The Chrissie Swan Show

The Cheese Argument Gets An Official Response

02 Jun 2025

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Chrissie and Jack had an argument about whether or not cheese slices should be kept in the bag or not. Well it's blown up so much we've had to get an ...

Taylor Swift Owns All Her Music Again!

02 Jun 2025

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Massive news for Swifties and Swiftocrats across the world this weekend. Taylor has finally been able to buy back the rights to the masters for her fi...

Chrissie's Clash With A Parking Inspector

01 Jun 2025

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After Chrissie complained about one on the show, a parking inspector calls in to defend her job.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miley Cyrus Breaks Silence on "Feud" With Jennifer Lawrence

01 Jun 2025

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Was that gold dress in the Flowers video REALLY about Jen?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Huge Name Joins 'And Just Like That' Line-Up

29 May 2025

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Hugh Jackman’s Cheeky Social Media Post After Divorce News

29 May 2025

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Songs With Funny Lyrics

28 May 2025

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There are some songs where you just can't take the lyrics seriously. Why did you have to start the song off by telling us "I'm a redneck", Morgan Wall...

Deborra-Lee Splits From Hugh Jackman

28 May 2025

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And she's released an absolutely damning statement about betrayal. Plus, Nicki Minaj appeared on the French cover of Vogue recently and she looks amaz...

How The Instagram Algorithm Gets You

27 May 2025

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Chrissie suspects that there are 3 main areas of interest that the algorithm picks up on to show to you. One of them has been hitting a little too clo...

The American Music Awards!

27 May 2025

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The American Music Awards just took place and we have a lot to cover. Billie Eilish absolutely cleaned up this year! And fans have been disappointed b...

Are You An Overly Enthusiastic Mum?

26 May 2025

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Chrissie has a grand idea for her sons school fundraiser. All the bits and pieces were gathered together, but it seems like she was the only one who h...

Dick Van Dyke Reveals The Curse Of Living To Almost 100

26 May 2025

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Seems like it get's pretty lonely once you reach that age. Plus, Justin Bieber continues to worry us with his performance with SZA.See omnystudio.com/...

I Was Today Years Old When...

23 May 2025

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I learnt that ASOS is actually an abbreviation. What were you 'today years old' when you realised something? Plus, Celeste Barber joins us in the stud...

Lenasdoingthings Breaks Into Chrissie's House

23 May 2025

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And the video is up now if you wanted to have a look. She broke in and had a grand time in Chrissie's pool.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Who Have You Been Influenced By?

22 May 2025

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Chrissie has been influenced by some one recently. So much so that she's spent her hard earned money on a unique product they recommended. Plus, Paris...

Kim Kardashian Graduates From Law School!

22 May 2025

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After 6 years of study, she's finally completed her law degree! Plus, in more Kardashian news, Kourtney has got some things to say about Khloe's podca...

Chrissie Discovers A Mysterious Roll Of Film

21 May 2025

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And now we're all very keen to see whats on it. Let's just hope there's nothing too saucy on there. Plus, Kris Jenner has some strange advice for car ...

Justin Bieber ApologisesFor Telling Hailey That She’d Never Be On The Cover Of Vogue

21 May 2025

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Seems like something that should be said in person, not in an Instagram comment to the general public. Talk about TMI. Plus, Travis Kelce has been get...

What Does Your Mum Tell You Over And Over?

20 May 2025

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Even if you're well into your adult life and living out of home, Mums just can't help themselves from trying to offer some advice. But maybe it's a pi...

Katy Perry Calls Out Fan For ‘DM-ing My Man’

20 May 2025

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Looks like she's finally caught the person. And even better that it's in the middle of one of her concerts! But maybe it's all just part of an act...S...

Is Alessia Cara Touring Or Not?

19 May 2025

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There doesn't seem to be any upcoming tour dates but Chrissie could have sworn her phone told her there is. We absolutely have to get to the bottom of...

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals The Reason Behind Her Oddly Scented Candle

19 May 2025

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It was supposedly just an accident. Plus, we discuss the most damning evidence from the 'Iced Coffee Killer'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Chrissie's Dished On A Major Logies Snub

16 May 2025

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Lizzo Reveals The Real Reason She Doesn’t Have Friends

16 May 2025

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We're Debatin' Best Hot Chippies

15 May 2025

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Chrissy Has Beef With This Food Phrase

15 May 2025

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Kim Kardashian Testifies At Paris Robbery Trial

14 May 2025

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And revealed how the crime changed her life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie Loses It Over Some Very Annoying Letters

14 May 2025

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This is why you shouldn't open your mailbox!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie Made A Big Call After The Morning From Hell

13 May 2025

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Genius move, we say!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Justin Bieber Has Been Caught Throwing Shade Again

13 May 2025

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But we didn't see this target coming...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone Broke Into Chrissie's Pool

12 May 2025

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And we caught it on video!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift Spotted For First Time In Months

12 May 2025

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And with Travis in tow!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are We Broken?

