The Chrissie Swan Show
Episodes
I'll Have Whatever's Going
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Peter Hitchener comes in for a mild roasting from Sam, but can he hit the post now he's 75? Chrissie finds out whose dumpster she's been diving in; yo...
I Was Giving Browny A Shoulder Rub
17 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sam and Browny come in late to the studio, but where were they? We chat to tennis icon and Australian Open commentator Jim Courier, at least for a whi...
You Wanna Pizza Me?
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Leigh Sales talks us through her press conference tactics; Justin Leppitsch and Browny catch up, but it's Chrissie that's asking the questions; Sam ce...
I Sashayed In, Actually...
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We speak to the federal Minster for Health, Greg Hunt about the vaccine rollout; Tony Martin phones us from the fun bunker; Browny and Sam work out, t...
Bonus: Matthew Lewis (Neville Longbottom) Full Chat
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to the extended chat with Harry Potter star Matthew Lewis (Neville Longbottom) right here on this very bonus podcast! A Nova PodcastPodcas...
She Had Some Kind Of Walkman
14 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Browny shows his petticoat; Sam sums up the weekend, the very first in this new snap lockdown; we play a cracking round of Final Word, eventually; Chr...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #4
12 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A rebellious 16-year-old mermaid Ariel (Ash Gardner) is fascinated with life on land. On one of her visits to the surface, which are forbidden by her ...
A Whole Mountain Of The Stuff
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Eddie Perfect joins us! Joel Creasey drops by! We have another crack at Tune Or Not A Tune: Sound Of Music Edition! Also, it's time for the Cheat Shee...
I'd Be On The Ground!
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welp, it was just us today, but didn't we have the best time? Yes, we did! Sam asked for Jack's opinions in Tune Or Not A Tune: Sound Of Music Edition...
Every Bum Has A Crack In It
09 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You called in with your terrible jokes; Heath Shaw talked to us about the Eddie McGuire saga at the Collingwood FC; Browny conducted a big poll; Chris...
I'm Batting Overs!
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're all recovering from our Super Bowl Sesh, and we're all definitely in various degrees of pain; Tony Martin previewed some new Sizzletown podcast ...
You Can Give Me A Pilates Lesson
07 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Gerard Butler and Browny catch up! Nazeem Hussain lists his exposure sites! We ask you what you achieved while you were drunk! We had the best time ev...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #3
05 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A team of spirit exterminators is disbanded for demolishing parts of the city during the battle. But when Peter Venkman (Jack Charles) learns that spi...
A Substitute Teacher With A Guitar
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dave O'Neil fills in for Browny, Nath Valvo calls his partner out on air; Sam wonders 'does it deserve more'?; and Chrissie wanted to know your tucksh...
It's An Hour Long Pash
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What a Thursday! Anne Edmonds isn't here for Bridgerton; Patrick Cripps has definitely been here before; Deano brings back the Celeb Chase; you c...
Bonus: Tharold Deep Dive With Deano & Brodie
02 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hot-shot investigators Deano and Brodie get to know one of The Early Show's most prolific callers, a man named Tharold. You read that correctly, it's ...
Lemon Chicken + Sweet & Sour Pork
02 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There was SO much going on in today's show. Chrissie and Melbourne United NBL star Chris Goulding went head to head in some in-depth NBA chat; you cal...
Part Time Virgin
02 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What a Tuesday! We get saucy in a new 'uncut' segment; Tony Martin drops by; we discuss the Collingwood racism scandal; you call with your tidbits; Ti...
Did Someone Order Some Mischief?
31 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sam's feeling frisky today, and he's working on a new catchphrase; Chrissie asked you what you rambled on about under general anaesthetic; we spoke to...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #2
29 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While on a business trip in L.A., Edward (Dean Thomas), who makes a living buying and breaking up companies, picks up a hooker, Vivian (Jack Charles),...
I'm Not Going To Call You 'Big Dog'
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What a Friday! Chrissie had to duck out early to take her oldest son Leo to his first day at high school; Martha Kalifatidis gave us the low down on t...
Bonus: Daryl Braithwaite Full Chat
27 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We chat with the one and only Daryl Braithwaite, 30 years to the day that 'The Horses' was released! A Nova PodcastPodcast Produced & Edited By An...
Our 1,000th Show!
