The Christian O’Connell Show

Because Of The Prostitutes

25 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The epic battle between Christian and our Music Director Chris concludes, but not without a public battle on air! Plus we hear the truth about Pats' b...

Came Down From Space (Heaven)

25 Oct 2018

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Christian hears epic stories of the gigs your parents took you to, plus we try to work out exactly how the pyramids were made (in a world with no Goog...

Carry My Ass Up To Bed

23 Oct 2018

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Christian manages to reunite former band members who haven't spoken to each other in years, in the hope that they will reunite to play the gig of a li...

I'm Becoming Good Friends With A Mushroom Dealer

23 Oct 2018

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With entries pouring in for Christian's ONE LAST DREAM, we speak to a few ex band members who would be excited to take on this chance. Plus, we speak ...

Ladies And Gentlemen, Bungalow

22 Oct 2018

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Christian, Jack and Pats had a lovely night at the Australian Commercial Radio Awards - but the boys have a bit of a gripe with Pats! Plus, Christian ...

Hot In The Day, Cold In The Night

18 Oct 2018

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While giving away the last VIP tickets to Phil Collins, the studio descends into madness (again!) and, Christian opens up about what truly bothers him...

I Strongly Stress, This Is A Rumour

18 Oct 2018

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Christian is creating a new Melbourne itinerary for the Royals' visit with help from the listeners, and we hear some pretty interesting stories as we ...

If You Would Rather Watch TV Than Root, You Are Doing It Wrong

17 Oct 2018

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Christian explores two of the most perplexing items found for our Facebook Marketplace Bingo, and is still hunting for someone who's old band want to ...

He's Dead Now, He Was Pushed.

16 Oct 2018

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Christian heard some of the most creative tries from listeners at winning tickets throughout the show, plus, in another massive 5 Topic Tuesday, we re...

Young Jedi Is Looking For Yoda

14 Oct 2018

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Christian tells us about his very first Aussie barbecue experience - and he has one major gripe... Plus Christian, Jack and Pats have it out live on a...

Explain Why 'X Squared Equals 0' Only Has One Solution But 'X Squared Equals 1' Has Two.

11 Oct 2018

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Christian challenged listeners to offer him something, in return for the final Eagles tickets, and we find out what happened when Christian went home ...

Soggy Daddy

11 Oct 2018

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Christian gets absolutely sprung by his wife, when he thought she wouldn't be listening, and we discover our most favourite At Work Timewaster ever. P...

Take Your Speedos Off

09 Oct 2018

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Christian tackles the big questions today and asks listeners: Why do dogs smell each other's butts? Plus Christian brings up something he's been avoid...

Are You Ready to Give us a Lick?

08 Oct 2018

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Christian challenges his listeners to another massive 5 Topic Tuesday, and we make fans work for a chance at winning the hottest Eagles tickets in tow...

A Soft 'The'

08 Oct 2018

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Christian is back! We catch up and find out what he got up to while he was home sick, and we give away our first tickets to the Eagles in a unique fas...

Angel Poo

01 Oct 2018

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Christian tells us of the tragic moment he gave away his Golden Grand Final ticket, and all about the very INTERESTING thing he did instead... Plus we...

Cher, Not Cher

27 Sep 2018

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Christian challenges Hamish McLachlan to the very last Phrase That Pays of the year, at the 2018 AFL Grand Final. Plus, we hear Jack's best of the wee...

Boss Eyed Eagle

26 Sep 2018

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It doesn't get any crazier than this... Christian found 2 AFL superfans crazy enough to get 2018 Premiers tattoos BEFORE the Grand Final - hear it unf...

Get Me Out Of Shelter

25 Sep 2018

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Christian enlists two crazy listeners to do something unbelievable ahead of the AFL Grand Final... plus we attack another massive 5 Topic Tuesday. We ...

Hello Mr Magpie

24 Sep 2018

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Christian reveals the big winner of his inaugural Gran Final, plus we also get to see the video capturing all of the action from the day. We also find...

Granbling

21 Sep 2018

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Christian has his sights set upon creating radio chaos, but sadly Producer Becks lets him down. The show must go on; we wish all our Grans good luck f...

Good Morning Patrick

20 Sep 2018

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Christian speaks with a psychic who reveals how she thinks Saturday's big Gran Final will pan out, and we hear some of the best stories about meeting ...

