The Chrissie Swan Show
Episodes
Gen Z Have Cancelled Eye Shadow
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You heard that right. It's now a dated look apparently. Chrissie also recaps her birthday celebration and highlights the importance of friends. Who kn...
Is Our Queen Taylor Getting Sick On Tour?
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We've gotten word that our queen, Taylor, has been coughing up a storm in her recent shows. Plus, we get our very own Joel Creasey in today and talk a...
Deciding Once And For All If Shoeys Are Disgusting Or Not
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever done a shoey? It's an Australian tradition that we're not too excited about if we're being honest. Let's see if you can change our minds...
Did Taylor Swift's New Song Just Get Leaked?
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It seems like one of Taylor Swift's new songs has just been leaked all over TikTok. But maybe this song isn't exactly what it seems... Plus, it's time...
What's The Worst Feeling In The World?
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Thursday which means it's time for some more Sweeping Statements where Jack reveals what the absolute worst feeling in the world is. Plus, an upd...
A Willy Wonka Experience So Bad The Police Got Called
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
People have demanded refunds after going to a Willy Wonka experience and finding out it was a complete scam! Have you ever been to an event so bad you...
The BEST Places To Hide Your Snacks
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever been saving a special treat for yourself in the fridge only to find that it's been taken? Fret not as we find out what the best places t...
Jack Finally Gets A Psychic Reading
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jack has finally agreed to get a psychic reading done and it seems to be shockingly accurate. We also get a little bit of insight into Chrissie's life...
What Your Taylor Swift Era Says About You!
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Whatever your favourite Taylor Swift era is says as much about you as anything! Find out what yours means for you here! Plus, looks like PETA has some...
The Most Shocking Line Ever From MAFS
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie has come in and things are about to get real. Something she's seen on MAFS has really riled her up and we need to chat about it...See omnystu...
Boy George Has 'Ripped Off' Kylie Minogue's Tension Album Cover
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You read that right. It's basically the same photo and we have got some words to say about it. Have you been keeping up with MAFS? We've fallen in lov...
We Reveal Taylor Swift's Secret Way Of Entering The Stage
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Just in case you haven't gotten enough Taytay, we've got a lot more lined up for you! We are also absolutely hooked on MAFS and need to have a chat ab...
Big Change Coming To Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a true Taylor extravaganza today as Chrissie gives us her highlights from the concert and reveals a big change coming to The Eras Tour. And we br...
It's Taylor Swift Day Today!!!
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We could not be more excited for today. Get ready for all things Taylor as we prepare for the best night of our lives watching Taylor Swift | The Eras...
Swiftie's Are Getting Stitched Up On Airbnb
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our Queen has landed in our shores and we are absolutely dying to see her. However, it seems as though some people are getting the short end of the st...
How Cringey Are Your Valentines Plans?
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Valentines everyone... I hope you're all in the Valentines spirit, because we definitely aren't. Let's see who can make us cringe the most with ...
Ham And Cheese Sandwiches Are Being Banned At School!
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're so excited for today! Jessica Mauboy joins us and we chat all about a recent headline Jack saw about her. We also chat about Alicia Keys' perfor...
Are Airlines Going To Start Weighing Passengers?
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And so marks the ends of another jam packed week of The Chrissie Swan Show. We find a shocking article that says airlines might start weighing passeng...
Apple Are Going To Start Making Flip Phones
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a Thursday afternoon which means it's time for our favourite segment, Sweeping Statements! We also talk about that one time Chrissie had an actin...
You Need To Try This Life-Changing Parenting Hack!
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today we're checking out celebrity homes and wishing we could afford them, talking about which appliances are sitting in the kitchen completely unused...
I Was Today Years Old When I...
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Found out that tigers are not in fact female lions. What did you just figure out recently? Plus Chrissie brings in her new favourite snack into the of...
Taylor Swift Just Announced Her Next Album!
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yes you read that right, this is not a drill. Taylor Swift has just announced her newest album and we are so excited! Also, did you ever come up with ...
Have You Ever Gotten Revenge For A Bad Haircut?
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you remember going into Blockbuster and having to pick out only 5 movies to watch over the weekend? Kids these days will never get to experience th...
Is Going To An Open Home For Fun Unethical?
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We mark the return of our absolute favourite segment today, Sweeping Statements, and boy are we starting off with a banger. We also get an unexpected ...
Were You A Personality Hire?
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie is on fraud alert today. Someone seems to have bought a large amount of items from the Iconic. Will she be able to beat the fraudster? Plus, ...
