The Cruel, Inhuman Coach
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It's time now for the Chipping Forecast in association with Peter Millar. Brought to you by Andrew Cotter, Eddie Pepperell and special guest Ian Carter.
Hello there, welcome once again to the Chipping Forecast. First of all, an apology to make. We do recognise that in last week's episode we might have caused some offence when we talked at length about golf and golf matters. So we'd like to make it clear, this was never our intention but we overstepped the mark. We had plenty of chance, plenty of opportunity to talk about other things. The rise and fall of the Austro-Hungarian Empire but we talked about Xander Lombard and his final round stroke average instead. So again, we're sorry we've reflected that's not who we are and we vow to do better. Hi Ian. Hi Eddie. Hello.
How are we? How are you Eddie, champ? I'm all right. Thank you. I know very little about the Austro-Hungarian Empire, I'm afraid. So I'll let you cover that.
that topic and i'll stick to hang on a minute you had time to find out last week or the weekend find out certainly but uh i didn't early early that's the second attack from a badger in as many days that's exactly what that is so you see this story that was that was ian biting your nose aggressive story was i mean it was in the i think it was in the sun initially but This badger biting the nose, biting a bit of a nose off. So an angler was sleeping in his tent and woke in agony with a bit of his nose missing. I don't know why I'm laughing. It's not necessarily funny, but I'm always kind of on the badger side. Anyway, this angler sleeping in his tent, woke in agony, bit of his nose missing and an angry badger staring him down.
The badger had been startled by the man snoring. An angry badger. That badger has had a terrible coaching session with Ollie Wilson. He's just lost it.
What were the highlights of the Austrian Alpine Open?
He's just taking his rage out on the nearest human. My short game has gone to pieces. I'm going to bite this guy's nose. I'm angry.
How is the badger, Project Badger, going? Project Badger's going pretty well, actually. Had a couple of very encouraging results Friday and Saturday. So I came through the club knockout. So I'm through to the fourth round there. Won on the 19th. Had to play. It was a really, really good match. Never more than one hole in it. And I was giving six shots. And I won on the 19th and played the last six holes of the match. So the last five in regulation and the playoff hole in one under par gross.
Oh.
winning it with a birdie on the first extra hole. Got very lucky, actually. My drive finished... couple of feet short of uh fairway bunker and then knocked it on the green and uh two putted thank you very much and then finished 11th 11th in the medal on um on saturday net 69 and took 0.5 off the handicap so yeah so uh that was very encouraging it's not i i'm not going to get down low enough for the club championship was that handicap based is it's not score based it's No, the club championship is gross. Yeah, I know.
But I mean, it's not, sorry, it's not based. So you're saying you're not going to get down low enough. So it is based on your handicap.
Yes. Yeah. So it's the top 56 players on handicap. And I'm probably going to be about 70th, something like that.
Just so you've got a separate system at your place for handicaps, for cards that are handed in pre-round and post-round for what's... Oh, that's badgerish.
The man's fighting back in his tent against the badger. I think we do it in accordance with the rules of England golf. Just double checking. Well, there we are. What are you going to do, Andrew?
Well, at the moment I'm scratching Olive's backside there because she likes that. But she's got very tufty bits at the moment, molting quite heavily in the summer. They're all coming out, so... Just carnage around the house. The hoover's just going full time. It's a losing battle, the man against the badger.
Pip's in for surgery tomorrow, RGSP. Really? She's having a fatty lump removed off her back leg, yeah, so it'll be a challenging two weeks.
Olive's had some fatty lumps removed, so yeah, it's quite, they do get fatty lumps when they get older.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:05–2:01
2
What were the highlights of the Austrian Alpine Open?
2:01–8:22
3
How did Eric Cole almost make a perfect birthday gift for Laura Baugh?
8:22–17:01
4
What challenges did Bryson face with AI coaching advice?
17:01–22:43
5
How does Eddie reflect on his golf performance after the Austrian Open?
22:43–28:17
6
What insights can we gain from the US Women's Open preview?
28:17–38:58
7
How is AI changing the landscape of golf coaching?
38:58–45:46
8
What are the implications of music on the golf course experience?
45:46–1:14:09