The Christian O’Connell Show

MINI: Signs You're An Adult

18 May 2026

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The team discuss the signs they're an adult - from climbing ladders, life insurance to mopping the floors!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

MINI: Right Handed Golf Clubs

18 May 2026

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Christian’s caught in a Facebook Marketplace saga as Sarah sells his golf clubs for next to nothing… and then lists a gift he gave her. H...

MINI: Life-size Cutouts

17 May 2026

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Patsy manages to score a life-size cutout of Billie Eilish for her daughter. Listeners share their favorite life-sized cardboard cutouts from the good...

MINI: Fame In The Family

17 May 2026

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Alex shares his family link to the Siege of Tobruk, which sparks listeners to call in for "What's Your Fame In The Family?"See omnystudio.com/listener...

FULL: The Christian O'Connell Rusty Bucket

15 May 2026

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The whole show goes supersonic today as Christian and the team gear up for Top Gun’s 40th anniversary. The show kicks off with Double Thumbs Ups...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

14 May 2026

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The team chat through everything they’re loving on screen at the moment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: You Never Forget Your First... Celebrity Crush

14 May 2026

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Kicking off with Tombstone Texts - from Patsy accidentally launching “Woodgate” with her new neighbours to Rio proudly road‑testing...

MINI: Southampton FC Spygate

14 May 2026

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Christian discusses the recent controversy surrounding Southampton FC's intern who was caught spying on the opposing team's training session. Christia...

FULL: Katsu Stain Tears

13 May 2026

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Kicking off with Three Word Wednesday before the team unpacks last night’s Federal Budget with Budget Bingo! Plus, another round of Moving Big T...

MINI: Budget Bingo

12 May 2026

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We're counting down the mentions of the word "budget" in last night's budget. Listeners are challenged to guess how many times the word was said, with...

FULL: Hot Nonnas

12 May 2026

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Monday Winners & Losers kicks off with Patsy shaming Chris for wearing moccasins out of the house, Alex being reminded forever about his wife&rsqu...

MINI: She'll Be Right

11 May 2026

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Rio shares a wild story about his neighbor's trampoline Facebook Marketplace sale. The buyer transported it trampoline home in a questionable way. Chr...

FULL: Meatball Meltdown

11 May 2026

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The team recaps their Mother’s Day, with Patsy admitting she saw the Billie Eilish movie twice. Listeners jump in with the films they’ve w...

MINI: Welcome Intern Pete!

10 May 2026

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Christian is excited to welcome Intern Pete, a former key member of the Kyle and Jackie O show, to The Christian O'Connell Show! With a mix of humour ...

MINI: Mother's Day With Billie

10 May 2026

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Patsy's shares her Mother's Day with her daughter, including a thrilling experience watching Billie Eilish's 3D concert film, twice. See omnystud...

FULL: Does Your Mum Know You're Sharing That On National Radio

08 May 2026

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Big Friday Energy on The Christian O’Connell Show. Starting with Double Thumbs and Bright Side of the Weekend, Rio gambles on Aus Post deliverin...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

08 May 2026

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The Christian O'Connell show is back with Double Thumbs Up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: How Bout Them Puppies

07 May 2026

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The show begins with Tombstone Texts leading to a deep dive into eco‑friendly dishwashing sheets, before shifting to the World Cup dr...

MINI: Where To Watch The World Cup

06 May 2026

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Christian is joined by Alex to discuss the World Cup and the decision to not show the games at Federation Square in Melbourne. They're talking about t...

FULL: A State Of Befuddlement

06 May 2026

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We kick off with Three Word Week - Patsy becomes obsessed with her security‑camera neighbourhood watch, Alex unleashes Nerf‑gun mayhem, and Rio wi...

MINI: Coming Out Over Zoom

05 May 2026

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Rio recalls a Zoom call with his family, where they revealed his bisexuality, and the humorous reactions that followed. See omnystudio.com/listen...

FULL: That's A Sexy Pelican

05 May 2026

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Christian kicks things off with Monday Winners and Losers - Patsy scores front‑row tickets, Alex celebrates getting the wishbone and Christian gets ...

MINI: Florida Pelicans

04 May 2026

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Christian shares his encounter with a pelican in London and a funny exchange with someone from Florida about who's got the "fugly" or "gorgeous" pelic...

FULL: Ratio of Cordial to Water

04 May 2026

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Christian starts the morning questioning his star‑chart email, before diving into 3 Word Weekend. Retro Giveaways return with the great Cordial Cris...

MINI: Do Sydney Listeners Use Dryers?