Hairy Wrinkler

19 Sep 2018

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Christian sends Jack out to the streets on a very important mission, and we speak to our skydiver in the lead up to Christian's GRAN FINAL this weeken...

No More Fishing Today

18 Sep 2018

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Christian is lost for words when the trophy for his Gran Final is revealed, and we hear some crazy stories from you for 5 Topic Tuesday. Plus Christia...

Sleepy McSleephead

17 Sep 2018

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We hear Christian's three word weekend, and find out why there's already Christmas talk in Pats' house. Plus, Christian finds out more about our Drive...

Nobody Knows What It's Like To be The Batman

14 Sep 2018

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Christian explores some hilarious misheard song lyrics, and we hear more hilarious attempts of Phil Collins' iconic drum fill. Plus, Christian is conv...

Can You Kick A Football Out Of A Plane?

13 Sep 2018

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We find out which TV show theme best describes your life, and hear some more hilarious, and some terrible vocal renditions of Phil Collins' iconic dru...

Fresh Grans

12 Sep 2018

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Christian takes on the first ever 5 Topic WEDNESDAY, and we hear more of your favourite punny businesses. Plus we meet a new Gran in the lead up to Ch...

How Many Phils?

11 Sep 2018

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Christian shares his shopping list for the Gran Final; what we still need for the big day, plus the one and only Adam Hills joins Christian to tell hi...

The Dog's Got Eczema

10 Sep 2018

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Christian speaks with a legendary AFL Gran, Jeanette Dangerfield, and we find out what caused him to skip his regular Sunday afternoon nap... Plus Chr...

Pooped Out A Couple Of Kids

07 Sep 2018

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Christian confronts an AFL legend about his coaching skills, and we give away a whopping $10,000 to a potty mouthed listener! Plus we get a call from ...

Quattro Formaggi

06 Sep 2018

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Christian finds out what is the worst place to have a hangover, and we discover an emotive new isolated track. Plus, with Hamish McLachlan's help, Chr...

Sing it For Melbourne!

05 Sep 2018

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Christian's song, is out now and available for you to buy on iTunes! All profits raised are being donated to the Starlight Foundation. Plus we hear fr...

Iced VoVo Mel Gibson?

04 Sep 2018

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Christian presents our song, Sing It For Melbourne, to Lord Mayor Sally Capp, plus we take on another massive 5 Topic Tuesday. Also, Christian teases ...

Let Pegasus Fly

03 Sep 2018

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Christian tells us about his best Father's Day ever, and we hear how he embarrassed himself at the gym. Plus we continue our search to find the Ultima...

Can I Say Animal Urine?

31 Aug 2018

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Christian tells us about the calamity that was him getting taught to kick a footy by a Brownlow and Premiership player, and we are on the hunt for Mel...

Metal Dragon, No!

30 Aug 2018

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Christian persuades the team to admit who their TV crushes were growing up, and announces that the his hilarious Gran Final is officially going ahead....

The Jackstabber

29 Aug 2018

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It turns out everyone has a secret rapper name... and Christian tells Jack and Pats about a little idea he's had about Grand Final time here in Melbou...

Protect The Clay Animals

28 Aug 2018

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After a full moon, we don't know what we're going to get from Christian, Jack and Patrina! Christian takes calls on 'Punny' business names, and tells ...

The Moment Had Passed

27 Aug 2018

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Christian tells us about the worst house guest ever from the weekend, and we catch up with Hamish McLachlan to hear how he delivered the Phrase That P...

This Show Is Doomed.

24 Aug 2018

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Christian tells us about his continuing struggle with using Deep Heat after a gym injury... let's just say a very tender area was affected. Plus we he...

Dick and his Two Swingers

23 Aug 2018

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Christian has challenged everyone - he thinks nobody will be able to guess his song in the Early Morning Game... Plus we delve into another isolated t...

Christian O'Connell Chats With Australian Music Legend Jimmy Barnes

22 Aug 2018

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It's not every day that rock royalty like Jimmy walks into the GOLD104.3 studio! Catch up with Christian's full interview with the one and only Jimmy ...

Message Me, Cartoon Daddy

22 Aug 2018

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Christian and Jack have discussion about Andy Lee's haemorrhoids, and later hold live auditions for singers for our Melbourne Anthem, plus Christian i...

Steve Guttenberg is in Tears

21 Aug 2018

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It's our 50th show! Christian spends a little while working out the maths of it all, and we take on the massive 5 Topic Tuesday. Plus Christian gets a...

