The Chrissie Swan Show

The Roman Empire Trend Has Been Busted!

02 Oct 2023

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Be honest, how often do you think of the Roman Empire? This TikTok trend would suggest most men think about it daily but we're here to bust that myth!...

Beware of This Dangerous Concert Ticket Scam

29 Sep 2023

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Here's a quick PSA for your Friday arvo. Be careful of this cunning scam going around regarding concert tickets. Chrissie lets you know the in's and o...

Learning How To Forgive Yourself For Past Mistakes

28 Sep 2023

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Today the wonderful Pia Miranda joins us today and talks about how writing has helped her forgive her past self. Plus, is the ultimate dinner hack for...

Our Full Uncut Chat With Kylie Minogue

27 Sep 2023

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Enjoy the uncut version of our chat with Kylie Minogue!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kylie Minogue Joins Us For A BTS Chat

27 Sep 2023

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Kylie Minogue is in today and we get to ask her all the important questions! Things like what she has on her rider to whether or not her songs are hor...

Britney Spears Goes Knives Out In Her Latest Instagram post

26 Sep 2023

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Britney Spears has uploaded a new video onto her instagram and we were shocked to see her dancing around with what she claims to be are 'fake knives'....

This Masters Degree Job Only Pays $6 An Hour!

25 Sep 2023

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Happy Monday! We're back from our short holiday and have invited our friend Ash Williams in today to read out some of the best texts he gets from his ...

Best of | Wacky FM Radio Games

22 Sep 2023

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We're a wacky FM radio show and we love to play wacky FM radio games. Enjoy some of our wackiest games we've played with some of our wackiest guests!S...

Best of | Chrissie's 35 Year Old Jumper

21 Sep 2023

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Do you think it's interesting that this jumper has managed to last 35 years and still be in relatively good nick? Chrissie sure seems to think so but ...

Best of | Life Advice

20 Sep 2023

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From relationship advice to cleaning hacks, Chrissie's got you covered with all her tips, tricks and general takes on life. See omnystudio.com/listen...

Best of | Sweeping Statements

19 Sep 2023

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We all have some unpopular opinions we can't share in life. However, here we make no judgements no matter how unpopular it is. Enjoy some of our wilde...

Best of | Chaotic Chrissie

18 Sep 2023

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We all love to have a bit of chaos in our life. Some people seem to embody it more than others though. Enjoy some of the best cuts of Chrissie bringin...

This Trendy Meat Dish Might Be Going For Good!

15 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday everyone!! We decide to start the show off with some spooky alien and UFO sightings. Plus, as always, we wrap up this week with some Chri...

Coke Are Using AI to Make New Flavours?!

14 Sep 2023

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Today on the show we become taste testers as we try out the brand new Coca-Cola flavour that was made using AI. Plus, Poh joins us in the studio and l...

Should We Be Normalising Lip Syncing?

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy hump day! Mystic Chrissie is back today with some mystical premonitions. Plus, we get Nova's own Joel Creasey in the studio to have a little cha...

The Biggest Lie Ever Told on a Resume

12 Sep 2023

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On today's show we get the lovely Belinda Chapelle to join us for a chat. We also reveal what the biggest lie ever told on a resume is. Plus, we addre...

Our Worst Celebrity Interviews

11 Sep 2023

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We reveal the absolute WORST celebrity interviews we've ever had over the years. Seems like you really should never meet your idols. Plus, we get Oshe...

The Internet Is Losing It Over Old Footage Of Margot Robbie

08 Sep 2023

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Well, happy Friday to you! On today's show, we play the footage of Margot Robbie that's got TikTokers losing their minds and a fresh stack of Chrissie...

The Wild Find On Aussie Woman's Ring Camera

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After Joe Jonas supposedly divorced Sophie Turner over what he saw on his Ring camera, we ask Aussies about the wildest finds on their home cameras. P...

Why Women Are Ditching Their Bras

06 Sep 2023

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Cost of living hitting hard? We chat to a Monique who hires out half of her bed for $1,000 a month and find out why women are getting rid of their bra...

