The Bread Basket Podcast
The Nuggets Season Is Over, Draft Of Mascots For A Football Team, And Q’s From The Sticks
Tue, 20 May 2025
In today’s episode we react to the Nuggets season coming to an end, give our predictions for the rest of the NBA playoffs, draft mascots to fill out a football team, answer questions from the breadsticks, and more!! Be sure to tune in every Monday and Thursday for new episodes!
Chapter 1: What happened at the end of the Nuggets season?
all right one three two um what that's pretty much what i would have to say you'd have to say it's just terrible terrible job um listen let's start with the positives here okay CB is a baller. That's a positive. Yoke always plays like Yoke pretty much. Yoke is positive. AG is an absolute warrior. AG is a warrior just playing hurt. I knew it as soon as the game started. I mean, we were up 10.
It's like you're the guy cannot run. Oh, I know. Like I feel like kind of like play better than like Jamal, which is like, what are we doing? I guess you're sick. I don't know what that means. I think it means he's sick. I mean, I know shit, but like what? Like, what does that mean, though? Like what type of sick? Sounds like he had the flu. I mean, listen, we weren't supposed to win.
Here's the issue. It's like you lose last year in the second round and then you lose KCP. You have no depth.
you you can win you don't have to be deep you don't have to be okay c12 deep but you can't be four deep and we did yeah and just russ just like played bad like oh he just like sometimes it was like we're two three deep off the bench but russ is like our third best player which is just today he was just disaster i didn't like his vibe today man i mean he sucks and even like even like even like julian throwing it to you when you're not looking like why like we're trying to win a basketball game why are you like snapping at you you know what i mean like i don't know
I mean, that's, that's just, that's Russell Westbrook. But that's also like, again, we said this, I think at the beginning of the playoffs, it's like, you don't get mad at tequila when you get hung up. Yeah. Yeah. We picked Russell Westbrook up. So do you think we get rid of him next year? I would love to just pick up Bruce and just. We're going to pick up Bruce.
Russell Westbrook, I doubt, plays another game of basketball ever again. Oh, I don't think that. Wait, for the Nuggets? For what team is going to take Russell Westbrook? He'll be on a team. What team? I'm 98% sure he'll play basketball. Where? I don't know. But he's going to play on a team. You think? Yes. He's like 38. I know, but there were some games.
People would be like, there were some games he was the Nuggets' third best player. I would be shocked if he were. Maybe he does. We'll see. I'm just looking at it. I'm like, okay, yeah, maybe... Like, the teams that I'm looking at that would need, like, a veteran that's going to take a veteran minimum would be, like, maybe, like, the Lakers, which, like, obviously he's not going back there.
Or just a team that's bad that just wants to have Russell Westbrook on their team. And they'll be like, he's a veteran. He could, like, be with young guys. I don't hate that. Actually, that I don't hate. I mean, like, he'll find somewhere, I think. Go to, like, Chris Paul kind of just, like, went with a young guy. But he's, like, good still. But Russ, people will see the upside, I think.
I think he'll just play somewhere. Yeah, I don't think... I mean, he's definitely not playing in Denver anymore. Let's see. I bet MPJ is gone. Which, honestly, it stings. But it's like at the end of the day... It does sting. And he was kind of hurt, but it's like... And it's also, that's again, that contract just sucks. Unfortunately, contract is terrible. I mean, yeah, it, it, it does hurt.
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Chapter 2: What are the predictions for the NBA playoffs?
I would love for it to be Wolves-Knicks.
That would be the better, the more entertaining final, yeah. If it's Pacers-Thunder, I don't think I can watch. I think, what's his name, just tweeted that. Russ made his prediction. I think he said Pacers beat the Thunder in six or something. In the finals? That was his prediction. No, wrong. I mean, I said Indy beating the Thunder in six in the finals. Okay.
It's like I don't feel that that's going to happen. I don't either. But a lot of the things that have happened, I didn't feel they would happen in this playoffs. I feel like the Knicks have like a – The Knicks winning would be cool. The Knicks winning would be neat. Probably good for the league. Oh, yeah. I'm all in. The league is like we need them to go to the finals. Yeah.
Because if not, it's an absolute. At this point. Also, born in New York. I can do that. They can be my Eastern team if the Nuggets are ever out. It is kind of that interesting spot, though. I think we mentioned you almost want them to lose in the first round. The Nuggets. It's confusing what to do with this team. Do you hire Adelman?
I think you hire Adamant, and I think it's more like keep the core, trade a piece of it, like an MPJ, and then add a couple. I don't think it's... You don't break core up. You keep the core four, who is... CB, AG, Jamal, and Yoke. And then MPJ's gone, and then Russ is gone, obviously. And then maybe package in Julian and Peyton Watson in something. I think what you do is a little...
