The Chrissie Swan Show

Bonus: Jane Hall Has Lost It

27 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jane Hall isn't coping, but she looks cut as hell in her new beanie, so you know, swings and roundabouts. A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited ...

Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #37

24 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Having rescued robot Johnny Five (Jack Charles) from being destroyed by the military in "Short Circuit," scientist Ben Jahrvi (Dean Thomas) moves to N...

Grand Final Breakfast 2021

23 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Listen up for our massive AFL Grand Final Breakfast - with special guests including Max Gawn, Nathan Jones, Lachie Hunter, Shane Crawford, Garry Lyon,...

And A Touch Of Asbestos...

22 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sam's washing secrets; Wil Anderson questions everything; Karl Stefanovic isn't Ray Martin; Paul Dowsley wins a piss-soaked Walkley; Chrissie cooks so...

What Does It Smell Like? Success.

20 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Lee's dog has an accident; Christine Ahern updates us on the nazi problem in the construction protests; Swanny makes a funny; you call with your ...

I Haven't Been Listening

19 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sam shouldn't be a Masked Singer judge; Counsellor Chrissie helps a housemate hornbag; Jacqui Felgate summaries the roadmap out of COVID-19; Michala B...

Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #36

18 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

An arrogant young prince (Jack Charles) and his castle's servants fall under the spell of a wicked enchantress, who turns him into the hideous Beast u...

Perfectly Cooked

17 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Browny delivers the most morbid tidbit ever; Dave O'Neil asks his questions with a whiteboard, and he has some more PD feedback for us; you call with ...

You And How Many Jockeys?

16 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We find a clip of Browny's voice from the 'before'; Titus O'Reily is making cups of tea; Sam gave us a 'sense of the day'; Mystic Chrissie got a new s...

Dusty Who?

14 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hugh van Cuylenburg changes Dusty Martin's life; Harley Breen isn't on The Masked Singer but he is on Making It Australia; Browy's new segment falls f...

When Was The Last Time You Made It Rain?

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Curtis Stone's perfect Bolognese; Brynne Edelsten's mental toughness; Tony Martin's tracksuit hesitancy; Jacqui Dark's physics experiment; Taste.com.a...

Eddie Who?

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Urzila Carlson defends Sam's absence from The Masked Singer; Max Gawn gets too many texts after Friday's triumph in the semi-finals; Counsellor Chriss...

Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #35

11 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On his way to school, Bastian (Dean Thomas) ducks into a bookstore to avoid bullies. Sneaking away with a book called "The Neverending Story," Bastian...

The Gimp Masked Singer

09 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dannii Minogue isn't all that receptive to Sam's pitch; Dan Houston is scared of Brodie, and rightly so; Deano pitches a new game; we revisit Iris Jon...

Tik Tok Chicken!

08 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dave O'Neil fills in for Browny! Kitty Flanagan wins an award; Titus O'Reily heads to Perth; Dave 'isn't from around here', and perhaps that why Mr Me...

Egg egg egg egg egg egg egg!

08 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We have a winner! After 6 months, the Mitusbishi Eclipse Cross has been won by Tony from Mt. Cotrell with his joke! We chat to Joel Selwood in the lea...

A Pair Of Twos Challenging A Pair Of Threes

06 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

David Campbell sings us out; Tony Martin reads Browny's book as Jason Statham; we spoke to our favourite 'fence jumper' Kaye about her story; we tried...

Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #34

04 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mrs. Brisby (Ash Gardner), a widowed mouse, must move her children out of their home in a field before the local farmer starts plowing. Unable to leav...

Big Wallet Problems

02 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dave O'Neil fills in for Sam Pang; Bella Taylor Smith sings us out; you call with your tidbits; we talk ABBA with Richard Wilkins; and Dave avoids pri...

The Perfect Choc Chip Cookie

01 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie cooks the perfect choc chip cookies live on air; Jacqui Felgate shares her desk with an idiot; Titus O'Reily moves the grand final; Deano tel...

Clear The Decks!

01 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sam gets a message of love from a listener; Jason Dunstall IS Ace Ventura; Dean Narramore calls in for some weather chat; you call with your terrible ...

Walk Towards Me!

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie completes her 300km walk! Josh & Luke from The Block spill the 'scandal' details and the other willing participants; Tony Martin calls in...

You'll Make A Great Mum!

29 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Anne Edmonds fills in for Chrissie, and despite being 30 weeks pregnant, stuck around for the whole show; Max Gawn is living it at footy camp; Luke Mc...

Do You Believe In Life After Love?

27 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dave O'Neil is Cher; Neale Whitaker changes his doona cover once a week; Dyson Heppell cooks Mexican food; Sam Wood doesn't watch The Bachelor; you ca...

