The Chrissie Swan Show
Episodes
January 31 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Should Browny pay for Sam’s sunnies?
30 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Here’s the thing, Sam left his sunnies at Browny’s farm. And although they got swept away in the floods, Browny doesn’t feel he’s responsible ...
Bob Katter's poetic interview with Chrissie, Sam & Browny
30 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Well this was, to say the least, interesting. We talk to MP Bob Katter about his book, and ask him about 'that moment', which we'd tell you about but ...
Jonathan Brown comments on Bernard Tomic's 'Jungle Exit'
30 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After bailing on 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' last night, people are weighing in left, right and centre about his reasons for leaving, how it ...
January 30 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Hamish & Andy Surprise Us!
29 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Well that’s one for Browny’s little red book, or Sam’s Diary, or something! Chrissie surprised us with a special appearance from radio legends H...
January 29 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Get a pound a round or nothing if you get knocked out
28 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Stone the flamin’ crows! Today we caught up with our good friend Ray Meagher, who you’ll know best as Alf Stewart from Home and Away. We also spok...
January 25 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Now with surprise Gordon Ramsay!
25 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Deano brought in a surprise guest, Chrissie’s favourite chef , Gordon Ramsay and the guys were NOT ready. It was great, but he doesn’t seem to int...
Sam Frost goes into Chrissie's Cone of Silence
24 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What does she have to say about Blake Garvey? We ask the TV and radio star about her new gig on Home and Away, and Browny asks her his famous question...
January 24 2018 – FULL PODCAST – I’ll be half an hour late
23 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s show was an all joke, all tennis laugh-fest. Browny’s mate Coota tried out the longest joke you’ve ever heard on Sam, and he lost us whe...
Deano meets Andre Agassi at the Australian Open!
23 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
And he did a really, surprisingly good, like, actually good interview. Listen up! Thanks to Lavazza Coffee for hooking us up! See omnystudi...
Who pays when Jim Courier, Pete Sampras, Michael Chang and Andre Agassi have dinner?
23 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Admit it, it's what you've always wanted to ask Jim Courier, so Sam Pang asked it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dead or Alive is BACK!
23 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Can Chrissie keep up her red hot 2017 streak? Can Browny link an obscure fact about a 'contestant' with a weird song. Will Sam lose it? Listen up. ...
January 23 2018 – FULL PODCAST – Put the brakes on, Deano
22 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We decided to come back after our first day and see what happened! Today we caught up with news legend Mal Walden about his new book; spoke to comedia...
January 22 2018 – FULL PODCAST - We’re Back!
22 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Well, we have come in HOT after a few weeks off over the Christmas break! Today, it was like nothing changed – we all love each other, we all laughe...
December 8 2017 – Chrissie, Sam & Browny’s Last Show of the Year
08 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We’re LIVE from Federation Square! Well, near Federation Square, actually at the Deakin Edge stage! Our great mates Tony Martin, Tom Gleisner, Dave ...
December 7 2017 – FULL PODCAST – It’s the most wonderful time of the year
07 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We’re feeling all Christmassy today, and Jarrod from The Bachelorette came by in a Santa suit with some hit xmas tips! Browny took into his bedroom ...
Chrissie says there's 'so much horseshit' around Prince Harry & Meghan Markle's relationship
06 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
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Browny's Big Red Book of 2017: Part Three
06 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The final chapter in a look back on the year as we look forward to the summer and reflect on our time as we look forward to what's to come next year. ...
December 6 2017 – FULL PODCAST – We have a winner!!
05 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
So what was the joke that made Sam laugh? Was it ‘car worthy’? We also caught up with Sam Groth in the lead up to the Australian Open, Deano met M...
Browny's Big Red Book of 2017: Part Two
05 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
More great stuff from the big fella! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sam Pang vs. Lydia Schiavello: Part Two
05 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Hollywood Jack's back with another deep dive into the frenetic one-on-one with Real Housewife Lydia Schiavello and our very own Sam Pang! S...
Deano meets Melbourne's happiest tram driver!
05 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Bruce Whalley is the man! He also lets Deano make some announcements on the tram PA, so you know how that will go... See omnystudio.com/lis...
December 5 2017 – FULL PODCAST – Sweet & Sour All Day Long!
05 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We get back into the brilliant ‘what’s your order?’ topic, maybe because we’re hungry, maybe because we just want to get to know you, y’know...
Browny's Big Red Book of 2017: Part One
05 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Browny's favourite bits of the year! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sam Pang vs. Lydia Schiavello: Part One
05 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
When any of The Real Housewives of Melbourne come in, Sam has trouble finding common ground with them, so it was decided some one on one time might he...