27 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We turned 1,000 today - that's right, we look way younger, but we've been here for that long. We thought it would only be appropriate to mark the day ...
That's Called Compromise
26 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sharni Layton calls in from the Goal Square; we play Next Guest with Deano; Sam farewells Larry King with a classic change of pace; you call with your...
I Love The Kick Fighting...
24 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's a hot one today, with weather climbing in Melbourne up into the 40s, so of course we do some highly t(r)opical weather chat; Pettifleur Berenger ...
Bonus: The Early Show With Deano, Jack & Ash - Week #1
22 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After learning that a stranger has been accidentally killed near their rural homes, three Oregon kids decide to go see the body. On the way, Gordie La...
Here Come The Vampire Family!
21 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dave O'Neil goes to the beach; Chrissie's son Kit finds the letter than Donald Trump wrote to Joe Biden; you called with your questions for Ask Browny...
Bonus: Toni Pearen Interview
20 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
She hasn't been booted off I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!, but because it was all pre-filmed this year we were able to chat to Toni Pearen a...
Run Towards Me!
20 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sam gets an eyeful of Chrissie that reminds him of her weirdest ever date; Cameron Adams calls in for a Spin Doctors Poll; Glenn Robbins pardons Sam P...
Bonus: Jacki Weaver Interview
19 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to our full chat with legendary Australian actress Jacki Weaver, in with us to talk about her new film Penguin Bloom, which hits cinemas o...
Put Your G-Strings Out
19 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sam wishes a fond farewell to the people (and gentleman's clubs) that left us in 2020; screen icon Jacki Weaver scares the hell out of us; Jokes Aren'...
I've Turned On My Sexy Voice
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Michelle offered us a tidbit, and we couldn't get over her amazing voice; Sam Groth won't call Novak Djokovic a tool; Tony Martin is back; we asked wh...
We're Back!
17 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Look, I think we all agreed as a society not to claim that 2021 is going to be our year, but we're pretty sure it might be our year, you know?? T...
BEST OF 2020 - Full Kylie Minogue Chat
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We got to chat to the queen of pop, the singing budgie, Charlene off Neighbours, the one and only Kylie Minogue. Her new album 'Disco' is out now!See ...
BEST OF 2020 - Hitch Roasts Sam Pang!
11 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Peter Hitchener roasts Sam, who was asking for it, frankly. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BEST OF 2020 - Full Andy Samberg Chat
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to the SNL, Brooklyn Nine Nine, and Palm Springs actor Andy Samberg about learning lines, John Farnham, and his new movie, whic...
BEST OF 2020 - 5 In 5 with Sam 'Long Form' Pang
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Pang takes 5 of his favourite CSB games and knocks them all over in under 5 minutes? OR DOES HE? See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
BEST OF 2020 - Surprise Interview: Paul Hogan
31 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to Aussie comedy and movie legend Paul Hogan!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BEST OF 2020 - Deano's Pitch: Jokes Aren't Funny - The Documentary
28 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We look back on the making o the nation's favourite, and Sam Pang's least favourite segment of the week: Jokes Aren't Funny. See omnystudio...
BEST OF 2020 - Full Jimmy Barnes Chat
23 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to Jimmy Barnes about why he's not singing at the AFL grand final this year, the time he got asked to join Van Halen, and what his plans for T...
BEST OF 2020 - Chrissie's Corona Remix of Harry Styles!
21 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie is going crazy at home. So crazy she's writing lyric to well known songs, like this this one, 'Adore You' by Harry Styles. See omn...
BEST OF 2020 - Sarah Jessica Parker Calls In!
17 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We always love a surprise guest, and there's nothing better when we get to have a chat with Chrissie Swan's best mate, the one and only Sarah Jessica ...
BEST OF 2020 - 'Radio Is Easy' by Brown Sugar Brown and The Button Boys
14 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Browny wrote a country song, and it's destined to be a huge hit! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BEST OF 2020 - The Magnificent Muraco
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Browny wanted to know more about Sam's obsession with legendary 80s WWE wrestler 'The Magnificent Muraco', so we called him... See omnystud...
BEST OF 2020 - Sam invents 'Identi-Die'...
