The Chrissie Swan Show

May 7 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Why would you do that?

07 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We ask Chrissie about her long lunch on Friday; Matt Preston brings us a cake to celebrate the 10th season of Masterchef, which kicks off tonight; Ber...

Melbourne Victory coach Kevin Muscat wraps up the game!

06 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We catch up with 'Dusty Muscy', who is celebrating after the Victory's massive Grand Final win last night. 
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Deano's Pitch: 'Keep Watch' for Soup Cans

04 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Deano's installed new security measures in the studio. Well, just outside the studio. He's on the lookout for when our boss, Rohan 'Soup Cans' Brown i...

May 4 2018 – FULL PODCAST – with guest co-host Andy Lee

04 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sam’s not here, so our mate Andy Lee popped in for a chat, and ended up co-hosting the show. That’s not how it happened, actually, we asked him to...

Cheat Sheet of the Week '18: Week #15

03 May 2018

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What a week! 
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May 3 2018 – FULL PODCAST – ‘Same seats, same seats!’

03 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We talked to Zoë Foster Blake about her new book ‘Break-Up Boss’; Tony Martin filled us in on George Calombaris’ neighbour issues; Chrissie was...

What the hell is hot desking?

03 May 2018

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Sam wanted to know, so you told us! 
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May 2 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Chrissie’s shameful confession

02 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Deano heard a rumour about Chrissie from a former student of her school; Simon Baker told us about his new movie Breath; Dave Thornton drops in; you c...

May 1 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Typing fingers, you know, like jazz hands.

01 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Our very own newsreader Ash Gardner gets a post-match debrief with Browny; we play ‘Dead or Alive’; Tara from Bachelor in Paradise phoned in to ta...

Tara Pavlovic talks Bachelor in Paradise and getting engaged!

30 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We chat to Tara about her recent engagement news, and Sam asks the heaviest hitting question he's ever asked... a Bachelor contestant... 
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April 30 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Jukebox in Siberia

30 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

What the hell? Why would you call a podcast that? Most of you don’t even get the reference because it’s super old, but that didn’t stop us talki...

April 27 2018 – FULL PODCAST – You ARE a hipster.

27 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Browny quizzed Chrissie on her hipster cred; Joel Creasey challenged Chrissie to a ‘2000s TV’ Quiz; Kevin Sheedy went into Chrissie’s cone of si...

Cheat Sheet of the Week '18: Week #14

26 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Well, we were fresh from a week off, and didn't even work on the Wednesday, but believe it or not, we still had enough great stuff to fill up the Chea...

Curtis Stone's secret to the perfect Steak Sandwich

26 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

National Steak Sandwich Day is coming up! We chatted to 'everywhere man' Curtis Stone from LA about the best way to make sure you're having the very b...

April 26 2018 – FULL PODCAST – The most Birgit podcast ever.

26 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Things got weird on the show this morning, when Chrissie played a clip from Millionaire Hot Seat featuring a woman called ‘Birgit’. It quickly bec...

April 24 2018 – FULL PODCAST – A Royal Baby of an episode…

24 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This morning episode has proved itself to be a real royal baby of an episode, there was even a classic ‘town cryer’ that Browny dug up! But which ...

Are Simone and Apollo still together? We ask her.

24 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Moving part some particularly awkward interview technique from Sam, we get to the bottom of the whole reason Apollo and Simone might not still be toge...

April 23 2018 – FULL PODCAST – ‘Stop talkin’ that trash, Sam…’

23 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We caught up with The Voice judge and recently reunited Destiny’s Child member Kelly Rowland; Bernie Vince took our feedback on the chin; Matt Doran...

We get deep with Kelly Rowland

22 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Voice is back! We caught up with singer songwriter and spinning chair judge Kelly Rowland, and we asked her all the questions you definitely wante...

