The Bread Basket Podcast
Draft Of Things That Start With "S", More Severance Discussion, And Q's From The Sticks
Tue, 04 Mar 2025
In today's episode the boys draft things that start with "S", get into some more "Severance" discussion, answer questions from the breadsticks, and more!! Be sure to tune in every Monday, Wednesday, Friday for new episodes!
Chapter 1: What milestone are they celebrating in this episode?
episode 109 109 episodes that also to me is a big milestone the three eppies a day that we're doing because we're doing three per day so 21 per week yeah it gets the numbers up there quicker it gets it up faster because we're doing 21 depending on the week it gets more more done right right right 100 it depends on the week depends on depends on the month really depends on the month because it's like in in march yes right in april not so much right and that's just weather that's weather patterns by the way weather and climate not the same thing
Chapter 2: How do weather and climate relate to podcast production?
Not the same thing at all. And that's what I think a lot of people wouldn't understand about pod episodes. Yeah, yeah. If you're wondering, like, how do you get higher episodes? Weather and climate are different. Sure, we're in a warm climate. That doesn't mean the weather's always going to be warm. That doesn't mean the episode number's going to go up.
You can't just do, like, two Eppies and expect to get two Eppies down the line. Yeah.
yeah and that's what and that's what we now understand we didn't when we got when we got into this 100 it's a lot you learn you you don't know what you don't know until you know it right and we didn't we didn't really realize that but that's a freaking t-shirt we should put that out you don't know what you know until you know it yeah can we put that on a hoodie yeah i was thinking more t-shirt but i think hoodie hoodie maybe a sweat but yeah right out right across the ass and dick yeah yeah yeah why'd you yeah what right across where else are they gonna put it
i guess like we got to be adults it's like when you're in like sex ed and it's like don't laugh no it's funny if they listen imagine if they called it the dick in sex ed it would be hilarious regardless dude bro dude but of course you laugh but it's funny do they say vagina when you're in like fourth grade that's funny as shit oh it's that's good material and it's the the adult is saying it
Chapter 3: What are the funniest moments from sex education?
it's some of the better material i can't believe they keep a straight face i remember that like it was yesterday i remember like them being like yeah and then it goes here and then it goes to the vagina and everyone goes like but then they also they show like a vagina a vagina vagina but like but like they're showing like a guy like a documentation like a dick and balls it's hilarious yeah it's i would still laugh also also like did you ever watch uh when they had a childbirth
No. What do you mean? I think I watched that in college. They did a childbirth? Not in person. Like they showed a video of a childbirth? Yeah, that was one of our classes. Like you watched the baby pop out? It was the most disgusting.
Chapter 4: How does childbirth relate to finances?
Of the Vesica?
Wait, did you actually watch it? I didn't know that was coming. No f***ing way.
i was like in college yeah what you watched a baby come out of a seesaw yes that is crazy um but my that's not okay who is who am i watching like yeah somebody like somebody is that's their that's the most sacred that happened biggest moment of their life yeah it's so scarring yeah i can't believe i'm sure that you went like a sex class because that's not that was not a part of your business major
no it was it was what that was finance okay oh yeah that makes sense that actually i didn't draw that connection yeah because you want to know you know yeah that's and that's so with finances you're not a business major so you wouldn't understand as well i guess i kind of see it but childbirth and finances they have a lot interwoven right there's a lot of um but not just like with having a kid and paying you're saying more so the act of childbirth yeah it's very similar yeah
So not like raising a kid.
It's formulas. Not budgeting for a kid.
It all comes down to formulas. It all comes into money in, money out. And birth is like that. Exactly. Okay. Got it.
Precisely. Yeah.
So we had to watch that. They had to get the point across. That's crazy, man. Mr. Fuck, what was this guy's name? How about Mr. Small? By the way, really funny name. Funny name, weird guy.
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Chapter 5: What are the best things that start with 'S'?
They were good. He was the tenor. High tenor.
Yeah, high tenor. And he killed.
And he killed. Yeah, he was good at singing. He was good. He was a good singer. Shout out to Mr. Cave and Miss Harrison, too. We're talking about choir people. All right, let's get into it. What are we doing? Draft his best things. Draft his things. Let's start with this. And then I got a really quick stat to give you.
okay so it's like sex does sex go number one and i i know we kind of started with a lot yeah it was it was i was trying to figure that out heavy um you could do sex if you want i'm gonna take sex with my first pick okay um there's phrases denny they say it's better than sex and or or or good sex or bad sex is good sex when when talking about pizza that's a funny phrase oh that's hilarious
you know i heard dave port i said that one it's a great metaphor you know what i'm saying it's like you're eating pizza bad pizza is good pizza yes bad sex is good sex 100 it's all good it's still sex man it's dope it's still sex that's a good pick it's very good stuff yeah and i think it is interesting like we could really go can we go with ideas like that or like i don't think we're taking like people today right
But that's more of an art. That is more of an art. That is more of an art. And everybody loves it, by the way. Yeah, yeah. There's nobody that doesn't love it. And whatever way, shape, or form you're doing your thing, everyone loves it.
Oh, my God.
Everyone loves their version of the craft. There's nobody that disagrees. Right, I agree. This might be the most universal number one pick we've ever had. Sex rocks, dude.
like everybody is like everybody listening right now because we're all dude because at the end of the day we're all just like cavemen right that now can talk and wear clothes when you go down that path it's like nothing why are we stressing about anything yeah but dude but that's a i guarantee you 100 approval right there like everybody's like it is good yeah yeah that's a good pick yeah they're all like that's good no that's a good that's a very good guy knows ball it's a very good pick um with my one i'll take the sun
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Chapter 6: Is steak overrated?
