The Bread Basket Podcast
Nikola Jokić Is Our MVP, Danny Cuts His Hair, Hotels Rock, And Questions From The Sticks
Thu, 13 Mar 2025
In today's episode the boys praise Jokić for his historic 30-20-20 game, break down their weird encounter at their Sunday soccer game, Danny gets a haircut, Zach details his love for hotels, the breadsticks have their questions answered, and more!! Be sure to tune in every week for new episodes!
Chapter 1: What historic achievement did Nikola Jokić accomplish?
episode 113 wow nice good for us good for us episodes that's like it's like we've done like probably at this point we've probably done a hundred episodes yeah we have we have we're already at 113 at least um yeah we just got a standard mvlb rooks he confessed skis yeah but i got a stat i got a fun stat actually really it's gonna be a good time yeah it's gonna be a good time today i kind of want to lead off with the stat let's lead off with the stat
really is it that fun it's i think you'll have a great time man scale from one to fun what is it on your scale on the zacky fun scale on a scale from one to fun it is a little bit yeah let's just stick with your scale because your scale is like it was like colors and then like yo-yo yo-yo is one of the things yeah and then it's like no naturally yeah and by the way and by the way
yo-yo's high so if yo-yo's higher yeah yeah i'd say it's like yo-yo-esque for you but it's for you because it's shut up well it's a drake thing and so and i think you're gonna have fun with it that's pretty yo-yo man that's what i'm saying it's pretty yo-yo so actually you know what it sounds like it's more just yo or yo-yo with like a y yeah it's almost it's almost yo-yo but i wouldn't give a stat of like a stat of the day by nature by nature is not like the best it could be is probably yo
I think the best it could be is Pony. Pony? Is that one below Yo-Yo? Two. And then what's over Pony? Slip and Slide. Okay, so Pony, Slip and Slide, Yo-Yo. So you think this is Pony? Yeah. So basically it's going to be Drake's top 10 best-selling albums. Here's how we're going to do it, though. You would obviously snipe the top 10. He only has like 15 projects out or something.
You can't, I'm going to give you three lives. You have to get them in order. If you say one wrong, it costs you a life. So you have to go down the list.
I have the identity.
I got it. I got this brother. Maybe I'm going to give you two lives. I'm going to give him two lives. Number one is views. Correct. I knew you'd get that. I'm not going to be worried about it. And it's best selling, by the way. It's not necessarily best streaming. And it's not first week? All that shit. Well, that's part of, obviously, the sales, but it's not necessarily best first week sales.
I will say, first week is usually indicative, right?
Because views was best first week. It's very indicky.
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Chapter 2: What are the boys' thoughts on their recent soccer game?
Then it was So Far Gone. So Far Gone was the debut, correct? Uh, yeah, let's think so far gone. Yeah. He had like some weird ones that, yeah. What was like the OG that like, wasn't like, I think it was his first woman.
He's on a warmup or something. Yeah.
That's Cole. So far gone. Must've been. Yeah. But, but I get what you're saying. So far gone. I think it was his first label. He's got some shit like that. I'm gonna find it. What was Drake's first mixtape? I know it's like a, it's like a, it's like him. And it's like a gold bronzes. Yes. Cover. I've never listened to anything off that tape. Room for improvement.
Yeah.
That's so like the one.
That is it.
Yeah, dude. They, all the rappers have that first one like that. I feel like they don't anymore. No, but like J Cole and them. Yeah, they did. Yeah. And I don't really even understand that. Like, it's crazy. I don't even really understand how musicians got big back in the day. I don't even get it. I think you, like, had to. I think you had to get discovered. No, but how do you get discovered?
I think it's, like, people. You do, like, an open mic and there's, like, a talent agency. I think, like, shows maybe. And then I also think you have to, like, organically, like, go viral on YouTube or something. Or, like, SoundCloud, go viral. SoundCloud, yeah, that was good. But you had to, like, just go viral. It's so crazy. Like you, it was so, you're so chosen back then if you, if you get it.
He said that before. Because he had to be chosen. They said it's as if you were the number one pick in the draft. And he's like, no. It was as if I got struck by lightning. Yeah, dude. It doesn't just happen. There's nothing to compare it to. Because now you can look at how did Harlow get big. Well, he was actually a little earlier. Yeah, but you could just grow.