BEST OF CSB: In Bed With The Browns: A Few Brown Men

18 Apr 2018

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Things get weird when we go into the boudoir with the Browns. 
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BEST OF CSB: Surprise Interview: Gordon Ramsay

16 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We're off this week, so enjoy this classic CSB clip! Well, they weren't expecting this! Deano gets TV chef and Chrissie's favourite, Gordon Ramsay on ...

April 13 2018 – FULL PODCAST – ‘That got really dark…’

13 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Deano was hangin’ with Manu, and it got weird; speaking of Deano, he also introduced us to a new show mascot, the very magical ‘Mini-Hitch’, and...

Cheat Sheet of the Week '18: Week #12

12 Apr 2018

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What a fun week! We had so many fun guests, so many laughs, and just the best time ever! 
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April 12 2018 – FULL PODCAST – What’s your favourite ‘Rome’?

12 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We get our minds blown by your tidbits; Becky Lucas doesn’t like Chrissie’s suggestions for a new name; James Smith drops more names than our stud...

Browny's Big Red Book: April 2018

11 Apr 2018

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Look back at the last few weeks with the 'green highlighted' bits from Browny's impeccably kept show notes! 
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April 11 2018 – FULL PODCAST – He just wrote ‘Thanks’

11 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Browny met Tom Hanks, and hadn’t told us about it this whole time; Andy Zaltzman delivers his son in style; Laurina reveals the real reason she left...

Why did Laurina leave Bachelor in Paradise?

10 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We caught up with Laurina, who left 'Paradise' (it was hard not to write 'the jungle', because all these shows are starting to blur together) and she ...

April 10 2018 – FULL PODCAST – The Waterbed Show

10 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We got well off track today and spoke to ‘Lyle’s Waterbeds’ proprietor Lyle about waterbeds before, during and after his chat on air. We also ta...

Sam's got some career advice for Mack Horton post-swimming...

10 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sam popped up to the Gold Coast after Mack started to piling on the medals in the Commonwealth Games to offer the great man some advice about what he ...

April 9 2018 – FULL PODCAST – I wanted to be an architect…

09 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Browny revealed his schoolboy dreams to us; Jack Riewoldt came by; Dilruk Jayasinha and Browny talk ‘lovemaking tunes’, but actually that’s not ...

April 6 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Peter Helliar IS Sam Pang

06 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Our mate Pete Helliar came by to fill in for Sam, and we really enjoyed it, so he’ll be back next week to do it again! Titus O’Reily summed up the...

Cheat Sheet of the Week '18: Week #11

05 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's back, and its got a brand new theme! It's the cheat sheet of the week! 
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#AskBrowny is back - now with Mike Myers impressions!

05 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's the segment that took radio by storm, and you've all told us how much you missed it, so we've brought it back! It's Ask Browny. 
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April 4 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Craig David is stealing Sam’s moves…

04 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Steen Raskopoulos told us a weird Craig David story! Steve Price is going on stage! Mel Buttle is all about Brisbane, even if she can’t get a cup of...

April 3 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Lead with that, next time…

02 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jack Riewoldt offered us a tidbit! Tim Key shared the secret to remembering his lines! Sophie Willan and Chrissie have Mum issues! We played Dead or A...

March 29 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Did you just call Lisa McCune ‘dog breath’?

29 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jane Harber was in! Jason Byrne finally landed! Dylan Lewis has a new band! Tony Martin talks accents! Chrissie is all about fish & chips! Sam offered...

March 28 2018 – FULL PODCAST – LIVE from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival

28 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

What a morning! Today we broadcast our show from the Melbourne Town Hall to kick off the 2018 Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We caught up wi...

March 27 2018 – FULL PODCAST – I’ll just tell my kids that, then…

26 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We get deep and meaningful about graveyards with Des Bishop; Deano shows the guys the sheer chemistry between him and James Blunt; Adam Rozenbachs is ...

March 26 2018 – FULL PODCAST – What’s Nick Cody’s baby-making secret?

26 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Nick Cody is ‘trying for a baby’, presumably with his wife, but what’s the secret to getting the job done? Florence from Bachelor in Paradise ma...

We asked Jarrod if he's with Keira and it got awkward...

