The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
74: Thanksgiving with Stanley Tucci & Kai Cenat
Tue, 26 Nov 2024
This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski professes her love for Popeyes, details her dream Thanksgiving dinner, talks fragrances, and discusses her goal of moving to Ireland. 👕 Get your merch here: https://broski.shop/ Follow The Broski Report: https://www.linktr.ee/broskireport https://www.tiktok.com/@broskireport https://instagram.com/broskireport Follow Brittany: https://www.tiktok.com/@brittany_broski https://instagram.com/brittany_broski https://youtube.com/brittany_broski Follow Royal Court: https://www.youtube.com/@royalcourt https://www.tiktok.com/@bbroyalcourt https://www.instagram.com/royalcourt https://www.twitter.com/bbroyalcourt Song of The Week: To Be Alone by Hozier Reproductive Resources: https://aidaccess.org https://plancpills.org https://Ineedana.com https://www.reprolegalhelpline.org/ https://heyjane.com LGBTQ+ Resources: https://Translifeline.org https://Glaad.org https://Pflag.org https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ Climate Resources: https://Oceanconservancy.org https://Climateemergencyfund.org Some helpful credible resources/links to help Free Palestine: Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund - https://www.pcrf.net/ UNICEF - https://www.unicefusa.org/stories/helping-gazas-children-cope-trauma Doctors Without Borders - https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/secure/give-monthly-double-your-impact-search-onetime-reverse-mobile?ms=ADD2301U3U49&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=BRAND.DWB_CKMSF-BRAND.DWB-GS-GS-ALL-DWBBrand.E-BO-ALL-RSA-RSARefresh.1-MONTHLY&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWZpQAMikxPIRiPMfAjYsJZ-eHiRQV2pw7tu2Jlo6YL8Gk_uaTSwH0MaAtFGEALw_wc World Central Kitchen - https://wck.org/ World Health Organization - https://www.who.int/ Headcount - https://www.headcount.org/ IG ACCOUNTS TO FOLLOW: @eye.on.palestine @aljazeeraenglish @palestinianyouthmovement @byplestia @motaz_azaiza @impact CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Intro 01:20 - Popeyes 03:48 - Dream Thanksgiving 05:30 - Conclave & Catholicism 07:29 - Eddieville 09:11 - Conclave & Catholicism Cont. 12:10 - Shakespeare 14:23 - Conclave Cont. 15:08 - Dream Thanksgiving Cont 18:08 - Fragrance 32:04 - Sun King & Stag Queen 36:31 - Fragrance Cont. 39:10 - Dream Thanksgiving Cont. 41:08 - Ireland 45:20 - Dream Thanksgiving Cont. 51:19 - Outro #brittanybroski, #broski, #broskination, #broskireport, #popeyes, #thanksgiving, #conclave, #stanleytucci, #catholicism, #ralphfiennes, #anthonybourdain, #asmr, #michellevisage, #greekmythology, #stag, #king, #queen, #andrewscott, #paulmescal, #ireland
Chapter 1: What are Brittany's thoughts on Popeyes for Thanksgiving?
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Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is the Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski.
Popping bottles in the ice, womp, womp, womp, like a slizzard. The fuck is a slizzard? When we drink, we do it right, getting slithered. Wait, is that the lyric? Sipping slithered in my ride like a G6. Now I'm feeling so slithered like a G6. Like a, what is a slithered? Slithered is a hip hop slang term that means incredibly drunk or high. I have been slithered before. To be slithered.
To slither oneself. Sometimes it will turn you into a slizzard, okay? Guys, welcome back to the first Thanksgiving.
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Chapter 2: What is Brittany's dream Thanksgiving dinner?
It's the Thanksgiving. We're giving thanks and eating Popeye's turkey. Popeye's turkey. Popeye's turkey. Popeye's turkey. Popeye's turkey.
