The Brain Candy Podcast

198: Swimsuits, Sewers, & Secret Talents

26 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah kicks off today's show with a situation going on in New Orleans where Mardi Gras beads are causing a huge problem. Susie shares the history of t...

197: Essential Oils, Breathing Competitions, & Celebrity Therapy

22 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We discuss the naming of the next generation (& why it relates to capitalism). We find out why breath-holding competitions tell us a lot about our...

196: Emotional Support Animals, Racist Cartoons, & Interview w/ Legend Jane Elliott

19 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Today we talk about the recent scandal involving an emotional support peacock on a plane, and whether people should be allowed to bring animals on fli...

195: Real World Furniture, Flame-Throwers, & Clown Murder

15 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hear about the fault line discovered under Rodeo Drive and why billionaires are becoming doomsday preppers. We talk about Elon Musk and his weird flam...

194: Gay-Dar, Binge-Watching, & Animal Botox?

12 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Today we find out about a study that claims computers can tell if you're gay based on a picture of your face, and we debate the ethics of that. Find o...

193: Everything Happens For a Reason, Tide Pod Challenge, & Swearing

08 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Today Susie shares a hilarious story about a knife, that reveals a lot about our families. This led to another story about Sarah's friend who dropped ...

192: Bratz Dolls, Dino Hunting, & Skittles Conspiracy

05 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

 Today we talk about our art doppelgängers and why some states won't allow the Google Arts & Culture app. Hear about the Bratz dolls war wit...

191: Smart People, Toast of the Town, & Silent Women

01 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We start the show with some shocking info we found about how often women are interrupted, and why a quiet woman is seen as more competent. Sarah bring...

190: Elderly Sharks, Gross Viral Videos, & Dolphin Modeling

29 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hear about a shark who is either old or not really old at all. We find out that dolphins recognize themselves in mirrors way earlier than we thought (...

189: Sex Education, Baby Names, & Beauty Routines

25 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah and Susie are talking about the birds and the bees, and how sex ed in schools leaves something to be desired. Hear about Sarah's waxing and tann...

188: Sarah's Psychic Test, Workplace Drama, & Dwayne The Rock Johnson

22 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Today we test Sarah's psychic ability with a listener who called in for a reading. We discuss whether Sarah inherited her mother's gift or whether it'...

187: Dangerous Dad, Penis Whitening, & Best Buns

18 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Today we talk about a new trend in Thailand where men are whitening their penises. We discuss why they're doing it, and whether we think this will cat...

186: Food Swamps, Yogurtland Boycott, & The Jewish Woman Who Tried Bacon

15 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Susie talks about a 90-year-old Jewish lady who tried bacon for the first time, and how her experience revealed the way the Internet can affect people...

185: Villains, Subway, & The Science of Gratitude

11 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We start the show with a discussion on the Golden Globes, and Sarah reveals the "petty" moment that she thought was hilarious. They discuss the "black...

184: Prison Food, Burping Astronauts, & InstaPot Madness

08 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We kick things off with terrible info on women CEOs and women in comedy. We learn about the food in space and why it's not just the freeze-dried ice c...

183: Susie's Accident, Death of a Thrill-Seeker, & Deadly Animals

04 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Susie had a car crash recently, so she talks about how it happened, and why her reaction to it was a little weird. They talk about Sarah's trip to New...

182: Sarah's Ghost, Our Biggest Fears, & Invisible Nannies

28 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discuss why nannies are invisible on Instagram, and whether we should share more or less on social media. Sarah reveals why she thinks her gr...

181: The Magic of Guacamole, Science of Gift Giving, & a Fast Food Funeral

18 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah begins the show with a discussion about her passion for Christmas decorations (and Susie had to break the news that Sarah's tree is probably dea...

180: Lifestyles of the Weird & Wacky--Murder, Marriage, & Death

14 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we revitalize our Weird & Wacky series, and we discuss Hunt-A-Killer mystery boxes, a woman marrying her chandelier, and a Coffin Club. Hear...

179: Stop Being Polite, Tonya Harding, & Penis Transplants

11 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah got a new dog and Susie thinks it's like the Duggars having another kid. Hear about the craziness that is penis transplants, the man with the Do...