The Test The Irwins Gave Robert's New Girlfriend

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine if the Irwins were your in-laws! The family apparently put Robert's new girlfriend though a big test so we got your stories on what your in-la...

Aussie Woman Dumps Husband Over His Nickname For Her

04 Sep 2023

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The Monday struggle is real but we're here to help! We find out the name for a male-Karen, talk terrible nicknames and gossip over Joe Jonas and Sophi...

Khloe Kardashian Has Changed Her Son's Name

01 Sep 2023

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We made it to Friday, team! The wonderful Khanh Kong is our special guest for a round of Stump Chrissie and we chat about Khloe Kardashian's son's nam...

Selena Gomez Has Been Slammed Over An Instagram Post

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's here people - Chrissie finally announces exactly who is on her Queens list, we get some corkers for Swan's Sweeping Statements and why Selena Gom...

Sarah Jessica Parker Has Adopted One Of Her 'And Just Like That' Co-Stars

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to your Wednesday, lovely peoples! today, we're talking wth the delightful Leigh Sales, why SJP has adopted her cutest co-star and asking abou...

An Iconic Aussie Game Show Is Returning To Our Screens

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Between laundry, cooking and Aldi, it's a very domestic episode of The Chrissie Swan Show. Plus, Chrissie helps Jack with his dry-cleaning addiction a...

The Real Reason Behind "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"

28 Aug 2023

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We're kicking off the week with Adele's comments about Miley Cyrus, if an apple a day really keeps the doctor away and the hilarious Tony Martin stops...

The Scoop On Samantha From Sex And The City's Return

25 Aug 2023

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Settle in for your Friday as we chat Samantha Jones' return on And Just Like That, a supermarket miracle and some delicious Chrissie's Correspondence....

Why You Should Clean Your Shower Head Right Now

24 Aug 2023

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Are you ready for some brutal Sweeping Statements? Plus, we're talking about a new Aldi must-have and the latest update on the Lizzo allegations.See o...

Why Everyone's Using Salmon Sperm Right Now

23 Aug 2023

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It's a weird and wonderful show as we ponder the beauty benefits of salmon sperm, catch up on Britney Spears' latest passion and Mystic Chrissie retur...

J.Lo's New Song For Ben Affleck Is... A Lot

22 Aug 2023

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It's T-T-T-Tuesday! In today's show, we get your best tips for cutting costs, Chrissie's got an issue with J.Lo and an update on The Masked Singer.See...

Chrissie's Encounter With A Crotch-Sniffing Dog

21 Aug 2023

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It's a wild Monday as we cover farting in the kitchen, crotch-sniffing dogs and Harry Styles' new sexy perfumes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Britney Spears' Husband Has Spoken About Their Divorce

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Britney Spears' soon-to-be ex-husband has released a statement on Instagram, an update on Chrissie's Fred's Big Run fundraising and a fresh batch of C...

Raquel Leviss Has Broken Her Silence On Scandavol

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show we talk songs that'll get you through a break-up, a big update on Scandoval and cover some controversial Sweeping Statements!See omnys...

Drunk Tourists Have Fallen Asleep On The Eiffel Tower

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mystic Chrissie is reporting for duty! Plus, Shaynna Blaze is in the studio and new details have emerged about Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt's weddin...

Nickelback Have Been Removed From Their Hometown

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today, we get some help from hairdressers, learn why Nickelback have been removed from their hometown and ask what famous people your kids are obsesse...

You Can Now Do a University Course on Taylor Swift

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's Medical Monday with Dr Preeya Alexander! Plus, we're caught up in the Matildas excitement and an update on Chrissie's queen Taylor Swift.See omny...

A New Uno Rule is About to Divide Families and Friends

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie's nailed Book Week this year, the makers of Uno have revealed the TRUE rules of the game and Chrissie does an intervention on Jack's dry clea...

