The Chrissie Swan Show
Episodes
Why Jessica Mauboy Is Going Viral On TikTok
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We love when good things happen to good people!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
JoJo Siwa Breaks Silence Following Split With Aussie GF
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Plus! The Brissie pool bandit has been nabbed! And, Lorde has a shiny new album.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Brissie Pool Bandit Reveals Bizarre Reason Behind Dips
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Plus! Chrissie's back with more sweeping statements and Julia Busuttil joins us for a chat about Witchery's Ovarian Cancer campaign.See omnystudio.com...
Have You Been Caught Stalking Someone Online?
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the worst feeling ever when you're multiple years deep into someones profile and then you accidentally hit that like button... Unfortunately, it'...
Katy Perry Releases Statement After Blue Origin Backlash
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And to be honest, I don't think we could care less about it... Plus, Chrissie has a new conspiracy theory brewing around Nicole Kidman.See omnystudio....
Lenasdoingthings Tells Us How To Break Into Hotel Swimming Pools
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And there's nothing illegal about it. No climbing over fences or anything, just a simple question to the front of house staff. Plus, does your pet lon...
JoJo Siwa Breaks Silence On Breakup With Kath Ebbs
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Seems like JoJo has ended the Big Brother season with a bombshell breakup. Plus, Meghan Markle talks about how she emails her kids.See omnystudio.com/...
Katy Perry's 'Lifetimes' Tour Is Struggling
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It seems as though people are turning away from the space travelling pop star. People are calling her tour 'cringey'! Speaking of tours, Beyonce is ki...
We're Back And We Have So Much To Discuss!!!
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've literally been bursting out the seams with all the things we've been needing to discuss over the break. From JoJo Siwa to Billy Ray Cyrus, and e...
A Look Back At... Sweeping Statements PT.2
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We love it. You love it. Everyone loves listening to other people absolutely hot takes! So of course we've gotta get as many as we can in.See omnystud...
A Look Back At... Some Of Our Favourite Guests
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we talk with some of our close friends such as, Tara Brown, Andy lee, and the wonderful Sam Pang!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
A Look Back At... Self Reflection!
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's good to stop every now and then and really reflect on yourself and where you are in life. Lucky for you, we're absolutely the most qualified peop...
A Look Back At... Sweeping Statements!
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's favourite place to let out all their crazy opinions absolutely judgement free! We listen and we don't judge!See omnystudio.com/listener for...
A Look Back At… Stuff Around The Home!
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie is a real homebody. A self proclaimed hermit as she says. So of course we've got so many things to talk about from inside the house!See omnys...
A Look Back At… Reality TV Chat!
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The word "like" is being used more than ever by people. Kourtney Kardashian could be one of the worst offenders of this though... Plus, Real Housewive...
A Look Back At… Some Sassy Phone Topics!
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're going back to some of our spiciest phoner topics from this year. What are some crazy threats, backhanded compliments, and things that you've sai...
The ChrissieCast: Best Of With Tim Ross, Clare Bowditch And Josh Reid Jones
13 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've got another Best Of ep coming in hot! This week we have Tim Ross talking about greatest achievements and an interaction between Ita Buttrose and...
Chrissie's Late Night Emergency Vet Visit
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I'm sure all the pet owners out there have experienced this at least once. Chrissie's dog "Murphy" was acting a bit strange on the one night she had t...
Man Barges Into Cockpit Over Airplane Food
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Plane food isn't the best but surely it can't be that bad right? Plus, what would you do in this disaster wedding scenario?See omnystudio.com/listener...
Justin Bieber Loses It At Paparazzi
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And we he was absolutely in the right for it. They do only care about the money. Plus, Jack's excited about this Vanderpump Rules news!See omnystudio....
What's Even The Point Of LinkedIn?
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's soooo borinnng. Who cares what position you just landed a promotion for or how much money you just made a company... Plus, Chrissie shares her ex...
Andy Lee Talks All Things Dim Sims
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a very uniquely Melbourne treat that we all enjoy. We also play a new game called Chrissie's Undercover Covers! Plus, have you ever been told off...
The Kid Laroi Teases New Music!
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And we are absolutely loving it. What a perfect way to sample and revitalise an old Justin Timberlake song too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
Best Of: Isla Fisher Joins The Show
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Chrissie off sick today we're bringing you a few great moments from the past month. We revisit our chat with Isla Fisher and it's just as iconic ...
