates instructors like this?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 29
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 29
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 29
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: Are You The “DUFF” In Your Friend Group?
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are you the “DUFF” in your friend group? Never fear! Producer Rebecca is in studio with her special “DUFF” kit to make your life that much eas...
From The Vault: She Purposely Flirts With Other People On First Dates To Test Guys!
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's dated so many hot-headed dudes that she's got a new test for guys she goes out with! Is it out of line? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
From The Vault: It’s Time For Free Therapy Thursday!
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time for free therapy Thursday! We’ve got Jessica Hutchison on the line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Can You Help Us Stop A Scammer?
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She called in with a major challenge for us…she needs our help stopping a scammer! Can we help her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
From The Vault: She Hired Her Ex To Be Her Assistant Without Telling Her Husband!
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She hired her ex to be her assistant without telling her jealous husband! Did she ever come clean? We've got the update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
From The Vault: He Accidentally Sent A Flirty Text To His BOSS!
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He accidentally sent a flirty message to his BOSS! Is there any way to come back from this? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
From The Vault: Men are more likely than women to say marriage is important
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: Is It OK To Use AI To Respond To Emails?
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you use AI to respond to emails? What do you think: is it ethical? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: THIS Is The Unhealthiest Job In America!
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you know what the unhealthiest job in America is? We found out…the answer might surprise you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...
From The Vault: Do Photographers Turn Down Clients They Find Unattractive?
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do photographers turn down clients they find unattractive? We got the real scoop! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Should She HELP Her Teen Sneak Out?
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should she HELP her teen sneak out? Listen to her story before you judge! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Is She In Love Or Being Love Bombed?
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is she in love or being love BOMBED? Can you help us decide? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, May 28
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 28
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, May 28
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: The Bert Show Shares How To Tell If Your Marriage Will Last!
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will YOUR marriage last? Don’t be so sure before you listen to this segment! The Bert Show shares the signs to look out for in a stable relationship...
From The Vault: Here’s Why Losing Weight SUCKS!
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out losing weight? Not all it's cracked out to be! Producer Rebecca is here to share the downsides to losing a significant amount of weight! Hos...
From The Vault: He Scheduled A Boy’s Night On Her Birthday!
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He scheduled a boy’s night on her birthday! Is this a dumpable offense? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Is Being Nice Ruining Your Life?
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is being nice RUINING your life? Producer Jackson thinks so! Makes sense…here’s his advice for changing that! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...
From The Vault: Her Kid Is Dating Someone She Doesn’t Like!
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do you do when your kid is dating someone you don’t like for petty reasons? We break it down! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...
From The Vault: What Would You Say To Your 18 Year Old Self?
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you met your 18 year old self and could only say 3 words to them…what would you say? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Closure Call – Why Didn’t Her Bestie Invite Her To Her Birthday?
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Her friend is throwing a birthday party this weekend and she’s NOT invited! She’s not sure why…but we found out! This one is gonna sting. It’s...
From The Vault: Which Member Of The Bert Show Matches Which Member Of “The Office”?
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Bert Show by way of Scranton, PA! What characters from The Office do you think best fits The Bert Show? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
From The Vault: Can You Guess Which Celebrity Is Cool And Which Is Rude AF?
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you guess which celebrity is cool and which is rude AF?! Some of these fan interactions may surprise you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
From The Vault: Is It OK To Use AI To Respond To Emails?
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you use AI to respond to emails? What do you think: is it ethical? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: She Needs Our Help Convincing Her Sister To Dump Her Boyfriend!
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She wants help convincing her sister that the man she's dating is NOT the one for her! Should she pull HIM aside and let him know what she thinks of h...
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, May 27
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, May 27
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, May 27
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: Is It Disrespectful To Wear Another Man’s Hoodie Home To Your Boyfriend?
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is it disrespectful to come home in another man's hoodie after a cold night out? What do you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...
From The Vault: Kristin Wants To Cure Moe Of His Overthinking!
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kristin has a big goal…she wants to cure Moe of his overthinking! If it’s possible for him, it might be possible for you too! Hosted on Acas...
From The Vault: She’s Lying About How Much She Makes To Her Boyfriend!
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She knows she makes more money than her man...but does he know? NOPE. 'Cause she's lying to him about it! Should she come clean and let him continue t...
From The Vault: Does Gentle Parenting Actually Work?
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Does “gentle parenting” actually work? @CassandraYoung is feeling like a little bit of a failure after THIS happened. Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...
From The Vault: What’s On Your Anti-Bucket List?
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What’s on your anti-bucket list? AKA what are the things you’re committed to NEVER doing for the rest of your life? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...
From The Vault: She Might Dump Her Dude Because Of His NAME!
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She might dump a dude because of his NAME! Is she justified? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Her Friend Is Claiming A Lost Dog As Her Own!
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's so excited for her friend who just got a new dog. The problem is, she thinks it's a lost dog her friend is CLAIMING as her own. What would you d...
From The Vault: Are We Making Our Kids Soft
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: How Should Single Dads With Daughters Handle Sleepovers?
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You're a single dad, and your daughter wants to bring over a bunch of girlfriends. How do you handle that with no female supervision? Hosted on Acast....
From The Vault: She Secretly Went Through Her Boyfriend’s Phone And Didn’t Like What She Found!
