94: Leg Cramps & Bird Anatomy
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Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is the Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski. Well, in the merry month of May, from my home I started, left the girls a tomb, nearly broken-hearted, saluted father dear, kissed my darling mother, drank a pint of beer, my grief and tears to smother, then off to reap the corn, leave where I was born, cut a stout black thorn to banish ghosts and goblins, a brand new pair of brogues, rattling o'er the bogs, frightening all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin, one, two, three, four, five, hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road and all the way to Dublin, rock...
Who is Jack O'Connell and why is he mentioned?
The accent wasn't great. Okay, here are my notes. Okay, I'm doing notes. Gays, please, I just said gays. Gays, give me notes. And I know you bitches have them. Notes are the Irish accent is not that strong. Really needs to be better. I can't nail a singular Irish accent, which is hard for me to admit because I like to think I'm an accent queen. I like to think I'm a character queen. Takes a long time, okay? In the lifespan of Brittany, the Ireland thing is relatively new. I've been doing Towie and Essex, South London, way longer than I've had this Irish fixation. And now I've come over, okay? I've switched sides. But I find it hard. I find it kind of hard, right? It's not good. And the North of Ireland is so much different than like the Dublin accent from Cork, right?
When you get all the way down there to like Kilkenny, hey, what the fuck are you guys saying? But I'm going to decode it. I'm going to figure it out because I care. It's tough.
Then off to reap the corn! A brand new pair of brogues. I love Jack O'Connell. What the hell? I love Jack O'Connell. I love Jack O'Connell.
I love him, dude. He has a grip on my life right now. Please just keep with me, guys. I'm sorry. I will be over it. Give it another week or two. I'll be done. I promise. Do you remember in 2022 when I had that Robert Pattinson fixation? That lasted for, I'm not joking, about two, three months. Whenever Batman came out. Y'all stuck with me through that, okay? Now, do you also, the Pedro Pascal phase? That was a long one. And then I gave it up and now he's back, okay? And I've relapsed. It comes in waves. I had an Oscar Isaac phase, short-lived. So sometimes it's short, sometimes it's long. Sebastian Stan, he came out of nowhere. When I met him for Sundance last year, two years ago, that took over me like, and then I was with it for like a week and then it was gone. Jack O'Connell? I've seen every movie he's ever been in. I've seen every Vimeo student film project he's ever even gotten near. Oh, it's a level that's just, it's obsessive to a point that I can't even speak about it. I'd like to apologize.
Guys, welcome back to the Broski Report. Long time no see. Many things on my mind today. Many a silly or serious topic. You guys pick. One, two, three. Hope you said serious because that's what I want to start with. Here's something that's been on my brain, on my noggin. See, what is that? It's been on my fucking brain. See, that feels more natural, but it's not. Some of you freaks are doing AP testing right now. I remember when I took my AP test. I passed all of them because that was my life worth. You know what I mean? As a high schooler, as a child, if I wasn't smart, what was I? Like that was just kind of how my relationship with my brain was in high school. I didn't have time to be depressed or anxious because I was studying. You know what I mean?
Then I hit 21, 22, and I was like, oh, this is what you guys were talking about. Oh, I'm actually, I've arrived at the party now. Anyway. So AP testing for me, I did all AP classes in high school. I never took one regular class because I was like, that's not my destiny, okay? I have to be really good at this one thing. The only, and this checks out now that I'm thinking about it. The only class that I took that I did not place in, like that I didn't get college credit for was my calculus class. Hate math. I'm not good at math. I've never been good at math. And it makes me feel stupid because I am, what is that? I'm right-brained? What side of the brain is creative? Right. According to popular voo, create, voo?
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