The Chrissie Swan Show

We've Got To Talk About Camping

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's nothing we can think of that's worse than the thought of going camping. Where do you go to the bathroom? How do you shower? It's the closest t...

Debunking Winter Myths

31 May 2024

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Everyone knows that if you don't want to get a cold in winter you need to cover yourself up. And that if you go to sleep with wet hair, you'll end up ...

Robert Irwin Becomes The Latest Target In An Online Scam

31 May 2024

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Looks like the scammers have decided to pick out a new Australian celebrity to doctor up an image of. This one features Robert Irwin getting arrested ...

The ChrissieCast: Poh Ling Yeow On Unconventional Breakups, Unusual Childhood And Who Is Sharon?

30 May 2024

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Poh Ling Yeow, food queen, joins Chrissie to discuss the joys of being alone, unconventional breakups, a super unusual childhood and who is Sharon?See...

Organic Eggs Are The Best Eggs

30 May 2024

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Stop getting caged eggs! Just spend the extra bit of money and get yourself a happy, delicious organic egg! You can really taste the difference. Plus,...

Suspended Driver Baffles Judge By Joining The Court Zoom While Driving

30 May 2024

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Well now you've heard everything. The judge sounded just as surprised by the whole ordeal! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop Accidentally Swearing At Your Cat!

29 May 2024

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A vet has warned cat owners everywhere that we may be accidentally swearing at them when we try to get their attention.See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Are You An Airport Dad?

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Feel like you need to be at the airport 3 hours in advance 'just in case'? Need to walk to your gate early just to make sure it's there? You may be sh...

How Did You Come Out?

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kylie Kwong has just spoken about her experience with coming out and it was such a heartwarming story that we want to know how your experiences have b...

Your Fish And Chips May Be Endangered!

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

New research has some out saying that the fish you eat at Fish and Chips shops may not actually be the fish you ordered. It could be an endangered spe...

The ChrissieCast: Jane Hall On Her Budget Busting Era, Faking It Til You Make It And One Popular Google Search

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jane and Chrissie have entered their budget busting era, they play a round of what’s in the BellyBag and chat about mounting horses and faking it ti...

What Happens In Amsterdam Stays In Amsterdam

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Whenever someone says they're going to Amsterdam, you know for a fact that things are about to get crazy. Just like these crazy stories of things that...

Billie Eilish Slams The Eras Tour

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There seems to be an ongoing feud between Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish. In the latest development, Billie Eilish has shared how she feels about thes...

Attempting To Learn The 'Nutbush'

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today we have a strange revelation about the 'Nutbush' and Chrissie mentions that she's never known how to dance it. Well better late than never right...

The Secret To Keeping Your Lettuce Fresh For Months

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You'll never guess what it is either. If you ever need to keep your lettuce fresh for 60 days or more then this is the podcast for you.See omnystudio....

The ChrissieCast: Heidi Clements Talks Female Relationships, Late Onset Tattooing And Praying To Her Vagina

23 May 2024

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Heidi Clements, a sober, thrift shop obsessed dog lover currently living in California, joins Chrissie to unpick the lies we tell ourselves, explain w...

The Top 10 Best Albums Of All Time

23 May 2024

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Apple music have released a top 100 list of the best albums of all time. Join us as we take you through the top 10! Which album do you think will reig...

Tom Gleeson Is An Apex Predator

23 May 2024

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Tom Gleeson joins us on the show and lets us know he's not afraid to pick a fight with a magpie. Plus, we go through your sweeping statements and I th...

How To Make The Perfect Supermarket Steak

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are you tired of having to spend 50 dollars for a nice steak when you go out? Worry no more as Chrissie reveals the perfect way to prepare an 8 dollar...

JoJo Siwa's Drunken TikTok Goes Viral

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

JoJo Siwa has just turned 21 and it seems as though she had a huge night of drinking to celebrate. The drunken TikTok has now gone viral.See omnystudi...

Did OpenAI Steal Scarlett Johansson's Voice?

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Scarlett Johansson has claimed that after refusing to record an advertisement, OpenAI has used an AI version of her voice instead.See omnystudio.com/l...

Does Chrissie Look Like Gina Rinehart?

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gina Rinehart has been in the news recently after attempting to take down a portrait of herself which may be less than flattering. But we discover tha...

The ChrissieCast: Christie Whelan-Browne On The Sisterhood, Plumber Poo Panics And Hilarious Impressions Of Her Mum

20 May 2024

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Christie Whelan-Browne, actor, comedian, dancer and all round good egg joins Chrissie for a chat about plumber poo panicks, Chrissie's new favourite t...