The Absolute Worst Best Man Speech On MAFS
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
MAFS has started back up again and we are absolutely going to sink our teeth into this one. This best man speech got so bad we couldn't bear to even l...
Chrissie Shares Her Top Secret Temu Shopping Tips
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re baaaaack!!! Hope you didn’t miss us too much while we were gone (but also not too little). We’re kicking things off this year with one of ...
Best of | A Mixed Bag Of Fun Pt.2
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another bag stuffed with goodies! Is it Christmas again already? This time we've got shirts, selfies, and we've even managed to fit Sam Pang in here!S...
Best of | A Mixed Bag Of Fun
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
That's it. It's all in here! Everything you could possibly want, wrapped up into a bite sized podcast. Mystic Chrissie, dry cleaning, Taylor Swift! Yo...
Best of | Making The Most Of Monty!
21 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here on The Chrissie Swan Show, we love talking to our friend Monty Dimond. In fact we love her so much we've decided to dedicate this entire podcast ...
Best of | Our Favourite Phoners Pt.2
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You guys have some of the wildest stories to tell and we love hearing them! Have some more of the best phoners we gave out in 2023.See omnystudio.com/...
Best of | Our Favourite Phoners
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This show would not have been as great as it was if it weren't for you! The lovely audience who we often get to ask questions to. Here are some of the...
Best of | I've Just Gotta Ask... Pt.2
14 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
More questions, more answers. You've guessed it! Get ready for part 2 of the best questions we've asked celebs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
Best of | I've Just Gotta Ask...
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We get a lot of guests on this show and so we have a lot of questions to ask them. But if you just had to ask one of them, what would it be?See omnyst...
Best of | Let's Get Medical with Dr Preeya Alexander
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to get medical with our very own resident Dr Preeya Alexander. She's got all the answers to the questions you've been asking here!See omnyst...
Best of | NSFW!
07 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thing's get a bit hot and heavy as we recall the most NSFW moments from the past year. You might want to put in earphones for this one!See omnystudio....
Best of | Chaotic Chrissie Pt.2
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The chaos escalates as Chrissie battles with her neighbours, her lipstick and her resume.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Best of | Chaotic Chrissie
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie earned a new name for herself this year. Whether or not it's a good one, who knows. What we do know is we love the crazy antics Chaotic Chris...
Best of | Stump Chrissie - Our Faves Pt.2
31 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
More guests, more chances for them to Stump Chrissie. Enjoy some more of the best Stump Chrissie moments from though-out the year.See omnystudio.com/l...
Best of | Stump Chrissie - Our Faves
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We had a lot of guests on the show this year and one of our favourite games to play with them was Stump Chrissie!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
Best of | Sweeping Statements!
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One of our absolute favourite segments of the year! Voice your most unpopular opinions and rest assured there will be absolutely no judgements.See omn...
Best of | We Love To Talk Food Pt.2
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've got more Chrissie Swan Show which means more and more food talk! This time we get to experience the magic of Jack trying a Quarter Pounder for t...
Best of | We Love To Talk Food!
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Here at the Chrissie Swan Show, we absolutely love to talk all things food! I mean, who doesn't?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Does Your Christmas Tree Say About You?
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Here we are ladies and gentlemen. The last show of the year is in and we can't believe it! To celebrate we're ending this year how we started it out, ...
This Former Kardashian Worker Spills All The Inside Goss
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday everyone! Boy do we have a ripper of a Sweeping Statements segment for you today. NYE parties, mall Santa's, baths... nothing is safe a...
We Do A Taylor Swift Deep Dive!
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie's bringing that wacky Wednesday energy front and centre with this Taylor Swift theory she has just hatched. Plus, we talk about about what th...
Google Releases The Most Popular Searches Ever
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's To-Do list Tuesday today and we're wondering what's on your to-do list. Happy Birthday to Google as well as they celebrate their 25th birthday by...
Chrissie Has A Laundry Disaster
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Monday and we're here talking about the most important topics such as laundry, Elves on Shelves, and mangoes... Look mangoes are very important p...
Is It Okay To Breakup Over Text?
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Frriiiddaaayyyyy! Time to look at all the messages you've sent us throughout this week. Speaking of messages, this woman was baffled after receiv...
This Woman Has Received The Best Criminal Sentence Ever
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday everyone! It's the day we get out our most unpopular opinions and share them with the world in Sweeping Statements! Plus, this woman ha...
This Youtubers Plane Stunt Went Horribly Wrong
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've got another wacky Wednesday lined up for you today! To fit the wacky mood, Chrissie has been out and about causing some more chaos and Jack has ...
