The Chrissie Swan Show
Episodes
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #20
05 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
British gangster George Thomason (Dean Thomas) and his hapless aide, Ken Pile (Jack Charles), draft a pair of arrogant Americans, grifter Wanda Gersch...
Chops And Three Veg
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dave O'Neil is in for Sam! Eddie Betts calls in; you offered us your tidbits; Deano is in an app now; we remember our greatest sandwich experiences (a...
I Can Go The Distance
02 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Weather Chat! Titus O'Reily won't show us below his chin; we play Guess the TV Theme; an update for the celebrity chase; and we ask you about your mot...
You've Got Egg On Your Face & It's Distracting Me
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Denise Scott tries to FaceTime in; we talk Footy; you call with your jokes and the chat is better than them; Sam debuts 'Tune Or Not A Tune: TV Theme ...
Bonus: CSB Uncut - Unusual Bedroom Habits
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to you about your unusual bedroom habits! A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesProducers: V...
There's A Thing Called Priorities
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You ask Browny your questions; Martha Kalifatidis calls in from an Uber; Tony Martin is Jason Statham is Jonathan Brown; Chrissie found another change...
Bonus: Counsellor Chrissie - My Mate's A Cheat
31 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our anonymous caller has a problem with his long term friend cheating on his partner, and he has managed to accidentally get caught up in it all, when...
It's The 'Roids
30 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kitty Flanagan wants to be on Celebrity Masterchef; Jack Riewoldt may have taken the mark of the year; Counsellor Chrissie and our listeners help...
Bonus: Andrew McCarthy Full Chat
29 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Here's our full chat with Hollywood 80s heartthrob Andrew McCarthy! A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack C...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #19
29 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Schoolteacher and single mother Samantha Caine (Ash Gardner) lives an average suburban life -- until she begins having strange memories of unexplained...
Bonus: Dr Preeya Alexander Answers Your Vaccine Questions
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Deano wanted to help anyone who is unsure or on the fence about COVID vaccination. Dr Preeya got on the blower to help us out! A Nova PodcastPodcast P...
He's a Tricky Little Fella
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
80s Hollywood Crush Andrew McCarthy (Weekend at Bernies, Pretty In Pink, Sixteen Candles) drops in for a chat; Jeff Kennett invites us for lunch; Dr P...
I Saw A Super Blood Moon Once
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ross Noble can't believe what's coming out of his mouth; Titus O'Reily has been to South Australia; Chrissie's dream concert lineup; we asked you wher...
Lady In Red, Come Dancing With Me. Cheek To Cheek.
26 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sam and Chrissie have a singalong; Harley Breen skypes in from his car; Shaun Micallef makes a smoothie live on air; Lord Mayor Sally Capp is taking D...
A Funeral For My Independence
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie Swan lost a bet, so we give you 'Ask Chrissie', but does she have the answers? Christine Ahern gives us a quick update on the COVID-19 situat...
Possums In Love... If You Know What I Mean
23 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Magda Szubanki is the weakest link; Max Gawn is expecting; Chrissie had a staycation; Sam pays tribute to Lorrae Desmond; Chrissie wants to know if it...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #18
22 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After moving to Salem, Massachusetts, teenager Max Dennison (Sam Pang) explores an abandoned house with his brother Danny (Jonathan Brown) and their n...
What Was In Your Shoe That Killed It?
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dave O'Neil is in for Sam Pang, and his house is going through a lot right now; Urzila Carlson takes the 'hit the post' challenge; Bulldogs' midfielde...
A Raspberry Sundae Or A Mum
19 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Allan Raskall is a loose cannon; Titus O'Reily isn't the Bachelor; Chrissie's happy for sauna visitors; we asked you when you made a tradie mistake; S...
Where Are You, And I'm So Sorry.
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Blink 182 gets a mention; Ash Williams reads from his blog; Burning Pang gets the green light; you call with your terrible jokes; Guess Gavin is still...
Kiss Me, Logan!
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Days Of Our Lives gets renewed and gets Sam Pang in the mood; Ann Peacock drops by; Tony Martin gets his 80s themes mixed up; you call with your quest...
Bonus: Counsellor Chrissie - The Liar
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Got a problem you need with? Counsellor Chrissie can help, and if she can't help, our listeners are always happy to weigh in. Email breakfast@nova100....
I've Run Out Of Small Talk
16 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
NZ comedian and foremost Jacinda Ardern impressionist Mel Bracewell drops by; Jack Riewoldt hasn't been to Yo Yo Bar; Chrissie gives some advice to a ...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #17
15 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Three strong women -- Roberta Martin (Jack Charles), Samantha Albertson (Dean Thomas)) and Tina "Teeny" Tercell (Ash Gardner) -- return home to reunit...
Your Sex Was Not On Fire. It Was Doused.