Tim Wilson proposed to his partner in parliament!
04 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Politics is frustrating at the best of times, but yesterday something good actually happened: Goldstein MP Tim Wilson proposed to his partner of 9 yea...
December 4 2017 – FULL PODCAST – Would you have accepted Mustard?
04 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Browny challenges Emma, the yellow Wiggle to another classic round of Final Word; we ask Daniel MacPherson when he thought ‘what the hell am I doing...
Sophie Monk reveals her creepy Hollywood experience
03 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to the new host of Love Island about her new gig, and find out more about what it's like being hit on by powerful Hollywood types... &nbs...
Sam's Diary: Season 2 - The Forty-Second Week!
01 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Basically, we do this segment so Sam doesn't insist on reading us his diary in post-show meetings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...
December 1 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Under the bus you go!
01 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What a show! Michael Che from Saturday Night Live called in; Tony Martin dug up some fresh scandals; Deano tried out his 21st speech for Hollywood Jac...
Cheat Sheet of the Week '17: Week #42
30 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's our second last week of the year, and we're flying! How are you going, Melbourne? Do you read these? I feel like I pour my heart and soul into th...
November 30 2017 - FULL PODCAST - A parade of Sam's exes...
30 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Member for Northcote, Lidia Thorpe came by to discuss her relationship with Sam. Lachy Hulme said 'Jonathan Brown' in the deepest voice imaginable, an...
Tom Ballard's got a joke for Sam!
29 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Will he win the car? No, he's simply not eligible. We chat to Tom about his new TV show 'Tonightly', which kicks off Dec 4 on ABC Comedy! S...
November 29 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Rated PG for 'Pretty Great'
28 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
When did you realise you were too young to be watching a movie? What was it? You called in and told us! We also caught up with Neighbours' very own St...
Tracy Grimshaw reveals more about that Don Burke interview
28 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up with the host of A Current Affair about her Don Burke interview. It's safe to say it was awkward, but we needed to know more. You know? Wh...
November 28 2017 – FULL PODCAST – A Royal Occasion
28 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We get all caught up in the Royal Engagement announcement, and try to use some of that positivity to wash the creepiness of all this Don Burke stuff o...
Chrissie Swan reveals her high school poem to Richie Sambora
27 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The former Bon Jovi songwriter and lead guitarist called in, and it was revealed that a 15-year-old Chrissie Swan, obsessed by the band and the guitar...
Kate McClymont reveals she got 'hundreds of emails' detailing Don Burke allegations
27 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to the Sydney Morning Herald investigative journalist about the public outcry and huge amount of shocking information that is rolling in about...
November 27 2017 – FULL PODCAST – “I’m Debbie”
27 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie debuts a new character called Debbie. It’s a fleeting visit, but it’s a ripper. Browny and Sam reflect on the work xmas party. We meet Jo...
John Killick escaped prison by helicopter!
26 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We meet this interesting character, an ex-con who escaped prison by having his Russian lover pick him up. In a helicopter. See omnystudio.c...
Deano's Pitch: Revenge Served Brown
24 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Deano is being bullied at AFL 9's, so rather than confront his bully directly, he's s stalked the guy, found out where he works and sent Browny in to ...
November 24 2017 - FULL PODCAST - We're looking sharp!
23 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Browny and Sam wore the same thing in this morning, primped and proper full day of functions! We caught up with Jackie Gillies, Donna Hay and Tony Mar...
Sam's Diary: Season 2 - The Forty-First Week
23 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Yikes. Rough week for Sammy boy. Listen in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cheat Sheet of the Week '17: Week #41
23 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week absolutely flew, but here's all the good stuff you may have missed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
November 23 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Many, many tidbits
23 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Santo Cilauro popped by with some fun tidbits about Robert Mugabe (is fun the right word?), Matt Preston told us about his new book and also offered u...
"I won't take part" - Browny weighs in on concussion class action
22 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
With news of a 'concussion damages' class action being pursued by former Essendon ruckman John Barnes, Browny has summed up what it's all about and wh...
November 22 2017 - FULL PODCAST - That better not be dairy
21 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Browny's free range parenting gets him in trouble, we chat to Peters FitzSimons and Helliar, you can't make Sam laugh and Chrissie may have got the ha...
Surprise Interview: David Duchovny
21 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Deano surprised the guys today with another of his amazing Surprise Interviews! Today's guest is David Duchovny, star of The X Files and Californicati...
November 21 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Rita Ora needs Deano in her life
20 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Pop star Rita Ora and Deano trade sound effects, and she goes on so long she has to get 'Neighboursed'. Aussie comedy legends Lano & Woodley dropped b...