178: The Butterfly Effect, Shoes in the House, & Irish Accents

07 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Susie is sick today, so she sounds extra sultry. We debate whether people should wear shoes in the house, why people in Canada don't do it, and Susie'...

177: The Combover Mystery, Cheesecake "Factor", & Sarah's Real World Audition

04 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We begin with an earnest discussion about whether men with combovers are mentally ill, and why bald is beautiful. We debate the value of Roman numeral...

176: Royal Engagement, The Business of Sex, & The Headless Chicken

30 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We start the show with a conversation on the royal engagement of Harry and Meghan Markle. Susie discusses an article she read about a family who makes...

175: Welcome to the Real World (& The Challenge)

27 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Every once in a while we like to satisfy your craving for some behind-the-scenes insight into your favorite guilty pleasure. In this episode, we answe...

174: Child Prodigies, Modest Fashion, & Mobile Homes

23 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Tiffany's came out with a line of "everyday objects" including a tin can that they're charging thousands of dollars for, and we can't get over it. We ...

173: Silent Twins, Stylish Old People, & Sarah's Injury

20 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Ever wonder why older folks refuse to wear hearing aids? We take a fascinating look into the lives of the elderly, and find out why businesses don't k...

172: Haunted Dolls, Jeopardy, & Predicting the Future

16 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Halloween might be over, but we're still getting spooky talking about haunted dolls for sale on eBay, and why humans kind of like to be scared. We fin...

171: Death in the Air, Diamond Deals, & Doping Dogs

13 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discuss aging and whether we see the truth when we look in the mirror. Susie reveals the truth about diamond shopping, and why when you shop ...

170: The Tragedy of Winnie the Pooh, Millennial Spirituality, & Burger King Bullying

09 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we find out about the dark story behind Winnie the Pooh, and how something that brought joy to so many tore apart the author's family. We discus...

169: The Importance of Emojis, Shakespeare, & Sarah's Theory

06 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode is filled with awesomeness. Susie shares how emojis came to be, how new ones gets added, and why one woman is fighting for a blue ball...

168: Confessions of Ronald McDonald, Sexist Scrabble, & Girls in the Boy Scouts

02 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we dive into the Harvey Weinstein scandal, and agree with Howard Stern that no one wants to see penis. We talk about some recent scholarship abo...

167: 90s Kids for Life, Naughty Animals, & the Fajita Bandit

30 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It is hot as a mojo in our studio, but Sarah came prancing in with knee-high suede boots. It led to a discussion about 90s fashion, rompers, and debat...

166: Happiest Places on Earth, Christian Reggae, & Slut-Shaming Regrets

26 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today Sarah reveals the happiest places on Earth including a few surprises in the mix. Susie plays a Christian reggae viral hit. We discuss a recent a...

165: The Downside of Reality TV Fame & The Best Catfish Story Ever

23 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah found out a surprising downside to being on reality TV, and we're all worked up about it. She's also worked up about a trip to the dentist where...

164: Ghost Stories, Elvira, & Confessions of a Funeral Director

19 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show is suuuuuuper spoooooky! We asked our listeners for ghost stories, and you guys really delivered. You people are creepy. Hear about a gho...

163: Greatest Show on Earth, Home Depot Mansplainer, & Jewish Cheaters

16 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah begins with a story about a recent trip to Home Depot where she had to choose between a male and female employee. And it didn't go well. We find...

162: The Truth About Bloody Mary, Millennials Save the World, & Badass Bitches

12 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah kicks off the show telling why millennials love houseplants, and why some people think this means there is hope for our society. Then Susie desc...

161: Sexy Halloween Costumes, the Mad Pooper, & Our First Fight

09 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we do not honor Hugh Hefner, but we do discuss his death, legacy, and complicated life. We converse about the "sexy" Halloween costume boon, and...

160: Murderers We Met, The Art of Sucking Up, & The Gender Pay Gap

05 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off the show with a discussion about the history of sucking up, and how there is a long literary tradition of writing characters who kiss butt...