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joel Creasey and Chrissie go to lunch; Shane Crawford takes on Dave O'Neil to find out who is the Footy Mastermind; we asked you when a celeb has been...
I Call It My 'Percy'
12 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie's Celeb Stuff gets out of hand; Heath 'Heater' Shaw drop by; Titus O'Reily goes to the Maldives; Deano remixes some more classics; we asked y...
A Platonic Three-Way Hall Pass
11 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie reveals her affection, platonically, for Kate Winslet; Denis Walter has a new record; Kate McLennan and Kate McCartney are distracted by peng...
[Pink Panther Theme Music Plays]
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sam reveals an exclusive bit of breaking news with Netflix's latest Melbourne shoot location; Chrissie asks you when you hurt your eye for some reason...
I Didn't Read Any Of The Emails
09 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Urzila Carlson tries to convince us she's a terrible choice for a Masked Singer Australia judge; Max Gawn drops by; we ask you when you fell in l...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #16
08 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Annette (Jack Charles) unwittingly becomes a pawn in Sebastian's (Ash Gardner) and Kathryn's (Dean Thomas) deliciously diabolical wager of sexual conq...
I Could Have Your Tax Return On My Desk By Monday Morning
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Taylor Adams takes on Dave O'Neil in another round of Footy Mastermind; Dave O'Neil fills in for Sam; we upgrade your crappy Mother's Day gifts; and w...
You Do Not Know Him.
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Julia Morris! Titus O'Reily! An Celebrity Chase update! Weird dating app experiences! Leo has a perfect day, and Sam is also here! A Nova PodcastPodca...
He's A Big Unit, Isn't He?
04 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mary Kala from Big Brother is shocked at how tall Browny is, and Chrissie asks her a 'tight five'; Sam suffers through your horrible jokes; Sam W...
I Feel This Song [In My Boobs]
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Amy Shark takes on Chrissie Swan in radio's favourite Idol-based rip off game; Tanya Hennessy puts out a new book; Tony Martin isn't impressed by the ...
Sounds Like He's Cooked
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Gleisner brings Have You Been Paying Attention? back to radio where it arguably belongs; Jack Riewoldt gets away with saying nothing; Lauren ...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #15
01 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
For Dan Gallagher (Dean Thomas), life is good. He is on the rise at his New York law firm, is happily married to his wife, Beth (Ash Gardner), and has...
Highway To The Danger Zone
30 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You never say hello to you! Nath Valvo fills in for Sam Pang; you call with your tidbits; Deano remixes the greats with Wendy Williams; we talk about ...
Cosmo!
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to the one and only Anthony 'Cosmo' Callea; Titus O'Reily gets 'recognised'; the Celebrity Chase is back; Chrissie remembers 18 years since Bi...
That's A Terrible Shade Of 'Ocean Brown'
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Browny's son Jack stumps 'Brickman' with one simple question; Dave Thornton is on message now he's in big with 'Big Oats'; listener Steve gets himself...
It's My Fire Engine, I'll Put It Where I Like
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Georgie Carroll makes a house call; Tony Martin gets down to business; Chrissie wants to hear your Dutch; Ask Browny gets weird; Sam doesn't get let i...
Chupa Chup Vs. Nugget Sauce
25 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What's harder to open? We ask you. Max Gawn is back to talk footy; Peter Hitchener is responding to text messages; Counsellor Chrissie is in session a...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #14
24 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As America's stock of athletic young men is depleted during World War II, a professional all-female baseball league springs up in the Midwest, funded ...
I'm Always Looking For The Franks!
23 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
May you offer us a tidbit? Yes, you may, and indeed you did! Deano caught up with Aussie actor Josh Lawson about his gig in the new Mortal Kombat...
Why Do You Hate Kids?
21 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What a Thursday! We caught up with Titus O'Reily about all things Super League; Matt Preston rifled through Chrissie's Mystery Box; Chrissie's oldest ...
It Was Sitting There, Just Like A Passenger
21 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Alan Cumming! Ross Noble, who, by the way, we did NOT book to appear on today's show, he was just wandering the halls! Kitty Flanagan! Jokes Aren't Fu...
How To Flip The Bird
20 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A masterclass in giving someone the finger; Melissa Leong calls in from Ayers Rock; Tony Martin gets some sponsors; you call with your questions for A...
Bonus: Jake MAFS Gets Emotional
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jake MAFS got emotional looking back on his Married At First Sight experience, but would he do it all again? No. A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced &...
I'm Happy, And I'll Punch The Man Who Says I'm Not!
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back! We're fresh after a nice little break, and we're better for it, trust us. Chrissie watched her kids, Browny went into a coffee machine fur...
Bonus: Joe Salanitri from Sooshi Mango
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to Sooshi Mango's Joe Salanitri! A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesProducers: Victoria W...