Ribbed, for your Musical Pleasure

20 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Christian talks us through a Revenge Poo incident, and tells us how some special alone time with his wife was rudely interrupted. Plus we hear a littl...

Half Decent

17 Aug 2018

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Christian was utterly blown away by the sheer power of Jimmy Barnes' voice, plus we challenge Hamish McLachlan to the most annoying Phrase That Pays e...

DIY PI

16 Aug 2018

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We find out more about Jack's epic Melbourne anthem, and also hear quite possibly the most annoying song ever written. Plus Christian discusses small ...

Kill Me, I'm In Heaven

15 Aug 2018

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After getting an official blessing from the Lord Mayor of Melbourne, Christian's commissioned Jack to write an original song all about Melbourne - sin...

Her Loss, Your Gain

14 Aug 2018

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Christian gets the work experience kids into the studio, and take on a massive 5 Topic Tuesday. Plus we learn something very unique about wombats...Se...

World's Most Comfortable Bed Sheets

13 Aug 2018

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Christian shares what's been happening in his new WhatsApp group, and learns about the crazy world of 'Coles Little Shop'. Plus another inexplicable t...

0487 098 422

10 Aug 2018

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Christian gave out his phone number live on air this morning, and wants to hear from YOU. Plus we set another challenge for Hamish McLachlan.See omnys...

Brothers From A Different Mother

09 Aug 2018

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Christian and the team are just thrilled with the school photos, and we hear some of the best Timewasters to date!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Pressed out of Existence

08 Aug 2018

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Christian tries to get the truth out of a professional Dry Cleaner, and we receive a very interesting email discovering Patrina's subconscious identit...

Ideal Gift For Someone Who's Recently Lost A Leg

07 Aug 2018

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Christian shares his favourite items spotted on Facebook Marketplace, and we take on the massive FIVE TOPIC TUESDAY challenge, to see if our listeners...

My Dad Killed Hitler

06 Aug 2018

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Christian hears Jack's brand new game and then tells us about how he lied to a bunch of children over the weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Get To The Whopper

03 Aug 2018

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A show packed with hilarious special guests and friends of the show, Hamish & Andy, and a little ghost with a musical penchant.See omnystudio.com/list...

Thor. God of Luggage.

02 Aug 2018

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Christian sends Jack out on a ghostbustin' mission and we find out that Christian has much more in common with a Dumb and Dumber cast member than we k...

Champagne Commentary

31 Jul 2018

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Christian breaks radio rules and takes on the EPIC Five Topic Tuesday, and we get to the bottom of Jack's supernatural early morning experience...See ...

It Had Ears

30 Jul 2018

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Jack tells us about Christian's very first encounter with a WILD Australian animal... and Christian takes some time to talk about R U OK Day.See omnys...

Prison Masseuse

27 Jul 2018

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Christian introduces a new game and we hear Jack sing the week, plus Christian decides what the next Phrase That Pays is for Hamish...See omnystudio.c...

The Ghost of Patrick Swayze

26 Jul 2018

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Christian is floored to find out about someone lurking around the office, and we hear an interesting email about Jack's family!See omnystudio.com/list...

That's Not The Only Sad Thing

25 Jul 2018

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Christian is back, and feeling the love. Jack brings some real comedy to the show, we find out why Christian got especially sweaty at the boxing gym.S...

A Message From Christian

24 Jul 2018

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Here is a short message from Christian...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trombones And Triangles

23 Jul 2018

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Christian accidentally created a very awkward moment for his daughters over the weekend, and catches up with Hamish McLachlan to find out how the late...

Felix! - A Life In Music

20 Jul 2018

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We end another stellar week by taking your song requests and paying your fines! Plus we farewell Producer Nick in the most perfect way...See omnystudi...

Sauna Or Kids

19 Jul 2018

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After hearing how Christian went on The Project, we hear Jack's protest song. Plus, Christian officially launches his very own Movie Club!See omnystud...

Something Of The Bum

18 Jul 2018

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We find out that Jack really loves oysters, we hire an official show Doctor, and give some office staff their 15 seconds of fame!See omnystudio.com/li...

Clues Are Balls, Balls Are Clues

17 Jul 2018

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Jack has worked on improving his new early morning game, and Christian challenges his listeners to take on another Five Topic Tuesday!See omnystudio.c...

