The Chrissie Swan Show
Episodes
Bonus | Our Unedited Chat With Elle Macpherson
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We had so many questions to ask and so many topics to discuss, we couldn't fit it all into one podcast! So here enjoy our complete chat with Elle Macp...
Hotel Guest's Disgusting Act By The Pool
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Please never do this out in public. Absolutely disgusting!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Chrissie's 'Folklore Sauna'
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're kicking off today with a bit of lady madness from Chrissie. She's calling it her 'Folklore sauna'. Also, have you ever accidentally mistaken a f...
Bon Jovi Saves A Womans Life
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Taylor has officially endorsed Kamala Harris after the presidential debate and has cause an absolutely huge surge in voter registrations. Plus, a very...
What Do You Hate Being Called?
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is there a specific word or name you absolutely hate being called? Maybe you don't like the sound of being called cute. Plus, we get onto the topic of...
Taylor Swift Endorses Kamala Harris!
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our favourite queen has come out to address the fake AI images created of her endorsing Trump. In doing so, it seems she is now endorsing Kamala! Also...
Dave Grohl Has A Secret Child
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dave Grohl has come out and revealed that he has indeed fathered a child outside of his marriage!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Beyonce Gets Snubbed At The Country Music Awards
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's absolutely outrageous! Definitely some shade being thrown on here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Right To Disconnect Laws
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
These new right to disconnect laws are a bit scary. It's so confusing. How are we supposed to know when and when not to contact someone???See omnystud...
The ChrissieCast: Cath Deveny & Chrissie talk Panettone, pairing up and BPD.
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Catherine Deveny and Chrissie Swan sit down at The Compound and the conversation is lively and varied, that’s for sure. Firstly - the merits or lack...
Kendrick Lamar To Host The 2025 Super Bowl Halftime Show
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kendrick Lamar has been announced as the Super Bowl halftime entertainment again. Plus, some more penguin related news.See omnystudio.com/listener for...
Bring Your Kid To Work Days
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We could probably think of nothing worse than a workplace hosting a 'bring your kid to work' day. How is anyone going to get anything done with a bunc...
Who Wants To Ride The Sab Cab?!
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The official Sabrina Carpenter car of course. A superfan has outfitted their BMW with stickers of Sabrina Carpenter and lyrics from her songs!See omny...
And We Never Saw Them Again...
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you have a story that ends in, 'and we never saw them again'? There's a few good ones in here and you won't expect where they go!See omnystudio.com...
The Chrissiecast: Liane Moriarty on fate, mental laxatives and Arnott’s Assorted Creams
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Liane Moriarty has sold over 20 million copies of her various novels but still gets a thrill when she sees someone in the wild pull one out of their b...
Katy Perry Defends Her Decision To Collaborate With Dr. Luke
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Definitely a wild decision to make on a song titled 'Woman's World'. Buh-Bye Katy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Has Your Ex Said Something You'll Never Forget?
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe something along the lines of calling you a "shorty". Or even just other people saying things to you that you could not believe! Plus, do you hat...
Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce's Relationship Rumoured To Be Fake
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We had a gut feeling this might be the case. Some alleged PR documents have been leaked stating that the relationship may have just been a show stunt....
Elton John Left With Limited Vision Due To Eye Infection
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well that's just the worst. Plus, we watch the crazy new 'Nightbitch' trailer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We're Talking Gumption
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yep. That's right. We're talking all about Gumption. It's Chrissie's latest cleaning obsession. Also, Elle Macpherson joins us on the show!See omnystu...
Jojo Siwa May Represent Poland At Eurovision
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And yes we're being dead serious. In a Tiktok video she has announced she is in talks to be Poland's Eurovision representative. See omnystudio.com/li...
The ChrissieCast: Jane Hall and Chrissie get weighed down with a weighted vest
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jane Hall joins Chrissie to talk Temu, lip gloss, soap, cheesel socks and a weighted vest.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Everyone Has Been Mishearing This Ed Sheeran Lyric
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It makes a whole lot more sense now when you listen with the actual lyrics. Speaking of misheard lyrics, here are some other songs you've been singing...
Adele Makes A Career Changing Announcement
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
She has made a huge announcement about putting an indefinite pause to performing. Plus, an update on Lana Del Ray's alligator boyfriend.See omnystudio...
Should You Give Your Partner A Bedtime?