159: Rivals 3 Regret, Magic of Tidying Up, & the Neurosis of Inspiration

02 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discuss the Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, and why Susie was a skeptic who converted. We hear about Sarah's regrets from the Rivals 3 fin...

158: Sham Marriages, Robots Who Rape, & Joining a Harem

28 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is as silly as it gets, but is still packed full of information. We cover a recent study revealing the best way to teach babies persisten...

157: The Stripper Who Killed Nazis, Sarah's Secret, & Cake in Alaska

25 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today is packed full of fun facts, hot topics, and even a revelation about Sarah's dirty habit. We start with a lot of dumb jokes from Sarah who found...

156: Dogs are People Too, Visiting an Asylum, & Being Fat in France

21 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show starts with a conversation about how a decimal point might cost Susie $14,000. Then they talk about a new movie coming out called Toilet,...

155: Celebrity Conspiracy Theories: Beyonce, Avril, & the Kardashians

18 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discuss celebrity conspiracy theories including whether Beyonce faked her pregnancy and whether she's Solange's mom. We debate whether Khloe ...

154: Reality TV's Wildest Disaster

14 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We start the showing talking about Dirty 30, and how there was a controversial issue with two female cast members. We then learn about some crazy real...

153: Revenge Porn, Stalkers, & the Law w/ Guest Marcia Clark

11 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we talk about some of the big issues women are facing today including revenge porn, date rape, and stalking, and how social media has made it al...

152: Trivia, Technology, & TMI

07 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today began with a discussion about an awesome house that was put on the market and went viral for all the wrong reasons (let's just say it looked lik...

151: VMAs Recap, Pink's Speech, & the MMMbop Beatles Connection

04 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We discuss our hilarious adventure to the MTV VMAs, and how we got tickets despite MTV desperately trying to prevent us from coming. We describe our f...

150: Protests, Trigger Warnings, & Victoria's Secret Tragedy

31 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discuss some of the recent events with white supremacists, pulling down Confederate statues, and protests, and we talk about whether we think...

149: Sheetcaking, Trolls, & The Magic of Tidying Up

28 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show focuses on some issues we've had lately with trolls--and one incident where Susie thought she had a troll and it turned out to be a big m...

148: Celebrity Worship, Paparazzi, & The Price of Fame

24 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show is all about celebrity, and why we all have stars in our eyes. We explore the sometimes excessive tactics of the paparazzi, and how it ul...

147: Reality TV Casting, Fidget Spinners, & Childhood Sexism

21 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This episode has us talking about the casting of reality shows, how they decide which people to put on the show, and what is in a "casting Bible." We ...

146: Fantasies, Body Positivity, & Gender in Sports

17 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we are exploring the mysterious world of asexuality, and learning about excites people who claim no attraction to men or women. We also delve in...

145: Missing White Women, Catfights on the Challenge, & Curvy Wives

14 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show took a very female point of view. We start with a discussion about Elizabeth Smart, who was kidnapped at knifepoint many years ago. She l...

144: Popular Porn, Astrology, & Ouija Board Science

10 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we talk about the popular porn searches over the years, and why they change year-to-year. We also find out (whether we like it or not) why Sarah...

143: Magical Scandal, Failed Romance, & World of Pigeons

07 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we are discussing a scandal that is rocking the world of magic. Apparently a magician is trying to steal the tricks from another magician. ...

142: Gay Speak, Psychic Baby Predictions, & Money Buying Happiness

03 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah recently watched the film "Do I Sound Gay" about the history, origins, and motivations behind the way gay men (in particular) talk. Is the "gay ...

141: Donkey Sauce, Challenge List Debate, & Crazy News

31 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show is a mish-mash of so many topics. We start by talking about Susie's obsession with Guy Fieri's donkey sauce (this is not a double entendr...

140: R.Kelly's Sex Cult, Bachelor in Paradise Update, & Beyonce Outrage

27 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This episode covers so much! We start with a discussion on the Bachelor in Paradise returning, and the reaction people have about the controversial tr...

139: Adrenaline, Accusations, Advice, & Anatomically-Correct Dolls

24 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Hear about our trapeze lesson, and why Sarah is the quintessential adrenaline junkie (and how annoying it is to Susie). We answer a query from a liste...