More Accusers Have Come Forward About Lizzo

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie's in a frazzle! Today, we're chatting about the latest update on the Lizzo allegations, ask how you'd like to die and give some epic Sweeping...

Woman's Attempt To Hit on a Bartender Has Gone Horribly Wrong

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Wacky Wednesday! Mystic Chrissie has a surprisingly good innings, another Lizzo update and we hear some horror stories of people "shooting ...

Chrissie Lets Lose on Her Least Favourite Emoji

08 Aug 2023

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It's our least favourite day of the week but not our least favourite show! Today, Chrissie lets loose on her most-hated emoji, we talk to Tuna Tyler w...

Mattel Has Released a New Barbie From the Movie

07 Aug 2023

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It's Monday and we're back and heavily caffeinated! Today, Chrissie's got a Solo complaint, a big update about the Barbie movie and we ask what song f...

There's Been an Update on Vanderpump Rules' Scandavol

04 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday, gorgeous humans! Today, it's Chrissie's Correspondence, an update on the Lizzo scandal and big news for Vanderpump Rules' fans.See omnys...

Meghan and Harry are Reportedly Feuding With A-List Celebrity Friends

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Greeting, friends! Sweeping Statements is back and causing controversy, we break down the new lawsuit against Dua Lipa and Meghan and Harry's new feud...

Accusations About Lizzo Have Chrissie Feeling Distraught

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a hard day for Chrissie with the new lawsuit against Lizzo, Mystic Chrissie has a surprisingly accurate run and ask what makes you think you're a...

Chinese Zoo Forced to Deny Its Bears Are Humans in Costume

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show we discover the big secret inside Barbara Streisand's house, whether a Chinese Zoo has fake bears and a wild tale about bog roll.See o...

Fans Are Shocked by Harry Styles' New Tattoo

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie and Jack can't agree on whether name tattoos are a good idea after Harry Styles' latest tat was revealed and we break down all the gossip fro...

Chrissy Teigen’s Bizarre Statement After Colonoscopy

28 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Breathe a sigh of relief 'cause you've made it to Friday! On The Chrissie Swan Show today we're gearing up for the Logies, play Chrissie Quizzie: Jona...

Kylie Jenner Fesses Up To Plastic Surgery 'Regret'

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's The Chrissie Swan Showwww! Today, we're gearing up for the Logies, we play 'Who Am I?', Chaotic Chrissie makes an appearance and Kylie Jenner fin...

Should Kids Be Drinking Non-Alcoholic Beer?

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today, we're chatting to the lovely Sonia Kruger, deciding if kids should be drinking non-alcoholic beer and Mystic Chrissie is baaaack!See omnystudio...

Sam Pang and Chrissie Have Reunited

25 Jul 2023

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Chrissie tries to understand what her accountant's saying, reunites with her beloved Sam Pang and we talk all things Barbie movie.See omnystudio.com/l...

Doja Cat Has Blasted Her Fans

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a gossip-fest today as we talk Doja Cat slamming her own fans, Taylor Swift laughing about Kanye West and find out what daggy things your kids lo...

Lana Del Ray Spotted Slumming It In Strangest Location

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How good are Fridays?! Today's show brings the Friday feelings, celebrating the new Barbie movie, play Chrissie's Quizzie, we say a teary farewell to ...

JLo Lashes Out After Embarrassing Gym Run In

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On The Chrissie Swan Show today, Ricki-Lee joins the team to regale us with new single 'Point Of No Return', Jack shudders at what a woman's strange a...

Gigi Hadid Has Been Arrested On Holidays

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy bump day to you! Today, we talk about the gorgeous present Spice Girl Mel B gave to Chrissie, catch up with American comedian Fortune Feimster a...

Two Major Celebrity Couples Are Getting Divorced

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie gives a recap of Lizzo's concert (spoiler alert: it's EPIC), we uncover scandalous secrets people told their hairdresser and we dig into two ...