07 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Pang launches a new game. How do YOU think it went? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BEST OF 2020 - Full Chat : Melanie C
03 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to Spice Girl pop star Melanie C ahead of her single release, and Browny's question shocked us all! See omnystudio.com/listener for...
BEST OF 2020 - Browny's Hall Of Fame Family Messages
30 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Get the tissues ready, people. Browny always wondered if he was born without tearducts, but today the messages his family sent in had us all moved to ...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #40
27 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The epic tale of a 1940s New York Mafia family and their struggle to protect their empire from rival families as the leadership switches from the fath...
CATCH UP - The Last Show Of 2020
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on the show here on the full podcast! It's our last show of the year! Sam's still in Sydney, but it's not weird. The big thing was Browny's y...
CATCH UP - The Worst Show Ever (of 2020)
25 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! It's the worst show ever (of 2020), presented by Sam Pang. Sam McLure! Josh Eastwell! Marty from Dr...
CATCH UP - Christmas!
24 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! It's a month 'til Christmas, so it was only fitting to hand the show over to Deano and have a full ...
CATCH UP - We've come a long way...
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Kevin Sheedy! Tony Martin! You call with your tidbits! We ask what your wedding disaster stories ar...
CATCH UP - You've never looked more like the Book Worm
22 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Marty Sheargold checks in; Tom Gleisner bring Have You Been Paying Attention? back to rad...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #39
20 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Rebellious 16-year-old mermaid Jack Charles is fascinated with life on land. On one of his visits to the surface, which are forbidden by his controlli...
CATCH UP - You've got big balls
19 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! How's this? Look at the way our guest's names line up:Denise ScottScott CamCampbell Brown...
CATCH UP - You're The Voice
18 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Andy Samberg! Bachar Houli! Eddie McGuire! Dead Or Alive! Heaps More!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
CATCH UP - Bum Sunning!
17 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We have a winner! Jane from Bentleigh tells a joke that finally makes Sam laugh and takes home the ...
CATCH UP - Kuchisabishii
16 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Tony Martin calls in from his fun bunker; you call with your tidbits; Chrissie teaches us about 'Ku...
CATCH UP - Sizzler Cheesy Bread
15 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Sam farewells Sizzler by revealing the recipe to their famous cheesy bread; Amy Shark gives Deano d...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #38
13 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
When high school nerd Deano learns from his father, Jack Charles, that being a werewolf runs in the family, he decides to take advantage of his freaki...
CATCH UP - Now that's a man with power.
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Judd Apatow! Dr. Chris Brown! Julia Morris! Janelle Donnelly from Metascent! Nick Roach demands an ...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20: Week #38
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Time for the cheat sheet of the week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CATCH UP - Catch my fall!
11 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Andy Lee's fragrance tips; Tanya Hennessy orders in; Sai defends his cricket team; Dead or Alive ta...
CATCH UP - Find me! I'm up on the cupboard!
10 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We speak to Firass Dirani about his experience on SAS Australia; Marlion Pickett talks about his ne...
CATCH UP - It's the size of a coin.
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Deano caught up with Adrian Grenier; Tony Martin found a human gun rack; Browny gets some help with...
CATCH UP - It could be softer next time?
08 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Kylie Minogue, guys. Seriously. We chatted to pop queen Kylie Minogue, marathon queen Kylie Brown a...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #37
06 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Deano & Jack, living under the stairs in their adoptive parents' home, are rescued by a giant and informed that not only will they be going to a f...
CATCH UP - We're questioning your competence.
05 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Neale Whitaker's Interior Questions! Titus O'Reily's new book! In Bed With The Browns! Walking Out ...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20: Week #37
05 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Time for the cheat sheet of the week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CATCH UP - The Chrissie, Sam & Browny Cup!
04 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here in the full podcast! Mark Skaife! Tom Gleeson! Amelia Adams! The CSB Cup is run and won! Dead Or Alive! Heaps More!See o...
CATCH UP - Tell your face!
03 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We surprise Chrissie, Sam & Browny with a call from Paul Hogan; Stephen Quartermain relives Mik...
CATCH UP - Chocolate Milk From Brown Cows
01 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Kris Smith and Chrissie talk fashion in the front yard; Kylie Brown joins the pantheon of Sam's 'wo...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20: Week #36
30 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The best bits of the weird bits before the actual show! With Dean 'Deano' Thomas and Jack 'Hollywood Jack' Charles.See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
CATCH UP - Dancing On My Own
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Damien Oliver! Rob Mills! Browny's favourite words! Deano's Cup Day Pitch! The Home Viewer Quiz! Ja...