Breaking Down The White Lotus Finale
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Chrissie away today and Jack needing to voice his opinions on the most recent season of The White Lotus, producer Tom has stepped up to the task....
MAFS’ Jacqui And Clint Announce Surprise Engagement At Reunion Party
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And we are calling it the saddest publicity stunt in history! There's no way they're being for real with this. Plus, we rip into James Cordon for maki...
How Do You Respond To Outfit Compliments?
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie always responds with just the name of the store she got it from. Usually Kmart or Temu... We also need to catch up with a listener that calle...
The ChrissieCast: Best Of With Darren Hayes, Kate Dearugo And Zacchary Bird
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back ChrissieCasters, we've got a jam packed episode of some of our favourite guests on the show. Darren Hayes joins Chrissie to talk about ho...
Lies Google Has Told You About Hughesy
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dave Hughes joins us on the show today to play a round of 'Lies Google Has Told You'. We also delve deep into the recesses of Chrissie's mind to find ...
Woman Wears The Same Dress For Three Months To Prove A Point
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We think there were probably ways of proving this point that didn't rely on wearing the same stained dress for months... Plus, it seems as though Mark...
Shepard Avocados Need To Disappear
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today is the day for unpopular opinions, however, we have a feeling this opinion may be more on the popular side. Why can't we just get Hass avocados ...
Justin Bieber Throws Shade On Selena Gomez’s Engagement
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He's shared a few memes on his Instagram recently that are way too topical to have been a coincidence... Plus, Dua Lipa covers the song 'Royals' in Au...
Have You Ever Been Banned From Somewhere?
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're talking about this after some footage surfaced of a man being banned from the gym for wearing Ugg boots. Chrissie can't even stand the thought o...
Bill Murray Kisses Naomi Watts During An Interview
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We definitely don't think it was okay either. Everyone was caught off guard by this one. Plus, Joel joins us a bit early in this one.See omnystudio.co...
Chrissie Is An At Home Surgeon
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Or at least she claims to be... She was caught 'performing surgery' in the office the other day with a box cutter. Apparently she's not alone in her s...
Hailey Bieber Denies Unfollowing Justin
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's definitely something suspicious going on here. A 'glitch' like this doesn't just happen to happen multiple times in a year. Jack has some theo...
What's The Point Of Anything...
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you sometimes just have a day where you feel like there's just no point? Like honestly... We also discuss something very important about what peopl...
Jessica Simpson Reveals She Drinks 'Snake Sperm'
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And apparently it makes your voice sound much better! I think we should leave this cocktail for the pros. Plus, we reveal that there is some merit to ...
The ChrissieCast: What Would Chrissie Cook For Dave Thornton?
30 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You know what they say, three times the charm! Of course we have to have Dave Thornton back for a third week in a row. Chrissie discusses with Dave wh...
Bethenny Frankel Says Fame Is 'So Stupid'
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It seems like she's referring to all the influencers there are now that could be considered 'famous'. Plus, we read out another great Am I The A**hole...
An Update On The Bill Splitting Drama
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We seem to have kicked up a big stink on the socials. People are very upset at us for our take on how the bill should be split. Seems like we've got a...
The Problem With X's 'Blue Tick'
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The blue tick used to be used as a way of verifying accounts, but now since you can just buy it, it's become a huge problem. Also, Facebook Marketplac...
Lady Gaga Announces Mayhem Ball Tour
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's been so long since the last time Lady Gaga has toured! We absolutely can't miss out on this one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...
Chrissie's Latest Fashion Statement
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chrissie has been walking around the house rocking this new accessory for a while now. Jack has some opinions on it though... Is it stylish or not? Pl...
Lily Allen Reveals She Got A Boob Job
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lily Allen reveals she has gotten a new set of tatas after her split with her husband! More power to you queen! Plus, what would you do in this casino...
Are Jennifer Aniston And Pedro Pascal Dating?
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It feels like they should be but I guess we'll see what they have to say about it. Plus, we break down the MAFS situation with all the alternate partn...
Did You Have An Awful Teacher?
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did you have a teacher that you just absolutely hated going to class with? Maybe they gave you too much work or maybe they would even throw things at ...
Our Full Chat With Isla Fisher
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you just couldn't get enough of her, we've got the full unedited chat here. Isla reveals to us her secrets on how to stop herself from laughing on ...
Isla Fisher Joins Us Live!