22 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Browny decided he'd just up and ask it, and the look on Laurina and Jarrod's faces said it all. Or DID they? Who knows. Listen to the whole chat on to...

March 22 2018 – FULL PODCAST – I haven’t seen Avatar, but I have seen Tiptoes…

22 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Martin was in talking movies and Sam wanted to know what amazing, classic films you hadn’t seen, but which shockers you had; Deano caught up wi...

Troy reveals which couples are still together...

21 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Including dropping a bombshell about Sarah and Telv, who we thought were perfect for each other! So which couples from Married at First Sight are stil...

March 21 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Peacocking like crazy…

21 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We talked to Married At First Sight lovebirds (who weren’t paired up) Tracey & Sean; UnREAL star Constance Zimmer (House of Cards, Entourage) droppe...

March 20 2018 – FULL PODCAST – The greatest high five on radio

20 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Luke McGregor high fived Browny mid-chat, and when you hear why, you’ll laugh as hard as we did; our newest team member Jack Riewoldt came in and yo...

March 19 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Would you buy a murder house?

19 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We asked you if you’d buy a house if you knew there’d been a murder there; Delta Goodrem told us about the time she thought she’d lost her gig o...

Sam's Diary: Season 3 - Week #7

16 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

What a week. Why don't you write about it in your diary. Sam did. 
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March 16 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Tell-tale signs you’re a swinger!

16 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Browny points out the obvious signs your neighbours are swingers; Geroge Calombaris droped by; Tony Martin popped in for his regular Friday slot, and ...

Deano's Pitch: The Stars of Footy

15 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Could Deano be the next big footy interviewer? He pitches his chat with Dermott Brereton as the first in a series of great footy chats, but with that ...

March 15 2018 – FULL PODCAST – It’s somewhere between a Missouri Compromise and a Tennessee Top Hat…

15 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We talk Mullets with Billy Ray Cyrus; Jeff Kennett came by; Clare Bowditch helps Browny sing, sort of…, and; Browny reviews ‘Celebrity Dog School’...

Are Billy Ray Cyrus and Browny related?

14 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We chat to country pop legend Billy Ray Cyrus about footy, long lost Aussie relatives and his upcoming gig at The Palms at Crown! 
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March 14 2018 – FULL PODCAST – If you weren’t exactly on the money, I’d take you out…

14 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sam and Browny recall a trip to Tongala footy club; Gorgi Coghlan brings us a caramelised pear tart; Jamie Durie speaks Latin; Deano chat to Dua Lipa;...

Deano chats to Dua Lipa

13 Mar 2018

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Who better to interview one of the biggest pop stars in the world? 
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March 13 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Can this music save the Moomba Queen?

13 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sam’s playing us all out with the epic music from Rocky III; Adam Richard knows a little too much about Seven Brides for Seven Brothers; Craig Lownd...

Fiona O'Loughlin wins I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!

12 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We caught up with I'm a Celeb winner and comedy queen Fiona O'Loughlin after her epic win on the reality jungle-based show! 
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March 2 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Let me finish, Browny!

02 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie’s ‘Who’s Who Haiku’ brings out the competitive side of Jonathan Brown; Tony Martin does an amazing Ross Noble impression; Andy Sunder...

Cheat Sheet of the Week '18: Week #6

01 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

What a week! Listen back to hear Mount pull Deano up in the middle of the montage. This time it's personal. 
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March 1 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Your eyes are a camera

01 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie offered us a tidbit via her daughter Peggy this morning, but it needs some verification; comedian Zack Dyer got some social media advice from...

Tanya Plibersek responds to Michaelia Cash's bizarre outburst about Bill Shorten

28 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Things took a strange turn yesterday when former Minister for Women, Michaelia Cash started speaking about 'rumours' of misconduct in Bill Shorten's o...

Jamie Charman explains 'day spa gate' to Sam & Chrissie!