Step Dog

16 Jul 2018

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Christian breaks the record books in Melbourne, by giving away $10 to every caller that went to air. Plus, Jack shows off his brand new early morning ...

$10,010

13 Jul 2018

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Christian forked out money out of his own pocket for today's show, and then was forced to storm out of the studio in frustration.See omnystudio.com/li...

It's Not Coming Home

12 Jul 2018

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Today was a big day for any English football fan. A day of heartbreak. A day... to not come home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nought Point Eight Per Cent

11 Jul 2018

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Everyone's little bit dusty after celebrating yesterday, which made for a hilarious show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Breaking The Golden Rule of Radio

10 Jul 2018

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Christian found out how Jack really feels about him, and throws out the Radio 101 handbook...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beer With Ginger

09 Jul 2018

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Christian and the team are back after a short break and not everyone is PUMPED about England's World Cup campaign.See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

In The Bin

29 Jun 2018

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What a day. We had listeners bring in their vinyls to play out across the Melbourne airwaves, plus it was Christian's turn to sing a song...See omnyst...

Ooh Mrs Miggins

28 Jun 2018

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Today was a historic day, the first day in who knows how long that GOLD104.3 played vinyl on air! Plus comedian Ross Noble drops by to help Christian ...

2-0

27 Jun 2018

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Jack tries to spend the entire show without knowing the result of the Socceroos match, and we celebrate the wonderful day Christian had yesterday with...

Ungrouse

26 Jun 2018

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We try to improve our score for the Early Morning Game, and prep Christian for one of the biggest events of his life - opening the new office kitchen!...

Deep Heat On My Dandenong

25 Jun 2018

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Jack's made some changes to The Early Morning Game, and we review how Hamish went in his weekend challenge. Plus Christian needs help finding friends...

Flying Monkeys

22 Jun 2018

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TGIF! Jack blesses us with his best song yet, and Christian thinks too many things at once, and the result is hilarious.See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Dad Ate My Homework

21 Jun 2018

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It's a croc off! We put two Aussie crocodiles up against each other to correctly predict the winner of the Australia v Denmark World Cup match. Plus C...

It's Judgement Day

20 Jun 2018

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Today is the day. Christian announces the AFL team that has won his love and support.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doctor Ring

19 Jun 2018

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Christian hears from the Western Bulldogs, the last AFL team to seduce him  to become a supporter,  plus we hear more lame claims to fame and about...

Penthouse Pets

18 Jun 2018

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Another AFL legend presented a strong case for Christian's support, and Jack impressed us with a brand new game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Christine O'Connell

15 Jun 2018

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Jack walks out of the show early, but not before performing his weekly musical masterpiece.  No warts were discussed in the recording of this podcast...

R-Rated Alice in Wonderland

14 Jun 2018

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Today legendary Hawthorn coach Alastair Clarkson gives his boys a massive plug, plus Christian & Jack test out Tumbles as our World Cup Predict-a-Pet....

Plugs For Mugs

13 Jun 2018

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We need your mugs as there is an office wide shortage! Plus Billy Miller from The Ferrets tries to get Christian on the Saints' bandwagon.See omnyst...

Tears Of A Gypsy

12 Jun 2018

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Call for help, we've been poisoned! Plus we are treated to some more art by Jack, and Carlton Football Club Legend Stephen 'Sticks' Kernahan tries to ...

The Reluctant Breakfast Show

11 Jun 2018

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We are in on a public holiday! What a team!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Treason

08 Jun 2018

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Jack spoils us with not one but two songs for today's show, and Christian speed dates with another AFL Captain, Dyson Heppell.See omnystudio.com/liste...

The Maltese Falcon

07 Jun 2018

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We received a very interesting voicemail about the show, plus Christian gets seduced by Melbourne Demons coach Simon Goodwin, as he continues to resea...

Cotchin Factor

06 Jun 2018

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Jack shows off his artistic side, Christian begins his journey to choose an AFL team, with some speed dating, and to top it all off, makes someone $10...

North Korean Penguins

05 Jun 2018

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Less mistakes and technical errors for Christian's second show, but he needs help finding the perfect AFL team to follow, as Jack has not delivered......

No Need To Call Back

04 Jun 2018

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It was a wild first show for Christian O'Connell here at Melbourne's GOLD104.3, but we made it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Testing testing... Can you hear us?

31 May 2018

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We are getting ready to launch the new show! Make sure you've subscribed to The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast so you don't miss anythign!...