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She went through her boyfriend’s phone and wasn’t happy with what she found! Should she let her boyfriend know? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
Full Show PT 3: Monday, May 26
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Full Show PT 2: Monday, May 26
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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Full Show PT 1: Monday, May 26
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: Do Men Lie Because Women Can’t Handle The Truth?
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do men lie because women can’t handle the truth? Someone in studio thinks so! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: We Can’t Believe How Much Modern Streamers Make!
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We can’t believe how much modern streamers make! Producer Jackson shares the MILLIONS that these creators rake in online. Hosted on Acast. See acast...
From The Vault: She Came Face To Face With A Client From HELL!
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Keity came face to face with a client from HELL at her hair appointment! How would you have handled this rude customer? Hosted on Acast. See ...
From The Vault: Is Your Dream Career One Of These Jobs We Had No Idea Existed?
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What is your DREAM JOB? Is it on this list of random occupations Cassie found that seem too good to be true? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
From The Vault: Have You Ever Saved A BODY PART?!
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Quick question: Do you have any body parts not attached to your body somewhere in your house? Bert wants to know! For reasons… Hosted on Acast. See ...
From The Vault: What's The Annoying Thing Your Partner Does That Drives You Crazy?
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You love your partner, but there's that one thing they do that deeply bothers you. We want all the details! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
From The Vault: She’s Terrified Of Getting Old After Her Grandfather Told Her THIS!
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After celebrating her Grandfather's birthday, Abby is not super pumped to get older! Especially after he said THIS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
From The Vault: Is Her Sister’s Husband Only Into Her For The Green Card
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: Clubs Won't Allow Old People In
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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From The Vault: Is This The Most Boneheaded Move From The Bert Show?
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is this the most boneheaded move from The Bert show ever? Take it away, Kristin! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Vault: How Hard Do You Need To Actually Work To Be Successful?
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How hard do you think you actually need to work to be successful? Let’s talk burnout and ambition! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...
Full Show PT 3: Friday, May 23
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Friday, May 23
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Friday, May 23
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Taylor Swift Is No Longer Being Subpoenaed By Justin Baldoni!
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Taylor Swift Is No Longer Being Subpoenaed By Justin Baldoni! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
Should She Have Said Something To The Man Who Kept Dropping F-Bombs Around Children?
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
F bombs were dropping ALL over in a public place full of children! What did Kristin say? She'll tell you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
For AAPI Heritage Month Producer Jackson Shares The Backstory Behind These Historically Asian Jobs!
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week for #AAPIHeritageMonth, Producer Jackson shares why so many nail salons and dry cleaners are owned by Asian people! Did you know about this?...
Have We Found Abby A Suitable Sugar Daddy?
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We solicited for a sugar daddy to set Abby up for LIFE! Have we found any leads? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Follow Up Thursday: She Caught Her Bestie Being Unloyal!
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She tested her BESTIE'S loyalty with #WarOfTheRoses and her biggest fears were confirmed! Her bestie was stepping out on her! Did she ever confront he...
We Just Got Evidence That Women Can Be Just As Toxic And Manipulative As Men!
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week's guest on Abby’s podcast 'The Break Up Break Down" showed her that women can be JUST as toxic and manipulative as men in their relationsh...
This Anchorwoman’s Water Broke Live On Air!
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This news anchor went into labor right before her newscast! Do you have a crazy labor story? What were you doing right before you gave birth? Hosted o...
These Women Shared The Most Unhinged Way They Are Passive Aggressive Towards The Patriarchy!
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Taking up space, stopping the manspread, calling men EMOTIONAL--What's the most unhinged way you practice microfeminism in your life? Hosted on Acast....
Follow Up Thursday: She Accidentally Sent Her Boss A Spicy Pic!
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She accidentally sent a suggestive pic to her boss instead of her boyfriend, and he responded with a pic of his own! What happened after she went into...
Ye Olde Gossip: Here’s How The Soldiers Got Down In Memorial Days Of Yore!
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
#MemorialDay wasn't always beer and cookouts! Back in the day it was Hot GI Summer! @theabbymurphy shares how the soldiers really got down in this edi...
Can You Answer The Bert Show’s Timely Trivia Question For Cash?
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to play Lose Bert's Money! Can you answer this timely trivia question for cash? What can the average person do for 47 seconds? Hosted on Aca...
Is She An A*Hole For Telling Her Best Friend That Her Marriage Is Doomed?!
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is she an a*hole for telling her best friend that her marriage is DOOMED at her bachelorette party? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...
Does The Way The New Generation Finishes These Toxic Parenting Phrases Prove They’re Healed?
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The kids are alright! Is the newest generation healed? The youth can prove it with how they finish these classic toxic parenting phrases. Hosted on Ac...
Can She Help Her Girlfriend Get Over Her Irrational Fear That’s Affecting Their Daily Lives?
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How do you help someone get over an irrational fear? Producer Keity wants to help her friend who has a phobia of ESCALATORS! What advice would you giv...
She Got SCAMMED At The Nail Salon! Her Mani-Pedi Cost HOW Much?!
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did Cassie get SCAMMED at the nail salon? Uh…YEAH. Have you ever had to spend *this* much on a mani-pedi? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, May 22
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, May 22
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 22
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Ac...
We’re Seeking A Sugar Daddy To Set Up With Abby!
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
She's been having a tough time finding a dude, so we're gonna borrow some SUGAR! We've tried to solicit singles...can we find Abby a sugar daddy? Host...