The Bill Simmons Podcast
Soto’s a Met, KC Doinks It Up, Bleakest NFL Franchises, Rams-Bills Bliss, and Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal
09 Dec 2024
The Ringer's Bill Simmons is joined by Cousin Sal to quickly address Juan Soto signing with the Mets, before discussing the Chiefs banking a last-second field goal to beat the Chargers (1:47), the Rams overcoming the Bills in the game of the year (21:37), another vibe shift in the NFC West, a Vikings statement win, Panthers-Eagles, Dolphins-Jets, and the Most Depressing Franchise Rankings (29:24), before guessing the lines for NFL Week 15 (01:09:02), and closing the show with Parent Corner (01:22:47). Host: Bill Simmons Guest: Cousin Sal Producers: Kyle Crichton and Chia Hao Tat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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We did it live on YouTube as well, but we're going to start giving you that video option a little more often on Spotify. So be ready, my friends. Coming up... I am in a fantastic mood today because the Patriots did not fail Drake May. They did not play. They had a bye. But I'm in a better mood. The Pats were zero and zero today.
And Cousin Sal and I are going to break down a fantastic rollercoaster ride. And it wasn't that good. Week 14 NFL. There are a couple of good games. That's about it. First, our friends from Pearl Jam. What a night to go live. Cousin Sal is here. Sunday night. The Chiefs just doinked their way to 12-1. But more importantly, Sal got Juan Soto on his Mets team.
I know you want to talk about Juan Soto. Let's do it.
I really am over the moon. I was going to come on dressed as Grimace or Jerry Seinfeld, but those costumes are in the cleaners. But... I love it, man. I'm so happy. I don't care that everyone hates us now. I don't. It makes it better. It really does.
Who hates you?
Who started the hating thing? What do you mean? Albert Pujols 2.0. Ticket prices are going to be affordable now. Good luck. Enjoy paying him $51 million at age 41. Were those texts that Hench sent you?
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