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're saying a big no this one. Plus, Jack tries to teach Chrissie how to send a voice note. It does not go well.See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
Gwyneth Paltrow Drops Big Career News
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie excited! Plus, the suburbs where people stay the longest.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The ChrissieCast: Martha Kalifitidis on family, instagram and going bush
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Martha Kalifitidis first came to our attention in 2018 on everyone’s favourite ‘hate-watch’ - Married At First Sight. Since then she has become ...
Scooter Braun Comments On The Taylor Swift Documentary
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What a classic Disney villain he is. Plus, some news for fans of Baywatch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Did The 'Huak Tuah' Girl Get Too Famous?
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It was just one drunken moment. Who knew it would become a worldwide phenomenon. We've got more sweeping statements just like that if you tune in!See ...
The Golden Bachelor Is Coming To Australia
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The hit Bachelor spin off is coming to our screens and we can't be more excited! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How Long Can You Wear A Single Shirt?
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you have to throw it in the wash after 1 day? Or what about 2 days? Maybe you'll squeeze another few days out of it. Either way this seems to have ...
The ChrissieCast: Ben Lomas is Gold Medal Comedy
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Lomas is pure sunshine and a life enthusiast. A lover of huge laughs, saunas, camping, laksa and the absurd, he is also a stand up comedian, gold ...
Adam Sandler Dubber 'The Most Down To Earth Celebrity'
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After a video on TikTok has gone viral where he explains his outfit choices.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Australia's Hottest Dad!
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're out looking for Australia's hottest dad. If you've ever been told you look like a celebrity, you might be a hot dad. Plus, who else is sick of a...
Dua Lipa Launches Her Own Ice Cream Range
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let's hope it's as good as that olive oil ice cream she taught us to make.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is It Okay To Return A Pet?
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lily Allen has been defending her choice to return a dog that was not behaving. So is it okay to return an animal after realising things aren't going ...
Which Celebrity Got The Most Drunk At The Logies?
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I wonder who it could have been? Thankfully we've got the Gold Logie winner, Larry Emdur to shine some light on the situation. Plus, it's time for som...
Cosmopolitan Is Back!
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What a surprise this is, especially after six years of being gone!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Chrissiecast: Leigh Sales, award winning journalist and all round good egg sits down with Chrissie to discuss disarming questions, unusual self-care practises and smug bundts
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Leigh Sales is a multi Walkley award-winning journalist, author, tv presenter, podcaster and author - and incidentally also one of Chrissie’s Queens...
Taylor Swift Makes A Statement On Her Cancelled Shows
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After a few days of silence she has finally come out and spoken about why she cancelled her concerts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...
What Did You Find In Your Toilet?
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And we're not talking the normal things you'd expect to find... We mean extraneous objects or even animals hanging about. Plus, it's Thursday which me...
The World's Oldest Person Has Just Died
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
At the amazing age of 117! That's a very long life to have lived. Plus, we finally get some closure to Bennifer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
Very Demure, Very Mindful
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First up on the agenda today, have you ever ghosted someone or have you been ghosted? It's the worst thing in the world but maybe there are some cases...
Donald Trump Using AI To Get A Taylor Swift Endorsement
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And this is one of the ways AI is in fact not the best thing ever. Wasn't he just going on about how the left was 'cheating' by using AI?See omnystudi...
Chat GPT Roasts Our Instagrams
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another reason why Chat GPT is the best thing ever for all the wrong reasons! People have been getting the AI to absolutely roast their personal insta...
The ChrissieCast: Dave Thornton and Chrissie catch up and discuss why family holidays are actually fresh hell and where to find the best Laksa.
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dave Thornton joins Chrissie live from the compound to discuss how she is allegedly single-handedly responsible for the demise of Florence’s dining ...
Larry Emdur Gets Tattooed Live!
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Straight off the back of his Gold Logie win, he now has to fulfil a promise he made.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We Find A Match Made In Heaven
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Who could have guessed that we would find true love on this show. Definitely not these two callers. Plus, Jack has all the goss from TV's night of nig...
Does Larry Emdur Have A Speech Planned For The Gold Logie?
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Plus, we play a game of Happy As Larry!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Why Chrissie's Time In Europe Is Making Headlines
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Plus, big news about the Freaky Friday sequel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The ChrissieCast: Ben Abrahams and Chrissie talk truth, authenticity, and your next favorite song—plus a live performance
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Abrahams, an Australian musician, artist, and writer, shares his journey of embracing his true self despite a deeply religious upbringing. His sto...
Hitty or Missy!
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We've got Australian icon, Missy Higgins in today and we've created a new game for her to play! All she's gotta tell us is whether a song was a 'Hitty...