Bonus: Adam Rozenbachs LIVE From The Melbourne Comedy Festival
14 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Rozenbachs gets a little too busy during lockdown. A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesProduc...
Bonus: Ben Knight LIVE From The Melbourne Comedy Festival
13 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Knight's going back to his teaching comedy roots! A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesProducer...
Bonus Zoë Coombs Marr LIVE From The Melbourne Comedy Festival
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Zoë Coombs Marr pivots like crazy. A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesProducers: Victoria Wa...
Bonus: Nick Capper LIVE From The Melbourne Comedy Festival
11 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How'd you get here, Nick Capper? A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesProducers: Victoria Wall &...
Bonus: Arj Barker LIVE From The Melbourne Comedy Festival
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Arj Barker sleeps on the couch. A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy ZitoExecutive Producer: Jack CharlesProducers: Victoria Wall &...
Bonus: Pete Helliar LIVE From The Melbourne Comedy Festival
07 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Pete Helliar joins us live on stage at our Melbourne International Comedy Festival breakfast! A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By Andy Zito...
Bonus: Surprise Guest - Dolph Lundgren
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Browny wins another cracking round of Celebrity Chase and brings in the iconic action star (Ivan Drago, anyone?) Dolph Lundgren in for a chat! A Nova ...
Bonus: Nath Valvo LIVE from the Melbourne Comedy Festival
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
First up, Peter Helliar says this story isn't true, but we reckon we believe Nath Valvo on this one... A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edit...
Bonus: Ross Noble LIVE from the Melbourne Comedy Festival
04 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Is there anything you want to hear more than a live version of Ross Noble's iconic radio game 'In The Cage / Out The Cage'? Is there any surprise that...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #11
02 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The mysterious Catherine Tramell (Ash Gardner), a beautiful crime novelist, becomes a suspect when she is linked to the brutal death of a rock star. I...
Bonus: Michelle Brasier LIVE from the Melbourne Comedy Festival
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's not much we love more than our annual live show from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, and this year Michelle Brasier was one of ou...
Are You Patting Yourself On The Back?
31 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Browny wins another cracking round of Celebrity Chase, bringing action movie icon (Ivan Drago, anyone?) Dolph Lundgren in for a chat! Titus O'Reily ph...
Bit Awks...
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Lomas has a sauna! Chrissie reveals her Mac & Cheese secret! You call with your terrible jokes! We asked you what's your secret side hustle! A...
Who Is Chrissie Swan?
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie gives an update on her quest for Chris Hemsworth; Tony Martin drops by; Belinda and Patrick MAFS tell all; Alan Brough rages against the gran...
I'm Your Private Dancer
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Legendary comedy and acting icon, Bob Odenkirk can't talk about his movie because we're talking about Paul McCartney; Max Gawn takes a rookie under hi...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #10
26 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When maladjusted orphan Jesse (Dean Thomas) vandalises a theme park, he is placed with foster parents and must work at the park to make amends. There ...
Do You Know What This Is?
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dave O'Neil is in for Sam! We chat to Dave about his 'Generation XXL' show at the Comedy Festival; Chrissie's AFL crush Nathan Jones takes the Footy M...
Bonus: MAFS - Brett Reveals The Words He Wishes He'd Said To Booka
24 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to Brett about his time on Married At First Sight, and what he wishes he would have said to Booka during the show. A Nova PodcastPodcast ...
Brings A Whole New Meaning To Hot Lap!
24 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Massive show! Brett from Married At First Sight; Wine Wanker Paul Calleja; Titus O'Reily; Livin' with the Chippy; and an update on the celebrity ...
Live From The Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2021
24 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's our favourite, funniest show of the year! We love to get together with all the comedians who are around for the Melbourne International Comedy Fe...
They're Always Up To Something!
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Martin wonders about our 'catchphrase'; Danny McGinlay takes us from 0 to 2 in 60 seconds; you call with your questions for Browny; Fabio looks f...
M'Fergus and Muick
21 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Jack Riewoldt's back! David Quirk's front! We asked when you hurt yourself, real bad; Deano invested with his gut and it didn't go well; Chrissie wond...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #9
19 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Three strong women -- Roberta Martin (Jack Charles), Samantha Albertson (Dean Thomas) and Tina "Teeny" Tercell (Ash Gardner) -- return home to reunite...
OK, That's Enough Of That, Kids...
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dave O'Neil is in for Sam Pang. We chat with Dave about encouraging kids to bully him at school camp; Natalie Barr drops her mic in the toilet; Max Ga...
Bonus: MAFS - Jo Isn't About To Be Gaslit Again, Thank You
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up with Joanne from Married At First Sight Australia about her time on the show, being lied to be everyone, and how much better it ...
The Great Australian Peel Off!
17 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In another stunning display of our commitment to quality radio, today, in honour of National Prawn Day, we peeled prawns live on air (and on Instagram...
You Take One Nap!