138: Celebrities & Reality Stars in Trouble w/ the Law

20 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We noticed a few celebs and reality stars getting in trouble with the law. We discuss some of our favorite reality mugshots, arrests, and bad PR. Plus...

137: Twitter Beefs, Bullying, & Reality TV

17 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We've been noticing a lot of cast members beefing on social media, and a lot of bullying on reality TV. Perhaps this is nothing new, but we felt there...

136: Teen Mom, Rob Kardashian, & Other Scandals

13 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Hear our thoughts on the recent Teen Mom incident where a cast member was driving under the influence of Xanax. We talk about whether producers should...

135: Stripper Classes, Sexuality, & Seduction

10 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah went to a stripping class, and now she wants to talk about it. Settle in for some seriously sexy time. We find out about Sarah's love-making pla...

134: High School Memories, Reunions, & Mascots

06 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today is a trip down memory lane to high school days. We talk about why Susie (Twitter @susie_meister) and Sarah (Twitter: @imsarahrice) had...

133: Tattoos--Fails, Regrets, Trends, & Meaning

29 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is all about tattoos. Sarah talks about her extensive ink, the meaning behind some of her tats, and the ones she'd rather forget. We talk...

132: We Answer Your Questions: Listener Call-in & Advice

26 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

You asked, we answered. We are giving advice to our listeners. We hear from one listener who wants to know how to meet new people since she ...

131: Bachelor in Paradise Update & Interview w/ Reality Steve

22 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we go in greater depth about the Bachelor in Paradise situation in light of the recent news that Warner Bros has completed their investigation a...

130: Bachelor in Paradise Scandal, Sexting, & Sextortion

19 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we dive into the news about Bachelor in Paradise shutting down production, and our thoughts about the fallout. We also discuss other headlines t...

129: Fame, TMZ, & Life After Reality TV w/ Guest Robinne Lee

15 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we look at the weird world of celebrity and fame. We explore the gossip industry and examine the history of TMZ (which is actually really fascin...

128: The Keepers, Catholic Church, & Interview w/ Filmmaker Ryan White

12 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discuss the hit Netflix docu-series, The Keepers, which details the unsolved murder of Sister Cathy Cesnik and sexual abuse allegations at th...

127: Hot Topics--Body Shaming, Cultural Appropriation, & Abortion

08 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sarah is back from Peru and ready for some hot topics. We discuss whether some Portland burrito-makers are guilty of cultural appropriation. Then we t...

126: Fighting w/ Producers, Challenge Hook-Ups, & Real Housewives

05 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Toady we delve into reality TV (AGAIN!). Susie is in a fight with a producer, and she can't hold back about it any more. We discuss the most scan...

125: Sarah's Private Messages, Catcalls, & Mommy Dead & Dearest

01 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Susie has a lot of things on her mind, and wants Sarah to weigh in. Find out the best way to get men to regret complimenting you. There's a theory tha...

124: Nerds Unite w/ Neil deGrasse Tyson & Science Mike McHargue

25 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We get totally nerdy after Susie attended a Neil DeGrasse Tyson talk and wanted to impart all my newfound wisdom and scientific musings with the Brain...

123: The Real Word Pt 5: After the Cameras Stop

23 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This is the (allegedly) final episode in our series on The Real World. Today we are featuring an interview with a producer, who shares the crew point ...

122: True Crime, Murder, & Women Who Kill

18 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we're talking about true crime. Sarah describes some strange killers like the "Giggling Granny" and the Demon Midwife. Susie talks about the Okl...

121: The Real World Pt 4--Cast Hook-Ups, Showmances & Sex

15 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We really should call this episode "Kiss & Tell," because that's basically what this episode is all about. In our 4th episode on The Real World, w...

120: Vagina Twins, Sexual Harassment, & Skechers Step-Ups

11 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today is all about women in the news. We discuss the first woman to officially complete the Boston Marathon and her triumphant return 50 years later. ...

119: Morality of Sex, Business, & Politics (& Reality TV)

08 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we're exploring the concept of morality. What makes something good or bad? We discuss the Ashley Madison website, and the cheaters who use it. W...

