MON PT 1: The Creepiest Things Eddie's Ever Said + BIG Taylor Swift Ticket Scam! + Working with An Ex?!
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I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday Show. Morning, studio. Morning. Okay, let's go to voicemails.
Hey, Eddie, I don't think this is the best time to do your salsa. The explosive diarrhea cilantro is one of the things on the list that is a no-go. So I know you're worried about getting people sick. I personally would not want to be making something with ingredients that might carry the bacteria to cause the explosive diarrhea. Just a thought.
Gosh, I've thought about this and it's just, yeah, yeah. I mean, I've already sold a few servings and no one's called in with complaints, but. It takes a week.
I know.
Also, are you cooking the cilantro, the peppers? The peppers are smoked. Yeah. So that goes in the grill. Does that count smoked? I mean, it's 350 degrees.
Yeah. Anything above 158 degrees Fahrenheit. However, if it's just the peppers, what about the cilantro?
Cilantro goes in for like just a little bit to get a little smoke flavor, but I don't cook them or else they just disintegrate.
You should. I was going to say you should market it as no diarrhea salsa. Or you can guarantee they won't get the diarrhea. Do you think it's worth pulling the cilantro out? Because that's such a key ingredient.
Oh, yeah. You need the cilantro and salsa.
We're rolling the dice.
We're rolling the dice. Also, I don't want to eat anything that has the word diarrhea on it, period.
Unless it says no diarrhea. Yeah, then I'm in. I'll eat anything that says no diarrhea.
The word is still on there.
If the restaurant said no diarrhea, everybody welcome, I'd go in. Could it just be a picture of the diarrhea and then the no slash, you know, like... Poop emoji? That's interesting. Gotta think about this one. I don't know. I think you keep going forward until you get a case. And is cilantro really still...
I mean, because then can they for sure blame it on you?
They can't identify Eddie Salsa.
Well, you've heard people say, I know exactly where I got it from.
No, but they don't really know. Yeah. Keep doing your thing. How many have you sold? I've sold a total of eight jars. Yeah, and we're moving. Okay, okay. Give me the next one, please. Hey, Bobby. It's Andrew in Wichita.
I know you said not to tell you any secrets, but I got to tell you one.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–16:44
2
Why are listeners questioning whether Eddie is really broke after his Puerto Rico trip?
16:44–17:46
3
How did Eddie explain affording family travel and points for flights?
17:46–21:27
4
What advice did hosts give about responding when an ex lists you as a job reference?
21:27–30:36
5
How are FaceTime and fake websites being used to scam buyers (beef jerky example)?
30:36–1:03:36
6
What huge Taylor Swift ticket scam ripped off over 100 fans and how did it work?
1:03:36–1:06:03
Speakers
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