The Brain Candy Podcast
Episodes
298: Inside the Challenge: Your Questions Answered Part 2
21 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We are continuing our discussion about the Challenge, & answering your questions about the show. We discuss how religion is handled on set, & ...
297: Racist Fashion, Rebel Love, & Digital Parenting
18 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today we explore the latest trend in fashion that has everyone from Katy Perry to Prada being accused of racism. Find out Sarah's theory about why thi...
296: Ted Bundy, Wine Shenanigans, & Dorm Room Ghost
14 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk about how you tell someone something awkward. We learn about some mysterious situations. Susie explains why women wait so long at public...
295: Stuff We Got Wrong, Regrets, & Trigger Warnings
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today we start w/ a recap of shit we got wrong. We find out why some penguins are getting tummy massages, oysters have ears, & a beetle w/ a loud ...
294: Inside the Challenge--Your Questions Answered
07 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Every so often we like to take your questions about reality tv. Today we hear what really goes on in the "confessionals," whether TJ is in charge of t...
293: Sarah's Growing Up, Tattoo Mistakes, & Fear of Bears
04 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about Sarah's birthday, & why she thinks it's going to be a good year. We discuss parent/child relationships, & getting stuck in a rut...
292: Gas Station Fear, Razor Scandal, & Compassionate Deception
31 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk about a thread Susie read about why women hate to stop for gas. We talk about the Fyre fest Netflix doc, & why people fall for thing...
291: Tidying Up, Nude Dining, & Lefties Unite
28 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today we're talking about Marie Kondo, & find out what part of Tidying Up Susie is not into. Plus, we debate whether books should be purged or hoa...
290: Porn Data, Why Diets Don't Work, & Tech Bros
24 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today we find out why porn data is skewed to highlight preferences of the few. We discuss a trend where parents are going to school to each lunch w/ t...
289: Risky Women, Instagram Scam, & Sarah's Snail
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today Sarah talks about a crow who gives gifts to a girl, & they're better than the gifts actual humans give. We talk about the schadenfreude of t...
288: Millennial Burnout, Mistaken Identity, & Male Trivial Pursuit
17 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk about an article on Buzzfeed about alleged millennial burnout & why leisure is gendered. We hear from a brainiac about a case of mis...
287: Temper Tantrums, Sweet Revenge, & Doorbell Licking
14 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk about why kids throw tantrums, & how it applies to all of us (but especially if you've ever done a Challenge). We are outraged about...
286: Sarah's Rant, Glitter Bomb, & High Drama
10 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today Sarah is worked up about a man who did work at her house, & she had to "stop being polite." Susie gives the scoop on glitter, & we find ...
285: Kissing, Boobs, & Worst Movie Ever
07 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss a device that lets you kiss someone through your phone (& why it's disgusting). We find out theories on why we have boobs. Susie ...
284: Year of Babies, Viral Hoax, & Perfect Inventions
03 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Find out why Sarah thinks this year is going to bring her a baby girl. We discuss our plans for 2019. Sarah vents about a new parenting trend she's ob...
283: Sarah Predicts the Future, Auto-Tune, & Millennial Pictures
27 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk about Christmas again even though Christmas is over. Hear how Sarah found out she was getting undies from her husband. Susie is watching...
282: Bear Repellent, Amish Phones, & Twerking Soccer Player
20 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Susie shares how she got lucky with an errant order, & why she's conflicted about the ethics of keeping the freebie. We find out why a robot spray...
281: Personality Types, Out of Body Experience, & Skeleton Boots
17 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss Sarah's super fancy experience in Disneyland's Club 33 (& she now needs a special cushion for her purse). We learn about Frankie ...
280: Shark Tank Therapy, Cannibal Couple, & Sarah's BDE
13 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we find out what 4 things Kate Middleton keeps in her handbag. We hear why some people think millennials don't eat tuna--and it makes no sense. ...
279: Sarah's Guilt, Cyber Flashing, & Mandatory Hugs
10 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today Sarah reveals why she has a guilty conscience. Susie explains how people can "flash" you through your phone, & what's being done about it. W...