This Dad Confessed To The Ultimate Crime On His Deathbed
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to your Tuesday arvo pick me up. We've got an absolutely jam packed episode for you guys today! Starting with this dad who has confessed to th...
Billie Eilish Reveals How She Accidentally Came Out!
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's a very merry Monday today and Chrissie has been getting her Chrissy fix on. We spark the debate of which Christmas food is the best of the best? ...
Chrissie's Had It With Printers And She's Not Alone
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's officially December, so it's time to put up the tree and start talking all things Christmas - including our favourite Christmas meals. Plus, Chri...
Travis Kelce's Nickname For Taylor Swift Has Been Revealed
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Make a cuppa and settle in because we're kicking off a new round of Sweeping Statements and some of these are... controversial! And we get the lowdown...
Kylie Minogue Is Returning To Aussie Screens In 2024!!
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Aussie comedian, Tanya Hennessy joins Chrissie on the show to celebrate her new Children's book 'Pink Santa' and third makeup line at Priceline Pharma...
A Huge List Of Reasons Not To Have Kids
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A single Aussie model has revealed 118 reasons she doesn't want to have kids. But Chrissie thinks the people who know the reasons best are parents - s...
Doctors Have Diagnosed The World's Longest Hangover
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Thought YOU had a rough weekend? Scottish doctors have diagnosed a man with the longest hangover ever. We reminisce about what remind you of your gran...
Chrissie Reveals The Real Power Of Taylor Swift
24 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What phrases really get your goat? We chat The Power of Taylor Swift and Machine Gun Kelly is changing his name to WHAT?!See omnystudio.com/listener f...
Chrissie Thinks Kids Should Never Be Punished
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's nothing like some Sweeping Statements to fire up a Thursday! Today, Chrissie thinks parents shouldn't punish their children and Jack has had i...
Why Is Ed Sheeran Popping Up Everywhere?
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our wacky Wednesday show! It seems like Ed Sheeran is popping up and crashing everyones shows recently. At least this time it wasn't as a c...
Adele Has Revealed She Secretly Got Married
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's wedding bells for one of our favourite divas! Adele has let slip during a comedy show that she got hitched to boyfriend Rich Paul. Travis Kelc...
Harry Styles' Mum Has Hit Out At His Critics
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If there's one thing mums know, it's how to deal with bullies... and how to send crazy texts! Harry Styles' mum has spoken out at after fans attacked ...
McDonalds Have Lost The Burger War!
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Friday everyone! You know what Friday means??? Yes another instalment of Chrissie's Correspondance where we respond to all our fan/hate mail for...
Reese Witherspoon's Son Is Being Slammed On The Internet
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Thursday and that means... time for a new round of Sweeping Statements! Plus, we find out what listeners do for fun and dig into why Reese Wither...
Are Pina Coladas A Girls Drink?
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who doesn't love a fun summer cocktail? Mojitos, Pina Coladas, a refreshing Spritz. We all love them, but are they still considered too 'girly' for me...
Inside Out Is Getting A Sequel!
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a jam packed show for you all today! Dave Thornton joins us today and we play a game of Chrissie's Quickie with him. Plus, we chat about how...
McDonald's Employees Want You To STOP Doing These Things
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're back helping you cruise through the beginning of the week! First off, this woman is seeking advice about her unfortunately named son, begging th...
Kim Kardashian Reveals She Has A Secret Tattoo
10 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Fridaaayyyyy! We've got an amazing show lined up for you today kicking off with some Taylor chat as she has released more tickets to her tour! P...
This Man Fought A Crocodile... And Won!
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's a wonderful Thursday afternoon and we have a great show lined up for you. We know the cost of living just seems to be going up and up and up, but...
Bonus | Matt Preston's Big Mouth
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Come and join us as we chat with Matt Preston about his brand new memoir, Big Mouth, and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Deconstructing Michael Jacksons Vocal Techniques
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The wonderful Matt Preston joins us on the show today and chats to us about his new memoir, Big Mouth. Plus, Chrissie uncovers some amazing vocal tech...
The One Word Secret To Taking Better Photos
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kate Langbroek joins us this wonderful Tuesday afternoon and she has some things to say about the HSC exams. Plus, this man on TikTok has revealed the...
Menulog Has Released A New Song And It's A Tune
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Urzila Carlson joins us today and reveals the results of an argument she had with a 10 year old during Halloween. Plus, we listen to the new Menulog s...
It's Chrissie's 50th Birthday And We're Celebrating!
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's a huuuuge day peoples, as Chrissie turns the big Five-Oh! We get stuck into Chrissie's birthday plans, open up Chrissie's Correspondence and Jack...