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Chapter 3: Why does Zach love hotels so much?
And you can post your own shit. Yeah.
It's just like, it is so different now. Uh, all right. Do you want to go MVLV rook? Confess. Uh, yeah. I'll give, I'll give it MVP. Most value player. It's got to go to yoke. Well, you're in the, you're in the minority there. Yeah, that's bullshit. I don't get it. First ever 30, 20, 20. How do you play tonight? Extremely good. Extremely good. Big 35, 18 and eight or something.
So he played extremely well again. What was his line tonight? Let's take a look here. We're going to take extremely good. And how efficient was he? 15 for 20 from the field. And how many turnovers did he have? Probably a couple. You know what he does? He just turns it over sometimes. And I blame the other players. No, you know how many turnovers he had? Zero. One. Really nice.
We did not turn the rock over a lot. I mean, we played amazing. It was also like sometimes— 15 for 20. What did we shoot from three? Can we get that? They went 35, 18, and 8. Yeah, you had the exact line. What did he shoot from three? What did we shoot from three?
Our team. Our team. What did we shoot from three? Our team, the Denver Nuggets.
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Chapter 4: What are the benefits of staying in hotels?
The Denver Nuggets. 18 for 30 deuce, so 56.3%. Okay, so that's kind of what happened. We shot really well, didn't turn it over.
But what did they shoot from three?
Can we figure that out? We played a perfect basketball game, it looks like. They shot 40 from the field. And what did they shoot from three? Or 40 from three, I mean. 40 from three, yeah. So that's just what happened. 40 from three, 47 from the field. We shot 56 from three, 60 from the field. And in this part of basketball, it's whoever scores more usually wins. So it's sometimes just that simple.
It's like P. Watt was making his threes. Christian Brown was making his threes. What do you think P. Watt went from three? Probably like four for six. Four for four. A really nice game for P. Watt. I mean, that's what I'm saying, though. Sometimes it's just that simple. And dude, in the playoffs, if that happens, we win the basketball. That's what I'm saying.
The NBA championship could come down to just, does Peyton Watson make his four shots? It can. Jamal also played great. 34-11 for 22. That's something you could really count on, though. That's going to happen. It seems like he's going to do that again this year. MPJ did a classic MPJ 17. I think he just became the second most three-pointers in Nuggets history. That's crazy, dude.
And Yoka's about to become third. It's also a different game of basketball. Like, Melo just didn't shoot threes. Mid-range merchant. I don't even understand that. He was just really good from 14. I think he was just really, like, he jumped and stuff. And, like, I think sometimes you can't shoot. If you're, like, a real jump shooter. Oh, dude, jump shooting is f***ing hard.
Because Pops used to teach us how to do it. We would jump shoot, and we could only arrange. That's why his range is, what, six feet?
pops can is honestly like a really good shooter from four yeah but like his free throw he has to huck it up because he tries to shoot a true jumper and he i guess he just doesn't have the distance well if you jump all the way up it's hard to like kd does it and can do it but steph doesn't do it like that
no mpj does it yeah he does do it doesn't he but i mean like i could get it to the rim if i'm shooting a three a jump shot three but i can't like i gotta like i can't control it at all no that's what i think if you can master that it's the best way to shoot i think because you're you're closer to the hoop it's impossible to block mpj that's why like he'll shoot shots that are terrible shots but is he's unbothered it isn't a bad shot for him yeah mellow shot it mellow the mellow fade away is so iconic it was really nice it was it was beautiful ball really beautiful yeah
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Chapter 5: What funny experiences did they have with their landlord?
uh it looks you think but yeah but you think my doorknob hasn't you think does he watch yeah he listens you think my doorknob hasn't heard that a million times yeah he probably has like he's missing his whole thing okay yeah his whole situation it's very embarrassing he's very i don't know if we could put it on he's very he's naked he's very naked he's exposed he's exposed and i um he's exposed and afraid
yeah so i'm kind of just trying to be there for this knob man are you gonna fix him do you tell what are you telling him what gets him through like i i would keep checking on him because those guys he's probably struggling a lot yeah so what's giving him hope especially in a in a room with a with a shower head you know yeah yeah yeah and same with the toilet for that matter and they're not making matters any better right yeah toilet paper uh toilet paper holder guys usually dicks
Yeah, and there's no exception in my bathroom. They're all assholes. So, yeah, I mean, he's going through it right now. And you know what? I'm going through it because I can't get out of the bathroom sometimes. Yeah, what do you do? Go through the window? Yeah, I just kind of climb out. Sometimes I call for help, and Nano comes and gets me from the outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's good.