28 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Why was Browny in a bathrobe at a press conference? Why was he getting a pedicure? We dig deep... 
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February 28 2018 – FULL PODCAST – You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

27 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie saw a baby that looked like Michael Caine, and it got us wondering which ‘lookalike babies’ you’ve seen in the wild! You called in to m...

Jokes Aren't Funny! No one wins, not even you, dear listener.

27 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The pace was moving, the energy was up and about and the LOLs were coming, but mostly at the expense of the listeners, who still haven't cracked Sam.....

February 27 2018 – FULL PODCAST – What light through yonder window breaks?

26 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Ross Noble brought out the Shakespeare in Browny; Dave O’Neil got a lesson in ‘radio craft’ from Sam; we played ‘Dead Or Alive’, and; we wan...

February 26 2018 – FULL PODCAST – “I need some pace here…”

25 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

A classic Final Word gets off to a cracking speed; Jacqui Lambie invents the word ‘swingle’; Danny McGinlay explains what a Premiership Hangover i...

Jacqui Lambie has life experience.

25 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We talk to the former Senator about her new book 'Rebel With a Cause', and Chrissie asks her about her take on 'Barnabygate' (have we just coined Barn...

February 23 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Safety Steve has a secret!

23 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Vance Joy told us about the time he knew something he couldn’t share and had to be a good guy while his friends were ‘rampaging’; Deano took Bro...

Cheat Sheet of the Week '18: Week #5

22 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

So many LOLs, such great guests, best time ever. Also, Sam was here. Which was fine. 
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Ryan from Married at First Sight settles a few things...

22 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Are he and Ash together? What's going on? Was he heartbroken when things didn't work out with Davina? Listen up! 
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February 22 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Hairy bread

22 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

You called in with your tidbits, and one particular one really grossed us out. You also called with your jokes, but couldn’t make Sam Pang laugh. We...

Surprise Interview: Larry Manetti from Magnum PI

22 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Sam could barely keep it together when Deano surprised him with a chat with 'Rick' from the 80s TV classic 'Magnum PI' Listen back to the whole chat. ...

Martin Flanagan spills the beans on a young Browny!

21 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We caught up withe journalist and author Martin Flanagan, whose new book 'A Wink from the Universe' tells the amazing story of the Bulldogs 2016 Grand...

February 21 2018 – FULL PODCAST – “It’s win win!”

21 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

You called with your questions for ‘Ask Browny’, and things got saucy! We caught up with magical unicorn Sylvia Jeffreys; Real Housewife Sally Blo...

Dean from Married at First Sight sticks up for himself

20 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

But Chrissie wasn't having it. How'd he go? 
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February 20 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Tim Tam Face

20 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Nazeem Hussain’s gig as the voice of Arnott’s Biscuits gets him a new face and a new lease on life; Dave Thornton’s Hughesy impression is scaril...

February 19 2018 – FULL PODCAST – We want the clowns!

19 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Denise Scott shared one of her most harrowing gig experiences with us; Tom Gleeson broke down what Barnaby Joyce should do to sort out his ‘bonk ban...

Tracey from MAFS spills on Davina

18 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

"I didn't have the option to leave..." - Tracey from Married At First Sighy called in... 
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Sam's Diary: Season 3 - Week #4

16 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

What a wild ride. His thoughts, your ears. Enjoy. 
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February 16 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Have you seen someone get kicked off a plane?

15 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We asked you when you saw someone get kicked off a plane; Tony Martin got tricked into talking about Star Wars; Arj Barker had too much choice; Sam re...

Cheat Sheet of the Week '18: Week #4

15 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week was massive! You should listen back to the biggest LOLs. It'll be fun! 
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February 15 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Beer, water and wipes

14 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It was a show full of stars today! We met music superstars Keith Urban and Benji Madden, Deano met Victoria’s Secret supermodel Kelly Gale, and you ...

Deano meets supermodel Kelly Gale!

14 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In town for VAMFF, Kelly Gale, fresh off a catwalk in the air (!) chats to Deano about all kinds of stuff... it gets deep. 
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Benji Madden's festival survival tips!