09 May 2025

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Jamila Rizvi and Rosie Waterland join us today on the show to talk all about their book, Broken Brains. We of course have a few questions to ask them ...

The Weeknd Reveals His Struggle With Sleep Paralysis

09 May 2025

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And how it is a major plot point in his new film. Jack has some advice for you as well if you've been struggling with sleep paralysis.See omnystudio.c...

New Drama Hits Cyrus Family As Miley Launches New Era

08 May 2025

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Kanye West Loses His Cool In Bizarre Interview

08 May 2025

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Do You Let Your Partner See You Naked?

07 May 2025

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We thought this would have been a given in most long term relationships but it seems as though we're wrong. How do you even navigate cuddle time witho...

Robert Irwin Weighs In On The 100 Men Vs One Gorilla Debate

07 May 2025

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But to be fair, I'm not really sure we like the answer he's given us. And we still don't know whether or not the men have prep time or not. Plus, Doec...

The Labubu Craze

06 May 2025

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Has anyone else heard of a Labubu? People are going crazy, lining up at 3am in order to get their hands on them. They look a bit creepy if we're being...

Rihanna Reveals She's Pregnant At The Met Gala

06 May 2025

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We're talking all about the Met Gala today! The biggest news to come out of it is Rihanna being pregnant with her third child. Who else absolutely roc...

What Have You Found Yourself Accidentally Watching

05 May 2025

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We've all been there, mindlessly scrolling through Instagram or TikTok only to realise hours later that we're just watching hydraulic press videos... ...

Lady Gaga Puts On Record-Breaking Concert In Rio

05 May 2025

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It drew in 2.5 million people! That's absolutely crazy. How on earth would anyone find parking.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pod Exclusive: Our Full Chat With Aussie Icon Liz Hayes

02 May 2025

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We love this woman!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Song Chrissie NEVER Wants To Hear Again

02 May 2025

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We've all got that one song that brings back traumatic memories.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why Jessica Mauboy Is Going Viral On TikTok

02 May 2025

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We love when good things happen to good people!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JoJo Siwa Breaks Silence Following Split With Aussie GF

01 May 2025

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Plus! The Brissie pool bandit has been nabbed! And, Lorde has a shiny new album.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brissie Pool Bandit Reveals Bizarre Reason Behind Dips

01 May 2025

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Plus! Chrissie's back with more sweeping statements and Julia Busuttil joins us for a chat about Witchery's Ovarian Cancer campaign.See omnystudio.com...

Have You Been Caught Stalking Someone Online?

30 Apr 2025

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It's the worst feeling ever when you're multiple years deep into someones profile and then you accidentally hit that like button... Unfortunately, it'...

Katy Perry Releases Statement After Blue Origin Backlash

30 Apr 2025

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And to be honest, I don't think we could care less about it... Plus, Chrissie has a new conspiracy theory brewing around Nicole Kidman.See omnystudio....

Lenasdoingthings Tells Us How To Break Into Hotel Swimming Pools

29 Apr 2025

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And there's nothing illegal about it. No climbing over fences or anything, just a simple question to the front of house staff. Plus, does your pet lon...

JoJo Siwa Breaks Silence On Breakup With Kath Ebbs

29 Apr 2025

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Seems like JoJo has ended the Big Brother season with a bombshell breakup. Plus, Meghan Markle talks about how she emails her kids.See omnystudio.com/...

Katy Perry's 'Lifetimes' Tour Is Struggling

28 Apr 2025

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It seems as though people are turning away from the space travelling pop star. People are calling her tour 'cringey'! Speaking of tours, Beyonce is ki...

We're Back And We Have So Much To Discuss!!!

28 Apr 2025

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We've literally been bursting out the seams with all the things we've been needing to discuss over the break. From JoJo Siwa to Billy Ray Cyrus, and e...

A Look Back At... Sweeping Statements PT.2

24 Apr 2025

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We love it. You love it. Everyone loves listening to other people absolutely hot takes! So of course we've gotta get as many as we can in.See omnystud...

A Look Back At... Some Of Our Favourite Guests

23 Apr 2025

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Join us as we talk with some of our close friends such as, Tara Brown, Andy lee, and the wonderful Sam Pang!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

A Look Back At... Self Reflection!