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are so so excited about this. You absolutely cannot miss this chat. Isla Fisher reveals how. much of a genius her pet rescue cat is and the tricker...
How Often Should You Really Wash Your Gym Clothes?
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A French government agency has revealed that people are washing their clothes far too often. However, when it comes to gym clothing, I don't think we ...
The ChrissieCast: Postman Dave Thornton
23 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dave Thornton has returned to the show to deliver some truly terrible news. he has given up his posty bike. We also get into a heated discussion about...
Tina Fey Reveals The One Thing Rich People Do That She Can't Stand
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And it's all about the hustle baby. If you're already rich, why would you possibly need a side hustle? Shouldn't you be all about relaxing and taking ...
Luke McGregor On Preparing For The Comedy Festival
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Melbourne International Comedy Festival is fast approaching! Luke McGregor has decided to join us to talk all about the preparation he's been havi...
The Weirdest Baby Names You've Ever Heard
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sia has announced that the name of her baby is going to be 'Somersault'. We're not too sure on that one... Yes it's unique but it's also just an actio...
Ed Sheeran Teases New Album With Snippet Of Lead Single
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It sounds pretty similar to another song we've heard before... Is it a vibe or does it just feel too unoriginal? Plus, what's the proper etiquette aro...
Chrissie Has Some Thoughts On Jason Isaacs' Nudity
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
White Lotus is the talk of the town thanks in part to Jason Isaacs, here's what Chrissie thinks. Plus! The cheeky word Jack loves to say - but should ...
Billie Eilish Is Rumoured To Be Dating *This* Actor/Musician
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Plus! We chat Mariah Carey antics and White Lotus star Jason Isaacs has backtracked on his comments re: male/female nudity. See omnystudio.com/li...
Breaking Down The Jacqui Situation On MAFS
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Of course there's more and more drama coming out of MAFS this year. There always is. This time it's about Jacqui wanting her partner, Ryan, to shave h...
Influencer Who Snatched A Baby Wombat Apologises
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It doesn't feel like a proper apology if there are 'ifs' and 'buts' in it, but maybe she does have a good point... Plus, Dua Lipa covers an amazing Au...
Sam Pang Joins Us Just Before His First Night Show!
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sam Pang Tonight is a new show our friend Pangy is launching and it airs tonight! Of course we had to get him in for a little chat beforehand. We've e...
Kanye West Releases New Song Featuring Diddy And Daughter North West
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And Kim Kardashian is saying she's going to have to get the lawyers involved. This is definitely going way too far. Plus, Millie Bobby Brown reveals j...
The ChrissieCast: Search For The Funny Bone Winner, Dave Thornton
16 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of The ChrissieCast, comedian and close friend, Dave Thornton joins us to share humorous and heartfelt reflections on his upbringing, ...
Benson Boone Says He 'Didn't Know Much About Taylor Swift'
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Surely everyone has heard about Taylor Swift at this point. It's almost impossible not to have. Plus, Chrissie is excited to try this new viral imposs...
Do You Have A Nickname You Don't Like?
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's gotten themselves a nickname at some point at either school or work. Maybe you were called "Radar" after you tried to eavesdrop on too many...
Have You Caught Your Parents Doing 'The Biz'
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's every child's worst nightmare. Think of the trauma that would cause. Or maybe you were young enough to where you didn't even realise what was hap...
Australia's Number One Dog Breed Has Been Revealed
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And we don't think it's the one you would have guessed. Plus, Michelle Obama reveals the biggest pet peeve she has about her husband.See omnystudio.co...
Do You Do Nothing While Working From Home?
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And you've gotta be honest about it. We think most people would just be laying down and taking it easy most days. Plus, surprise parking fine tickets ...
Calvin Harris Rebrands As A Country Musician
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He sounds and looks totally different now! Some people like it and some people don't. Always exciting to see a popular artist turning to a new page.Se...
Is The Real Housewives Of Melbourne Coming Back?!
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pettifleur seems to have had a run in with Chrissie recently. Luckily nothing ended up happening but she has decided to join us on the show to talk ab...
Wendy Williams Passes Her Psych Test
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Which is very good news for her! We're all a bit worried about our favourite queen. Plus, whose job is it to have to transcribe all of the PDA between...
Chrissie Reviews Meghan Markle's New Netflix Show
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our listeners also had a lot to say about "With Love, Meghan". Plus, we share our favourite song lyrics of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...