278: Sex Recession, Creepy Motel, & Dead Body Cookies
06 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we start by hearing what gives life meaning according to Americans. We hear why Sarah thinks there's a conspiracy with This Is Us commercials. S...
277: Smash Cakes, Male Nudity, & Giving Birth Around the World
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hear about a bakery that makes a cake especially for divorces, & find out why Susie is pissed (again) about baby showers. We learn about a bizarre...
276: Sarah's Spaceship, Living Underground, & Love Languages
29 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we find out why Christmas music is literally making you crazy. We discuss love languages, & express our love for the hot duck swimming in Ce...
275: Stolen Penises, Lady Luck, & Birth in Space
26 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss a cornucopia of topics. We begin with a discussion on insomnia & underwear. Find out why scientists argue that siblings are the m...
274: Fire Alarms, Yoga Pants, & Bookworm Assault
22 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thanksgiving to all our American listeners! Today we talk about gratitude--& we're thankful for you. We learn about a study on fire alarms, ...
273: Measuring Body Parts, Couples Code, & Instagram Saved Poetry
19 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We learn what to not say when you're talking to someone who's suffered loss. Susie talks about the importance of street names. We debate whether dogs ...
272: Pet Peeves, Marrying for Love, & Humanization of Dogs
15 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk about the huge list of pet peeves our listeners submitted. Susie talks about why women's shoes are uncomfortable (patriarchy). Sarah sha...
271: Sarah's Insane Story, Death at Disney, & Chastity Belts
12 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sarah kicks off the show with insane story where she had to fight crime. Susie talks about what happens when people choose to have their ashes scatter...
270: Something's Fishy, Horror Movies, & Kendall Jenner
08 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk about the "final girl" movie trope, & why it's so common in horror films. We discuss Netflix & how it tracks your viewing (by ra...
269: Catchphrases, Pizza Everyday, & October Babies
05 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We heard from our listeners & found out what our "catchphrases" are that you all enjoy. Sarah shares what happens to your brain when you read. Sus...
268: Man-Sized Kleenex, Family Dysfunction, & 20 Questions
01 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk about how the birthday cake candle tradition is absurd, & we have a solution. We discuss a horrifying story of a shackled woman who ...
267: Fake Cheerleader, Fat Bear Week, & Fear of Snakes
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sarah starts the show w/ a correction to her previous bee story, & it involves a booty dance. We debate whether we'd rather get bit by a snake or ...
266: Selfie Dangers, History of Brand Logos, & Scandalous Pregnancy
25 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we're talking about a physicist who had to sell his Nobel Prize to pay his medical bills. Susie reveals the disturbing story of the world's youn...
265: Twins, Buried Treasure, & That's What She Said
22 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today Sarah finally delivers on the goat pics she's been promising for weeks. We discuss why Susie might be on the Homeland Security watch list. Hear ...
264: Disney's Hero Dads, Free the Nipple & Living Mas
18 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we find out what petty hill Sarah is willing to die on & Susie shares shocking football info about her life. We learn the woman behind cross...
263: Cat Grooming, Weed 101, & Service w/ a Smile
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today is one of those episodes you can't miss. Sarah talks about grooming cat butts & why she's afraid of car washs. Hear why movie theaters are g...
262: Identical Strangers, Most Shocking Story Ever, & Smog Rings
11 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss the documentary Three Identical Strangers (and we try not to spoil anything), & why it's a must-see film. We hear about a boy rai...
261: Psychopath Test, DIY Halloween, & Scandals
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today begins with Sarah venting about Halloween stores, & how they're ruining the fun of the holiday. Susie rants about football anthems being sex...
260: Spicy Nightmare, Dumpster Professor, & Global Hygiene
04 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we celebrate the fact that millennials are lowering the divorce rate. Sarah discusses an intriguing show that got her thinking about reality TV....
259: Hip Hop Shakespeare, Female Anatomy, & Survival Tips
01 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we celebrate the Fall season & get basic w/ a discussion on Pumpkin Spice Lattes. We find out that college students aren't absentee voting f...
