The Best One Yet
💩 “TP’s wet disruptor” — Dude Wipes’ rise. America’s 1st Crypto Fund. The Biz of Breakups.
04 Mar 2025
Dude Wipes hit $200M in sales… because they saw an opportunity in 1 stat about toilet paper.Trump is launching America’s 1st crypto fund… but markets hated the details (lost #Bromentum)Sponsored Breakups are the new trend in marketing… because passion points = loyalty points.Plus, we got the details on the latest IBO… Jack’s Initial Baby Offering.$BTC $ETH $PGWant more business storytelling from us? Check out the latest episode of our new weekly deepdive show: The untold origin story of Sesame Street: The Trojan Horse of TV. Subscribe to The Best Idea Yet: Wondery.fm/TheBestIdeaYetLinks to listen.“The Best Idea Yet”: The untold origin stories of the products you’re obsessed with — From the McDonald’s Happy Meal to Birkenstock’s sandal to Nintendo’s Susper Mario Brothers to Sriracha. New 45-minute episodes drop weekly.—-----------------------------------------------------Subscribe to our new (2nd) show… The Best Idea Yet: Wondery.fm/TheBestIdeaYetLinksEpisodes drop weekly. It’s The Best Idea Yet.GET ON THE POD: Submit a shoutout or fact: https://tboypod.com/shoutouts FOR MORE NICK & JACK: Newsletter: https://tboypod.com/newsletter Connect with Nick: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nicolas-martell/ Connect with Jack: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jack-crivici-kramer/ SOCIALS:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tboypod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tboypodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@tboypod Anything else: https://tboypod.com/ Subscribe to our new (2nd) show… The Best Idea Yet: Wondery.fm/TheBestIdeaYetLinksEpisodes drop weekly. It’s The Best Idea Yet.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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This is Nick. This is Jack. Welcome back. It is Tuesday, T-Boy, Tuesday, March 4th. And today's pod is the best one yet. This is a T-Boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today.
Jack, my business doula is back in the recording studio. Look at This guy is going over there.
I'm back, baby. It's great to be back. I had an awesome week off. We'll get to more details in a second. Sounds like you got three hours of sleep last night, but we're going to work with it, Jack. Yet he's great to be back on the pod. Three fantastic stories. Jack, what do we got on the show? For our first story, Dude Wipes is the fastest growing company in the bathroom.
They're doing $200 million in sales. This wet wipe for men is the disruptor of doo-doo, and it's all thanks to one number. For our second story, the president just announced a national crypto fund. Bitcoin surged 15% and then Bitcoin fell 15%. We will explain why. And finally, the next frontier in advertising is breakups. We're talking sponsored breakups. Real thing.
When an influencer breaks up with her boyfriend, big brands are now picking sides. But yetis, before we get that wonderful mix of stories. What? An amazing mix of stories. I love this mix, Jack. The cutest news on Wall Street right now. What is it, Nick? Oh, the cutest news on Wall Street, Jack. I think you should tell us. It ain't Bitcoin. It's babies. Specifically, Jack's IBO.
11, 11.
I love those numbers. I love those numbers. I mean, Jack, I've been keeping score here. I'm pretty sure that's your unprecedented third IBO. It is. And it's another baby boy. All right, Jack, let's get into the financials here. Let's talk numbers. The weight of the new baby. Seven pounds, seven ounces. Another lucky number. Love it. Height of the new baby.
Well, it's actually length and it's 20.25 inches. Okay, valuation of the new baby. This kid is worth at least three lifts. Oh, at least four lifts. And this baby just disrupted his diaper, Jack. I should point out, the mom is healthy. Alex is doing fantastic, and so is the baby. We have a healthy third baby. However, Jack, your baby's siblings have got some competition now.
The word on the street is they've been colluding for more snack food. That's true. They're trying to corner the market for goldfish right now. But Jack, I still got to ask the big question from the analysts. What name did you choose for this new publicly cuddled kiddo? Our third son is Oakley East, Kravici Kramer. Oakley East Pravici Kramer. I love it. Thank you. I'm hearing it. I'm absorbing it.
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