Everyone's Saying The Same Thing About Lady Gaga's New Song
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did you hear it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The ChrissieCast: Josh Reid Jones
09 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is a very special, personal episode. Very close friend, Josh Reid Jones joins us to talk about supporting friends even in the darkest tim...
Lady Gaga Reveals How Being Famous Has Affected Her
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Becoming famous is actually a form of trauma, and it seems as though it's affected Lady Gaga a fair amount. Plus, Curtis Stone reveals what dish he wo...
Are You A Little Bit Witchy?
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever had a premonition that ended up being true? You might have been touched by the mystic arts. Plus, Chrissie shares a story with a good ol...
Miguel Maestre Teaches Jack How To Own The Runway
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jack is going to be walking down the runway in Melbourne tonight and so we've brought in an expert to help him out. None other than the great Miguel M...
Jennifer Garner 'Deathly Afraid' Of Rekindling Romance With Ben Affleck
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Especially after that little video came out of both of them at paintball. But is this all just tabloid nonsense? Plus, a little peek into the new Megh...
What Did You Get For Free Because You Were Cute?
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Has a shopkeeper given you a free chocolate or has someone done something just because you were cute? This little boy called 911 for a donut emergency...
Justin Bieber Caught Smoking Out Of Bong
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're a little bit worried about Justin at the moment. It doesn't seem like things are going very well for him recently. Plus, Millie Bobby Brown hits...
The Wildest Airtasker Request
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes you're just too lazy to build your next piece of Ikea furniture. That's where Airtasker comes to save the day! Just get someone else to do i...
Peter Dutton Vows To End Work From Home
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the day we've all been dreading. No more laying in bed to read emails. Plus, we have got to discuss some of the outfit choices from the Oscars.Se...
Is Slipknot The Biggest Band In The World?
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you haven't heard of them... then that just proves the point we're trying to make here. Some people seem to heavily disagree with us on this one th...
Harry Styles Spotted Competing In Tokyo Marathon
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And completing it in a very respectable time as well! Who would've thought this man was good at absolutely everything. Plus, all the Oscars chat you n...
The ChrissieCast: Foodie Alice Zaslavsky
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you had a hard on for a herb? Raw dogged a potato? Whacked a knob of butter in a gash? Well the inuendo is spicy in this episode of The ChrissieC...
Jack Has A Secret And No, You're Not Going To Pick It
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
FESS UP, JACK!P.S. Happy Friday! What are we all doing this weekend?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Taylor Swift Has Big News To Announce On This Specific Date
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Easter egg PROS over here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Harry Potter Actor Calls Filming Of Classic Flicks 'Boring'
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EEEEEP!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Unlikely Actor Dubbed To Play Dumbledore
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We... don't know how we feel about this one.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Does Anyone Work Harder Than Nicole Kidman?
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Feels like the Aussie A-lister has a new acting project every week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Australia's Next Eurovision Representative Has Been Revealed
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How's the song??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are Partners Always Invited To Events With You?
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's got very different takes on if you can assume your partner is always invited somewhere with you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...
There’s Been A Major Gossip Girl Reunion At The SAG Awards
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And Sydney Sweeney reveals why she has delayed her wedding.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Best Viral Recipes You Need To Make ASAP
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Yum, yum, yum!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Rihanna Drops Major New Album News
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Plus, Lynne McGranger is leaving Home And Away after decades.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The ChrissieCast: Foodie Zacchary Bird
23 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I've never felt more hungry in a conversation than I have with vegan superstar chef Zacchary Bird. We discuss our favourite junk foods, family recipes...
Do You Identify As An Animal?
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As in properly think you are an animal. Some people love to wear cat ears and tails. Definitely not us though.... right? Plus, Chrissie has made a ver...
Fans Devastated As Neighbours Gets The Axe Yet Again
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It only just came back! And yet, Amazon has decided to pull the plug on Australia's favourite soap opera.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...
Has Someone Given You A Backhanded Compliment?
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've all gotten a compliment from someone at some point that then has you thinking... Was that a compliment or an insult??? Plus, we're all fired up ...
Drake Responds To ‘Staged’ Allegations About Spying Drone Video
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A drone has flown up to Drakes penthouse to spy on him, but fans aren't convinced this wasn't staged. Drake has come out to clear the air about it. Pl...
Have You Had To Take A Friendship Break?
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And do you think it's harder to take a break from a friendship or from a relationship? Surprisingly, it seems as though a friendship takes a lot more ...