Big Plans Revealed for the Spice Girls' 30th Anniversary

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Toastie-Off between Chrissie and Matt Preston! Who will emerge victorious? Plus, the lowdown on Drake's latest controversy and what The Spice G...

An Important Warning for Anyone With a Bum Bag

14 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie's made a troubling discovery about her beloved Wham! documentary, we lose it over the things thieves have bought with stolen credit cards and...

Zayn Malik Has Finally Revealed Why He Left One Direction

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a day of education! We learn what got a listener got banned from Dreamworld, the curious story of a dad  injecting his son's blood and why Zayn ...

Britney Spears Has Made A Huge Announcement

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mystic Chrissie is baaaack! Plus, we talk about Britney Spears' big announcement and all things Barbie movie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Tearless Onions are Coming to Aussie Supermarkets

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jack is back! On today's show we talk about the horrible trend of people throwing things at concerts, the crazy things your Dad encouraged you to do a...

The Outrageous Thing Chrissie's Mum Made Her Do In Bali

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie's back! And her oldest friend Jamie Row is filling in for Jack who's making his way back from Europe. On the show today, Chrissie's mum made ...

Best of | Our Favourite News Headlines

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes you see a headline appear that you know you just have to click on. Here are some of our favourite headlines that have appeared these last fe...

Best of | Stump Chrissie

06 Jul 2023

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Play along to some of our best games of Stump Chrissie with some of our favourite guests as well. See who takes the win when Chrissie goes up against ...

Best of | Mystic Chrissie

05 Jul 2023

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We've got some of the best highlights straight from the mind reader extraordinaire herself. Plus, special guest John Edward gives the Mystic a run for...

Best of | Swan's Sweeping Statements

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Are you ready to get those gears grinding in your head? We've put together some of our favourite and most controversial sweeping statements so far. Bu...

Best of | Chrissie's Click and Collect Saga

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie has had an awful history with trying to use stores Click and Collect feature. Maybe one day it'll work out but as for now, it seems it was no...

Best of | Chrissie's Correspondence

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We get so many great fan emails and messages throughout the week, we just have to share some with you. Here are some of our favourite messages we've r...

Best of | Dr Preeya Alexander Answers Your Medical Questions

29 Jun 2023

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Dr Preeya Alexander joins us on the show and answers some medical questions that curious fans have submitted. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Best of | Chrissie's Life Advice

28 Jun 2023

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We've put together some of the best mum and life advice we've come across in the show. There might be something to take away from this one!See omnystu...

Best of | You've Been Singing These Songs Wrong!

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This will definitely change your perception of some of these very popularly misheard lyrics. Sometimes the right lyric doesn't even feel like it's the...

Best of | Chrissie's Quickie

26 Jun 2023

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We're bringing you the best games of Chrissie's Quickie that we've played so far. Sit back and enjoy hearing Peter Helliar, Urzila Carlson, and Sarah ...

Matt Preston's Midlife Crisis

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Preston joins us on today's show and talks about his time on The Masked Singer and Dancing With The Stars. We then get involved in one of the mos...

Vegans Are Being Banned From This Restaurant

22 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vegans beware as this famous restaurant has decided to ban all vegans from coming in after being review bombed on google. Plus, what's your opinion on...

Fantales Are Being Discontinued!

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's official. Fantales are being discontinued after 93 years of being on the shelves and we're heartbroken about it. To cheer us up, we get Sarah Abo...

Are Celebrity Perfumes a Scam?

20 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Larry Emdur joins us today and reveals what his perfect perfume scent would be. Maybe that will help him get over the line to getting a Logie in next ...

The Most Awkward Dancing Position

19 Jun 2023

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Christie Whelan Browne joins us today and talks all things Dancing with the Stars off the back of last nights amazing premiere. Plus, why is Harry and...

A Warning for Fans of Raw Oysters!

16 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kate Box joins us today and we challenge her to a game of Stump Chrissie, which she ends up loving! She loves nothing more than a guessing game based ...

What Happened to the Courtesy Wave?