Okay, guys, did you, if you didn't know, Popeye's does make a Cajun turkey. We do it every single year. That shit, I'm not joking. I was talking to a friend about this recently, and they were like, what are you talking about Popeye's turkey? Like, that's funny. And I was like, you think I'm joking? I feel like I've spoken about this at length on the internet.
Let me go ahead and swallow for you guys. Let me go ahead and swallow that big glob of spit that was in my mouth. Just for you guys. I'm looking out for you guys, okay? I just, I felt that kind of building up, and I was like, I could power through this ball of spit and just have it be really gummy and flimmy, or I could swallow it, okay? Because I'm always thinking about the audience.
I'm thinking about you guys. Okay, Popeye's turkey. There is such a thing as a Popeye's turkey. And you have to, I know them bitches sell out in the South. Like you got to secure yours in that line. Do you remember when the Popeye's chicken sandwich dropped and people literally died? Sorry, that's not funny. It's not funny. But what the fuck is wrong with you people? And by you people, I mean me.
There was a for real like biblical fervor, like a Noah's Ark level panic of I have got to get that fucking sandwich. Like why was it so intense? That picture of that Popeye's worker sat on the bench outside smoking with her head in between her. Yeah, girl. Yeah. Take a rest. Take a beat. Why were people so fucking crazy for that sandwich? Is it delicious? Yes. Okay.
And I understand on a sort of very human level. Of course, it's yum. God, if Popeye's ever goes out of business, I'm telling you, that is one of America's treasures. I know we've talked about this before. We've talked about KFC and how, you know, he wasn't even selling chicken at first. Popeye's, dude.
It is something so uniquely American, and I'm so happy to be alive with Popeye's franchises all over the country, if not the world, okay? Guys, it's Thanksgiving. Give it up. Smoking a cigarette. I think that Thanksgiving is, it's a great time to see your family that, you know, you don't usually see. It's a great excuse to stop working.
And I would like to take a moment to come up with my dream Thanksgiving dinner round table. You know, who am I? Let's say it's at my house. I'm hosting the Thanksgiving meal. Who's there and what are we eating? These are the questions placed before me today and these are the answers I am prepared to give you today, okay? Something very sinister is brewing right now, okay, inside of me.
I have had two coffees and a Red Bull. I just came from a workout class. Yes, I work out now, okay? Bar method, I'm still doing bar method. Shout out to bar method. I do that and I have my Paul Meskel cup I'm drinking a cherry, a cherry, what the fuck is this? A golden cherry liquid IV out of my Paul Meskel cup. And I'm ready to start this fucking episode. Seriously, guys.
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Chapter 3: How does Brittany feel about Stanley Tucci?
I thought Conclave was going to be in that same vein, you know, of, like, look how fucked the church is. It definitely reveals that the Cardinals are... flawed because of course they are not only is man capital m flawed but any man you put in a position of power they've got skeletons in the closet and i thought that then that was going to be the premise of the movie no ma'am
This movie was kind of gaggy. I mean, it's got a twist at the end that was like, what the fuck? Look, in terms of like a thrilling what's going to happen, also kind of tea movie, like Conclave was tea. Go watch it. I don't know how much longer it'll be in theaters. I really enjoyed it. Stanley Tucci's in it. And who's the lead guy? I really like that lead guy. I sound like my grandmother.
Conclave... um ralph ralph penis ralph penis sorry fien fien english he's british what's how do you pronounce that last name ralph nathaniel twillston wycombe penis What a name. Ralph Nathaniel Twillston Wickham Phoenix is an English actor, film producer, and director. He graduated from RADA in 1985, a Shakespeare interpreter.
He excelled on stage at the Royal National Theater before having further success at the Royal Shakespeare Company. Those bitches that do Shakespeare like that, Andrew Scott, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, dude, that's a type, that is a brand of man that... I like to think I'd be able to, you know, obviously like I could get along well with that type of man. It's just a bit pretentious.