CATCH UP - Sit On Your Balls
28 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Nadia Bartel! Harry Shearer! Dead Or Alive! Kung Fu & T*tties! Browny's Birthday! Heaps More!Se...
CATCH UP - Style My Way
27 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Judith Lucy is loose as hell; Jim Jacques stays on voice; Jackson Warne tries beer; you call with y...
CATCH UP - Get On The Beers!
26 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We're FREE, Melbourne! It's time to open up Victoria, it's time to get on the beers, and it's time ...
CATCH UP - We'll downgrade it to 'working actress'...
25 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Eva Mendes talks dunking fries in a hot fudge sundae for McHappy Day; Urzila Carlson talks humping ...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #35
23 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A short week still means a podcast jam packed with the best bits from before the main bits! It's Just Before Chrissie, Sam & Browny with Deano &am...
CATCH UP - Chrissie, Sam & Browny's Annual Grand Final Show!
21 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Well, it's AFL Grand Final time, so that means we dedicate our show to TALKIN' FOOOOTEH with the be...
CATCH UP - Sail away...
20 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! We chat to Simon Black about whether it's actually him talking to us; you call in with your terribl...
CATCH UP - There's a trust issue there...
19 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Zach Tuohy talks grand final; Gorgi Coghlan gets haunted; Tony Martin drops an audiobook; Chrissie ...
CATCH UP - You old scragger!
18 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Brownlow medallist Lachie Neale; Hamish McLachlan; Lord Mayor Sally Capp; surprise guest Miranda Ke...
CATCH UP - I've done the research!
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Dave O'Neil brings back the Wuhan Bat for a tight five; Titus O'Reily parks around the corner; Tom ...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20: Week #34
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Time for the cheat sheet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #34
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Time for the weird bits before the main bits!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CATCH UP - Why do I keep saying yes to this??
14 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on the full show here on the podcast! Olympia Valance! Shane Jacbson! Dead Or Alive! Plagiarism! We've got it all for you on today's podcast....
CATCH UP - Why can't you see Elephants hiding in the trees?
13 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Melissa Leong talks Junior Masterchef; Shannon Wright, marketing manager from Arnott's gives us the...
EXTRA - What's the deal with Shapes? We ask the marketing manager.
13 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We've been banging about Shapes for days. Which flavour came first? What do Aussies love the most? What's the deal with Chicken Crimpy? We spoke to Sh...
CATCH UP - Put yourself to bed, kids...
12 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Aussie rock icon Jimmy Barnes nearly joins Van Halen; Tony Martin has run out of Netflix; Herald Su...
CATCH UP - Ralph Malph will be there, too!
11 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Wil Anderson won't show us all the corners; Justin Leppitsch is spending less time with his family;...
EXTRA - Chrissie's Time Life Ultimate Isolation Collection
06 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Now not in stores or available anywhere! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #33
03 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the weird bit of the strange bit before the main bit. It's got Deano and Jack in it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CATCH UP - It's a tin foil hat!
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Kitty Flanagan! Titus O'Reily! Dave O'Neil! Heaps of fun stuff for your Friday...See omnystudio.com...
EXTRA - Cheat Sheet Of The Week '20: Week #33
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Time for the cheat sheet of the week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CATCH UP - That's my name on the door...
30 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Jess Mauboy raps us out; Curtis Stone sends us a hamper; Suzie from Delcados tells us the secret of...
CATCH UP - Lots of words
29 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Stephen and Bernard Curry talk world mental health day; Dale Thomas becomes a Dim Sim; you call wit...
CATCH UP - How do you know so much about skunks?
28 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Julie Bishop hitches a ride on Air Force One; Tony Martin channels Jack Thompson; Luis Navia talks ...
CATCH UP - Moron #1 and Moron #2
27 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Catch up on today's show here on the full podcast! Hamish Blake gets an air fryer; Martin Pike didn't see nothing; Christine Ahern wraps up the COVID ...
EXTRA - Just Before CSB with Deano & Jack! Week #32
26 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The best bits of the weird bit before the main bit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.