Kyle Crichton
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2,607 appearances
69 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard May 2025
Kyle Crichton’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Was there anybody?
This is like we said with the numbers.
You want details? Bye. I drive a Ferrari. 355 Cabriolet. What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all, kids, I am liquid. So now you know what's possible. Let me tell you what's required.
1,000%.
Holy crap.
Yo, can we start with a little advice for me? Yeah. So remember I told you I was golfing with my father-in-law on Friday and I was worried about like being outnumbered or whatever. So it was a full five. There was two Koreans that basically just saw that there was a Korean group ahead of us and just left us to go with them. And they had a great time. Is that racist?
No, it's just a lot of Koreans go to that place, and I feel like they'd rather, like, pair up. And they were just, like, very nice. They're like, we're going to go with them. I was like, okay. I'm Kyle, by the way. Anyway, see you later. And then there was a cantankerous old man who normally in bar settings I love, not so great for the golf course.
He was, like, giving me, putting me through drills on the tee box, like, giving my father-in-law lessons, who's just too nice to tell him no. Was he good? I mean, he was old. So, I mean, it didn't look good, but I mean, the ball was going straight and he was just like, let me ask you, are you interested in getting better? And I say, yes.
And I didn't realize I opened up Pandora's box of fucking golf tips for the next three holes. But anyway, this is, we're on the eighth hole. You know, this guy was very like, I think I was like going in my bag while he was about to tee off. And he's like, I don't like anyone making noise, please. Oh, shit. He's yelling at people on other tee boxes to be quiet while he's going to hit.
Anyway, that's not really what the question is. Somebody hit into us on the eighth hole. We're on the green. A ball comes flying in, really nicely hit, lands on the green while we're on the green. And I just I go, oh, and I don't hear anything back. This guy just takes a tee out of his pocket and tees it up and honestly kind of blew me away.
Is that a thing that instead of people throwing the ball back at people or hitting it back or taking the ball, he just teed it up on the green. This girl was so confused. We're on the next tee box and she finds her ball and she's like, are you guys fucking with me? And he was like, no, you hit into us. All that's left is an apology. She didn't get it. He was still being cantankerous.
But I never saw that move where if somebody hits into you, you just tee it up. That way it kind of gets in their head a little bit. Have you ever heard of this?
I did, but I just I kind of like the tee it up move. It's like you don't have to yell. You don't have to throw the ball back. I even Google it to see if this happens. A couple people had mentioned it, but a lot of dudes are like, oh, well, I would have just chucked it in the drink or I would have taken out my Sharpie and wrote screw you on it or something. But I just I like the the tee it up.
It leaves people a little confused. And then you're kind of like, oh, no, did I hit into them? I don't know. I might use it in the future unless it's like a grave offense. I just kind of like it. The guy kind of redeemed himself after a day of sucking. I was like, wow, you really made me think about that one.
harvey i'm glad you looked it up i mean because look no one is more prepared to tell you what you should have done in the person that wasn't there yeah right i know as we were leaving uh there were dudes teeing off and they saw this guy they're like oh you golfed with grumpy today so i guess he's like uh i guess he's known uh at roosevelt so uh anyway just wanted to ask
I'd rather be worse, sir. Yeah. I was thinking about saying some version of that to him after I didn't realize that it was going to open up a hole. I thought it was going to be a quick tip. He's got me doing drills. There's people behind us. And he's like, here, here, take one of my balls. I put your feet all the way together and hit it. And I'm like, dude, it's a backup here. We can't.
He's like, he doesn't mind, do you?
Yeah, just stay ready.
Everybody knows project along. Yeah, let's go.
It's sort of like gaslighting.
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