THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 78 — Morning Routines? Great Pyramid Secrets? Snow Woke?
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What unusual morning routines are discussed in this episode?
Hey everybody, Thought Crime Saturday. What is your morning routine? Well, you might not be able to see it, but I put a banana on my face and put my head in cold water. What? That's right. All on this Thought Crime Saturday. Also, are there cities underneath the pyramids? We try to get Blake to even give an inch on the fact that aliens might have built some of the ancient civilizations. That and more. Email us, as always, freedom at charliekirk.com and become a member, members.charliekirk.com. That is members.charliekirk.com. Buckle up, everybody. Here we go. Charlie, what you've done is incredible here. Maybe Charlie Kirk is on the college campus.
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is this better than the tucker launch probably it actually may be has there been a tweet that's broken a billion before because this this one might end up breaking a billion so jack doesn't even know about this video unless he's trolling us but this thing you haven't id'd it but also i i've not so i'm not really sure it's the saratoga video jack
Oh yeah. I love the Saratoga along with my banana every single day.
That's what we just were saying. So, and so I, I saw when I first saw this video, I just, I was like hysterically laughing. I had to watch it five or six times because it is the ultimate, it is the ultimate fake influencer where you do absolutely nothing for four or five hours.
Nothing. I think what really struck me with this is we've seen so many female versions of this. You see all the female versions, but this is the first real male version that went super viral. This has 750 million views.
750 million. That's crazy. And it's so outrageous. He wakes up at like 3.53. We'll show the video. He takes off the little tape of his mouth and he does nothing for four hours. You got to wake up at 3 a.m. so that you can like do a little bit of exercise and put tape on your mouth. And the guy is built like Hercules. Yeah. I mean, he's built like unbelievably well. And part of his like routine is just sitting and like journaling to himself and journaling about nothing. All right. This video has gone so viral. Let's cut 3.24. Toga Water gets me. I love Saucer, you are. It's relatable. Instead of Icy? I'll do it. You can't get it on any electronics.
How do we have two? For you. I already dumped mine. We're gonna see mine in a moment.
So on podcasting, someone narrate this as this is happening.
So, I mean, he's going through his morning routine, which includes dunking his face in water. He, like, goes and... Is this where he's going to go swimming? So he does, like, three separate workouts in a highly inefficient way.
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