Who The Bloody Hell Was That?
20 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A new game from Deano! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
November 20 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Chrissie is a little hoarse
20 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
With a raspy voice post-Stevie Nicks, Chrissie is sounding a little rough, and Sam can't tell the difference between her and Browny. We caught up with...
Sam 'No interviews' Pang gets grilled by Browny & Chrissie
19 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In a recent 'TV Winners and Losers' article in the Herald Sun, our very own Sam Pang was listed amongst the winners, but it was noted that he prefers ...
November 17 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Burger chain memory loss
16 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We play Final Word with Rob Mills; Tony Martin has some cat related news; Brett Stevens tells us all about the gangs of Melbourne, Sam's Diary, Deano'...
Sam's Diary: Season 2 - The Fortieth Week!
16 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Shocking week. Really shocking. Here's Sam's Diary. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cheat Sheet of the Week '17: Week #40
16 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
There's a bit in the middle of this, where Mount rants about exams. It's really inspiring. Seriously. See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
Nov 16 2017 - FULL PODCAST - This epsiode makes chickens fight emus
15 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What does that even mean? You'll have to listen to find out. We caught up with Guy Sebastian about his Christmas gig, Luke Hodge couldn't say no to Br...
November 15 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Time travel fantasies and smoking jackets
14 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We meet Hollywood star Jason Segel, Virginia Gay hits the post, you still can't make Sam laugh and Browny challenges Chrissie to another classic round...
Jason Segel's time travel fantasy gets Sam excited
14 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We talk to the TV and film star about his new book Otherworld, what he'd do if he could time travel, and we talk classic games! See omnystu...
Browny's Socceroos greeting doesn't make the cut... until now.
13 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sam was so upset for his friend that he even went to the great length of editing Browny's greeting back into the package... See omnystudio....
November 14 2017 - FULL PODCAST - No more fries!
13 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We're ditching the fries after we found out it might be more nutritionally sound to just eat two burgers. Sure, why not? We caught up with Poh, who ha...
November 13 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Do you want a bargain?
13 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie learned an interesting fact about our undies, Sam farewelled an 80s TV legend, but it started a fight, and Browny's taser story was 'fact che...
Simon Black fact checks Browny's 'taser story'
13 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What really happened? We get Blacky on the blower... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
November 11 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Browny gets a shock
09 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
But it was voluntary, and he was being tasered. Tony Martin weighs in on whether this is a good idea. We catch up with our friend and show regular Tit...
Cheat Sheet of the Week '17: Week #39
09 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Short weeks are still the funnest ever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
November 9 2017 - FULL PODCAST - All hail Queen KAK!
08 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
That's right, we finally got Kerri-Anne Kennerley in studio and of course the chat turned to golf, quick smart. We also met Aussie comedian (and Chris...
November 8 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Things Never Said in Melbourne
08 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sketch legend Troy Kinne brought us a script! We did a comedy, you guys! We also caught up with Anthony Koutoufides, Chrissie wanted to know when you ...
Cheat Sheet of the Week '17: Week #38
03 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Woah! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
November 3 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Happy Birthday Chrissie & Sam!
03 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Two great people, born on the same day in the same year. They've been through both wars, they saw the invention of the cotton gin, witnessed Australia...
Deano's Pitch: Media Manipulation
02 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Movers and shakers like Deano and Jack Charles are hard to find. Particularly ones with so much influence. What they got Mike Larkan to do on the news...
November 2 - FULL PODCAST - Jimmy Barnes bursts in for a surprise interview!
02 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Seriously. How massive is that! Deano's surprise interview idea has finally paid off! We also caught up with a listener called Gabriella, who wrote Sa...
November 1 2017 – FULL PODCAST – Browny’s helps out VCE English students
01 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Browny’s VCE Tips! Magda Szubanski! Jess Mauboy! Liam Payne! If that’s not enough, you also called with your (mostly terrible) jokes for Sam, Brow...
We chat to pop superstar Liam Payne!
31 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
His new single 'Bedroom Floor' is available now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 31 2017 – FULL PODCAST – The dulcet tones of Jon Brown
31 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Look, full disclosure, we skipped Halloween. It’s not really us, y’know? Today we caught up with Komedy Ikons Kate McLennan and Kate McCart...
October 30 2017 – FULL PODCAST – With his face on the side of the car…
30 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up with the Casanova that had to drive Sam and Browny around post-ACRAs; Block winners Josh & Elyse have a chat; Tiffiny Hall talks babie...