03 May 2026

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In this episode, Christian O'Connell's Monday Menders share their weekend DIY triumphs and disasters. From fixing a spinning brush on a robot vacuum c...

FULL: Sara Lee's A Person!

01 May 2026

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We kick off with Double Thumbs Up and listeners jump in with their own recommendations, from The Boys to a Malcolm in the Middle reboot. Bright Side o...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

30 Apr 2026

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The Christian O'Connell show is back with Double Thumbs Up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Real Men Have Dry Hands

30 Apr 2026

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We kick off with Tombstone Texts, where Patsy's long‑gone cat Puss triggers a discussion about the lifespan of cats. Small Thing, Big Joy celebrates...

MINI: Tombstone Text

29 Apr 2026

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Tombstone Texts! What is the last text message you received that will be displayed on your tombstone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

FULL: Impressive Dumpster Fire

29 Apr 2026

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The show kicks off with 3 Word Week So Far, pelicans and retirement chat! The team also shares heartfelt parenting advice before getting into the sear...

MINI: Parenting Advice

28 Apr 2026

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Caleb, a new dad, asks for Christian's thoughts on being a parent. Christian reveals the importance of enjoying the journey, not just the milestones.&...

FULL: TV Money Must Be Nice

28 Apr 2026

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We kick off with cardboard‑cutout confessions - from Indiana Jones to the Bundaberg Bear - before diving into Monday Winner or Loser, where Alex los...

MINI: Signs You're An Adult

27 Apr 2026

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Priorities have shifted as you get older - from Friday nights out to bin night, which gets him excited. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

FULL: Love On The Roof

27 Apr 2026

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Three Word Weekend kicks things off with Christian keeping his Peloton streak alive, Patsy’s fire‑pit fail, Rio’s ANZAC Day two‑up win...

MINI: The Future's Bright

26 Apr 2026

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Christian had a call with a 19-year-old college radio enthusiast who's discovered the magic of radio. They talk about the importance of finding what s...

FULL: Viennetta Friday

24 Apr 2026

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Today we dive into the world of nostalgia with a massive giveaway of 50 Viennetta ice cream cakes. Listeners share their favorite childhood treats and...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

23 Apr 2026

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The Christian O'Connell show is back with Double Thumbs Up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: 50+ Men Don't Belong On Roofs

23 Apr 2026

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A spooky start to the show as Patsy has a real‑life ghost encounter in the radio station building. Then we dive into Tombstone Texts, Failed Proposa...

MINI: Ghost Of Richmond

22 Apr 2026

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Christian O'Connell's morning show takes an unexpected turn as Patsy shares a bizarre encounter with a mysterious woman in a white nightgown. She reco...

FULL: Own Your Inner Weirdo

22 Apr 2026

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We kick things off with 3 Word Week So Far before we dive into what everyone thought was “fancy” as a kid - from Vienetta and trampolines ...

MINI: Unscript - The Radical Act Of Being Yourself

21 Apr 2026

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Christian's new book, Unscript: The Radical Act Of Being Yourself, which explores the importance of genuine connection in our lives. He talks about ho...

MINI: 3 Word Week So Far

21 Apr 2026

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Christian shares his own experience of starting a morning workout routine at 4 am, despite feeling miserable, to tackle his health goals. He talks abo...

FULL: Analogue Mopping

21 Apr 2026

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Monday Winners and Losers kicks off with Rio finally caught by the dentist, Patsy recovering from a car break in, Alex battling the new school term an...

MINI: Strange Things In Someones House

20 Apr 2026

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Ever walked into someone's house and thought "what the hell is that?" or "why do you have that?" well then this is the segment for you! See omnys...

FULL: I Am Not A Dot

20 Apr 2026

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First show back after the Easter Break! 3 Word Weekend delivers everything from Rio’s “Not My Holiday” to Pats’ “A Urine...

MINI: 3 Word Weekend

19 Apr 2026

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We're back with our 3 Word Weekend Stories! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: 3 Word Weekend

12 Apr 2026

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Christian O'Connell shares a hilarious and relatable story about a chaotic weekend in Sydney, where he got separated from his phone at the airport and...

MINI: What Are The Odds?!

09 Apr 2026

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Christian O'Connell's show on Gold is back with more incredible stories for What Are The Odds?! The show returns Monday April 20th! See omnystudi...

MINI: Animals Took A Dislike

08 Apr 2026

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Christian shares some wild animal encounters from his past. The guys also hear from listeners about their own encounters with animals that didn't take...

