The Chaser Report

Can We Have That Taken Off The Record?

04 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Remember that time that Woolworths' CEO Brad Banducci stormed out of an ABC interview early after trash talking the former ACCC head? And then how he ...

Donald Trump (Re)Plays The Race Card | David Smith

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Donald Trump has questioned if Kamala Harris is actually a black woman. To explain exactly how wrong he is, and why Trump has attempted this line of t...

Yearly Dose Of Matilda Fever

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As Australia wakes up to see the results of how our beloved Matildas play against the USA at the Olympics, let's look back at the time we jumped on th...

The Best Olympic Mistakes | Andrew Hansen

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Andrew Hansen joins Dom Knight for a look back at some of the bets minor mishaps to occur in Olympic Games history. Admittedly, some of them are a bit...

The Worst Olympic Opening Ceremony Ever (It Had Celine Dion) | Andrew Hansen

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Chaser Report resident sports-commentator Andrew Hansen joins Dom Knight to give a recap on the Paris 2024 Olympics so far. Want to know what happ...

Rupert Murdoch's Next In Line Is....

28 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In honour of Rupert Murdoch failing to choose who will take the next position as head of his empire, listen back to the episode we released when he fi...

How Does Kamala Change The US Election? | Emma Shortis

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dr Emma Shortis joins Dom Knight yet again, this time to unpack how Kamala Harris has shaken up the election entirely. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

bare minimum thurs

24 Jul 2024

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i love bare minimum thursday. screw you, i'm not paid enough for this. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What Even Is Kayak Cross? | Andrew Hansen

23 Jul 2024

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Dom is joined by Andrew Hansen to discuss some of the confusing new sports at the Paris Olympics, including kayak cross. But what's it crossed with? ...

Bye Bye Biden: It's Joever | David Smith

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Assoc Prof David Smith of the US Studies Centre at the University of Sydney joins Dom Knight to cover yet another historic day in US politics, as Joe ...

Everything That Happened At The RNC | David Smith

21 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom is joined yet again by David Smith, Associate Professor of the US Studies Centre and Political Sciences at the University of Sydney, to get a full...

Project 2025: What Could A Second Trump Presidency Look Like? | Dr Emma Shortis

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dr Emma Shortis, Senior Researcher in the International and Security Affairs Program at The Australian Institute, joins Dom Knight to explain what a s...

Tenacious D-eported | Andrew Hansen

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Andrew Hansen joins Dom Knight to discuss the recent media frenzy about a joke made by Tenacious D. But did you know that more shows have been cancell...

Nukey Poo's Crappy Antarctic Adventure | Chris Taylor

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Taylor joins Dom Knight to explore the story of 'Nukey Poo', the small nuclear reactor installed at an Antarctic base in the 60s. Hosted on Acas...

How Elon Musk Wants To Populate Mars By Himself | Chris Taylor

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Christ Taylor joins Dom Knight to veer away from the politics of Earth for an episode, and instead focus on the politics of another planet -- Mars! Ho...

Trump Assassination Attempt: What Happens Next? | David Smith

14 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this uncharacteristically joke-free episode, Dom Knight is joined by Associate Professor David Smith of the US Studies Centre at the University of ...

The 6:57 News | Mark Humphries

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom Knight is joined by brand new Channel Seven employee, Mark Humphries, who explains all his processes to his new satirical news segment on the netw...

Grandpa Biden's Not Going Anywhere | David Smith

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Assoc Prof David Smith from the US Studies Centre at the University of Sydney (and the epic PEP podcast) joins Dom to assess the wreckage of Joe Biden...

How To Do A Dutton Impersonation | Dan Ilic

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom Knight is joined by comedian, producer, and podcast-award hoarder Dan Ilic. Dan and Dom catch up, as Dan shares his keen insight from both a satir...

Piers Morgan VS Barbie | John Delmenico

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Remember when the Barbie movie came out and all the world's worst men got really mad? Yeah, that was weird hey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Why Don't Bald Politicians Get Elected? | Chris Taylor

07 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Australia's politicians enjoyed an evening of formality and humour at the annual Midwinter Ball, which has Dom and Chris investigate the hesitancy Aus...

Farewelling 14 Years Of Tories | Chris Taylor

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom Knight is joined by Chris Taylor as they provide a semi-thorough analysis of the UK Election result, and farewell the 14 years of Tory Government....

Laugh Till You Die | Andrew Denton | CHANGEMAKERS

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Andrew Denton helped put The Chaser on TV back in the day. To make up for that he has tried to make the world a better place. Today you can hear him s...

