The Chaser Report

Adelaide's Bad Blood With Taylor Swift

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles is in Adelaide, where he has discovered the people there are furious at Taylor Swift for robbing them of $100 million. Dom makes fun of Charle...

ABC's Nemesis, But Just The Good Shit | John Delmenico

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom Knight is joined by Chaser editor John Delmenico, who watched all 4+ hours of ABC's Nemesis, and has compiled all the best moments into one episod...

How Taylor Swift, Joe Biden, And The CIA Rigged The Super Bowl

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles confirm exactly how Taylor Swift and Joe Biden have been working hand in hand from the beginning to rig this year's Super Bowl and est...

Slum-Dom Millionaire

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Labor's new "Help To Own" policy has been slammed as inflationary by the Greens, who want to abolish negative gearing and become a socialist state. Do...

We Demand A Barnaby Joyce Royal Commission

11 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles ask the important questions about Barnaby Joyce being spotted in a gutter, like why didn't anyone offer him a beer? Hosted on Acast. S...

What's Really In Your Stanley Cups?

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For The Chaser Report 2024, Dom and Charles want to bring you news on the hippest trends (their words, not mine). For that reason, we spend today's ep...

Dom Becomes A QUEEEEENSLANDER

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom Knight is in Brisbane, and can feel the Queensland culture starting to seep into his DNA -- what will he become? Meanwhile Charles talks about the...

Dutton Says He Supports PM Who He Said Can't Be Trusted

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom unpack the mental gymnastics utilised by Peter Dutton while he calls Albanese the "liar in The Lodge" who "robbed" the Australian peo...

Cheap As Elon Musk's Brain Chips

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In our first Chaser Report X Welcome To The Future crossover of 2024, Charles and Dom present to you a mix of Elon Musk news. First up, the brain read...

Scott Morrison - In Memoriam

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Scott Morrison is finally, finally, finally gone. We did it folks. God is real. (If you listened to this episode and it had the wrong audio that was t...

What Is A 'Nacho Cheese Subscription'?

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As part of Charles' 2024 New Year's resolutions he's agreed to do the opposite of everyone else, which in this case means subscribing to everything......

6 Good News Stories To Start 2024

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles are back(ish) for The Chaser Report 2024! Returning weekly for January, enjoy as Charles brings Dom a confusing roundup of the year's ...

2023: The Lowest Of The Lowest Pt. 2

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Continuing their wrap of 2023, Dom and Charles bring you all the highlights from the second half of this mediocre-at-best B-minus of a year. Thank you...

2023: The Lows And Lowers Pt. 1

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles Firth and Dom Knight present The Chaser Report's year in review of 2023! It's our special two-part episode where we look back at everything th...

No More Cancer OR Eccy Tuesdays

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles has spent most of 2023 bringing you "good news stories" in which he sarcastically delivered the worst news you've ever heard. Not today. Host...

The Defamation Awards Of 2023!

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Charles Firth and Dom Knight as they present The Defo's! With prestigious award categories like "Best Case Initiated By A War Criminal" and the h...

Should We Really Be Rebelling Against Extinction?

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A climate protest in Melbourne blocks traffic (we promised traffic reports!), and AusPost announce a groundbreaking change to how you'll not get your ...

How Should We Prank King Charles? | Sami Shah

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sami Shah of News Weakly joins Dom Knight to discuss the royal family and King Charles and Queen Camilla's trip to Australia next year. Obviously the ...

COP28 President Supports Natural Gaslighting

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In another "We Told You So" episode of The Chaser Report, Dom celebrates his successful prediction that hosting a climate change summit in Dubai, run ...

How Crypto Billionaires Are Exactly Like Bond Villains

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom provide an insightful explanation of how crypto is a Ponzi scheme, and bring you to speed on the latest crypto-billionaires to start f...

Dom Hates Paul Kelly | Word Of The Year 2023 Pt. 2

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom continues to tour Charles through Macquarie's list of words of 2023, and starts off with a highly controversial take on one of Australia's most ce...

2023's Word Of The Year

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom takes a walk down the Macquarie's Word Of The year list for 2023, and Charles tries to guess what they mean. CHALLENGE: If you can accurately gues...

Exclusive: Albanese's Leadership Spill Has Started

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How To Start A Podcast Shittier Than This One

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom Knight, who is officially studying podcasting, presents a list of genuine reasons why YOU, OUR DEAR LISTENER should start your own podcast. Howeve...

