The Chrissie Swan Show

Best Of | Whacky Wednesday

16 Jul 2025

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Chrissie finds a TikTok of someone who threw a party...for their sourdough starter! So, we want to know what obscure thing did you throw a party for? ...

Best Of | Sweeping Statements

11 Jul 2025

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We've got the very best of Swanny's Sweeping Statements! Chrissie thinks *what* ruins chips, so Jack tells us what chip trumps them all! Plus, should ...

Best Of | Parent Stuff!

10 Jul 2025

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It's the ultimate question, can you tell kids off...even if they aren't yours? Plus, we wonder whether or not we've ever 'heard' our parents because K...

Best Of | Jack Said What?!

10 Jul 2025

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Judge Jackie is back to determine whether or not someone's injury came about in a cool or uncool way? Chrissie tells us about the time she felt out of...

Best Of | What Procedures Have You Had?

10 Jul 2025

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We dissect Plastic Surgeons 'nipped, tucked and tightened' work to see what celebs have had done. So, we ask out callers about the 'mummy makeover' to...

Best Of | Some Of Our Faves!

09 Jul 2025

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We get two of our faves, Andy Lee and Isla Fisher, back in to find out what they've been up to! Andy grills Chrissie on why she won't join him on The ...

Best Of | What's The Point Of Anything?

08 Jul 2025

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Jack introduces Chrissie and us to his favourite funny lyric - 'What's the point of anything?' from Billie Eilish's song, TV. So, we want to know what...

Best Of | Who's Breaking Into Pools?

07 Jul 2025

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We chat Pool Trespassers...Would you jump the fence for a quick dip? We chat to Lena who admits she does every now and then. Plus, she even admits to ...

The Biggest Dating App No-nos According To Charlize Theron

04 Jul 2025

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Charlize Theron recently went on Call Her Daddy and revealed her biggest no-nos for men on dating apps.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

The Chrissie Swan Show Hits The Road!

04 Jul 2025

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We're hitting the road today on a show first! Join us as we drive our way towards the new owner of this amazing BYD Sealion 6. Speaking of giveaways, ...

Kanye West Has Been Banned From Travelling To Australia

03 Jul 2025

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Kanye West has been banned from travelling to Australia, whilst his Wife Bianca Censori remains in the clear (and we think it might be a good thing!)....

You Can Make An Omelette How?

03 Jul 2025

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Chrissie and Jack bring us their Sweeping Statements for the week and let’s just say, Chrissie really went deep with this one, she’ll tell...

Jennifer Aniston Confirms She’s Joining Cast Of New Apple TV+ Series

02 Jul 2025

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One of Chrissie’s faves, Jennifer Aniston has revealed her next project and we’re very excited! Plus, are Drake’s Abs real or are th...

What Have You Found Left In Your House?

02 Jul 2025

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Ever bought or moved into a new place and stumbled upon a goldmine? Maybe you found a skeleton or maybe a stash of unknown *herbs*? Imagine that! Plus...

Khloe Kardashian Reveals *Exactly* What Work She’s Had Done

01 Jul 2025

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We take a look at the list of surgeries Khloe Kardashian has told us she’s had. Plus, we decipher who Harry Styles was kissing at Glastonbury!Se...

Did They *Really* Know Them Enough For A Wedding Invite?

01 Jul 2025

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Chrissie and Jack discuss all the things Bzos/Sanchez Wedding, like did the guests get a Private Jet Flight to Venice? Did they Bride and Groom Really...

Charli XCX Claps Back At Glastonbury Auto-Tune Performance Criticism

30 Jun 2025

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Charli XCX has hit back at those ‘boomer vibe comments’ in regard to her Glastonbury performance over the weekend. Plus, we try to find ou...

We All Need A Blower!

30 Jun 2025

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Chrissie lets us in on her most used item at the moment - the blower! Got stuff lying around in the hallway? Blow it! Or need to start your webber BBQ...

Amanda Seyfried Auditioned For The Same Role...Six Times!

27 Jun 2025

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Amanda Seyfried has revealed she auditioned not once, not twice but six times for the role of Glinda in Wicked! Plus, Is it wrong to reveal your pregn...

Can DC Stump Chrissie?

27 Jun 2025

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What would you do if someone asked to have your seat on a flight? Well, we decide who we think 'The Asshole' is from a reddit thread that's making the...

Taylor Swift Gives Surprise Performance at Tight End University!

26 Jun 2025

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Surprise! Taylor Swift's came out of hiding for her first live performance since the Era's tour, performing 'Shake it Off' at Tight End University. Pl...