MINI: Fame In The Family

07 Apr 2026

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On the Christian O'Connell show, Christian chats with a listener about their family's incredible history. Rio, shares a family story of his own, claim...

FULL: Sir Nan A Lot

02 Apr 2026

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A huge pre Easter show today! Double Thumbs Up delivered fresh recommendations, Pump Man returned with more fuel giveaways and we looked ahead to the ...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

01 Apr 2026

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Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Yearning For Lobster

31 Mar 2026

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The show kicked off with a strong 3 Word Week So Far and rolled straight into another round of Punny Business brilliance. Plus, we launched Sound...

MINI: Sounds Of Australia

31 Mar 2026

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Christian O'Connell's morning show is a must-listen, and today's topic is a ripper. He's talking about one of Australia's most iconic speeches, and yo...

FULL: Risk It For A Biscuit

31 Mar 2026

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Monday Winners & Losers returned with Pats’ texting teen troubles, Rio’s rotten figs and the mystery of why Easter is on a different d...

MINI: Are You Interested In A Breakfast Show?

30 Mar 2026

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A hospital visit that turned into a lovely encounter with a listener over a cup of tea and some biscuits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

FULL: A Mid Life Crisis Out Loud

29 Mar 2026

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The show kicked off with 3 Word Weekend which delivered everything from gutter‑cleaning disasters to Christian learning life is better when your tea...

MINI: Cinema Encounter

29 Mar 2026

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Christian recounts a wild encounter with an elderly couple, Malcolm and his wife, at an Elvis movie. As Christian tries to enjoy the film, Malcolm sta...

MINI: 3 Word Weekend

29 Mar 2026

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Christian shares a personal story about his weekend, where he questioned whether following his favorite team was worth the stress and emotional roller...

FULL: Quality Dick Van Dyke

27 Mar 2026

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In this episode of the Christian O'Connell Show, Christian and the team discuss the ups and downs of the week, from the Easter Show giveaway to the ch...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

26 Mar 2026

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Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Last Video Store on Earth

26 Mar 2026

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Christian reminisces about the old days of video stores and announces the launch of the "Last Video Store on Earth". Listeners can browse a collection...

MINI: Tombstone Texts

25 Mar 2026

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In this episode, Patsy shares a terrifying dream about a Dracula figure, which she vividly describes as a presence in her bedroom. The hosts delve int...

FULL: Da Pang

25 Mar 2026

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Patsy prepped for her big book launch while the team kicked off 3 Word Week So Far with gems like “Slashed By Grater,” “Code Brown E...

MINI: 3 Word Week So Far

24 Mar 2026

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Christian O'Connell's three-word weeks so far is Sayinara Father's Day. In this episode, Christian talks about his daughter's upcoming trip to Japan, ...

FULL: The Hungarian Paprika

24 Mar 2026

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Rio kicked off as a Monday Winner after “acquiring” rose bushes from a neighbour, while Christian had already powered through a full morni...

MINI: Things That Make You Go Grrr

23 Mar 2026

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Christian shares his pet peeves, starting with fake customer service reps who don't follow through on their promises. And Patsy is frustrated with poo...

FULL: Operation Meat Tray

23 Mar 2026

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Christian kicks off the morning with a rant about fuel prices before we dive into 3 Word Weekend, f We pay tribute to Chuck Norris, share your st...

MINI: Operation Meat Tray

23 Mar 2026

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In this episode, we're talking about a wild ride in the radio world. Christian shares a hilarious story about how their show's first radio ratings cam...

MINI: Chuck Norris

22 Mar 2026

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In this episode, Christian O'Connell shares personal stories about his childhood heroes, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. He talks about the iconic posters...

FULL: They Don't Make Men Like This Anymore

20 Mar 2026

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Christian’s gearing up to meet his daughter’s new boyfriend (with strict instructions for no shenanigans), Patsy is preparing for a m...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

19 Mar 2026

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Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Have You Got A Howler?

19 Mar 2026

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We dive into a big round of Tombstone Texts, the Name Game As In, relive the glory days of video shops, and officially launch The Last Video Shop on E...

MINI: ROBBIE WILLIAMS Interview

18 Mar 2026

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Christian O'Connell chats with Robbie Williams about life's ups and downs. They start with a funny story about Christian doing shoulder exercises on l...

FULL: The Christian O'Connell Show - Classic Throwbacks

18 Mar 2026

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Christian is away today, so we’re rolling out a collection of classic throwbacks - from What Did You Believe As a Kid? to Christian’s...

MINI: Do Paramedics Steal Shoes?

17 Mar 2026

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We're diving into three stories that'll get your goat, from a paramedic's shoe-throwing prank to a viral clip of a chair-hitting incident. We're also ...

