79: Broski Royal Ballet School Is Now Open
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What are Brittany's New Year's resolutions?
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Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is the Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski.
How does Brittany view consumerism and overconsumption?
Bonjour, bonjour tout le monde, bonjour à tous et bonne année. Bonne, bonne année. Happy New Year. Bonne année. Bonne, bonne année. ¡Y feliz año nuevo a todos! ¡Feliz año nuevo! ¡Feliz año nuevo! ¡Feliz año nuevo! ¡Feliz año nuevo! ¡Y año nuevo ano! That means asshole. Happy new asshole to everyone listening! Dang! Shit! Guys, it's been a hot minute. And also, bonjour to you and yours, okay? I've been really intense into this, like, French face. Just see me through it, okay? Just let me get through it and out of it. There is a light at the end of the tunnel, okay? Guys, lots, lots to catch up on for serious, bro. Lots of things to be grateful for. Lots of things to... reposition your mindset on, okay?
Now, I just want to disclaim this episode by saying I know my bangs are really fucking thin and I'm self-conscious about it, okay? It's called having PCOS and it's called I think I'm going fucking bald. Also, it's called I've been dyeing my hair since I was in the seventh grade. Fuck you! If anyone wants to comment about my stringy bangs, you're going to have to talk to officer and sheriff. That's my two manicured nails, two manicured fists, okay? I'm going to throw a punch and then start crying because I broke a nail. Anyway, officer and sheriff, shut the, that's not even funny. Like, it's not even funny. Because the thing about this podcast is I say a joke and then it's like, if it's not funny, it just stays.
That's sort of like, you know, it's a time capsule for me in a year to look back and be like, oh, I hate myself, but I don't. I actually cut all that. Cut all that. I want to restart the episode. Hey guys, welcome back to the Broski Report. First of 2025. If you made it this far, God bless you. And look, let me just sort of spew some inspirational bullshit really quick before we get into some more inspirational bullshit, okay? Because I've been watching those Hope Corps videos y'all make, and that shit goes crazy, okay? That one of me ranting about there being shit in my E. coli and my baby carrots from Whole Foods. Yeah, you put it over some of that, like, ransom note text over a picture of some mountains. I'm crying. Because it's a reflection on the current state of the world. Oh, you can't even buy fresh produce. I'll be a fucking shit on it because you can't trust these factories and the man who's giving you food. They feed us their poison so they can sell us their medicine that makes us sick. Right?
Whole Foods baby carrots. Okay. Guys, Happy New Year. Happy New Year for real. And I just want to take a quick moment to say, look how far we've come. Look how far you've come. And take a quick moment today to pat yourself on the back. Because look back on all the hardest days of your entire life. The hardest moments you've ever struggled through and been like, I cannot survive this. And you fucking did. So... How about one of these? Okay, one of those little shitty inspirational messages. And now let's get into the real fucking tea. Let's get into the real mother tucking tea of 2025. Okay, 2025. You know, everyone talks about New Year's and like, New Year's resolution. And that bullshit that, what's that, Jim, posted that was like, we don't accept new memberships on January 1st, you fucking bitch. It was this crazy tweet that one of those Jims posted that was like, we do not accept new memberships on January 1st because you fat bitches always, you stop coming, you fat fucking asshole. I was like, God damn.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are Brittany's New Year's resolutions?
0:00–0:44
2
How does Brittany view consumerism and overconsumption?
0:44–5:04
3
What are Brittany's thoughts on reading and literature?
5:04–10:06
4
Why is Fahrenheit 451 relevant today?
10:06–13:51
5
What insights does Brittany share about social media?
13:51–16:20
6
What is Brittany's newfound love for ballet?
16:20–21:41
7
What messages does Brittany want to leave with her audience?
21:41–1:06:56