Does this sound like this?

26 Jun 2025

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Someone on Instagram has called out one of Benson Boone's new song for sounding eerily similar to another song. It got Chrissie thinking - what other ...

Jeff Bezoz And Lauren Sánchez's Wedding Invite Tells Us ALOT!

25 Jun 2025

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Jeff Bezoz And Lauren Sánchez's Wedding invite has been revealed and Chrissie & Jack have some serious questions about the details, but mos...

They've lost the plot!

25 Jun 2025

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Mystic Chrissie is on fire after her Greek 'Evil Eye' has left, but we want to know if you consider yourself heartless? Would you start charging your ...

What's Brad Pitt Up To In AA Meetings?

24 Jun 2025

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Brad Pitt has revealed to Dax Shepard on his podcast, Armchair Expert, what's been happening in his AA meetings. Plus, Dolly Parton shares some exciti...

Has The Evil Eye Been Put On You?

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We've got an update on the Gen Z's - they're choosing happiness over money and new jobs, some are even heading overseas instead. But more importantly,...

Orlando Bloom Touches Down In Australia Amidst Katy Perry Split Rumours!

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Orlando Bloom has made a surprise visit to Australia to join wife, Katy Perry on the final leg of her Australian tour. Plus, Miley Cyrus is coping fla...

Do you look like your partner's ex? 

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ever thought that you share some resemblance to your partner's ex? Maybe him and his family have even shared photos around the dinner table of the two...

Jeremy Allen White's Extraordinary Transformation For New Biopic

20 Jun 2025

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Jeremy Allen White is channelling his inner 'boss' in the upcoming Springsteen Biopic, 'Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere.' Plus, Does SJP realllyy...

Can A Psychic Talk To A Dead Bunny?

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie challenges John Edward, International Psychic Medium, to a difficult task: Can he determine how her pet bunny, Gingie, passed away? Plus, we ...

How do you like your coffee?

19 Jun 2025

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Chrissie says you're not really a fan of coffee if you opt for a pod, while Jack says that people who talk on speaker out and about should be fined. P...

Our Very Own Delta Goodrem Has Gotten Hitched!

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Drake has detailed his gambling losses, telling us all the exact amount he's lost (hint: it's a LOT). Plus, our very own Delta Goodrem has marrie...

Kelsey Grammar is Expecting his 8th Child at Age 70!

18 Jun 2025

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Kelsey Grammar, best known for his role as Dr. Fraiser on sitcom Cheer and Fraiser is expecting his 8th child at the ripe age of 70. Plus, Chrissie an...

Who Are You At War With?

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are you in a rowl with your landlord? Or is your Mother-In-Law trying to convert you? We find out who you're currently at war with. Plus, we chat to A...

Cardi B Shares First Photo of Third Child, Blossom!

17 Jun 2025

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Cardi B has shared the first photo of her third child, Blossom. Plus, guest speaker, Steve Carrell gets students up and dancing during his speech at N...

I'm A Fan Of Your Work!

17 Jun 2025

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We pitted Gold Logie nominees Julia Morris and Poh Ling Yeow against each other in the ultimate test, 'I'm A Fan Of Your Work.' Chrissie's To Do List ...

What do you think drives a troll?

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What is it that drives trolling online? Is Influencer, Indy Clinton right in taking legal action with her 64-page PI report? Plus, we introduce a new ...

Katy Perry Opens Bar at Surprise Melbourne Club Appearance

16 Jun 2025

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Katy Perry made a surprise appearance at an iconic Chapel Street Bar in Melbourne, Poof Doof! Plus, Brad Pitt tells us what it's really like to work w...

Rachel Zoe Is Joining RHOBH!

13 Jun 2025

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After more than a decade, Rachel Zoe is joining Bravo's 15th season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, Benson Boone's got a new album comi...

Congratulations to your dog!

13 Jun 2025

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Expecting your first litter of Shetland Sheepdog puppies or headed out on the town this weekend? Well, Chrissie's lining up for an exciting weekend of...

Sabrina Carpenter's New Album Cover Divides Fans

12 Jun 2025

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Sabrina Carpenter debuts new album cover and we're not sure how to feel. Plus, the late Liam Payne's final project is set to be released on Netflix.&n...

Should kids be allowed at concerts?

12 Jun 2025

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Do you leave your kids at home when going to a concert? Or do you think that airplanes shouldn't offer wifi? Well, it's a good thing, Chrissie's sweep...

Liz Hurley dons her Birthday Suit for 60th!

