MON PT 1:  The Creepiest Things Eddie's Ever Said + BIG Taylor Swift Ticket Scam! + Working with An Ex?!

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Russell Dickerson 2:33
I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday Show. Morning, studio. Morning. Okay, let's go to voicemails.
Amy (producer/side co-host - Amy Brown) 2:40
Hey, Eddie, I don't think this is the best time to do your salsa. The explosive diarrhea cilantro is one of the things on the list that is a no-go. So I know you're worried about getting people sick. I personally would not want to be making something with ingredients that might carry the bacteria to cause the explosive diarrhea. Just a thought.
Eddie 3:03
Gosh, I've thought about this and it's just, yeah, yeah. I mean, I've already sold a few servings and no one's called in with complaints, but. It takes a week.
Unknown 3:11
I know.
Russell Dickerson 3:12
Also, are you cooking the cilantro, the peppers? The peppers are smoked. Yeah. So that goes in the grill. Does that count smoked? I mean, it's 350 degrees.
Amy (producer/side co-host - Amy Brown) 3:21
Yeah. Anything above 158 degrees Fahrenheit. However, if it's just the peppers, what about the cilantro?
Eddie 3:26
Cilantro goes in for like just a little bit to get a little smoke flavor, but I don't cook them or else they just disintegrate.
Russell Dickerson 3:31
You should. I was going to say you should market it as no diarrhea salsa. Or you can guarantee they won't get the diarrhea. Do you think it's worth pulling the cilantro out? Because that's such a key ingredient.
Amy (producer/side co-host - Amy Brown) 3:44
Oh, yeah. You need the cilantro and salsa.
Russell Dickerson 3:46
We're rolling the dice.
Amy (producer/side co-host - Amy Brown) 3:47
We're rolling the dice. Also, I don't want to eat anything that has the word diarrhea on it, period.
Russell Dickerson 3:54
Unless it says no diarrhea. Yeah, then I'm in. I'll eat anything that says no diarrhea.
Amy (producer/side co-host - Amy Brown) 4:00
The word is still on there.
Russell Dickerson 4:02
If the restaurant said no diarrhea, everybody welcome, I'd go in. Could it just be a picture of the diarrhea and then the no slash, you know, like... Poop emoji? That's interesting. Gotta think about this one. I don't know. I think you keep going forward until you get a case. And is cilantro really still...
Amy (producer/side co-host - Amy Brown) 4:22
I mean, because then can they for sure blame it on you?
Russell Dickerson 4:24
They can't identify Eddie Salsa.
Eddie 4:26
Well, you've heard people say, I know exactly where I got it from.
Russell Dickerson 4:28
No, but they don't really know. Yeah. Keep doing your thing. How many have you sold? I've sold a total of eight jars. Yeah, and we're moving. Okay, okay. Give me the next one, please. Hey, Bobby. It's Andrew in Wichita.
Caller / Andrew in Wichita (guest caller) 4:46
I know you said not to tell you any secrets, but I got to tell you one.

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