We Bought A Zoo (Onto A Plane)

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles Firth presents what he earnestly declares as "the world's greatest story". Listen and find out what's so funny about animals on a plane, and w...

ChatGPT's CEO Sacked And Replaced By AI

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles Firth, who has spent the last 18 months ingesting all the world's data on LLM's and Open AI, tells you the (maybe) real reason why the company...

Optus's CEO Outage

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

CEO of Optus, Kelly Bayer Rosmarin, has resigned to spend more time with her burner phones. In the meantime, Charles and Dom talk about how India lost...

"Live and Arty" | Craig Reucassel, Mark Humphries, Jennifer Forward-Hayter, Gabbi Bolt & Charles Firth

19 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Chaser Report Live & Arty was recorded on the 17th of November at The Tap Gallery. Discussing art, archibalds, renting, and terrible podcast d...

Suella is Out, Smoking is In!

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles chat Barnaby's wedding, the recent departure of Suella Braverman, and also smoking is back! Yipee! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

SAS Tuvalu

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles talk about the recent developments in Australian refugee policy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WAR STORIES: Chas's Most Painful Pranks (Throwback Episode)

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry, Dom and Charles are on smoko apparently so here's a neat throwback to an episode where Chas told us some painful stories from The War on Everyt...

Can A.I. Replace Dom?

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom's not here, so Charles reckons he can sustain an episode by replacing him with Chat GPT's ai bot and... well it's certainly an episode! Hosted on ...

Photographing a Larrakin | Jennifer Forward-Hayter

12 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of The Chaser Report, Charles chats to travelling photographer Jennifer Forward-Hayter about her tales in photography, and her upcomin...

Hopefully This Episode Uploads (We're With Optus)

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Like an unreliable situationship, Optus ghosted us again. Charles and Dom chat the Optus outage and how telco companies could be improved upon. Hosted...

Scomo Needs a Day Job

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode must be recorded in a time machine because Boris Johnson and Scott Morrison think they're relevant again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Australian Epic | Andrew Hansen

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Andrew Hansen joins Charles and Dom to discuss his new original musical TV show, Australian Epic. (Available now on ABC iView) Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Don't Do Drugs Kids (Give Them To Us)

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode Dom explores the intricacies of drug legislation and pill testing, and Charles... well Charles pretty much just asks for drugs the ent...

How Not To Steal Eight Billion Dollars

05 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles tell the harrowing tale of an American white guy from a privileged background, facing the consequences of his actions. Hosted on Acast...

It's Time To Sack Our Audience

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom chat audience feedback and soggy Chaser annuals. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're Calling The Next Election

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom come for Antony Greens job, and call the next federal election 18 months early. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

Quantum Computing (not) EXPLAINED!

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom discuss how Quantum Computing makes the new Macbook look like the old Macbook. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

Earth's Vital Signs Are Not Looking Good

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Climate Change vs AI; which will kill the earth first? Charles and Dom discuss the world's best killers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Republican Debate Gets Edgy | John Delmenico

29 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles are joined by resident Gen Z representative and Chaser.com.au editor John Delmenico. John was forced to watch the US Republican primar...

Reading Your Reviews

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom, to their delight/chagrin read your reviews. In retrospect we're sorry it's not Mark Humphries reading them instead. Hosted on Acast. ...

Help Us Enshittify Everything

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom want enshittify in the dictionary, and will go to great lengths to get it there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

The Pratt Files

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Pratt by name, prat by nature. Dom and Charles discuss Anthony Pratt's recently released tapes, regarding his connections to Donald Trump and King Cha...

You Were Always Going To Listen To This Episode

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode Dom and Charles discuss a new study by Robert Sapolsky, which they apparently do against their free will. Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Clover War- Sorry We Mean Moore

22 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles once again take a stab at solving the conflict in the Middle East. The White House reportedly has Charles on standby. Hosted on Acast....

Fake Plane Parts and Royal Resurrection

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of The Chaser Report, Charles reveals some dodgy airline mechanics and Dom poses the all important question, "What would you use A.I. ...

Crosby (Textor) Deals & Cash

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles do a deep dive into the schmoozy endeavours of the world's favourite lobbying firm, Crosby Textor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

Solving The Housing Crisis With Modern Warfare

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

War! Hmm! Yeah! What is it good for? Fixing China's economy apparently. Dom and Charles discuss China's economic crisis and how a cheeky war might fix...