Does Everyone Pee In The Shower?
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're kicking off the show with some truly controversial Sweeping Statements including what Chrissie says everyone does in the shower. There's a big u...
Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz Are Engaged
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've made it halfway through the week, team... and we've got a cracking show for you! Some major gossip with Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz getting e...
Taylor Swift's Friends Weigh In On Her Relationship With Travis Kelce
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie Swan reveals what Taylor Swift's pop star friends are reportedly saying about her new relationship with Travis Kelce. We also discover the se...
A Restaurant Is Fining Parents For Their Kid's Bad Behaviour
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We find Australia's most passive aggressive siblings, reminisce about the lovely Matthew Perry and an Adele moment is giving Chaotic Chrissie vibes. P...
Did You Know The Original Samples For These Pop Songs?
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday funday everyone! Chrissie lets us in on her Golden Girls retirement plan today, but Jack has a word or two to say about it. Plus, we go th...
They're Making A Real Life Squid Game?
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever had to tell someone to just relax? Like seriously... Imagine trying to marry someone you just met yesterday! Plus, it seems as though th...
Sally Obermeder's Parenting Advice
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy middle of the week everyone! Today we get in Sally Obermeder from the new Real Housewives of Sydney and she gives her best advice for parenting....
Humour Is Overrated In Relationships
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie's got a hot new shopping tip for you guys to try at home. It's eco-friendly too! Plus, we've also got some advice for all the people on datin...
Bonus | Our Uncut Chat With Poh Ling Yeow
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just in case you couldn't get enough of her, tune in to our full, uncut chat with Poh Ling Yeow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's With All These Celebrity Secrets Suddenly Coming Out?
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Come one, come all to today's show and have revealed to them, all the latest celebrity secrets and gossip. There seems to be a lot of it going around ...
How Two Hours Of You Time Could Make You A Happier Person
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
And we've made it to the end of another week! Joel Creasey joins us today to celebrate this magnificent Friday afternoon and chat all about the new Ho...
You Can Now Rent A Supportive Mother For Your Wedding
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday everyone! It's our favourite day of the week and we have an absolute banger of a show lined up for you today. First up, what can you ne...
ChatGPT Is Being Used To Write Obituaries!
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy hump day everyone! All of this innovation with AI recently has gone a bit over our heads here but we can't help but laugh when we find an obitua...
Have You Gotten Revenge On An Ex?
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We kick the day off with Chrissie having a bit of tiger nut milk to drink. It's not what you think it is... Also we love a juicy revenge story, so we ...
The Secret To Making Perfect Roast Potatoes
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Gleeson joins us on the show today and we have a great chat about what his lowest depth of misery is. I would not have guessed what it is either. ...
Did You Meet Your Partner Through Your Ex?
13 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Friday everyone!!! We've made it through yet another week and we're here to talk all about exes. We've got news about Troye Sivan's exes as well...
Hot Takes With Jane Hall
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today we get our friend Jane Hall in and talk about some of the hot takes she has on various topics. Is she into the whole bum bag craze or will she l...
How To Make The PERFECT Ham and Cheese Salad Roll
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking sandwiches today on the show and Chrissie reveals how she made the perfect ham and cheese salad roll. Plus, this 104-year-old woman just...
Is It Okay To Fart In Front Of Your Partner?
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Alita Brydon joins us today and we talk all things relationship and farting. Maybe you'll find something out about yourself or what type of farter you...
Grant Denyer Reveals His Bizarre Dream About Chrissie
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The lovely Grant Denyer joins us today and talks about his experience in the Amazing Race. He also has a very personal dream about our very own Chriss...
Our Full Uncut Chat With Gary Janetti
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We might have gotten a bit carried away with muffin taste testing and chatted with Gary for quite a bit longer than we could show on air. Enjoy our fu...
Gary Janetti Roasts Chrissie's Muffins
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're so excited to have Gary Janetti in the studio today for a chat. Chrissie has also baked up some batches of muffins for the muffin expert to try....
Doritos Have Launched A New Flavour And It's Dividing Fans
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Doritos have announced a new flavour and it's dividing chip fans everywhere. Plus, what's your opinion on warming up your avocado with the rest of you...
Ed Sheeran Got So High He Couldn't See!
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Rebecca Judd joins us today to chat all about the Amazing Race and what her experience was. We also get to play one of our favourite wacky FM radio ga...
This Woman Had Nightly Relations With A Ghost For 20 Years!
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie's mum has been texting her up a storm recently and so today we go through some of the funnier texts she's sent as of recent. Plus, this woman...