All Hail King Trump

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles (yes, he's still here) unpack the new powers that have been given to the US President that effectively make him King. Hosted on Acast....

Will Albo Call An Early Election?

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles is back (I don't know what's going on either) and he and Dom unpack the expulsion of Fatima Payman from the ALP. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

History's Greatest Dodderers | Andrew Hansen

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom Knight is joined by Andrew Hansen who shares some of history's oldest and frailest world leaders. This of course has nothing to do with anything h...

Joe Biden Has Quiet Quit The Presidency

29 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In classic Chaser Report fashion, Charles and Dom bring you their full recap of the first Trump vs Biden debate... without watching it. Given how the ...

The Difference Between The Surprise Spruiker & Crazy Warehouse Guy | Andrew Hansen

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Taking a look back at our WAR STORIES series when Andrew Hansen told Charles and Dom about the fine differences between some of his most iconic charac...

What Are Julian Assange's Next Steps?

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles tackle the biggest story in the country: Julian Assange's freedom. Also, Dom has a special announcement about an incredible Chaser Rep...

Who Records A Podcast In An Art Gallery | LIVE

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles Firth is joined by Craig Reucassel, Mark Humphries, Gabbi Bolt, and international photographer Jennifer Forward-Hayter to talk about the latte...

Peter Dutton Is All About That Baseload

24 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles Firth has another political theory about Peter Dutton's nuclear energy plan. Unfortunately for Charles, Dom Knight has baseloads. Baseload bas...

2024: A Space Tragedy

23 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There are astronauts currently stranded in the International Space Station. Nasa cannot save them, Boeing cannot save them, and Elon Musk cannot save ...

Duttonheimer

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles address the story of the week: Dutton's nuclear future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did We Call The 2025 Election Last November???

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We hate to admit it, but if things keep going the way they are, then Charles might actually be ... right? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

Introducing The Newest Member Of Seven News | Mark Humphries

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles' dear friend and fellow War On 2024 tour act Mark Humphries has just been announced as a new member of the Seven News team. Naturally, Charles...

Teaching Penny Wong To Say 'No'

16 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles has made an incredible discovery -- Penny Wong cannot say no. Or answer any question directly it would seem. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Apple Intelligence Still Won't Fix Apple Maps | Welcome To The Future

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom take a look at what Apple has promised about their new product: Apple Intelligence. Then they take a guess at how well those promises ...

Predicting How Elon Musk Will Die

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom presents new details from a deep dive into the Titan OceanGate submersible that show it was even more ridiculous than we ever knew. Meanwhile Char...

Move Over Bonza, There's A New Aussie Airline In Town

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles feel bad for not buying Bonza Air like they said they would. So to right that wrong, they invent a brand new airline that actually hig...

Watch Out For Peter Costello

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles cover the story of Peter Costello's big weekend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Looking Back At The Defamation Awards

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Be sure to get in quick and make your picks for the 2024 Defo Awards! My money is on ***** ******** suing himself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Is The Future A Dystopia, Or Utopia? | Welcome To The Future

05 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom decide they actually hate the future. Wait, no they don't. Oh no, yes they do. Put them down as a maybe, they'll tell you in the futur...

Bill Shorten's $600K Zinger Generator

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom take a look at the multiple scandals surrounding Bill Shorten, including his $600K speech writer, and the accounts of fraud in the NDI...

Australia's Homegrown Drones

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom take a look at Australia's newest piece of local-made hardware. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should Donald Trump Hire Bruce Lehrmann As His Lawyer?

02 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Since our last episode, Donald Trump was convicted as guilty and Bruce Lehrmann has filed for an appeal against his defamation case loss. But for Char...

The Mine Aquatic With Scott Morrison

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Scott Morrison has scored himself yet another job, this time it's mining the ocean. Listen and find out why Dom and Charles are surprisingly unworried...

How The Chaser Responds To Scam Calls

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As Dom and Charles find out, the best way to answer a scam call is more morally complicated than you'd think. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...

Australia Should Start A Violent Housing Militia

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode features Charles and Dom debating how foreign policy could be used to solve the housing market. That foreign policy happens to involve sh...

Albo's Tenant Invites Us To His Eviction Party | Jim Flanagan

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles sit for a chat with Anthony Albanese's soon-to-be evicted tenant, Jim Flanagan. Jim shares how his life became a media-circus after Th...

Google's New AI Tells You To Eat Rocks, Glue, And Gasoline

26 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Google has unveiled the next step backward in AI, much to the delight of Charles and Dom. Join them as they showcase some of the atrocious search resu...