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Liz Hurley has celebrated her 60th Birthday by posing in the nude to celebrate. Plus, Trace Cyrus calls out at father, Billy Ray Cyrus! See omnys...

They threw a party for what?

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have you thrown a party for your dog? Or did you trick the whole town into rocking up for a famous rugby player's Birthday party? Well, Chrissie came ...

Are You In An Office War?

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Has someone been stealing your food at work? Or maybe someone keeps using your pens without asking you. You might be in the midst of an office war. We...

Fan Ambushes Katy Perry On Stage Mid-Concert

10 Jun 2025

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A serial TikTok prankster seems to be the one behind running up on stage and grabbing Katy Perry. Plus, Addison Rae talks about her love of One Direct...

What Would You Buy If You Were Rich?

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

And you can't just say a house or an expensive car. Those are too obvious. Maybe you'd be like Jack and open up your own bar and club. Plus, we've dis...

Billie Eilish And Nat Wolff Kiss

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As if the relationship rumours weren't enough, the couple shared a very public kiss on a balcony in Venice. Plus, Travis and Taylor attend a cousins w...

A Dream Therapist Explains Our Dreams

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Recently Chrissie found out that Jack was getting annoyed at how many dreams he was having. Ever since then we've been curious to find out why he's be...

Brooklyn Beckham Covers Up Tattoo Dedicated To His Mum

06 Jun 2025

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Amidst the current family feud he's gotten his 'mamas boy' tattoo covered up. Plus, have you ever walked into someone doing something saucy at the off...

Is The Great Australian Dream Over?

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sylvia Jeffreys joins us on the show to talk all about finances. There's a big wealth gap that might be preventing our younger generations of ever ach...

Chris Martin And Dakota Johnson Split After 8 Years Together

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get the violins out. It's a sad moment for these celebrities as they're calling it quits after being together for 8 years. Plus, Katy Perry has starte...

I'm A Vet And I Would Never...

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Throw a ball to a dog? Seems like a crazy statement to say considering how much our pets love playing with them. Dr. Chris Brown hops on and lets us k...

Kylie Jenner Reveals The Exact Details About Her Breast Implants

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If anyone wanted to get the exact same measurements, now is your chance! Plus, there's a few new fresh hits on the way.See omnystudio.com/listener for...

What Won't Your Mum Have?

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie's mum absolutely will not have the word 'fart' uttered anywhere near her. The only acceptable word is 'fluff'. Plus, this one flight attendan...

JoJo Siwa Opens Up About Her New Relationship

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Of course all the rumours about JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes were right. They've officially hard launched their relationship with JoJo reminding everyon...

The Cheese Argument Gets An Official Response

02 Jun 2025

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Chrissie and Jack had an argument about whether or not cheese slices should be kept in the bag or not. Well it's blown up so much we've had to get an ...

Taylor Swift Owns All Her Music Again!

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Massive news for Swifties and Swiftocrats across the world this weekend. Taylor has finally been able to buy back the rights to the masters for her fi...

Chrissie's Clash With A Parking Inspector

01 Jun 2025

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After Chrissie complained about one on the show, a parking inspector calls in to defend her job.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miley Cyrus Breaks Silence on "Feud" With Jennifer Lawrence

01 Jun 2025

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Was that gold dress in the Flowers video REALLY about Jen?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Huge Name Joins 'And Just Like That' Line-Up

29 May 2025

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Hugh Jackman’s Cheeky Social Media Post After Divorce News

29 May 2025

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Songs With Funny Lyrics

28 May 2025

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There are some songs where you just can't take the lyrics seriously. Why did you have to start the song off by telling us "I'm a redneck", Morgan Wall...

Deborra-Lee Splits From Hugh Jackman

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

And she's released an absolutely damning statement about betrayal. Plus, Nicki Minaj appeared on the French cover of Vogue recently and she looks amaz...

How The Instagram Algorithm Gets You

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie suspects that there are 3 main areas of interest that the algorithm picks up on to show to you. One of them has been hitting a little too clo...

The American Music Awards!

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The American Music Awards just took place and we have a lot to cover. Billie Eilish absolutely cleaned up this year! And fans have been disappointed b...

Are You An Overly Enthusiastic Mum?

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie has a grand idea for her sons school fundraiser. All the bits and pieces were gathered together, but it seems like she was the only one who h...

Dick Van Dyke Reveals The Curse Of Living To Almost 100

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Seems like it get's pretty lonely once you reach that age. Plus, Justin Bieber continues to worry us with his performance with SZA.See omnystudio.com/...

I Was Today Years Old When...

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I learnt that ASOS is actually an abbreviation. What were you 'today years old' when you realised something? Plus, Celeste Barber joins us in the stud...