22 Apr 2025

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It's good to stop every now and then and really reflect on yourself and where you are in life. Lucky for you, we're absolutely the most qualified peop...

A Look Back At... Sweeping Statements!

17 Apr 2025

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Everyone's favourite place to let out all their crazy opinions absolutely judgement free! We listen and we don't judge!See omnystudio.com/listener for...

A Look Back At… Stuff Around The Home!

16 Apr 2025

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Chrissie is a real homebody. A self proclaimed hermit as she says. So of course we've got so many things to talk about from inside the house!See omnys...

A Look Back At… Reality TV Chat!

15 Apr 2025

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The word "like" is being used more than ever by people. Kourtney Kardashian could be one of the worst offenders of this though... Plus, Real Housewive...

A Look Back At… Some Sassy Phone Topics!

14 Apr 2025

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We're going back to some of our spiciest phoner topics from this year. What are some crazy threats, backhanded compliments, and things that you've sai...

The ChrissieCast: Best Of With Tim Ross, Clare Bowditch And Josh Reid Jones

13 Apr 2025

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We've got another Best Of ep coming in hot! This week we have Tim Ross talking about greatest achievements and an interaction between Ita Buttrose and...

Chrissie's Late Night Emergency Vet Visit

11 Apr 2025

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I'm sure all the pet owners out there have experienced this at least once. Chrissie's dog "Murphy" was acting a bit strange on the one night she had t...

Man Barges Into Cockpit Over Airplane Food

11 Apr 2025

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Plane food isn't the best but surely it can't be that bad right? Plus, what would you do in this disaster wedding scenario?See omnystudio.com/listener...

Justin Bieber Loses It At Paparazzi

10 Apr 2025

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And we he was absolutely in the right for it. They do only care about the money. Plus, Jack's excited about this Vanderpump Rules news!See omnystudio....

What's Even The Point Of LinkedIn?

10 Apr 2025

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It's soooo borinnng. Who cares what position you just landed a promotion for or how much money you just made a company... Plus, Chrissie shares her ex...

Andy Lee Talks All Things Dim Sims

09 Apr 2025

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It's a very uniquely Melbourne treat that we all enjoy. We also play a new game called Chrissie's Undercover Covers! Plus, have you ever been told off...

The Kid Laroi Teases New Music!

09 Apr 2025

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And we are absolutely loving it. What a perfect way to sample and revitalise an old Justin Timberlake song too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Best Of: Isla Fisher Joins The Show

08 Apr 2025

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With Chrissie off sick today we're bringing you a few great moments from the past month. We revisit our chat with Isla Fisher and it's just as iconic ...

Breaking Down The White Lotus Finale

08 Apr 2025

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With Chrissie away today and Jack needing to voice his opinions on the most recent season of The White Lotus, producer Tom has stepped up to the task....

MAFS’ Jacqui And Clint Announce Surprise Engagement At Reunion Party

07 Apr 2025

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And we are calling it the saddest publicity stunt in history! There's no way they're being for real with this. Plus, we rip into James Cordon for maki...

How Do You Respond To Outfit Compliments?

07 Apr 2025

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Chrissie always responds with just the name of the store she got it from. Usually Kmart or Temu... We also need to catch up with a listener that calle...

The ChrissieCast: Best Of With Darren Hayes, Kate Dearugo And Zacchary Bird

06 Apr 2025

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Welcome back ChrissieCasters, we've got a jam packed episode of some of our favourite guests on the show. Darren Hayes joins Chrissie to talk about ho...

Lies Google Has Told You About Hughesy

04 Apr 2025

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Dave Hughes joins us on the show today to play a round of 'Lies Google Has Told You'. We also delve deep into the recesses of Chrissie's mind to find ...

Woman Wears The Same Dress For Three Months To Prove A Point

04 Apr 2025

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We think there were probably ways of proving this point that didn't rely on wearing the same stained dress for months... Plus, it seems as though Mark...

Shepard Avocados Need To Disappear

03 Apr 2025

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Today is the day for unpopular opinions, however, we have a feeling this opinion may be more on the popular side. Why can't we just get Hass avocados ...

Justin Bieber Throws Shade On Selena Gomez’s Engagement

03 Apr 2025

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He's shared a few memes on his Instagram recently that are way too topical to have been a coincidence... Plus, Dua Lipa covers the song 'Royals' in Au...

Have You Ever Been Banned From Somewhere?

02 Apr 2025

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We're talking about this after some footage surfaced of a man being banned from the gym for wearing Ugg boots. Chrissie can't even stand the thought o...