And I say that with a big fat hand heart. I say that with all the love in the world. It's a bit pretentious. But it's also this level of cognition and intelligence that most people, A, never reach, and B, don't want to understand because Shakespeare is Shakespeare. You know what I mean? There's so much other... equally as important and impactful modern media that I'd rather see.
But Shakespeare, the tradition of Shakespeare, I respect as an institution. I respect the actors who take on that challenge. And I respect the successful interpretations of it, because it is hard. And I remember in high school, Half the reason I even passed a test on Macbeth was because of David Tennant's interpretation of fucking Hamlet and Macbeth.
Like, watching it instead of reading it on a page and being like, why did they spell the word like that? Why are they talking funny? I don't fucking get this. I'm hungry. It was watching David Tennant
like embody the character watching it on a stage watching it within the set design watch oh it came to life you know i think that's something that high schools kind of get wrong sometimes it's like why are you making me read a play we should be watching the play so that i get it um anyway I have a lot of respect for these sort of actors and taking on that challenge.
But again, very, very, very, very pretentious. He's also in The Menu, that's how I know him. Oh, and The Grand Budapest. Oh, he's like so famous actually. I've seen him, I know him from a lot of things. Yeah, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, The King's Man, Grand Budapest Hotel, Schindler's List, The Menu, Conclave. Yeah, he's been in so many things. God, The Menu fucked me up.
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Chapter 4: What does Brittany think about the movie Conclave?
Sat my white ass down in that chair and listened. Okay? Really enjoyed it. Stanley Tucci is invited to the Thanksgiving. All that to say, that was a roundabout way to say love him. And you know what else? Another thing on Stanley Tucci, I'm making him cook. But here's, I feel like if we're doing dead or alive, dead and alive, Stanley Tucci will be sat next to Anthony Bourdain.
I'm at the head of the table, I'm wearing this, and I'm wearing a beautiful ball gown. But around the stomach, it's been cut out, because I was gonna say, you know, in a beautiful ball gown, you have to wear Spanx. No, no, no, it's a stretchy maternity band around my stomach. So I can eat until I'm engorged. Until I'm physically unwell and I have to be horizontal.
You know when you eat so much you can feel your heartbeat in your stomach? That's awful. Where are my binge eating girls at? Yes! Yes! Okay. At the table, I'm at the head. To my left, Anthony Bourdain. To my right, Stanley Tucci. They're talking. I'm listening. I'm not speaking. I actually have a notebook and I'm taking notes. Anthony Bourdain, Stanley Tucci. Did they ever meet?
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'm not comparing them. I'm saying I'd like to watch them have a conversation. Okay, anyway, they're going to be sat next to each other or across from each other. Moving down the table, we have got to get Dreamscape ASMR. That bitch has done more for me than any other living person, probably. Dreamscape ASMR. Let's pull her up. Y'all know that I love her.
Y'all know that I talk about her incessantly. I love her. I think she's so inventive. I think specifically she would have to come in one of her cosplays. Yes. Yes. Because we get dressed up nice for Thanksgiving dinner. She would have to come in one of her cosplays and there would be a section where everyone would have to shut the fuck up and she would do a role play.
And she would do like, I don't know, I would let her choose, you know, of course, like a sci-fi cyberpunk sort of. She's got like a cyborg eye and a robot hand and she's like serving gravy to everyone at the table. That would be, I need Dreamscape ASMR to be at my Thanksgiving table. She would add an ambience and a piece that I really need because what if Anthony and Stanley start fighting?
And then I have to be like, guys, guys, stop it. She's serving the gravy, okay? They wouldn't fight though, just to be clear. We would be having a ball of a time at my edge of the table with Anthony and Stan. We would be having a fucking blast, okay? Dreamscape ASMR definitely will be there. Now, this one, she would sit across from Dreamscape ASMR, Michelle Visage.
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Chapter 5: What fragrances does Brittany recommend?