MINI: Moving To London After One Date

17 Mar 2026

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Christian delves into a heartwarming love story about a couple who met in Canada and are now getting married in Sydney.  How did you meet your pa...

FULL: Best Bits Of The Christian O'Connell Show

17 Mar 2026

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Christian is away today, so we’ve pulled together a stack of the show’s best bits - from Things That Make You Go Grrr, to a chaotic round ...

MINI: Why Are You Called That

16 Mar 2026

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In this episode, Christian O'Connell chats with his listeners about their names and the stories behind them. Hear from people with unique and often hu...

FULL: Nudists In A Greek Cave

16 Mar 2026

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Caitlin is back from her wedding and we dive straight into 3 Word Weekend - Christian sitting next to Theo Walcott at the footy, Rio hosting the ...

MINI: Rio's Heated Rivalry Look A Like Competition

15 Mar 2026

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producer Rio's latest adventure takes a wild turn as he recounts his experience at the Heated Rivalry lookalike competition. From the chaotic crowd to...

FULL: Innuendo Friday

12 Mar 2026

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We kick off with the Bright Side of the Weekend. From Christian’s boys’ fishing trip to Patsy’s International Women’s Day Q&am...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

12 Mar 2026

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Looking for something to occupy you this weekend? Hear the team's Double Thumbs Up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MINI: Hawthorn Players Media Frenzy

12 Mar 2026

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Christian O'Connell dives into the latest controversy surrounding two AFL stars who've been making headlines for all the wrong reasons. He shares his ...

FULL: The Biscoff Storm

12 Mar 2026

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Christian and the team dive into the topic of growing up in the 90s. They share hilarious stories about their childhood to sneaking into clubs with fa...

MINI: Last text on your phone

11 Mar 2026

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Christian O'Connell shares some of the most recent text messages on his phone, showcasing the ups and downs of life. From his wife's plea to find thei...

FULL: The Sandwich Club

11 Mar 2026

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We dive into your best 3 Word Week texts, plus Rio’s ongoing battle with… too many figs. Plus, an emergency edition of Nominati...

MINI: 90s in One Line

10 Mar 2026

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Christian O'Connell's chatting about growing up in the nineties. They're reminiscing about the good old days when life was simpler, and technology was...

FULL: Garlic Snobs

09 Mar 2026

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The team dives into Monday Winner or Loser, with Christian battling a cloned credit card while Patsy celebrates the rare joy of a Mr Whippy van. ...

MINI: Garlic or Jarlic?

09 Mar 2026

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In this episode of the Christian O'Connell Show, we dive into a fun conversation about everyday frustrations. Patsy shares a hilarious story about his...

MINI: How Are Rainbows Made?

09 Mar 2026

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Christian O'Connell's morning show takes a heartwarming turn as he shares a lovely encounter with a dad explaining a rainbow to his kids on the beach....

FULL: The Studio Ghost

08 Mar 2026

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Christian invites listeners to share their "weakest claim to fame."  Plus, dream dinner party guests, ghost stories and your motivational movies ...

FULL: The Radio Lee

06 Mar 2026

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Bright Side of the Weekend kicks things off with anniversary celebrations and Caitlin’s wedding countdown.  Plus, Rio outs his sister in hi...

MINI: Double Thumbs Up

05 Mar 2026

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The Christian O'Connell show is back with Double Thumbs Up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL: Stain Remover

05 Mar 2026

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The show’s centrepiece becomes Christian’s battle with a Sharpie stain on his couch, culminating in a rescue mission from stain removal le...

MINI: Saved By Shannon Lush

04 Mar 2026

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This morning on the Christian O'Connell show, Christian shares a hilarious story about a Sharpie pen mishap at home. He's got a stain on the couch fro...

MINI: Duke of Edinburgh

04 Mar 2026

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Patsy shares a hilarious story about her daughter's Duke of Edinburgh award experience, where she had to complete three activities: volunteering, deve...

FULL: Cereal Boy

04 Mar 2026

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A chaotic mid‑week show! Christian catches Rio eating cereal in an all staff meeting, 3 Word Week delivers everything from school ransom notes to th...

MINI: What Are The Odds

03 Mar 2026

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We're diving into some wild stories of coincidence and chance on this episode of the Christian O'Connell show. Kim shares a hilarious tale of a bus tr...

FULL: Especially The Ladies

03 Mar 2026

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Caitlin’s final show before her wedding turns into a hilarious deep dive into table cloth budgets, table seating positions and how much the team...