14 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

What are the secrets to surviving the festival scene, particularly if you're totally not up for them? 
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Browny and Keith Urban share a mutual friend!

14 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We chat to the music superstar about his new song, his beginnings and the Queensland connections between him and the big fella... 
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February 14 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Happy Valentine’s Day, Melbourne!

13 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Love was in the air, and all over the studio today as we celebrated Valentine’s Day by barely even mentioning it! Gamble Breaux came by to tell us a...

February 13 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Two Dope Queens

13 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Former Moomba Queen Nat Bassingthwaighte meets current Moomba Queen Chrissie Swan, and they exchange regal tips and Neighbours gossip! We caught up wi...

Why do kids kill? Jo Frost on Killer Kids

12 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

You remember her from the hit show Super Nanny, and now parenting expert and TV presenter Jo Frost is part of a Foxtel series Jo Frost on Killer Kids ...

February 12 2018 – FULL PODCAST – What a country!

11 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Dilruk Jayasinha came by to tell us about his upcoming Comedy Festival show; Michael Caton (The Castle) told us about his gig on the Underbelly Files:...

Sam's Diary: Season 3 - Week #3

09 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The third week back, and Sam is still writing down his thoughts and reading them out to us on air... Get inside his, bitter little mind. 
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February 9 2018 – FULL PODCAST – ‘Just sing that again…’

09 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Pete Stefanovic was here, and even thought Chrissie wasn’t able to make it in today, she called through with some important questions. We also chall...

Chrissie calls in to chat to Peter Stefanovic!

08 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

She wasn't able to maktoday, but she wouldn't miss any opportunity to ask Peter Stefanovic about his beautiful, perfect unicorn of a wife, the lovely ...

Cheat Sheet of the Week '18: Week #3

08 Feb 2018

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What a massive week! Follow us on Instagram, won't you? (Trust us, it's worth it.) 
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February 8 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Did Sam make the cut?

07 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We asked Hamish Blake how Sam’s day ‘on set’ went; Dr. Chris Brown told us about the drama around Anthony Mundine leaving the jungle; Aaron Jeff...

Extended Interview: Macklemore meets Deano

07 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Listen to the full, uncut (but slightly bleeped) interview with Macklemore. There's so much to talk about. 
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February 7 2018 – FULL PODCAST – We can edit that in post

07 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Lachy Hulme drops by with some acting tips for Sam; Adam Zwar phones in from LA for a catch up; Western Bulldogs Captain Katie Brennan told us about t...

Josh wins $10k with a joke for Sam!

06 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

That's how it's done, folks. A simple, funny joke. Maybe not even that funny. About butts, sure, but sometimes that's worth it. When Sam Pang laughs, ...

February 6 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Swan goes 3 for 3 yet again!

06 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie’s on a hot streak in radio’s least appropriate guessing game, Dead Or Alive; Rhonda Burchmore came by; Santo wore a wrestling mask in stu...

February 5 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Sorry, that was meant for off-air

04 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Ash Williams came by and told us a story off air that we asked him to tell on air, not really knowing how it ended. Still, how weird would that be if ...

February 2 2018 – FULL PODCAST – The First Friday of 2018-02-02

01 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Friday faves you’ve loved for the past 2 years are back! Sam’s Diary! Deano’s Pitch! Tony Martin! Cheat Sheet of the Week! We also catch up ...

Cheat Sheet of the Week '18: Week #1

01 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Yes, it's the first Cheat Sheet of 2018, but we're all about our second week thanks to a sweet Friday off last week. Listen back! Have you followed us...

February 1 2018 – FULL PODCAST – I couldn’t win at Connect 4

01 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie, Sam & Browny put on their poker face today to talk to Molly’s Game star Jessica Chastain, as well as professional poker player Sam Abernat...

'Jessica Chastain, you're a fraud'

31 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

That's an OK thing to say to a Hollywood star like Jessica Chastain, and Sam said it to her, if you can believe it. But why? Listen to our full chat w...