Deadlines and Dead Lizards

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles tells the harrowing tale of a lizard gone too soon, and Dom and Charles spend some time discussing what qualities make a good satirical news c...

Let's Have More Referendums!

15 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom reflect on The Voice referendum and come up with better* ways for the Labor party to use referendums in the future.*cannot guarantee t...

Google That Voice Referendum Thing | Briggs

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Senator Briggs joins Charles and Dom ahead of the referendum this weekend to talk about how the campaign has been for him, the importance of the Voice...

Some Good News (And By Good We Mean Bad)

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles bless your ears with some good news about famously happy topics such as; political religious bigotry, Ben Roberts-Smith and everyone's...

Who Wants To Be A Ten-Quintillionaire?

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Late stage capitalism has gone galactic! In this episode Charles and Dom discuss a new asteroid with expensive taste, delude themselves into thinking ...

Australia's World Cup Bidding War With Saudi Arabia

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Wondering what's happening in the Middle East? Well, keep wondering. In this episode Charles and Dom debate whether or not Australia should bid agains...

The AI Ate My Homework

08 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles presents his most News.com style segment yet. Meanwhile Dom realises that AI could become the catch all excuse for everything. Hosted on Acast...

Why The World's Fastest Billionaire is Facing Jail

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom gleefully recount the fall of the crypto FTX empire. Also stick to the end for an exclusive announcement on Chaser's Christmas merch! ...

Donald Trump's FIRST EVER CONSEQUENCE

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Donald Trump faced court and was found guilty? Madness in the US Senate? Dom and Charles bring you up to speed on the latest news from the wild west t...

Every Referendum Conspiracy DEBUNKED!

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom has a list of all the most convincing conspiracy theories about The Voice Referendum that you need to hear to believe. WAKE UP SHEEPLE. Hosted on...

Tinder's Weird New Elon-Musk-Style Update

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles, self-titled champions of "the apps", give a breakdown on how Tinder has shot itself in the cock with it's new pay-to-creep update. Ho...

Is The iPhone 15 Pro WORTH IT?

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Every age has its Epic. Homer's Illiad, Dante's Divine Comedy, Priscilla Queen of the Desert - even these pale in comparison to the grand story of Dom...

Mike Pezzulo's Textual Chemistry | Senator Nick McKim

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Secretary of Australian Department of Home Affairs, Mike Pezzulo, has played the game of thrones, and was winning up until now. Charles and Dom are jo...

Wallabies' Coach Needs To Go | Peter FitzSimons

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Author, journalist, and ex-Wallaby Peter FitzSimons joins Dom Knight all the way from Lyon where Australia's beloved rugby union side just got smashed...

Dictator Dan's Reign Of Terror Is Over | Sami Shah

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dictator Dan has ceded power! The communist nightmare is over! Dom Knight is joined by leader of the Victorian rebellion, Sami Shah to unpack the hist...

Exposing Aussie Icon's SHOCKING Secret

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode costs $20. Podcast delivery fee is $4.99. Additional service fee adds $6.32. Licensing fee + $1.87. Fee fee of $3.01. Chaser Report owner...

God (Murdoch) Retires!

24 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Rupert Murdoch has stepped down! Or up - we're not entirely sure! Join Charles and Dom as they give the breakdown on why this is Rupert's most humblin...

Alan Joyce Received $21Million, But Our CEO Got...

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy 78th birthday Charles! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Could Alan Joyce SAVE The Voice???

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom is back in the podcast chair, and in his time off has been reading up on the Voice to Parliament - did you know it's actually racist to vote yes? ...

The World Ending Threat That ISN'T Climate Change | Mark Humphries

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark Humphries and Charles Firth discuss the world ending computer bug that will destroy everything we hold deae. Strap in listener, the Y2K bug is ba...

How Can YOU Earn $240 Million In 100 Days? | Mark Humphries

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark Humphries joins Charles Firth on The Chaser Report to figure out how a group of hackers made $240 million so fast, and what they did with it. Hos...

Death Of The Queen - One Year On | Andrew Hansen

17 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We take a look at an episode recorded the week of Queen Elizabeth II's death with Andrew Hansen and John Delmenico. Remember the time we upset the ent...

What Happens When Schools Ban Phones

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles' kids have become the first victims of Chris Minns' utopia creating phone ban in schools. You will absolutely never guess the thing that got b...

Apple's New iPhone Gave Us Necrosis

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The only way Charles and Dom could manage to get through talking about Apple's newest product line was a whole lotta booze. Unfortunately you have to ...