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sam reads us a headline about a Walrus on an iceberg; Shane Delia brings us hot cross buns; Kitty Flanagan gives Sam a gig on her TV show; you call wi...
Browny's 100K Instagram Follower Celebration!
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What a milestone, what an influencer. We take the time to celebrate Browny achieving this massive feat, hitting 100K followers on Instagram, and frank...
Bonus: MAFS - Sam Is Relieved To Be Off The Show
14 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up with Sam from Married At First Sight Australia and he's relieved, but how does Clare, the channel 9 publicist feel? A Nova PodcastPod...
I'm Still Jenny With A Hat
14 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up with Sam from Married At First Sight Australia, and end up chatting to the Channel 98 publicist more; Nelly Thomas has a new book, an...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #8
12 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Alex Owens (Ash Gardner) is a beautiful young woman who works a day job in a steel mill and dances in a bar at night. When Alex discovers that her han...
Russell Howard's Quarantine Fibs
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
UK comedy legend Russell Howard lies on the form to NZ hotel quarantine so they won't judge him for something we'd all definitely do; we pay tribute t...
Bonus: Rachel Griffiths Can't Help You, Browny
10 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A Celebrity Chase Update: Browny's desperate to get the one and only Nicole Kidman on the show, but can our friend and Hollywood superstar Rachel Grif...
No, Sven Is A Good Boy.
10 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We take some calls from your pets; Rachel Griffith is no help at all; Dave Thornton is in the parenting club; Brodie Grundy's dog is eating everything...
Sexy Secrets The Sequel - With Sam Pang & Alessandra Rampolla
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk to Married At First Sight Australia's actual star, and now our show's good friend, clinical sexologist Alessandra Rampolla about 'Sam's S...
Oprah, Prince Harry And Meghan Markle All The Livelong Day
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back after a long weekend, we're hanging out with Rob Mills and Tony Martin, we're asking you to offer us your tidbits, and we're summing up the...
Deano Pitches A New Idea To The Team...
05 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hamish Blake & Zoe Foster Blake called in for a chat and Sam's mate, comedian Dan Connell stopped by the studio! Chrissie's making some changes at...
Chrissie Grilled Bryce From MAFS
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Can you believe it's been a whole year since we found the world's best banana bread? Of course, we celebrated the occasion in true, tasty style. Chris...
Remembering Michael Gudinski
02 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We remember the biggest name in Aussie music, Michael Gudinski, a day after his passing. We speak to Richard Wilkins, Myf Warhurst, Tony Martin, Rhond...
I Stand With Steely Dan
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Martin! Bonnie Anderson! Hayley, who likes Sheppard Avocadoes for some reason! Making out with your friends! Real estate tips for Armie Hammer! T...
Birkencrocs!
28 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's Monday, we're back in studio, all is excellent. Michala Banas taught us what it's like to work as an 'intimacy co-ordinator' in film & TV; Li...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #6
26 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Troubled that he has little access to his children, divorced Daniel Hillard (Dean Thomas) hatches an elaborate plan. With help from his creative broth...
Bonus: Ben Knight's Monthly (W)rap - February 2021
26 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Actually, we'll wrap up all of 2020, since we haven't seen Ben Knight in person for nearly a year! Listen up for a verse from some of the students Ben...
Look Out, Dromana!
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Gary from Dromana is our comedian of the day, whether he knows it or not; we chat to Larry Emdur about his new gig hosting The Chase Australla; J...
Dipper Tried To Kill Me!
24 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What a show! Browny absolutely blew us all away with his massive 'celebrity chase' win, bring in Eddie Vedder for a chat on the phone; Ash Williams po...
Bonus: MAFS - Rumour Has It with Sam Cararro
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to the full chat with MAFS groom 'Sam', and make sure you stick around for the 'Rumour Has It' segment where Chrissie asks him to set the recor...
Watermelon On Your Pizza
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Massive Show! Sam from MAFS sets all the rumours straight; Julia Morris makes it easy; Andy Lee surprises Browny; you call with your terrible, terribl...
The Hammer And Nails Were Out
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We asked you when you broke the bed; Tony Martin sent us all a stick pic; you offered us your tidbits; Sam won (?) the Celeb Chase with a call in from...
Bonus: MAFS - Alessandra Rampolla + Jake Edwards Full Chats
21 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Check out the full chat with the clinical sexologist and newest MAFS expert, Alessandra Rampolla, and meet one of the newest players, Jake Edwards. A ...
Sexy Secrets With Sam Pang
21 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We get the giggles talking to clinical sexologist and new MAFS expert Alessandra Rampolla; speaking of Married At First Sight, new player Jake ma...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #5
19 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Two days before his wedding, Doug (Peter Hitchener) and three friends (Dean Thomas, Jack Charles, Ash Gardner) drive to Las Vegas for a wild and memor...