Taylor Swift Has Been Spotted With A Hickey On Her Neck

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

And we're not exactly sure how to feel about it... Plus, Selena Gomez receives a 9 minute standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival which we think ...

Nerds Are The Best!

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've got another edition of Medical Monday with Dr. Preeya Alexander coming right up. This week she tries to convince us she's not a nerd but Chrissi...

Why Are Makeup Tutorials So Hard To Follow!

17 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's hard enough figuring out what you need to get to finish the look but then these videos start going at a million miles a minute and your brain exp...

Is Bennifer Over???

17 May 2024

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There's been a lot of rumours circulating recently regarding Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's relationship. It seems they may have hit the end of the ...

The ChrissieCast: Tim Minchin, Septuple Threat, Talks All Things The Word ‘Moist’, Chrissie Cries And An Impromptu Rendition Of Tenterfield Saddler

16 May 2024

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Tim Minchin, a globally recognised comedian, actor, writer, musician, poet, composer and songwriter joins Chrissie for some ‘moist’ banana bread, ...

Is Reclining Your Seat On A Short Flight Disrespectful?

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for some Sweeping Statements and this one has the team up in arms about who's right. Is it okay to recline your seat in an airplane on a sho...

Avril Lavigne Addresses the Body-Double Conspiracy Theory

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We finally get an address on this theory! Although, she didn't really say anything that confirmed or denied it so we're still a bit suspicious.See omn...

Tom Brady Says The Roast "Affected My Kids"

15 May 2024

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Tom Brady has come out and said he will never do another roast again due to the way it has affected his kids.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

The Weirdest Things Ever Left In An Uber

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Uber has released a list of the strangest things people have left behind in an Uber and boy do we have some questions. We don't even know what half th...

This Dating Apps Ads Have Sparked A Huge Controversy

14 May 2024

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But we might actually be fans of how bold and straight forward it is. Also, is Taylor Swift writing a musical?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

Have You Dreamt About Us?

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today we dive into the retirement statement that Kris Jenner has put out. We also learn that Jack knows a little bit too much about the Kardashian fam...

The ChrissieCast: Ash Williams Talks Love Interests, Self-Exploration And What To Do When You Hate Your Job

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ash Williams, stand-up comedian joins Chrissie for a chat about how they connected as friends, a rollick through an exploration of self and empathy, h...

How To Fix A Hangover

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dr. Preeya Alexander is in again today as our resident medical professional. Today we'll be going over how to fix, or rather stop, a hangover from hap...

Someone Left A Baby On The Floor At A Taylor Swift Concert

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We get it if you're excited to see her in person but really? At least drop the baby off at a relatives house...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Big Changes Are Coming To The Eras Tour

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor Swift was decided to flip the script and change up the setlist on her Eras Tour. It seems as though 6 songs have been cut but 7 new songs have ...

Why Mothers Day Is The Best Day Of The Year

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mothers Day is only 2 sleeps away and so we're talking all about mothers and what the funniest thing they've ever said was. Plus, we have a dilemma we...

The ChrissieCast: Maria Bamford, US Stand-Up, Talks Porcupines, Online Dating And Human Connection, One Barista At A Time

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On the eve of her Australian Tour, Maria Bamford, New York Times best selling author and multi award winning stand-up comedian gets into the nitty gri...

A Long-Time Judge On 'The Block' Has Suddenly Quit

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's surprising to hear that it's been 13 years that they've been on the show. Also, the new trailer for the next season of 'The Kardashians' is here ...

I Was Today Years Old When I Learned...

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

That tigers are not female lions. Mind absolutely blown. Wait until you hear Chrissie's crazy revelation about maple syrup. Plus, it's time to hear al...

There's Been A Shooting At Drake's House

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A security guard working at Drake's Toronto home has been shot. This follows the ongoing feud Drake is having with Kendrick Lamar, although we're not ...

Reading Awful Recipe Reviews

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

One of our favourite things to do is to read the worst reviews on a recipe on the website Taste.com. We've put together some of our recent favourites ...

It's Met Gala Tuesday!

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well technically it's Met Gala Monday, but for us it's Tuesday. Let's take you through what everyone's wearing on the red carpet today.See omnystudio....

AI Images Are Getting WAY Too Good

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So good, in fact, that it seems as though Katy Perry's mother can't tell the difference between her own daughter and an AI generated image of her. We'...

The ChrissieCast: Dave Thornton On Homemade Tracksuits, Kidnapping Vans And Promiscuous Poodles

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dave Thornton, stand up comedian, actor and radio guy joins Chrissie for a chat about cavoodles, the tragedy of the olden days and hand-made tracksuit...