That's Not A Very Good Joke

26 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We check in on a Newcastle Council meeting; Titus O'Reily talks Carlton coaching madness; Kylie Brown is a beauty therapist; we speak to boarder Will ...

Bacon Jam!

25 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Allen's toastie hacks get confusing (for some); Josh Reid Jones has some lockdown tips; we play guess the TV theme; you call with your horrible j...

I've Seen Your Acting And It Stinks!

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jane Hall has lost her mind; Tony Martin may have too; Neil Perry has the secret to a ripper toastie; Sam has some news about the Queen; we asked you ...

Shut That Kid Up, Please.

23 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jack Riewoldt multi-tasks; Max Gawn kicks the winning goal; Wil Anderson drives towards a lockdown; Laurel Ling makes the perfect toastie; we solve Ka...

Bonus: Cheat Sheet Of The Week '21 - Week #32

21 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Time for the Cheat Sheet of the week! A Nova PodcastCheat Sheet Produced By Tim MountfordPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer:...

Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #32

21 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Working as a stripper to make ends meet, Destiny (Jack Charles)'s life changes forever when she becomes friends with Ramona (Dean Thomas) -- the club'...

Skin Fold Secrets!

19 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Eddie Betts reveals his trick to nailing the numbers on a skin fold test; Guy Sebastian is still playing golf; Rita Ora is a sweetie; Chrissie's daugh...

Have You Seen The Wrist Watch?

19 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan Brown! Izabella Staskowski! Titus O'Reily! Out Of / By Returns! Not On This Day! Also, what did everyone have for dinner? A Nova PodcastPodcast ...

This Is How You Promenade!

18 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie gives some tips on sashaying and promenade best practice; she also cooks a 2-minute brownie from the kitchen; you call with your terrible jok...

I'm The Fish & Chip Shop

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Abbie Chatfield will hook us up in the post; Tony Martin will have to resort to the fax machine; Jacqui Felgate is on the FaceTime, and; Chrissie is w...

Have You Got His Number??

15 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Counsellor Chrissie helps a listener with her post-divorce dating life; Ash Williams has a brilliant idea; Sam weighs in on Chrissie's relationship wi...

Bonus: Cheat Sheet Of The Week '21 - Week #31

14 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Time for the cheat sheet of the week! A Nova PodcastCheat Sheet Produced By Tim MountfordPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer:...

Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #31

13 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

When the Switchblade, the most sophisticated prototype stealth fighter created yet, is stolen from the U.S. government, one of the United States' top ...

"They" Don't Love It!

12 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie cracks the living hecks at a stupid comment from Browny; Dave O'Neil drops by; Deano will walk your dogs; we ask you about your 70s Dad; Tom ...

Saint Kilda

12 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We get some feedback; Chrissie hires big foot for a party; we ask when you kid turned up on your work day; we re-cast the show with back room staff; T...

Walking Around Nude With My Premiership Medals On

11 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Browny's hot lockdown tips create a disturbing visual; Dr. Preeya Alexander answers more vaccine questions; Dave O'Neil is Mr Melway; Olympic Bronze m...

How Are Babies Made?

09 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Deano has some questions; you tell us your embarrassing body stories; Mel Tracina (The Cheap Seats, Nova 100) challenges Deano to hit the post; Tony M...

I Don't Want To Sleep Here, Can You Pick Me Up?

09 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sonia Kruger is Sam's lead-in; Jack Riewoldt is calling from the car; Chrissie is washing her sheets more than you realise; Jodie is struggling with a...

Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #30

07 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Before the Seavers leave for a family vacation to San Francisco, they drop off their pets -- Chance (Dean Thomas), an adventurous American bulldog; Sh...

Little Athletics

05 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dave O'Neil is in for Sam; you call with your tidbits; Chrissie looks into the back stories of the songs we're playing at the moment; Scott Cam scares...

What Are You Doing Tonight?

05 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our favourite Sam Pang segment makes a return and gets us in touch with Olympic Gold medallist Ariarne Titmus, Christine Ahearn, Dylan Lewis, Sophie M...

Unforeseen Personal Circumstances

04 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We can't be here today because of unforeseen personal circumstances. If we'd done the show, it would have featured Josh Earl and Luke McGregor; Jokes ...

Pot Of Gold

03 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Keith Urban reminisces about his early reality TV days; Tony Martin surveys local radio; you call with your questions for Browny and your best housema...

I Can Tell You'd Be A Terrible Parent

02 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Glenn Robbins pitches a TV show; Jack Riewoldt sprints for the back of the plane; Counsellor Chrissie tackles a question about rude questions; Browny ...

Bonus: Cheat Sheet Of The Week '21 - Week #29

31 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Time for the cheat sheet! A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesProducers: Victoria Wall & Brodi...

Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #29

31 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kat Stratford (Ash Gardner) is beautiful, smart and quite abrasive to most of her fellow teens, meaning that she doesn't attract many boys. Unfortunat...

Sidney Monster

30 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You call with your tidbits, and Browny reveals the Cookie Monster's real name; Jacqui Felgate gives us the lowdown; Todd Goldstein is mentally strong;...

HOWOLDAREYA??

28 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie cops milk to the face; Browny has some bad news; Jack brings back 'Browny's Pop Talk'; Browny's Bikkies get made; Sam gets tropical; and Chri...

Buy Yourself A New Bra!

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone got a new bra today, for some reason; Debbie set her business alight with a twirling baton; her husband Pete called with a joke; Nick Friedri...

Introducing: Browny's Podcast

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As a bonus for Chrissie, Sam & Browny listeners, this is Jonathan Brown's new podcast. Featuring Deano and Campbell Brown, a new episode is publis...

Knocking Off The Postman

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jason Dunstall calls in from bed; Tony Martin's cat sends an email; Brian from the Healthy Food Crew gets on board with Browny's Bikkies; Chrissie tri...

Starring Jimmy Chocolate Chip

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Celia Pacquola FaceTimes in but her dog 'Jimmy Chocolate Chip' steals the show and we literally can't talk about anything else; Max Gawn gets serious;...

Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #28

24 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

When the transition is being made from silent films to `talkies', everyone has trouble adapting. Don (Dean Thomas) and Lina (Jack Charles) have been c...

Cleopatra Loved A McFlurry

22 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You call with your tidbits; Dave O'Neil makes dessert; Ed Curnow is turning us all on; Rex Hunt reacts; Deano gets Adam Whitby, voiceover legend, to h...

You've Just Mooned The Show

22 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mystic Chrissie predicts things about our listeners, and today Andy Lee gets a go as well; Titus O'Reily tells us the strangest way a team got to the ...

What Are You Wearing?

21 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

New Bachelor Jimmy Nicholson flies in; Gary from Dromana calls in; Browny's Big Poll pops up as we ask you about Hamburgers; Chrissie finds a Celine D...

Freeway Is A Great Name For A Dog!

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Martin calls in and his housemate, Jason Statham reads some of Browny's book; Mel Bracewell has a new TV show called 'Cheap Seats'; we asked you ...

Bitch, You Doin' A Good Job!

18 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

They call Browny 'sex pistols', apparently; Kitty Flanagan is into sports now; Max Gawn isn't that scary; Browny's son Jack 'gets into the garden'; Ch...

Bonus: Counsellor Chrissie - Carla's Sober Dating Conundrum

18 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Carla asks Chrissie for advice about cutting out drinking but keeping a social life, we took your calls. A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited B...

Bonus: Cheat Sheet Of The Week '21 - Week #27

17 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Time for the cheat sheet of the week! A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesProducers: Victoria Wall...

Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #27

17 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Three friends -- the unlucky Lotto (Jack Charles), the naive Wookie (Dean Thomas) and the lazy Sue (Ash Gardner) -- are road workers by day and gold d...

Bonus: Arj Barker Full Chat

16 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We catch up with of our favourite people, the brilliant comedian Arj Barker, but why won't he turn his FaceTime camera on? A Nova PodcastPodcast Produ...

Panic Beers!

15 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Arj Barker has some panic beers before lockdown; Mitch Robinson thought we were pre-recording; Deano pitched a daylight robbery; Dave O'Neil is everyo...

Controversy Alert: Take The Oats Off Your Apple Crumble

14 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie reveals her secret to a good apple crumble, and some people might freak out about it; Seb Costello confirms the story of the Jake the Snake /...

You Just Called It The 'Pressure Factor'

14 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We ask a Fox Footy expert what the pressure gauge is; Karl Chandler sneaks off to do a corporate; Browny's got a new podcast; Chrissie loves a passive...

Sex/Life: Yes/No?

12 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jock Zonfrillo's got the secret to the perfect Ragu; Tony Martin loves Chopper; People Chrissie Should Meet: Craig Kelly (not the MP!); Izabella Stast...

She's Not Interested In Sleeping With Anybody

11 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're back! We've had a little rest, and we're back with you, Melbourne. Jack Riewoldt marks 300 games by having a sleep in; Charlie Pickering travels...

Bonus: Kate McLennan & Kate McCartney

08 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Kates get up close and personal with a penguin or two. A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesPro...

Bonus: CSB Idol - Chris Sebastian vs. Chrissie Swan

07 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What a pair of voices! Chris Sebastian takes on Chrissie Swan in another classic round of CSB Idol. A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By And...

Bonus: Glenn Robbins' Fluffy Handcuffs

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Glenn Robbins phones it in. A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesProducers: Victoria Wall & Bro...