Afghanistan Gets The "Where The Bloody Hell Are You?" Treatment

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles needs a holiday, and Dom reckons he has the perfect destination... Afghanistan! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How To Extort Gina Rinehart With Art

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles concoct a foolproof plan on how to make infinite money from the most famous woman in the world this week, Gina Rinehart. Turns out all...

Getting Our FLiRT On

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Apologies for disappearing, poor Dom caught COVID's newest variant: FLiRT. No, we aren't making that name up. Anyway we're back, leave a five star rev...

Budget Preview: Hypothetical Submarines for All!

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom deep dive into a preview ahead of tonights Federal Budget. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles is now a Global Wanker(nomics expert)

12 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles is taking his live show to Edinburgh, and Dom tries and fails to contain his jealousy. Plus, we reveal how to make a $weet fortune in kickback...

Charles reckons you can use Bluetooth in space!

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In yet another outlandish and implausible claim, Charles claims scientists have figured out how to use Bluetooth beyond the Earth’s atmosphere. Havi...

We're criticising Qantas until they let us into the Chairman's Lounge

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Chaser has been pretty critical of Qantas since the earliest days of our newspaper – and recently we sold lots of highly satirical QANTARSE merc...

When 81 meets 38: a billionaire’s love story

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today Charles and Dom explore a modern love story for the ages – very different ages, namely those of 81-year-old billionaire investor Robert Whyte ...

Kristi Noem Shoots Her Shot To Be Trump's VP

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom introduces Charles to one of Donald Trump's potential Vice Presidents. What is it that makes Kristi Noem stand out above all the rest? She's not a...

A Not So Bonza Idea

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom are proud to introduce The Chaser Report's newest sponsor: Bonza Air. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How To Avoid Doing Jury Duty For Donald Trump

28 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To return from their break with a bang, Dom and Charles take a look at how Donald Trump's jury was picked for one of his many criminal trials. Hosted ...

We'll Be Back April 29

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Just going out to get milk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bruce Lehrmann Achieves Goal of Losing Title of ‘Alleged Rapist’

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bruce fought the law and the law won. Dom and Charles take you through all the results from Bruce Lehrmann's defamation case against Channel 10, and w...

That Time We Bragged About Being 100% Correct About The OceanGate Submersible

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles is sick... sick of being right all the time that is! After looking back at how cool it was to correctly predict the outcome of the OceanGate T...

That Time We Were 100% Correct About The OceanGate Submersible

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Here at The Chaser Report we don't like to gloat about when we were right, mostly because it happens so much. However today Charles felt like remember...

Alarmist Climate Scientists Weren't Alarmist Enough

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles tells Dom he has good news about the climate. If you've been with the podcast for any length of time, then by now you will know that Charles h...

Don't Go Breaking My Mart: ColesWorth Duopoly To Stay

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles briefs Dom on what the investigation into Coles and Woolworths is going to do about breaking up the duopoly. Hint: f*ck all. Hosted on Acast....

How To Build Rapport With Bruce Lehrmann (Taylor's Version)

07 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom Knight and Charles Firth take an objective look at the testimony of Taylor Auerbach in Bruce Lehrmann's defamation case, without adding any of the...

Google Incognito Mode Actually Just Cognito Mode | Welcome To The Future

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In a crossover episode with our Welcome To The Future podcast, Charles and Dom bring you the latest tech news, including: Amazon admitting how it's 'J...

'Pay What You Feel' Tickets | Matt Harvey

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom are joined by comedian and writer for The Shot, and (more impressively) The Shovel, Matt Harvey! Matt is performing at the Melbourne I...

Charles Explains Trump Economics While Drunk

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Donald Trump has figured out a way to make himself infinite money, as Charles drunkenly explains. Please leave a 5 Star review so that we tell Charles...

Labor's Deportation Laws Are Liberal Cosplay

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You know your laws on refugees are bad when even PAULINE HANSON thinks they're a step too far. Dom brings you up to speed on the weird/evil new laws t...

AI and Ice-Cream | Welcome To The Future

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In the face of all the horrid news of the present, Dom presents Charles with three products from the future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

FIFA's 2034 Woke World Cup

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom loves football and is overjoyed to hear that FIFA has decided to grow a sense of ethics. Ethics that mean there's only one place woke enough to ho...

Exclusive: Where Are The AUKUS Submarines Being Kept?

24 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles debriefs Dom on his adventures with spies using a very convenient loophole that means he can yap about whatever he wants. Using this loophole,...