258: Dolphin Erotica, Breakfast Buffets, & Wine Diet
27 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we find out why people of color don't wear sunscreen, why they should, & why the industry needs to do better. We discuss the viral video of ...
257: Dr. Death, Drag Queens, & Double Standards
24 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we're talking about people on phone calls in public, & why it annoys us so bad. Sarah describes her latest podcast obsession, Dr. Death, &am...
256: Hangman, Love on an Airplane, & Brad Pitt Psychoanalysis
20 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we celebrate the comeback of Michael Jackson's white Thriller suit, we find out about a stupid burglar, and we learn how to teach kids sharing (...
255: Kindergarten Pole-Dancer, Mystery Flavors, & Witchy Women
17 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss the latest fashion trends, & why Balenciega has Sarah all worked up. She describes a fire-related premonition she had, & why ...
254: Don't Call It A Comeback, Bee Cops, & Feminist Barbie
13 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today's episode includes an awesome story about an Etsy seller who is changing her products to inspire girls. We find out that Barbie is now a woke wo...
253: Dine & Dash Justice, Science of Fear, & Sarah's Bungee Ban
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we hear about squirrel population being solved w/ birth control. Susie is psyched about Olive Garden's Pasta Pass. We discuss patriarchy of the ...
252: Love Island, Hometown Discrimination, & Close-up Magic
06 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we find out why where you were born affects how much you'll earn--even if you don't live there anymore. We hear about a Swedish preschool that r...
251: Love Masters & Disasters, Alpaca Doritos, & Farting Security Guard
03 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we hear about a "catastrophic failure" at a fertility clinic, which gets us down, but then we hear a white wine emoji might be on the horizon. S...
250: Trivial Pursuit, Tinder Scam, & Tupperware
30 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss the change to the animal cracker packaging, & why people were outraged. We discuss a Tinder scam, & debate whether it was emp...
249: Celebrity Urban Legends, Promiscuous Penguins, & Tantric Sex
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we realize we're super old, and would rather be in bed early than go to the VMAs. We debate the virtues of Cardi B, learn about penguins at the ...
248: Four Loco, Cheerleader Effect, & Disney Princess Science
23 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss the science of why Disney Princesses started looking more like babies over time, & why other cartoon characters have adopted the ...
247: Sarah's Scare, Dating Trends, & Airport Outlets
20 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today Sarah is finally back from Italy and shares some stories from her journey. One story involves a very scary incident in a bad neighborhood, &...
246: Leopard Print, Bad Dads, & Headlight Theory
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we learn about P. Diddy's time living w/ an Amish family. We discuss how J.Lo keeps getting better w/ age (& so does her taste in men). We h...
245: Big Dick Energy, Breastfeeding, & the Pink Tax
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we find out about a group of American who are replicating K-Pop, & why some people think it's racist. Susie talks about the mom of a Columbi...
244: Body Modification, Tickled Kink, & Duct Tape Bathing Suits
09 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we learn about people who modify their bodies in unconventional ways & we debate whether it is healthy behavior. We discuss the documentary ...
243: Millennial Nuns, Pay Gap, & Japanese Friendship
06 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we find out what it's like to be a millennial nun, and Susie talks about her theory on why the Catholic Church is having trouble recruiting cler...
242: Mr. Rogers, Terrible Turtle Scientist, & Clean Jeans
02 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sarah saw the Mr. Rogers documentary, and is getting all emotional about it. Susie talks about an award-winning scientist who would present his findin...
241: Hollywood Sex Dungeon, Upskirting Karma, & Would You Rather
30 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We find out about a mystery pooper VERY close to home, and we are disturbed. We play a women-specific version of Would You Rather. Susie talks about a...
240: The Wizard of Oz, Spider Bites, & Dangerous Neckties
26 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Find out what the latest is in Sarah's medical mystery tour (plus, the theme song she created for her ailment). Susie tells the history of the Munchki...
239: Beauty Pageants, Buffalo, & Bubonic Plague
23 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss beauty pageants, and whether we agree with them (and the elimination of the bathing suit competition). We discuss why women should br...
238: Whispers, Hot for Teacher, & Mystery Smell
19 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk about Sarah's ASMR, & why she needs certain sounds to fall asleep. We discuss the legacy of Bob Ross, & learn things we never kn...