118: Celebrity Scoops--Caitlyn Jenner, Chris Soules, & Serena Williams

04 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is all about the candy and pretty much no brain. Look, we never said we'd have balance. Today we're talking about Jesse Williams' break-u...

117: The Real World Pt 3--What Really Happens in the House

01 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This is our most informative installment in our The Real World series. We talk about what it's really like living in a Real World house. We talk about...

116: Bill Cosby, Bird Porn, & Eskimo Brothers

27 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discuss our recent outing to the Long Beach Aquarium, and how we got up close and personal with birds doing the nasty. This leads to a discus...

115: Scandals: Survivor, United Airlines, & Fergie's Baby

24 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we explore some recent headlines including the outing of a transgender contestant on Survivor, and how CBS handled it. We discuss April the Gira...

114: S-Town Podcast, Suicide, & Storytelling

20 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show is about the hit podcast, S-Town, and why it has our brains in a tizzy. S-Town explores themes of racism, sexuality, suicide, grief, gree...

113: The Real World Pt 2--Contracts, Microphones, & Sarah's Dad

17 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We had so much to say about the show that started reality TV that we decided to do a second part. In this episode, we talk about what it's like to wea...

112: Welcome to The Real World Pt 1--Birth of Reality TV & Interview w/ Judd Winick

13 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we start getting real about the show that started it all. We talk about how The Real World came to be, reminisce about the early episodes, and w...

111: Flat Earth Society, Vaccines, & Climate Change Controversy

10 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Who are the people who believe the earth is flat? Why are so many NBA players in denial about us having a round planet? Today we talk about these cons...

110: Sarah's Moana Meltdown, Beauty & the Beast Remake, & Disney Feminism

06 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week we re-explore Disney, and its latest incarnations. We talk about the Beauty & the Beast live action remake with Emma Watson (and the out...

109: Wedding Disasters, DIYs, Do's & Don'ts

03 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We're going to the chapel and talking about weddings. The horror stories, Bridezillas, and inspiring moments from our lives and from our listeners. We...

108: Popularity, Going Viral, & Hit-Making

30 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we're talking about popularity, hits, and going viral. How does popularity "happen" in the digital age. We discuss one-hit wonders, Sarah's obse...

107: This Is Us & Interview w/ Executive Producer/Director Ken Olin

28 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we talk about the hit show of the year, This is Us, and interview the show's executive producer and director, Ken Olin. In addition to the This ...

106: Harambe the Gorilla, Ringling Bros, & Animal Cloning

23 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Lions, tigers, and bears! Today we're talking animals. Sarah is obsessed with the Planet Earth documentary series (which she watches while she smokes ...

105: Body Anomalies, Butt Injections, & the Importance of Eyebrows

21 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show is all about the human body--weird things that our human shells do and that we do to ourselves. We explore butt injections and talk about...

104: The Birth of Reality TV, Stealing from PacSun & Childhood Memories

16 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We recount stories from our youth including the time Sarah stole from Pacific Sunwear. We learn about the time Susie's neighbor flashed his penis whil...

103: Television, Theme Songs, & Netflix

13 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about how TV has changed over time. We go down memory lane w/ our favorite TV theme songs, explore the single-camera vs. multi-cam debate, and...

102: Richard Simmons, Celebrity Drama, & Trap Music

09 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

As you can see, this episode is a real grab bag of hilarity. We wanted to make another version of our Weird and Wacky series, so we talked about every...

101: Fertility, Pregnancy, & Vagina Talk

02 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We wanted to get down to the nitty-gritty about pregnancy, fertility, miscarriage, and all sorts of gynecological questions. You've been asking to hea...

100: Celebrating 100 Episodes of Laughter & Learning

23 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today is a celebration of our first 100 episodes. We talk about our favorite episodes, answer listener questions, & relive the most hilarious moments ...

100: Bob Ross, Go-Kart Sexism, & Trivial Pursuit

21 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Today we wanted to keep the silly stuff rolling, so this week we're celebrating all things leisure. We wanted to take a breather. Movies, bars, books,...