You know, you can group them in terms of these are perfume oils, these are eau de parfum, these are eau de toilette, these are whatever, you know, in terms of strength, okay? Then you can rank them or group them in terms of, which most people do, notes. These are the florals, these are the earthies, these are the musky gourmand, which is coffee, vanilla, whatever.
I started, well, first of all, I followed Michelle Visage on TikTok because of course I did. And then I was kind of gagged at her collection because I'm like a, I'm not a perfumer. I enjoy a beautiful fragrance though. And I like to invest in a really well-made fragrance that like I will wear until I'm at the bottom of the bottle. You know what I mean? Like I use it until there's nothing left.
Have done, I'm going to do a little tangent really quick. I've done like the Jo Malone's, okay? Those don't last. Jo Malone makes beautiful fragrances. They do not last. Don't waste your money. Killian. Killian is Rihanna's perfume of choice. I think Beyonce wears something from Killian as well. Killian is a very strong, very interesting perfume. maker of perfumes.
And this is like, I mean, the bitches on technology are like, I got stopped in the street for what I was wearing six times today. It's the fair amounts. Shut the fuck up, girl. It's because the perfume is really strong. That's all it is. It's just the strength of how this perfume was made. It's not that it smells that good. It's just that people can smell you from across the fucking room.
Killian is that. I have angel's share of Which is, it looks like it's in a little whiskey cup. It's a whiskey glass. It's really, really gorgeous. I was addicted to it for a while. Me and my friend Katie were. And then it just got too much. Like, not embarrassed, but like I would walk into a room and people would be like, oh. It's just that strong.
It's sexy for like a night out, you know, where like everyone's drunk and they're close to you and then they're like, you smell good. I'm like, yeah, motherfucker, because I sprayed this in a way where a mile away you could smell me coming. It's very vanilla-y. It's very warm. It's very spicy. It's very beautiful. It's not an everyday, so I stopped wearing it. My go-to used to be YSL Black Opium.
Of course, everyone has a YSL Black Opium phase because it's just good. It's warm and it's not overpowering, but it's sweet. It's just a very feminine, sexy fragrance. Then for a second, I tried to do like um, what, who makes that, Guerlain, Guerlain, Paris, Guerlain, okay, I did Jo Malone, um, Guerlain, Gookie, YSL, um, shit, what else, Diptyque, yeah, I've tried all the different, like,
famous you know what I mean like famous accessible ones I'm learning about brands and perfumers from perfume makers from Michelle Visage and other people that she follows on TikTok that I've never heard of and I'm very excited it's an addiction though it's a it's a problem because I don't I should not be spending that kind of money on those sort of things do you know what I mean
But it's fun to get into. So back to Killian. I think Rihanna's been known to wear one called Good Girl Gone Bad. Or maybe someone made that up. That one's a very beautiful fragrance as well. Again, they're just very intense. Some of the ones I've settled on right now are Diptyque makes one called Orpheon, which is beautiful. It's very androgynous, which I love.
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Chapter 6: How has Brittany's relationship with fragrances evolved?
Because sometimes I sleep too hard and I smell like scalp, okay? It just sort of happens to me sometimes. My dad is so greasy. It's a genetic thing, of course, is what I'm getting at. My dad is so greasy. Every single TV remote we've ever had in our home, all the little stickers on the buttons have been wiped off because he is so greasy. You can't even, hey dad, what did that used to say?
Couldn't tell you. But it's for muscle memory that he knows where the volume and where the channel and the numbers and all that bullshit is. It's because he's so greasy. On his side of the bed, on his headboard side, where he leans his head up against the headboard, it's been rubbed off because he's so greasy. I'm the same way. I'm humiliated. I'm in the shower scrubbing. I'm still greasy.
Hello.
