74: Thanksgiving with Stanley Tucci & Kai Cenat

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What are Brittany's thoughts on Popeyes for Thanksgiving?

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Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is the Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski. Popping bottles in the ice, womp, womp, womp, like a slizzard. The fuck is a slizzard? When we drink, we do it right, getting slithered. Wait, is that the lyric? Sipping slithered in my ride like a G6. Now I'm feeling so slithered like a G6. Like a, what is a slithered? Slithered is a hip hop slang term that means incredibly drunk or high. I have been slithered before. To be slithered. To slither oneself. Sometimes it will turn you into a slizzard, okay? Guys, welcome back to the first Thanksgiving.

What is Brittany's dream Thanksgiving dinner?

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It's the Thanksgiving. We're giving thanks and eating Popeye's turkey. Popeye's turkey. Popeye's turkey. Popeye's turkey. Popeye's turkey.
Okay, guys, did you, if you didn't know, Popeye's does make a Cajun turkey. We do it every single year. That shit, I'm not joking. I was talking to a friend about this recently, and they were like, what are you talking about Popeye's turkey? Like, that's funny. And I was like, you think I'm joking? I feel like I've spoken about this at length on the internet. Let me go ahead and swallow for you guys. Let me go ahead and swallow that big glob of spit that was in my mouth. Just for you guys. I'm looking out for you guys, okay? I just, I felt that kind of building up, and I was like, I could power through this ball of spit and just have it be really gummy and flimmy, or I could swallow it, okay? Because I'm always thinking about the audience.
I'm thinking about you guys. Okay, Popeye's turkey. There is such a thing as a Popeye's turkey. And you have to, I know them bitches sell out in the South. Like you got to secure yours in that line. Do you remember when the Popeye's chicken sandwich dropped and people literally died? Sorry, that's not funny. It's not funny. But what the fuck is wrong with you people? And by you people, I mean me. There was a for real like biblical fervor, like a Noah's Ark level panic of I have got to get that fucking sandwich. Like why was it so intense? That picture of that Popeye's worker sat on the bench outside smoking with her head in between her. Yeah, girl. Yeah. Take a rest. Take a beat. Why were people so fucking crazy for that sandwich? Is it delicious? Yes. Okay.
And I understand on a sort of very human level. Of course, it's yum. God, if Popeye's ever goes out of business, I'm telling you, that is one of America's treasures. I know we've talked about this before. We've talked about KFC and how, you know, he wasn't even selling chicken at first. Popeye's, dude. It is something so uniquely American, and I'm so happy to be alive with Popeye's franchises all over the country, if not the world, okay? Guys, it's Thanksgiving. Give it up. Smoking a cigarette. I think that Thanksgiving is, it's a great time to see your family that, you know, you don't usually see. It's a great excuse to stop working.

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