A Lollipop Man Has Been BANNED From High Fives
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All because a single parent complained. Now thousands of people are rallying with the man to restore his high five privileges. See omnystudio.com/lis...
Bonus | Tight Five With Abbie Chatfield
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Enjoy our extended uncut chat with Abbie Chatfield!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Katy Perry Is In Trouble With The Spanish Government
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Katy Perry is being investigated by the Spanish government after her latest music video allegedly shows her dancing around on a protected environmenta...
Even More Pranks Gone Wrong!
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's show is a little zonked! We bring back last weeks segment about pranks going wrong since we loved it so much! Plus, our favourite girl, Abbie ...
Sabrina Carpenter Gets Hit By A Firework
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sabrina Carpenter has run off stage screaming mid-performance after being struck by a firework. Plus, Drew Barrymore reveals the original ending to th...
Swanny Makes A Funny!
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yes the legendary segment is back and better than ever! Even Sam Pang has decided to come back since he loved this segment so much. Chrissie's also go...
Justin Bieber Yells At His Fans
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Justin Bieber was been caught on camera losing it at a group of teenagers while he was shopping. Plus, Adele stops her show to talk about the Olympics...
Honeymoons From Hell!
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's your opinion on other people joining a couple for a honeymoon? We think it's a big no-no. But that's not the only way a honeymoon can be ruined...
The ChrissieCast: Jane Hall and Chrissie talk jet lag, European adventures, and budget-busting bargains
11 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jane Hall joins Chrissie to chat all things jet lag, European adventures, and budget-busting bargains. From reinventing herself in Italy to snagging t...
The Olympics Closing Ceremony Is Bringing Some Spice
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Plus, the latest from Cardi B and Billie Eilish.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Freddo Frogs Cost HOW MUCH?!
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Plus! Raising funds for the Fred Hollow Foundation, Nova's Cash, Car & A Star and dumplings galoreeeeee.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
The ChrissieCast: Cindy Gallop and Chrissie talk breaking societal norms, defying the status quo, and open, honest sex education
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cindy Gallop, the radical, groundbreaking CEO and Founder of MakeLoveNotPorn, joins Chrissie to talk open, honest sex education, the power of living l...
The Lion's Gate Portal
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If there was ever a time you needed to manifest something, it is right now! The portal has aligned and the dong has been rung.See omnystudio.com/liste...
Taylor Swift Cancels Her Vienna Shows Over An Alleged Terrorist Threat
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Very scary stuff. Although it seems it may be a well needed break for Taylor after performing almost nonstop.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
Pranks Gone Wrong!
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We personally hate the idea of pranks. We don't think they can ever go right. This story about an awful prank gone wrong has definitely reinforced tha...
Sabrina Carpenter Almost Didn't Release 'Espresso'
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well to be fair it was more her labels fault. It seems as though she was completely alone in wanting to release this absolute banger of a track.See om...
What's Your Craziest Food Order
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking all about your ridiculous coffee or martini orders. Chrissie's got one helluva order. Plus, do you pamper your dog a bit too much?See om...
French Pole Vaulter Gets Offer For Adult Cam Show
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Anthony Ammirati is being offered $250K for an adult cam show after his competing mishap. That breaks down to $4K a minute!See omnystudio.com/listener...
Adele Breaks Into Tears During Her Concert
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Adele has broken down into tears at her concert performing 'Someone Like You'. We may have a few theories as to why.See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...
Are You A Yawn Poker?
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We promise there's absolutely no judgements here. We just can't understand the motive people have to poke their finger in someone else's mouth to ruin...
The ChrissieCast: Ash Williams and Chrissie talk poached eggs, conversation staples at BBQ's and Stanley Tucci
04 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ash Williams, raconteur, tennis ace, and grower of magnificent hair, is back to discuss poached eggs, BBQ conversation staples, and Stanley Tucci.See ...
Best of | Face Tats and Sam Pang
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We don't mean both those things at the same time, although that may be interesting. Join us as we talk about whether or not you'd tattoo your face and...
The ChrissieCast: John Edward and Chrissie talk astrology charts, play a round of 'Is it Haunted?', and answer Chrissie's pressing questions
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
John Edward, world-famous psychic medium, joins Chrissie to discuss everything from braised chicken legs to astrology charts. He even plays a round of...
Tiffany Haddish Admits To Selling Panties Online
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For 300 dollars each as well! More power to you girl. And now Chrissie is trying to get into the same market.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
This Olympian Is Sponsored By Cheese?