Michelle Visage has started showing her grand collection of perfumes and I'm addicted. Like I'm trying not to give in and buy every single thing that she recommends because she sells them so well. Her number one fragrance of all time is this like fucked up coffee gourmand. And gourmand I believe is what, I always think of it as like food.
It's something that smells like cake or coffee or like it's food based I wanna say. What's the actual definition? Gourmand is a fragrance family that includes sweet notes like vanilla, chocolate, marshmallow, and whipped cream. The word gourmand comes from the medieval French term gourmand, which means glutton. Oh, perfect.
A gourmand is someone who is very interested in good food and drink and may have a hearty appetite. The term originally referred to someone who ate and drank excessively, but more commonly today, it means someone who is enthusiastic about good food and drink. In France, the term is sometimes used in a loving or playful way, but it can also have a negative connotation, meaning greedy.
Y'all know I love etymology. I had to go ahead and read that little paragraph for you right there right quick. Okay, yeah, a gourmand, it has to be the right gourmand for me. The gourmand has to be layered with something more masculine to balance it. Scandalwood does it so well. I don't know what the notes are in Scandalwood. We have to look it up, actually.
Grounding sandalwood flirts with exotic coriander, musk, and voluptuous Bulgarian rose. And I say, I don't like rose. I don't get rose from this from this perfume. It's so gaggy, honestly, how some perfumes, like, I'll read a description. It'll be like bergamot, white musk, amber, vetiver. And I'll be like, oh my God, that sounds so good. I love all those things.
Those are all my favorite sort of notes. And I'll smell it. Garbage chute, garbage disposal, grandmother, dead grandmother. Some companies just did it wrong. You have this beautiful array of notes. You did not mix them correctly. They do not mesh well with my skin. The thing too about Scandalwood is whatever grease is happening in my sort of genetic pool mixes very well with the Scandalwood, okay?
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Chapter 7: What are Brittany's favorite perfume brands?
My grease mixes well with Dita Von Teese's grease. Something chemical is happening there that's creating something very beautiful.
um yeah dude i don't i don't smell rose at all here but uh it's very beautiful atlas cedar coriander bulgarian rose labdanum labdanum labdanum what the fuck is labdanum labdanum sticky brown resin that comes from the rock rose plant it's a popular ingredient because of its warm musky and slightly sweet aroma it's often described as leathery animalic or amber like period Love that.
Love that for me. sandalwood and white musk. I love this perfume. I never would have guessed that there's a rose in it. I do not like, what's that famous dumb ass perfume that everyone loves? Marly, Parfum de Marly, Parfum de Marly. They make beautiful fragrances. They're just not for me. Their most famous one is that rose one. Y'all know what I'm talking about.
I'm just not, everyone sings the praises. The number one perfume you need if you want to be stopped in the street.
I actually just got so mad I went silent. I actually just got so pissed off I went quiet. I actually didn't have anything to say. I was so mad.
Okay. Um... Rose Parfum de Marly. Yeah, girl, this one. And it's so goddamn expensive for no reason. It's beautiful. It's beautiful, okay? It's giving Versailles, Rococo, Marie Antoinette. This is all, you know, it's definitely giving the Sun King, King Louis the... Hold on, let me test my history really quick. Sun King, King Louis the 16th? Yeah, I want to say the 16th.
Let's check it.
The Sun King. King Louis the 14th. Fuck! Damn it! Louis the 14th, also known as Louis the Great or the Sun King, was king of France from 1643 until 1715. Damn, 72 year long reign? That's nutso. You know he smelled bad! You know he smelled bad! Why was he called the Sun King? He chose the sun as his emblem and cultivated an image of himself as the sun god Apollo. Okay, that's me.
That's me when I said I'm a stag. When some random ass quiz from google.gov told me I was a stag and I said, hold on, rebrand incoming, I'm the stag queen. Yeah, yeah, I'm the stag queen. Let's look up the respective god. Who is the god? Hold on, maybe I might know it. The goddess of the hunt, Demeter.
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