237: Backstreet's Back, Buried Alive, & Las Vegas Time Warp
16 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hear why Sarah hates a parade and Susie didn't practice her mantra of "stop being polite," and she has regrets. We follow-up on our highly unscientifi...
236: Pixar's Problem, Cross-Dressing Confusion, & Gratitude
12 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss how an award named for Laura Ingalls Wilder was renamed because of racist elements in her writing. we discuss the misogynist culture ...
235: Get Smarter, Radium Girls, & Grievances
09 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we find out how you can get smarter everyday according to experts. We hear a story about a man who almost died because of 55 pounds of poop in h...
234: Masculine Energy, Musical Sabotage, & Fatherhood
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss our Great Debate episode w/ the woman who didn't support feminism. We learn the science of why people faint at the sight of blood. Sa...
233: Love & Reality TV, Mr. Rogers, & Queer Eye
28 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we find out why you should eat popcorn with chopsticks, & why novelty is the secret to happiness. Sarah tells us the history of "new car" sm...
232: Marilyn Monroe, Grandma Susie, & Mysterious Wetness
25 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We find out about the crazy Cannes Festival shoe policy, and why Kristen Steward bucked the system. We talk about late night talk show hosts, and deba...
231: Phone Scams, Armchair Experts, & Fear of Failure
21 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We debate the virtues of audio books, and announce a Brain Candy event coming up. Susie shares the history of counting and numbers. We celebrate the r...
230: Inside the Real World, Psychology of Karaoke, & Tiki Bars
18 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This is one of our favorite episodes because it includes so many cool topics. Hear behind-the-scenes of the Truman Show. Sarah describes the set of Re...
229: Kissing, Orgasm Equality, & Allison Mack's Sex Cult
14 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today begins with info on a very strange side effect of getting bit by a tick, but quickly moves into a more saucy conversation. We debate whether kis...
228: Evil Genius, Hecklers, & Miscarriage Closure
11 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss Sarah's vacation, which was supposed to be a Babymoon, & how she handled the reminders of her pregnancy. We find out a strange si...
227: Dollar Store Tips, Moms Night Out, & Wine Tasting
07 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss Carrie Underwood's recent accident & how it was a mystery for a while. We debate Instagram sponsors, & whether it's annoying ...
226: Sarah's Acting Job, Mythbusting, & Mommy & Me Fashion
04 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sarah busts out a food fun fact that blows our mind. We learn about a company that will rent a family to you if you've lost a loved one or are estrang...
225: Gay Culture, Medical Myths, & Gender Bias
31 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we learn why women don't get as many transplants as men, and we're pissed. Hear the history of the escalator. Sarah talks about a strange sex ca...
224: Aging Out of Porn Fantasies, Ikea Plants, & Right to Die
28 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we learn about a slurp-cancelling fork that silences your noodle noises. We discuss Sarah's sense of humor, & why she doesn't realize how fu...
223: Cash Me Outside, Letters to the Editor, & Lobster Immortality
24 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today Susie gets a tutorial about the history & burgeoning rap career of the Cash Me Outside girl. We learn about how scientists trained a spider ...
222: Miscarriage Reaction, Magical Bodies, & Megan Markle Madness
21 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss the reaction to Sarah's pregnancy and miscarriage announcement. Sarah talks about a kid who flew to Bali because he was mad at his pa...
221: MySpace Memories, Barbie's Feminism, & Rachel Dolezal
17 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we start by laughing about the #pooperintendent, a superintendent who was caught pooping at the school. Sarah talks about a man who gets women h...
220: Sarah's Reality Show, Happiest Baby on the Block, & the Opposite of Hate
14 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss Sarah's latest reality tv obsession, & why she can't get enough of it. Susie discusses why Happiest Baby on the Block techniques ...
219: Golden State Killer, Women Don't Quit, & Comedy Writing w/ Nell Scovell
10 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We begin with the do's & don'ts of Sarah's work attire, and why she's turning into a witchy woman. We pontificate on our excitement about the capt...