Jared Kushner Solves Gaza

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom explains to Charles the genius solutions for the Gaza conflict that Jared Kushner has come up with, including the real estate potential. Hosted o...

ASIO Confirmed They're Monitoring Us

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For whatever reason, Charles has been legitimately contracted by Australia's security service for a task. Dom tries to help Charles plan how to succee...

Kate Middleton Being "Alive" Won't Stop Conspiracy Theories

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom Knight has the latest on sighting of Kate Middleton. Meanwhile Charles Firth has ACTUAL PROOF that Prince William had an affair with Rose Hanbury....

Prince William Puts The 'C' In 'Crown'

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom bring you The Chaser's weekly Kate Middleton update, as is our journalistic duty. Where is the Duchess of Cambridge? How is Meghan Mar...

The Farewell Party Scott Morrison Deserves

17 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Scott Morrison's farewell party in his own seat got postponed for a reason that was as unfortunate as it was unforeseeable. Dom and Charles plan how t...

US Congress Vote To Ban TikTok

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The US Congress have voted to ban TikTok, and Charles believes he's the core reason. Meanwhile Dom investigates further into the details of our $700 t...

WE'RE GIVING AWAY $700 TRILLION

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In honour of The Chaser Report's upcoming 7,000,000th listener, we are giving away $700 TRILLION. Email [email protected] to say why the money bel...

Bruce Lehrmann Sues White Powder For Defamation

12 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bruce Lehmann has been filmed in his own home at a party with some unnamed white powder. In thematically unrelated news, mass amounts of cocaine has b...

Kate Middleton's Photoshop Fail + Oscars Recap

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kate Middleton has resurfaced, and Buckingham Palace has executed a photoshop job worse than Channel 9's AI. Plus Charles and Dom bring you a comprehe...

Happy 93rd Birthday Rupert Murdoch

10 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rupert Murdoch has gotten engaged for a SIXTH time, just before his 93rd birthday. In the spirit of love, Charles and Dom take a look at what the next...

The Bright Side Of Microplastics & Zuckerberg's Evil Lair

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom gives us a full tour of Mark Zuckerberg's underground lair (that totally isn't evil). Meanwhile Charles has some good news about microplastics. Al...

Greens Destroy The Housing Un-Crisis

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Max Chandler-Mather presents the Greens' solution for the housing "un-crisis" as Charles puts it. Meanwhile Dom debates the awkwardness of Peter Dutto...

Dutton Wants A Fukushima In Your Backyard

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dutton shows off his political bravery with a radioactive new policy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Liberals Win* Dunkley By-Election

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In a devastating loss to Labor, the Liberal Party did not win the by-election for the seat of Dunkley... or did they? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Where Is Kate Middleton???

03 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A member of the British Royal Family is missing, which can only mean one thing for Charles and Dom: heinous speculation. And pegging jokes, because we...

Exclusive: Unmasking The Spy In Parliament

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's a spy in the midst of Australian politics! And the two great minds capable of identifying the traitor are not Charles and Dom. Hosted on Acast...

Taking A Shot Every Time Scott Morrison Mentions A Taylor Swift Song

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles debrief on Scott Morrison's farewell speech. Then they move onto far more interesting matters, and plot how to create their own billio...

Pre-Gaming For Scott Morrison's Farewell Speech

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom make their incredible predictions about what will be in Scott Morrison's farewell speech. Stay tuned for tomorrow when they compare ho...

Biden Deepfake Inaccurately Speaks In Full Sentences

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The American Presidential Election 2024 has already been plagued by instances of AI causing havoc and confusion. A totally real and not AI generated C...

Trump's Sneakiest Business Move Yet

25 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Donald Trump owes over half a billion dollars as a result of his recent losses in court, so what genius business move has he done to make a quick buck...

Talking About Taylor Swift Because We Apparently Have To

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Literally all other news can get f*cked I guess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci Storms Out Of Job

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom talk about Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci who-- actually can we have that taken off record? No? Alright, bye. Hosted on Acast. See acast...

You, Me, and Asbestos Makes Three

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you enjoy your city, but wish it had more asbestos like Sydney? Well lucky for you, today Dom and Charles will give you all the asbestos you'll nee...

Martin Shkreli, Lick Our Nuts | Ange Lavoipierre

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The ABC's National Technology Reporter Ange Lavoipierre joins Dom Knight to talk about a radical tech cult that believes the AI movement needs to "Acc...

What Really Killed Alexei Navalny? (Not Putin)

18 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mean critic of the heroic Putin and owner of polonium underpants Alexei Navalny has died, of normal and uninteresting death-based causes that Charles ...