Elon Musk In Trouble For Monkeying Around

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles issues a formal apology to Elon for our previous comments on the experiments held on monkeys by Musk's company Neuralink. Hosted on Acast. See...

Alan Joyce's Anti-Competitive Benefits

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

As Alan Joyce makes his departure from Qantas, Dom and Charles unpack the many perks he will receive in parting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

Dymocks Hackers' Commit Novel Crime

10 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom unravel the page turning story of the latest data-hack scandal to shock Australia: The Dymocks Hack. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

SMART-FRIDGE: Into The Shitty-Verse | Welcome To The Future

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles reviews the latest update of the Samsung Smart Fridge, and assesses with Dom how stupid the smart home ecosystem is. Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Putin DEAD (According to news.com.au)

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles unpack the breaking story from Australia's top speculation outlet on the death of Putin. Naturally it devolves into highly provocative...

The Burning Man DISASTER

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom report on the 70,000 people trapped in the desert at the Burning Man festival. Plus some other music and arts festivals that faced sim...

Peter "Treaty" Dutton

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom and Charles respond to Dutton's calls for another referendum on Indigenous recognition should the current one fail to get up for some reason. Host...

QANTAS: The Spirit Of Selling Out

03 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We swear we'll delete this episode if Qantas give us access to the chairman's lounge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unexpected Optimism, and How To Improve WA's Culture | Sami Shah

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom is joined by the legendary Sami Shah to talk about, of all crazy things, where to find some optimism in this messed up country. Is Australia as ba...

Albo Announces Referendum Date

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The PM has announced the date of the referendum, which means we now know exactly how many days are left before we learn what percentage of the country...

5 Stars, 10/10, Perfect Episode, No Feedback

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles starts us off smoothly with a touching story of perseverance and courage, which Dom follows with an equally uplifting tale. Charles proceeds t...

Trump's Mugshot Divides America

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Trump's mugshot has been released. Will the world ever be the same again? Charles and Dom get to the centre of the issue - and then decide to talk abo...

WAR STORIES: When We Were Musical | Andrew Hansen

27 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Andrew joins Dom and Charles in a classic WAR STORIES episode from the vault. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prigozhin's Big Accident

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom congratulate Putin for winning the most obvious game of Cluedo ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donald Trump The Mob Boss

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom Knight brings you up to speed on the great witch hunt of Donald Trump, and also which of his friends he is bringing down with him. Will Rudy Giuli...

Mark Latham Gets Dumped & Rupert Murdoch Picks Up

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark Latham has been sacked / resigned (depending on who you ask) from his position as NSW Leader of One Nation. Meanwhile Rupert Murdoch has found lo...

Piers Morgan Has A Meltdown About Barbie | John Delmenico

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Charles and Dom are joined by Chaser editor John Delmenico who a rundown on all the worst ways toxic and insecure men are responding to a movie about ...

THOMAS MAYO: Everything You Need To Know About The Voice | THE SHOT PODCAST

20 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is an episode for The Shot Podcast which we think everyone should share with as many people as they can, including on our different podcast feeds...

A Device Slightly More Evil Than Bluetooth | Welcome To The Future

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dom Knight and Charles Firth dive into their first ever WELCOME TO THE PAST as Dom looks back at a device that was potentially more evil than bluetoot...

Should Men's Sport Exist? | CHASER TALKBACK

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

For our second episode of Chaser Talkback Charles and Dom open the phone-lines to our dear listeners and ask "should men's sport exist?" We think we s...

THE TILLY REPORT: Pre-Match Aus v. England

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are entirely on the Tilly bandwagon. Charles and Dom give their keen insight on the historic Aus v. Eng match - that they read from someone else. G...

NOW OPEN: Chaser Consumer Complaint's Inbox

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Call Charles on 0419282188 or email him at [email protected] for your chance to be name-dropped in his next therapy session. Or appear on the podc...

MATILDAS DEMOLISH THE FRENCH

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's been 3 days since the Matildas beat France in a penalty shootout and we're still on a high from the win. Courtnee Vine is a national treasure. Ma...

Is The World F*cked? | CHASER TALKBACK

13 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are very pleased to unveil our first ever CHASER REPORT TALKBACK SHOW! Thank you to all those who tuned in at 3pm last Thursday to inform Charles a...

Stop The Barges | David Hunt

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Author and historian David Hunt joins Charles Firth to discuss how history always repeats itself, especially when it comes to British policy on refuge...