Bonus: Ice Cream Sundae Or A Mum

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Little Jack Brown presents a conundrum for the ages... A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesProduce...

Bonus: Tune Or Not A Tune: TV Theme Edition

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sam puts the greatest TV themes to the test and for some reason wants the opinion of our boss / work baby Jack Charles. A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced...

Bonus: Judith Lucy vs. The Womaniser

30 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Judith Lucy's new book 'Turns Out I'm Fine' is out now! A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesProduc...

Bonus: Counsellor Chrissie - Steph's Roof

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Got a problem you need with? Counsellor Chrissie can help, and if she can't help, our listeners are always happy to weigh in. Email breakfast@nova100....

Bonus: Ash Williams Was A Child Entrepreneur

28 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ash Williams was a genius. Maybe he still is. He was, though. A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack Charles...

Bonus: What's Up With Lil Uzi Vert?

28 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sam has an update, so you no longer have to wonder. A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesProducers:...

Bonus: Cheat Sheet Of The Week '21 - Week #23

26 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Time for the Cheat Sheet of the Week! See the best moments from this week's show on our Instagram! A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy...

Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #23

26 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In New York, mysterious radioactive ooze has mutated four sewer turtles into talking, upright-walking, crime-fighting ninjas. The intrepid heroes -- M...

He Ate Too Much!

25 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dave O'Neil fills in for Sam; Sophie Monk won't watch PopStars; you call with your tidbits; we deep dive into the #FreeBritney situation; Deano and Ch...

Furniture Wars

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We speak to Betty Hislop OAM about her contribution to darts; Titus O'Reily cheats in the Olympics; we update (and wrap up) the Celebrity Chase; Sam t...

Asking For A Friend...

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jimmy Smits joins us for a chat about In The Heights; Scott Pape tries to help us with our money 'stuff'; Browny wonders if you regret you tattoo...

What Are You In Here For?

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dave Thornton gets a question you only hear on radio and in prison; we surprise Chrissie with her spunky chemist crush; Tony Martin gets some work don...

Why Are Some Handcuffs Fluffy?

20 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sam sums up the weekend; Max Gawn catches an egg; Glenn Robbins wins some pies; Counsellor Chrissie helps Michael with a career issue; Chrissie change...

Bonus: Counsellor Chrissie - Michael's New Career

20 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As Chrissie Swan once said to Vanilla Ice, 'if you've got a problem, yo, I'll solve it' - and she's here to help you with any issue you may have! If y...

Bonus: Cheat Sheet Of The Week '21 - Week #22

19 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Time for the Cheat Sheet Of The Week! See some of these funny moments on the Chrissie, Sam & Browny Instagram, won't you? Trust us. A Nova Podcast...

Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #22

19 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Posing as children's photographers, two crooks (Dean Thomas, Ash Gardner) scheme their way into a mansion to kidnap an infant (Jack Charles). Their ho...

Chrissie Swan Joins The Cast Of Celebrity Masterchef!

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Huge news - Chrissie Swan has indeed joined the cast of the upcoming Celebrity Masterchef Australia, so we hit her with a press conference to ask...

I'm A Shock Jock

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sam has an opinion and also apologises, so he pretty much is a shock jock; Shane Crawford doesn't want to move to Canberra; Titus O'Reily gets bitten ...

What's In This For Me??

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Denise Scott is here and she's just fine, actually; Shaynna Blaze has taken home (and promptly given away) the chocolates on Celebrity Apprentice...

Were You Doing A Cashie?

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ross Noble convinces Sam to appear on The Celebrity Apprentice Australia; Jack Riewoldt watches The Wiggles; Brent from Masterchef Aust...

Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #21

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin McCallister (Jack Charles) is upset that his parents got divorced. Worse yet, things are heating up between his father Peter (Dean Thomas) and h...

You Look Like A Character From Mare Of Easttown

10 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dave O'Neil is in for Sam Pang! Max Lynch breaks a PB; 7 News journo Ross Coulthart talks UFOs with Deano; Dave brings Mountain Bike World Champ Paul ...

That Was Taken Out Of Context!

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nathan Jones and Sam comes to blows; Titus O'Reily Zooms in; Chris Sebastian sings us out; Deano does all his sound effects; we get a Celebrity Chase ...

Thanks For Calling, You Bastard

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ross Noble talks Celebrity Apprentice; Joel Creasey is all buff now for some reason, but what's his secret? You call with your terrible jokes; we...

Ellen Or Rockmelon?

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So many guests! Wippa (our Nova 96.9 breaky counterpart in Sydney) joins us to talk all things Celebrity Apprentice; Tony Martin phones it in; Ra...

I Was In The Back Half Doing All The Heavy Lifting

06 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Browny and Sam run wild in the streets of Melbourne; Tom Gleisner bring Have You Been Paying Attention? back to its rightful home - the wireless;...