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And the photo are absolutely hilarious. Who wouldn't love to have a photoshoot of them lovingly holding a wheel of parmesan. Plus, it's time for more ...
Boneless Chicken Doesn't Have To Be Boneless?
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A judge has ruled that calling something 'boneless' refers to the way it's cooked and not whether or not it has bones in it...See omnystudio.com/liste...
This Woman Mistook A Sex Doll For A Dead Body!
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Imagine walking along the beach and thinking you've just stumbled across a dead body laying in the sand. Terrifying! Plus, bad news for fans of the g-...
Do You Sleep Eat?
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Yes this is a real thing that can happen to people. You've heard of sleep walking but have you ever suffered from sleep eating? Plus, Chrissie may hav...
The Charli XCX And Lorde Drama Explained
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There has been some long standing drama between Charli XCX and Lorde and we're here to explain why. It seems as though the two have really worked it o...
The ChrissieCast: Dave Thornton and Chrissie talk Tater Tots, Americanisms and radio regrets
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dave Thornton is back to discuss the merits of the words ‘Tater Tots’ and other confusing Americanisms. They also discuss the various panel show a...
Medical Monday Is Back!
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Medical Monday is back after a short hiatus and we absolutely love having Dr Preeya Alexander coming in and answering our medical questions. Plus, wha...
Robert Downey Jr. Has A Big Announcement
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
He's been out of the lime light for a while now but he's come back with a huge announcement. But first we have got to talk about the HUGE week Lady Ga...
Kamala Harris Has Joined TikTok!
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As if she couldn't get any better, she's now on the Tok! How Brat. Plus, Oprah has addressed the rumours about herself and Gayle.See omnystudio.com/li...
We Nailed The 'Apple' Dance
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The votes have come in and it seems as though both Chrissie and Jack have nailed the 'Apple' dance. Plus, it's the return of Chrissie's Correspondence...
The ChrissieCast: Eli Harwood (also known as Attachment Nerd) and Chrissie talk connection, attachment styles, and how they impact every relationship we have
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Eli Harwood, also known as Attachment Nerd, agreed to sit down with Chrissie, to talk all things connection, attachment theory, how we arrive at our o...
Prank Calling Fitzy
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I think it's about time we prank someone on the show. Who better to prank than our very own Fitzy! Plus, do you have a song you plan to play at your f...
Billie Eilish Prank Calls Margot Robbie
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We need more genuine celebrity friendships like this one. It just feels so wholesome to know that it isn't just superficial. Chrissie gets some inspir...
Do You Think About Death?
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Keanu Reeves has admitted he often thinks about death in an interview and Jack also agrees with him. We want to know whether you also think about deat...
The Weeknd Teases His New Album
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Very exciting to finally hear some new tunes from The Weeknd are coming out soon. And here we were worried about where he had gone.See omnystudio.com/...
How Does A Washing Machine Work?
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lily Allen has come out and admitted she has no idea how a washing machine works... and we've absolutely got to agree with her. Plus, Lady Gaga is reh...
Are You Hip With The Gen Z Kids?
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're absolutely obsessing over Charli XCX's new album and Chrissie has impressed her kids with her 'Brat' knowledge. Maybe we can learn a few more th...
The ChrissieCast: Jane Hall and Chrissie talk Instagram "meanies," online shopping fails, and play a game of "What's in the Belly Bag?"
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jane Hall is back from London, and Chrissie shows off her new Jeffrey Dahmer glasses. They discuss Instagram "meanies" and share their funniest online...
Joe Biden Officially Steps Down From Presidential Race
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We now have confirmation that Biden has stepped down and is now endorsing a new candidate. Plus, Katy Perry's new song has not gotten the reviews she ...
We're Back And Better Than Ever!
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're both back from our hot summer Europe trips and ready to get back into the swing of things. But first things first, we have to catch up on all th...
Is Camping The Worst Thing Ever?
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's been a new rule implemented in a campsite that has re-ignited our hatred for camping. Can you think of anything worse than having to stay out ...
The ChrissieCast: Jodi Rodgers and Chrissie talk autism, orgasms and free vibrators?
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jodi Rodgers, qualified sexologist and relationship counsellor, best known for her appearance on the delightful ‘Love On The Spectrum’, joins Chri...
Coming Out To Your Family
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Coming out is not an easy task. Especially not when it's to your close family and you're worried about being accepted for who you are. Kylie Kwong has...
The Unspoken Rules Of A 'Girls Trip'
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We love Reddit here. It's the best place to put up your worst opinions and get advice. Today we've found quite a controversial post about the unspoken...