218: Mix Tapes, Sarah's Backup Career, & Building Ikea Furniture
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today begins with a rowdy discussion about mix(ed) tapes, and Sarah talks about the rules of making playlists. We then talk about how growing up poor ...
217: Sarah Almost Won (Again), Cardi B, & Feminine Puzzles?
03 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we find out how long it takes to become friends (& why it's different for Susie & Sarah). Hear about Sarah's cancelled birthday, why she...
216: Van Gogh, Wild Wild Country, & Trouble at the DMV,
30 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sarah had to make a trip to the DMV (for a hilarious reason), and it did not go well. We discuss the problem with the Simpsons' character, Apu. We tal...
215: A Very Special Brain Candy--Sarah's Story
26 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We thought today's show was going to bring a joyful surprise, but instead it is a difficult one. Hear what's been going on with Sarah, and why she has...
214: Girls Incarcerated, Jewish Mysticism, & Fish Plastic Surgery
23 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss Jewish mysticism (and Jewish people who eat bacon), and why Susie is taking a class on it. They talk about the Netflix docuseries, Gi...
213: Failure, Snorting Condoms, & Reality Face Plastic Surgery
19 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss the new Cristiano Ronaldo bust, and why the man who sculpted the original terrible bust dealt with a lot of pain after his failure went vir...
212: Panties, Dirty Bath Toys, & the Roseanne Reboot
16 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk about a strange new product designed to make women more confident, but we have our doubts. We talk about circumcision, and whether we ag...
211: Cheerleaders, Promposals, & Polygraphs
12 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk about our mutual anxiety about taking polygraph tests even though we aren't lying (or are we???). We talk about professional cheerleader...
210: History of BBQ, Hillbillies, & Trump Country
09 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we learn the history of BBQ, and why it is steeped in racism. We talk about the creepy way Amazon's Alexa keeps laughing at people. We discuss t...
209: Sarah's Ferrari & Other Mortifying Moments
05 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we hear about Sarah's recent ride in a Ferrari, and why she hated every second of it. We find out to our delight that wine is good for your teet...
208: The Case Against Education, Women in Hollywood, & What's in the Bible
02 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we debate the virtues of weighted blankets, we find out how much Dolly Parton's boobs are insured for. We hear about the astronaut twins who now...
207: Sarah's Sorry, Superstitions, & STEMinist Dr. Kate Biberdorf
29 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today Sarah talks about how she enraged some Brainiacs, and apologize for her "happy ending" story. We read some of your superstitions, and reveal our...
206: Gender Reveal Parties, Badass Barbies, & Realistic Strippers
25 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today begins with a discussion on something called the Family Cloth that replaces toilet paper. Then we learn about the new Barbies featuring historic...
205: The Challenge Behind the Challenge
22 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hear some of our favorite (and not-so-favorite) moments from our Challenge days, but more importantly we talk about some of the most inspiring, cringe...
204: Sarah's Sexuality, Strippers, & the Streisand Effect
18 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we analyze Sarah's sexuality, and why she can't find the perfect label under which to identify. Susie talks about a strange Chinese funeral cust...
203: Bachelor Nation, Royal Gifts, & Regional Slang
15 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sarah shares some of the country's most bizarre regional slang, and Susie thinks this means it time for her to demonstrate her Pittsburgh yinzer accen...
202: Island of Dolls, Olympic Ambition & the History of Dice
12 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sarah creeps us out with the story of the Island of the Dolls. We debate the legitimacy of doll hospitals. We are loving the mediocre skier who made t...
201: The Color of Tennis Balls & Doritos for Women
08 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss Doritos for women (and get hungry just thinking about snacks). We hear about the science of eyesight, and why some people think tennis ball...
200: Naked Mice, Allergy Uproar, & Waterbeds
05 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sarah claims McDonalds french fries can help bald people. We debate whether the epipen scene in Peter Rabbit was inappropriate or not (and we do not a...
199: Exorcisms, Right to Die, & Performance Anxiety
01 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today we discuss teens consuming porn, and the effects it has on their expectations of sex. We discuss the way podcasting can create an intimacy with ...