Bill Murray Kisses Naomi Watts During An Interview

02 Apr 2025

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We definitely don't think it was okay either. Everyone was caught off guard by this one. Plus, Joel joins us a bit early in this one.See omnystudio.co...

Chrissie Is An At Home Surgeon

01 Apr 2025

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Or at least she claims to be... She was caught 'performing surgery' in the office the other day with a box cutter. Apparently she's not alone in her s...

Hailey Bieber Denies Unfollowing Justin

01 Apr 2025

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There's definitely something suspicious going on here. A 'glitch' like this doesn't just happen to happen multiple times in a year. Jack has some theo...

What's The Point Of Anything...

31 Mar 2025

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Do you sometimes just have a day where you feel like there's just no point? Like honestly... We also discuss something very important about what peopl...

Jessica Simpson Reveals She Drinks 'Snake Sperm'

31 Mar 2025

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And apparently it makes your voice sound much better! I think we should leave this cocktail for the pros. Plus, we reveal that there is some merit to ...

The ChrissieCast: What Would Chrissie Cook For Dave Thornton?

30 Mar 2025

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You know what they say, three times the charm! Of course we have to have Dave Thornton back for a third week in a row. Chrissie discusses with Dave wh...

Bethenny Frankel Says Fame Is 'So Stupid'

28 Mar 2025

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It seems like she's referring to all the influencers there are now that could be considered 'famous'. Plus, we read out another great Am I The A**hole...

An Update On The Bill Splitting Drama

28 Mar 2025

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We seem to have kicked up a big stink on the socials. People are very upset at us for our take on how the bill should be split. Seems like we've got a...

The Problem With X's 'Blue Tick'

27 Mar 2025

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The blue tick used to be used as a way of verifying accounts, but now since you can just buy it, it's become a huge problem. Also, Facebook Marketplac...

Lady Gaga Announces Mayhem Ball Tour

27 Mar 2025

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It's been so long since the last time Lady Gaga has toured! We absolutely can't miss out on this one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

Chrissie's Latest Fashion Statement

26 Mar 2025

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Chrissie has been walking around the house rocking this new accessory for a while now. Jack has some opinions on it though... Is it stylish or not? Pl...

Lily Allen Reveals She Got A Boob Job

26 Mar 2025

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Lily Allen reveals she has gotten a new set of tatas after her split with her husband! More power to you queen! Plus, what would you do in this casino...

Are Jennifer Aniston And Pedro Pascal Dating?

25 Mar 2025

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It feels like they should be but I guess we'll see what they have to say about it. Plus, we break down the MAFS situation with all the alternate partn...

Did You Have An Awful Teacher?

25 Mar 2025

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Did you have a teacher that you just absolutely hated going to class with? Maybe they gave you too much work or maybe they would even throw things at ...

Our Full Chat With Isla Fisher

24 Mar 2025

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If you just couldn't get enough of her, we've got the full unedited chat here. Isla reveals to us her secrets on how to stop herself from laughing on ...

Isla Fisher Joins Us Live!

24 Mar 2025

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We are so so excited about this. You absolutely cannot miss this chat. Isla Fisher reveals how. much of a genius her pet rescue cat is and the tricker...

How Often Should You Really Wash Your Gym Clothes?

24 Mar 2025

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A French government agency has revealed that people are washing their clothes far too often. However, when it comes to gym clothing, I don't think we ...

The ChrissieCast: Postman Dave Thornton

23 Mar 2025

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Dave Thornton has returned to the show to deliver some truly terrible news. he has given up his posty bike. We also get into a heated discussion about...

Tina Fey Reveals The One Thing Rich People Do That She Can't Stand

21 Mar 2025

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And it's all about the hustle baby. If you're already rich, why would you possibly need a side hustle? Shouldn't you be all about relaxing and taking ...

Luke McGregor On Preparing For The Comedy Festival

21 Mar 2025

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The Melbourne International Comedy Festival is fast approaching! Luke McGregor has decided to join us to talk all about the preparation he's been havi...

The Weirdest Baby Names You've Ever Heard

20 Mar 2025

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Sia has announced that the name of her baby is going to be 'Somersault'. We're not too sure on that one... Yes it's unique but it's also just an actio...

Ed Sheeran Teases New Album With Snippet Of Lead Single

20 Mar 2025

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It sounds pretty similar to another song we've heard before... Is it a vibe or does it just feel too unoriginal? Plus, what's the proper etiquette aro...

Chrissie Has Some Thoughts On Jason Isaacs' Nudity

19 Mar 2025

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White Lotus is the talk of the town thanks in part to Jason Isaacs, here's what Chrissie thinks. Plus! The cheeky word Jack loves to say - but should ...