Two Home & Away Stars Are Dating In Real Life

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After discovering a Home & Away favourite couple have fallen in love for realsies, we found the wildest office romances around the country. Plus, ...

A Major Aussie TV Show Has Been Axed

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

And Chrissie accidentally spilled the beans! And an Italian model has been fired from the Meta Gala for upstaging Kylie Jenner.See omnystudio.com/list...

The Wild Thing Mariah Carey Made Her Assistant Do

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is ridiculous! Plus, a new round of Chrissie's Correspondence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie Has Something Important To Say About Britney Spears

03 May 2024

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There's a new rule on The Chrissie Swan Show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ChrissieCast: Libby DeLana On The Transformative Powers Of Walking

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Libby and Chrissie discuss the transformative benefits of walking. Listen on the Nova Player app and follow us on Instagram.See omnystudio.com/listene...

There's Been A Big Twist In The Baby Reindeer Story

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are still obsessed with the Netflix show Baby Reindeer and there's a huge update on it... Plus, some truly controversial takes with Sweeping Statem...

SZA Lashes Out At Aussie Fans During Show

02 May 2024

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And we completely understand why!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Horrifying Discovery Chrissie Made In Her House

01 May 2024

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Plus, we gab about Meghan Trainor and her hubby's bold declaration.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jon Bon Jovi Has Dropped A Major Secret About His Past

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Plus, Barbara Streisand has made an awkward comment on Instagram.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's Called An Intervention For Chrissie

30 Apr 2024

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Plus, Chrissie's obsessed with her new sourdough starter and Nadia Bartel is in the studio.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A New Fight's Brewing Between Meghan Markle And The Royals

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Plus, Joel Creasey pops in to talk Real Housewives goss!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ChrissieCast: Jane Hall On What Not To Do In A Mid-Life Crisis

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jane and Chrissie talk honey soy chicken chips, bad haircuts and what you must never do when you're pregnant or in the middle of a midlife crisis. Lis...

Chrissie Reveals Her "Stalker" Past

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're obsessed with the Netflix series Baby Reindeer - and Chrissie revealed her own stalker behaviour from back in school. Plus, Doctor Preeya is in ...

Justin Bieber Has Shocked Fans With His Latest Update

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is the Beebs just fishing for sympathy on social media?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift Reveals The Secret Behind Her ‘Track 5’ Songs

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It seems as though people have picked up on a connection between every fifth song in Taylor Swift’s albums. In fact Taylor herself has come out and ...

What Made You Faint?

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Fainting is a bit scary when you think about it. It's kind of like going to sleep without wanting to go to sleep. Let's hear some of the times you've ...

Kanye West Plans To Open An Adult Entertainment Studio

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

And he's going to call it 'Yeezy P*rn'. And this is after he came out saying how much the industry has ruined his life. Also, people travelling to Mil...

Have You Ever Eaten Anything Out Of The Bin?

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We know that sounds crazy but hear us out for a second! If it's in a wrapper then surely it should be fine right? Well let's just see what your opinio...

Kim Kardashian Loses 100K Followers After A Taylor Swift Diss Track

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Seems as though The Tortured Poets Department has re-sparked the feud between Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian. Especially with the song thanK you aIMe...

The Arj Barker Debacle

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's been quite a lot of clickbait recently surrounding the Arj Barker incident at a comedy show. We're here to get down to business and figure out...

The New Neighbours Storyline Is Weird

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Neighbours just started a new storyline that people seem to be getting weirded out by. Character Dr. Karl has turned into a serial 'poo jogger'. We ge...

The Tortured Poets Department Was A Secret Double Release?

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We just missed the announcement about a whole second set of songs coming out with The Tortured Poets Department last week. Now we have to talk about i...

Travis Barker Trolls Kourtney Kardashian On Her Birthday

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Kourtney Kardashian's 45th birthday today and Travis Barker has decided to celebrate the occasion by sharing a very strange picture of her online...

Our First Reactions To The Tortured Poets Department

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

IT’S FINALLY HERE!!! We couldn’t be more excited to be listening to the brand new Taylor Swift album, ‘The Tortured Poets Department’. Get rea...

Bianca Censori Goes Barefoot At Disneyland

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We hate nothing more than the idea of being barefoot out in public. Imagine all the germs and rocks and other awful things! Also, it seems as though B...

Reacting To The Taylor Swift Album Leak

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Tortured Poets Department is less than 24 hours away now and we couldn't be more excited!!! There have been some leaks on a Google drive though an...

This UberEats Glitch Could Have You Receiving an Empty Box!

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine that feeling of excitement just as you're about to receive your food delivery only to find out it’s completely wrong! Plus, we need to talk ...

Is Having Only One Child Selfish?