That shit is funny, man, but you should fix it. You're never going to. You're never going to fix it.
Well, here's the thing.
Here's the thing. That doorknob situation that you used to have, you couldn't put the doorknob in and use it, I feel like. You couldn't. Or could you? What did we have again?
You just didn't have a doorknob.
Oh, so we just pushed. You just pushed. Yeah. Mine, it's like I have the knob.
You can twist. I could put it on.
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Chapter 6: What happened after their UFC gathering?
Yeah.
Because I just like don't wear my hat a lot and I just like. You don't even use that shit up there. I don't, dude. And it's like, uh, when it's long, it's like, if I don't do it, if I don't do it and shit, it's like going to just be crazy when I take my hat off. But now it's like, I'll just kind of, I'm not like not wear a hat.
Yeah.
Your solutions are get a haircut, maybe start braiding it. Yep. Maybe get a perm. But it seems like you just did the cut. I just did the cut. I thought about the perm specifically.
Perm.
By the way, most people have perms. You know that? No. Not most. That's just such a false. You said that and then you said, do you know that? No. That's my bad. Listen, I don't... That was like a... What I meant to say was... That was like Google AI, which is really fucking wrong. We've talked about it. Google AI is fucking... You're wrong every time. Terrible.
By the way... Told me Yoke had six MVPs today when I was doing the Connect 10. And then I found that he had seven.
that's a little bit what or uh oh yeah uh that is almost scarier or like kind of weirds me out more than if it just got it right because that means it's just like a guy in there being like i'm gonna give i'm just gonna like fucking get like i don't know he doesn't know clearly because he's asking me i think he just like scans articles what but like no article is saying he's wrong a six-time all-star instead of a seven you know what i'm saying like it might just be like a guy a
yeah that's what i'm saying like it's just a robot who's like not that smart maybe he's like still in like high school yeah like yeah you just like or he's just like he's hung over and he's just like i don't this that's the thing is i think in google ai's that is kind of creepy actually he's like he's asking me so he doesn't know and he's not and in most cases they're just gonna believe me especially like we're the only case that it matters yeah yeah yeah and it doesn't even actually matter but like well we kind of have to have it right or everybody be like you're fucking wrong
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Chapter 7: What video did Stick send that sparked a discussion?
I actually did a bit of research. So what happens? Yeah. You go to your P.O. box. And they have it somewhere else. Yeah, you open your P.O. box and there's little slips. And if you get like 20 packages, you give... And they have a big storage thing in the back. You go to them and you say, I got these slips. They give you all your packages.
We're going to get a P.O.
box soon. Let's get a P.O. box. I'm going to get a P.O. box tomorrow. And you're going to get a soundboard. I'm going to get a soundboard and he's going to get a P.O. box. If by next... Brotherly... Okay, so if... By the way, brotherly. If we don't do this, what is the... I don't even know. I think you could chop the other person's head off with a sword. It will never get there.
It will never get there. Because we've never... We've never... What's the word?
Blank our brotherly.
We've never lied. We've never...
not done a brotherly we've never we've never failed yeah maybe failed we've never failed a brotherly so it won't we will get a soundboard we will get a PO box a PO box and you guys this is your first time seeing a true brotherly in real time we will have it so you can trust a brotherly so that's how it goes we gotta remind each other because yeah we have I think we might both have a short term memory loss
especially on the pod dude like there's there and i was thinking i think we might both have um and it's funny you know it always is funny but anytime somebody like sees if somebody comes up in public and asks me about something that we did it's like i don't remember yeah forget i don't remember but i like it sounds it sounds good that sounds like us and you just have to go with it yeah yeah
But what did Brad even say? Oh, so he wanted it to be in confidence because he's really insecure about this, I think. But Van Vliet's going to be up on the screen, so they all know it's him. I'm afraid to ask anyone else, but what does nonetheless mean? Seems like three random words put together. I hope this question is kept in confidence. That's a great f***ing question, actually. Nonetheless.
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