15 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for our favourite guilty pleasure, Sweeping Statements! We talk all things from 21st birthdays to mint flavoured things tasting like tooth...

John Edward vs Mystic Chrissie

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today we get the magical John Edward in to mentor Mystic Chrissie and help her hone in those reading skills. However, it might not go exactly to plan…...

Questionable Things You’ve Seen in an Airbnb

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever gone into an Airbnb and something just didn’t feel right? Maybe something about the wall art was off-putting or that statue in the cor...

When Did You Know It Was Over?

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea Handler has come out and revealed that a 'threesome' was what cause her to end her relationship. When did you know that the relationship was o...

Should Couples Sleep in Seperate Beds?

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We find an article that's sparked a huge debate. Should couples be sleeping in the same bed, or is it better to have separate rooms? Plus, whats the d...

Remote and Hybrid Work is Coming Under Fire!

08 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Martha Stewart has said on an interview that she thinks remote and hybrid work is destroying America. What are your thoughts? Plus, which movie do you...

How Much Should You Spend on a Wedding Gift?

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Celia Pacquola joins us today and talks about the trials and tribulations of breastfeeding her baby. Plus, etiquette experts have weighed in and revea...

When Has Your Kid Outed You?

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kim Kardashian just uploaded a picture of her Mothers Day card from her daughter outing the fact that she doesn't cook at home! That gets us on the to...

What Parenting Style Are You?

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ally Langdon joins us today and we discuss the differences in parenting styles from the new season of Parental Guidance. Plus, what would you list in ...

Have you Gotten a Case of 'Switfnesia'?

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

People are reportedly getting cases of amnesia after attending the Taylor Swift Eras Tour. We get to the bottom of why it's happening. Plus, Tim Ross ...

Stop Google Searching Your Medical Symptoms

01 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for some sweeping statements, and today we get on the topic of Google searching medical symptoms. Do you think it should be illegal? Plus, e...

What Happens When You Open A Plane Door Mid-Flight

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Peter Helliar joins us today and we play a round of Chrissie's Quickie where we debate whether or not Bucks Nights are ethical. Plus, the man who open...

Why Is Click And Collect So Hard?

30 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie has decided to give click and collect another try but it seems as though it wasn't destined to be. Plus, this airport valet worker took a Tes...

The Bare Minimum Monday Movement

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Are you going to join the movement for Bare Minimum Mondays? Little did we know, we've been a fan of the movement for a while now. Plus, everyone know...

The Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen On A Tram

26 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie's been spotted in the wild by Sam the Tram Man. Luckily nothing scandalous happened, unlike this crazy story he has to tell us. Plus, some ju...

Miley Cyrus Doesn't Want To Tour Anymore

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Miley Cyrus has released a statement on why she no longer wants to tour anymore. To be fair, living out of a bus for a few months must be pretty rough...

Snakes Alive May Actually Be ALIVE!

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever thought about where the name for Allen's Snakes Alive came from? Well turns out they might actually be alive! Well.... sort of. Plus, Ki...

MasterChef Winner Reveals How They Spent The Prize Money

23 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever wondered what people who win in TV shows end up spending the money on? Well, you'll be surprised to hear how this MasterChef winner has ...

Why Aren't Real Estate Agents More Honest?

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Look's like we've stumbled across the most honest Real Estate Agent ever with this crazy house listing. At least he's not wasting anyones time. Plus, ...

What If You Didn't Cook Dinner For Your Husband One Night?

19 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today we analyse a viral clip going around showing what happens if you don't cook dinner for your husband. Maybe theres a bigger messaged to be gleame...

The Bachelor For Seniors Is Coming Soon!

18 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Manu Fieldel joins us today and shows off his new sauces to Chrissie. He also tells Chrissie whether he loves her or he hates her. Plus, this new show...

Kitchen Nightmares Is Back Baby!

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We have HUGE news today. Everyone's favourite show, Kitchen Nightmares is coming back for a new season after 10 years of being off air! Plus, we get s...