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Where’s the justice for all the only children? We’re here to spread the word of not judging only children or parents that decide to only have one ...

What Do You Do As Soon As Your Partner's Away?

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We took a break from the show the last few weeks and have so much catching up to do. That's why we've started a brand new segment called SMTD (So Much...

Songs That Make Gay People Scream!

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're baaacccckkkk! Hope you didn't miss us too much during the break. Josh Thomas joins us today on the show to chat about his show, 'Let's Tidy Up'....

Best of | Love On The Spectrum

12 Apr 2024

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Do you have a brand of mayo that you refuse to change from? We believe that everyone does and we're down to find out what the best brand of mayo is. C...

Best of | Conspiracy Theories

11 Apr 2024

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We love a good conspiracy theory, especially when it's as absurd as this Avril Lavigne theory. Plus, it's Thursday which means it's time for another r...

Best of | What Taylor Swift Era Are You?

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're getting into the mystical arts here on The Chrissie Swan Show. Talking all about manifesting things and dreams that come true. Plus, we'll tell ...

Best of | Was Billeting The Worst Thing Ever?

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who remembers going on school trips and being billeted out to another persons family? Did you end up thinking it was the worst thing ever or did you e...

Best of | Are Chest Freezers Bogan?

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've got Jessica Mauboy joining us today and talking about her resurgence in popularity with the younger generation. Plus, we ask the important quest...

Best of | All About Appliances

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who doesn't like a good kitchen appliance? I mean they literally make your food for you! But what about the kitchen appliances that you never use? Wel...

Best of | Were You A Personality Hire?

04 Apr 2024

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We kick this one off by asking whether or not you were a personality hire? And if you were, would you be offended by that or is it a compliment? We ta...

The CORRECT Way To Eat A Sandwich

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A huge debate has been sparked over the correct way to eat a sandwich and what it says about you. Fear not, though, as we have the correct answer to t...

Royal Family Member Named In Diddy Court Documents

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

PLUS! Swimming in the Yarra River, weird phobias, psychic predictions come true and what on EARTH did Halle Berry's doctor misdiagnose her with?!Catch...

Self Service Checkouts Are Changing The Way You Scan Items

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As if it's not bad enough we have to do it ourselves, now they want us to do it in a particular order? Plus, should laws be more lenient? We are human...

A MAFS Fan Favourite Couple Has Left The Experiment!

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're back on the MAFS train now that we've heard our favourite couple will no longer be a part of the experiment. At least we got a nice poem out of ...

They're Making A Sims Movie?

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've got a few things to talk about regarding movies. Looks like there's a Sims movie in the works and we're not quite sure how that's going to turn ...

The Crazy Stuff You Can Buy At The Post Shop

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What other shop sells vacuum cleaners, diaries, and little plastic tractors? There seems to be no rhyme or reason to what you can buy in there. Plus, ...

What Won't You Learn?

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's a few things in life that everyone seems to say you should know how to do. But what if you just didn't want to learn? Maybe you just want some...

Is Taylor Swift About To Release Her Rudest Album Yet?

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

7 of the 16 tracks tracks are supposedly going to be explicit! Plus we get Chris Hall to come into the studio as we have some suggestions for him and ...

The Craziest Product Reviews Ever

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Honestly, who has the time to leave reviews anymore? Let alone these two crazy reviews we found for a pad of paper! Plus, we get Aussie psychic medium...

Khloe Kardashian's Epic Photoshop Fail

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our favourite Kardashian recently posted a beautiful photo of herself with a friend but we couldn't help but notice the amount of editing in it. We've...

Retailer Forced To Take Down At-Home Tattoo Gun!

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

And anyone could have bought it as well! Can you believe the amount of teenagers suddenly getting badly done tattoos everywhere! Plus, Sweeping Statem...

Have You Had An Adult Friend Breakup?

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever been in a situation where you had to breakup with a long time friend? How did you do it? We're still trying to figure out the right way ...

Our Top Kate Middleton Conspiracy Theories

12 Mar 2024

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There's been a lot of theory crafting recently with the release of an edited image of Kate Middleton being pulled down. We've got our own theories bre...

Best of | 2024 So Far

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We seem to missing an important part of The Chrissie Swan Show today. Chrissie Swan herself! Not to fear, we've got some of the best moments from 2024...

Would You Obey These Rules On A Nude Cruise?

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy IWD! Jamie Rowe joins the show today where we chat old school assignments (and secretly loving kids' homework) and the strict rules for a nude c...

Are You In Your Cocoon Phase?

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you agree with any of these statements then you might be in the middle of your cocoon phase. We are all for it! Plus, we get some very special gues...