Lenasdoingthings Breaks Into Chrissie's House

23 May 2025

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And the video is up now if you wanted to have a look. She broke in and had a grand time in Chrissie's pool.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Who Have You Been Influenced By?

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chrissie has been influenced by some one recently. So much so that she's spent her hard earned money on a unique product they recommended. Plus, Paris...

Kim Kardashian Graduates From Law School!

22 May 2025

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After 6 years of study, she's finally completed her law degree! Plus, in more Kardashian news, Kourtney has got some things to say about Khloe's podca...

Chrissie Discovers A Mysterious Roll Of Film

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

And now we're all very keen to see whats on it. Let's just hope there's nothing too saucy on there. Plus, Kris Jenner has some strange advice for car ...

Justin Bieber ApologisesFor Telling Hailey That She’d Never Be On The Cover Of Vogue

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Seems like something that should be said in person, not in an Instagram comment to the general public. Talk about TMI. Plus, Travis Kelce has been get...

What Does Your Mum Tell You Over And Over?

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Even if you're well into your adult life and living out of home, Mums just can't help themselves from trying to offer some advice. But maybe it's a pi...

Katy Perry Calls Out Fan For ‘DM-ing My Man’

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Looks like she's finally caught the person. And even better that it's in the middle of one of her concerts! But maybe it's all just part of an act...S...

Is Alessia Cara Touring Or Not?

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There doesn't seem to be any upcoming tour dates but Chrissie could have sworn her phone told her there is. We absolutely have to get to the bottom of...

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals The Reason Behind Her Oddly Scented Candle

19 May 2025

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It was supposedly just an accident. Plus, we discuss the most damning evidence from the 'Iced Coffee Killer'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Chrissie's Dished On A Major Logies Snub

16 May 2025

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Lizzo Reveals The Real Reason She Doesn’t Have Friends

16 May 2025

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We're Debatin' Best Hot Chippies

15 May 2025

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Chrissy Has Beef With This Food Phrase

15 May 2025

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Kim Kardashian Testifies At Paris Robbery Trial

14 May 2025

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And revealed how the crime changed her life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie Loses It Over Some Very Annoying Letters

14 May 2025

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This is why you shouldn't open your mailbox!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie Made A Big Call After The Morning From Hell

13 May 2025

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Genius move, we say!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Justin Bieber Has Been Caught Throwing Shade Again

13 May 2025

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But we didn't see this target coming...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone Broke Into Chrissie's Pool

12 May 2025

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And we caught it on video!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift Spotted For First Time In Months

12 May 2025

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And with Travis in tow!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are We Broken?

09 May 2025

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Jamila Rizvi and Rosie Waterland join us today on the show to talk all about their book, Broken Brains. We of course have a few questions to ask them ...

The Weeknd Reveals His Struggle With Sleep Paralysis

09 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

And how it is a major plot point in his new film. Jack has some advice for you as well if you've been struggling with sleep paralysis.See omnystudio.c...

New Drama Hits Cyrus Family As Miley Launches New Era

08 May 2025

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Kanye West Loses His Cool In Bizarre Interview

08 May 2025

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Do You Let Your Partner See You Naked?

07 May 2025

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We thought this would have been a given in most long term relationships but it seems as though we're wrong. How do you even navigate cuddle time witho...

Robert Irwin Weighs In On The 100 Men Vs One Gorilla Debate

07 May 2025

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But to be fair, I'm not really sure we like the answer he's given us. And we still don't know whether or not the men have prep time or not. Plus, Doec...

The Labubu Craze

06 May 2025

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Has anyone else heard of a Labubu? People are going crazy, lining up at 3am in order to get their hands on them. They look a bit creepy if we're being...

Rihanna Reveals She's Pregnant At The Met Gala

06 May 2025

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We're talking all about the Met Gala today! The biggest news to come out of it is Rihanna being pregnant with her third child. Who else absolutely roc...

What Have You Found Yourself Accidentally Watching

05 May 2025

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We've all been there, mindlessly scrolling through Instagram or TikTok only to realise hours later that we're just watching hydraulic press videos... ...

Lady Gaga Puts On Record-Breaking Concert In Rio

05 May 2025

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It drew in 2.5 million people! That's absolutely crazy. How on earth would anyone find parking.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pod Exclusive: Our Full Chat With Aussie Icon Liz Hayes

02 May 2025

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We love this woman!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Song Chrissie NEVER Wants To Hear Again

02 May 2025

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We've all got that one song that brings back traumatic memories.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.