I mean, now I'm wondering, is it stuff like that? It's stuff like that. It's stuff like Danny. His cap was stuck on the rungs. His cap was stuck on the rungs. Yeah, but figure out, don't do that on the podcast, dude. Don't do that on the podcast. Hey, all right, man. And he's looking stupid ass blue pen. I'll cut you for a different pen. I got a great collection of broken ass pen. That's bad, man.
No pen's going to ever play for you again. But I discipline my pens, and he won't make that mistake again. And I won't have you watching my pens while I'm gone, now that I see this. Okay, I didn't want to. I mean, I train my pens a different way. If that's what you do when I'm gone, I don't want that. I just thought of a really funny thing. What? Our coach is screaming at us? A baseball coach.
We're not going to name names. Yeah, we don't have to name names. What the f*** was that? Since we're on the topic. Our baseball coach, anger management, right? He had anger management. Oh, for sure. What? Come on. I think he threw a baseball at your teammate. Well, that was like his son. Yeah. So that's just child abuse. But like, he also would like scream at me and shit. Like what the fuck Zach?
But then he'd be, then he'd calm down and he'd be like, I wish I didn't get, I was actually about to rage when I couldn't find the memory card. Well, and that's a valid. And I didn't, I didn't rage, but like he would rage. Cause he'd be mad in the moment like that. And then I think he'd be like. But how could you be that mad about a child's baseball game when we're eight?
If you have anger management? I don't know. Maybe he wanted to play baseball and it didn't work, so he really wants his... I don't know. It was like that outburst on the blue pen on real kids. Yeah, we played for an abusive coach. Maybe that's why we don't like baseball. Maybe. I don't know why the parents... But our parents knew about him. They knew we were safe. You know what, though?
If I'm a parent, though, I'm like, that guy's a weirdo. That's probably what I'm saying. I'm like, that guy's kind of crazy. But I don't mind the coach caring so much about baseball. Yeah, but he would scream.
He's not going to hit us, probably. What was his line?
Shove it down their throat? Oh, yeah, yeah. Shove it up their ass and break it off. What the f***? Coach, I'm seven, and I literally have no idea what that means. And I, yeah, I'm just like my dad, by the way, still don't fully know what that means. My dad. Yes. Shove it up their ass and break it off. What up their ass? The bat. You want us to shove the baseball bat up their ass?
I'll shove the bat up their ass and break it off.
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Chapter 7: Why are shoes important to the hosts?
Or he'll just show up in the third quarter like he's putting his shoe on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody's used to playing that early. Yeah, that's too early. What is that? What time is that in Boston? Oh, that's probably what it is. Probably noon? It's in Boston, so that would be one. Are they Eastern? Are they ET? Yeah, so it's a one o'clock Sunday game.
That makes more sense.
All right, with my two, I'll snake into steak. Yeah.
yeah steaks it's a good meat you know what though i don't i'm not like i don't love steak as much as everybody does but it's good it's like high value and i'll kick this to the sticks it's tough that they can't just comment in real time like do you like steak or burgers more i like burgers more but isn't burger burgers like meat but it's kind of steak but it's like ground beef i think so steak not ground steak is its own that's i'm gonna sound stupid
100%.
100%. But I don't know. I mean, listen, it's all up to the steak aficionado. No, but I think a lot of people would agree. I think I actually remember we, cause you can't sauce it up, dude. What if I want to put like Chick-fil-A sauce on this, on this steak? It's like, it'd be like, yeah, it'd be like diminishing the steak, but it's like, why? I like saucing my shit up.
I remember we, we did a question about that and like called steak overrated. And then the clip Dalton posted the clip. And I remember looking and like half the people agreed. So people, half the people were like, obviously like you're an idiot, you know, like obviously, right. Cause that's steak fans. But then half the people were like, I was afraid to say it. Thanks for speaking out.
Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. So I think, so you know what, we'll be, we'll be the, we'll be the bearer of bad news for steak. And steak's not bad. It's just a little overrated. Yeah. But it's still a high value food. I'm glad to have it. And I would love, like, I would love, if you're just going to give me a steak for lunch, I'm eating it.
Oh, yeah, dude. You know what I'm saying?
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Chapter 8: What are the best childhood summer activities?
You can.
if i got one we would slip inside like would you slip inside dude i'll bring one to the beach tomorrow would you come yes you would i was actually just thinking that what like if we could find a water source the ocean no but don't you need like a hose probably probably isn't it like like i think you like pull it off and wait no but you could probably just i think it's like a plug-in and play we could use the ocean as a water source there's enough i would love to do this okay here's the question let's debate this do you think there's enough water in the ocean for a slip and slide
That's something I think it depends on the size Of the slip Probably not For like a bigger one We probably need like a hose Because we'd run out of water That's what I'm saying I don't want to We'd definitely run out of water And I don't Like I like the ocean I just don't want I just don't want to go All to the And then everyone in Santa Monica Would be like You fucking took all Like put it back It'd be like a whole It would be a thing
The cops maybe show up. I don't think there's enough water. Short answer.
Yeah. No, that's right. I agree.
So that was your four and five. With my five, I will take, I will go to a character. I will go to, I'll go to SpongeBob. I fuck with SpongeBob.
SpongeBob rules, man.
SpongeBob's just like Family Guy where it's like that show is so.
That show's great.
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