The Block winners Josh & Elyse
29 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to the big winners the morning after their half a million dollar haul! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mila Kunis & Kathryn Hahn talk to Deano!
29 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
These comedy moms get to know Deano, and talk about their new film 'Bad Moms 2'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 27 2017 - FULL PODCAST - What are you going to do next?
26 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sam still can't get enough of Apollo's future plans, and we caught up with Jarrod about his heartbreak post-Bachelorette. Tony Martin dropped by, Joel...
Cheat Sheet of the Week '17: Week #37
26 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What a week! Listen back to our favourite parts... What was yours? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 26 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Bread stick?
26 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We chat to Apollo, who was booted off The Bachelorette last night; we catch up with legend and friend of the show Shaun Micallef; Anthony McDonald Tip...
What's next for dumped and heartbroken Apollo?
25 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We couldn't make him sing for us, but he gave us some insight into time on The Bachelorette! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...
October 25 2017 – FULL PODCAST – Things you don’t know about Browny
24 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Kylie Brown spills the beans on her husband; Luke McGregor cures all diseases; Clint & Hannah dish on Block rivalries, and you can’t make Sam la...
October 24 2017 – FULL PODCAST – Are you the one true CSB tragic?
24 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We put our listeners to the test today with Sam’s ‘CSB Glossary’, Gina Liano came by with bags of goodies, Scott Cam gave us his hot tip for The...
October 23 2017 - FULL PODCAST - 'I'm more like my Dad!'
23 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie's son Leo hides from a potential playdate; Celia Pacquola can't have kids for a weird reason; Matthew Guy gets 'journalismed' by Deano; Brown...
October 20 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Tony's Swan Dive
20 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Martin read Chrissie's book, Bill Shorten stood at the North Korean border, Blake got booted off the Bachelorette, Sam read us his diary, Deano w...
Cheat Sheet of the Week '17: Week #36
19 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What a massive week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is James from The Bachelorette the next Bachelor?
18 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We cut the nonsense (mostly), and flat out ask him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sam 'unpacks' Hollywood Jack's interview with Jada Pinkett-Smith
18 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
How'd it go, Jacky boy? Good? Did it go good? Sam thinks otherwise... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 19 2017 – FULL PODCAST – The undies mystery gets awkward
18 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
May we offer you a tidbit? Today’s show was awesome. Hollywood Jack spoke to Jada Pinkett Smith; we caught up with James from The Bachelorette, and ...
October 18 2017 - FULL PODCAST - 'That's very unprofessional'
17 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Maggie Beer! Vince Colosimo! Jokes Aren't Funny! So much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
October 17 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Browny is the master of Duty Free
17 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We met author of The Trauma Cleaner, Sarah Krasnostein; Dilruk Jayasinha took the Final Word challenge; Ronnie & Georgia from The Block stood up f...
Browny gets to the point with Ronnie & Georgia from The Block
17 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
He doesn't mess around, the big fella. But how did the Block's resident 'villains' react? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...
October 16 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Have WE been paying attention?
16 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
We're back after a week off, refreshed and ready to chat! We playyed a radio edition of HYBPA with Tom Gleisner, and we busted open part of Peter Hitc...
BEST OF CSB: Dannii Minogue's Dance Floor Fillers
12 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What are her faves? Does Sam rap? Listen up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BEST OF CSB: Bedtime with the Browns
11 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What is Browny thinking about when Kylie's caught up in her sexy book? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BEST OF CSB: Chrissie's Mum Raps
11 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
No Diggity by Blackstreet has never sounded cooler, in terms of being rapped by Chrissie's Mum. So that's relative, but still very cool. Se...
BEST OF CSB: Have you been paying attention to Chrissie?
10 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie puts Jane Hall and Sam Pang to the test. Who knows her better? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BEST OF CSB: Peter Rowthsorn's borrowed poo story has us in stitches
09 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
He credits this tale to Dermie, which is as weird as it is fantastic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BEST OF CSB: Does Karl Stefanovic Know His Stefanovics?
08 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
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October 6 2017 - FULL PODCAST - Sam flies solo, sort of
06 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sam took the reigns this morning, turning up and 6am and claiming he's the 'new sheriff in town'. Flying solo, he enlisted the help of Tony Martin who...
Deano's Classics: Volume 2
05 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Pang Present: Deano's Classics: Volume 2. The very best of the very worst of our beloved anchor, one Dean J Thomas. You're welcome. See...
Cheat Sheet of the Week '17: Week #35
05 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Laugh along with the best bits of Chrissie, Sam & Browny from the week! Head to our Instagram page now to see behind the scenes: http://bit.ly/csb...