Because I think Jimmy's contract is up over... Jimmy, that's so perfect. You do a sign and trade with Mike. Yokes never play with an all-star.
That's so insane. So we get Jimbo for three years.
Who would you trade for Jimbo? Michael Porter Jr. Yeah, would you trade a... But that's almost fair because... Because Jimbo's 35. Yeah, Jimbo's like not... Even an all-star. Michael Porter Jr., Peyton Watson, and a pick. Would you still do it? No. Peyton Watson, I'm really high on him this offseason. Just figuring out how to shoot. And he's been a little better offensively, I feel like.
He's made some big threes. Yeah. And also, players just look... Do whatever AG did, just do that, and we're going to be the best team in the league. That actually, AG doing that almost changes everything. It does. You went from 29 to 42. And it seems like it's just because he worked really hard at it, and it seems like guys that don't get good at shooting maybe just don't.
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Chapter 3: How do we draft mascots for a football team?
yeah so if you yeah he's tall he but he's not bulky so it makes it makes sense to put him at a wide out slot he's but he's like so tall yeah i think he's like 10 stories tall yeah i think that's what i think it was nine to ten stories if he's wearing shoes i think it's 11 stories yeah yeah so and and so like and and also he can jump a little bit so like that gets him up to like 14 stories tall it's like i don't know if you can get the football up there that's kind of if because if you get the football up there he might get banned because of how unfair for
For sure, for sure. But I just think it could really be something. I don't know. It's an experiment. Yeah, yeah. We'll see how he can move. Right. And obviously the ankles. Yeah, the ankles are an issue. They're an issue. Oh, he's a husband for JGG. No, that's a good pick, though. Do you know what he represents? I think it's a canned veggie.
You know, I always had him as like a... A washing thing? I always had him, yeah, yeah. Like a detergent? Can we check him out? I think he's a canned, like, I think he's like a pea. Is he a pea? Or like corn. I think he's just canned veggies, I think. Or frozen veggies?
Nobody wants to be a pea. Canning company. I think peas are part of it. Brands of frozen vegetables.
Yeah, so he'll do the pea. Which don't, yeah, it's fine. It's fine. He does pea, but he does pea and I think like carrot and...
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Chapter 4: Who are the best mascot quarterbacks?
yeah but if you're if you if you're like i didn't really know all that yeah yeah i'm sorry before i pulled the trigger now i'm like you just you're you usually live by like if somebody's associated with peas i'm out like i'm out like you've you've we've uh wanted to do real estate deals bread basket llc and you're sick i'm out because he well because why because why because why i don't even he just said like i like peas as like it was more than he just said that danny we got we got so we got appetizers with this guy yeah okay go ahead
And they, and they brought out, they brought out like a pot pie and he was, and he talked about how much he loves peas. Oh, I fuck. Oh, like the P he was like the peas. But then it was like, you got up and stormed out. I said, let's go. And then he texted me, he said, we're leaving. Yeah. Yeah. So that was really meet me in the car.
Um, so I guess, yeah, if you're ever around Zach, like don't bring up peas. Definitely don't bring up peas. So do you want to keep Jolly Green? You're going to keep him though. Right. But you're just pissed. I mean, I have to. Okay. Okay, so then... Scott, stop looking at me. Scott's just staring at me. At least he's not just sitting at the top of the tank. Oh, there he goes. Swim away, man.
We get so many shitty messages about his behavior. I know, I know. So many comments. Scott threw something at me. Scott jumped me. Scott sent me fin pics. We are trying. He's still sending fin pics? Yeah, he's doing all of it. He's doing all of it. Check his taco after this. I bet he has shit in there. I don't know, man. Out of control.
It's kind of at the point where it's like, I don't even try anymore. Well, it's like your own fish. We put them in an environment to be a good fish. Yeah, you want to send fin picks that you're going to have to do. You want to swim down that road, that path? Fucking do it, dude. And then come swimming right back.
Come swimming right back, man.
And by the way, that taco won't always be there for you, man. That taco won't always be there for you, man. We'll close the doors, man. We'll close your taco. You think we won't do it? We'll turn that bitch into a burrito. Yeah. You think we won't do it? Scott, we will. Scott, we'll do it. We have to do it, too. He doesn't think we'll do it. That's the thing with parenting. It's so damn hard.
Because do you want your fish to be just in the ocean, lost? No. You want to provide his taco. I love him. The hard part is the taco probably will always be there. Yeah, that's the reality. And that's why he's willing to just fucking get high. Yeah. We're trying our best. Yeah. Okay. So I got Chester at the QB, Energizer Bunny at the running back. I'm going to get my line.
Oh, no, you already grabbed a linebacker. So I don't have to like rush to that slot. I'll just go crazy speed, Zach. So Chester at QB, Energizer running, Trix Rabbit at wide receiver.
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