The Christian O’Connell Show

Silence! Or I Will Kill You

10 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Christian goes head-to-head with Pats over the Royals Family, Melbourne's craziest teachers are revealed and Crawf comes on just hours after The Footy...

Parrot Armpits

09 May 2019

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Introducing...The Debbie O'Connell Show! Christian finds out what bizarre knick-knacks you've kept from high school woodwork classes and turns out peo...

Escalator to Heaven

08 May 2019

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Today on the show, Christian can't get over Egg Girl's spectacular failure, Uber drivers shamelessly namedrop their most famous riders, and listeners ...

Camilla's in the Mist

07 May 2019

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It's Royal Baby Day, which means only one thing - are they going to name him Trevor, or Alan? And Melburnians reveal the awkward moments they saw thei...

Michael Chewbacca

06 May 2019

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Christian's daughter saw mums behaving badly at the Billie Eilish concert, and he begins his search for Melbourne's gnarliest lawn after Crawf loses h...

Prescription Windscreen

03 May 2019

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Christian doesn't trust an elderly couple from Melbourne who "accidentally" signed for a package full of drugs, and one of our listeners loses their m...

Craigena and Waynette

02 May 2019

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Christian regrets asking about people's embarrassing injuries, and what happens when baby names go rogue!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Bernie

01 May 2019

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On the show today: a family with 15 kids, a lubrication specialist and we've got a flight attendant with some VERY important boarding calls.See omnyst...

The Man Who Introduced Tea To Sri Lanka

30 Apr 2019

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Today's show features Nicholas Cage singing. You can thank us later.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will It Fit In The Alcove?

29 Apr 2019

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Everything seems to be about size today..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eyebrow Wigs

26 Apr 2019

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Christian feels he has been ripped off by his own daughter & Jack's had a fight over the dishwasher.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

A Little Bit Of Shovel Work

24 Apr 2019

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The story of Pats' average (at best) Anzac biscuits.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ironically They Died

23 Apr 2019

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We are back after some holiday time and Christian has tales from another land.. called Queensland.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Budgie Cemetery

12 Apr 2019

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It's the last show before we go on a mini-break but don't stress, things got a little strange today..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

The Hope That Kills You

11 Apr 2019

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Christian wonders...what have you got your head stuck in? And Crawf spins some terrific yarns about the Blue Light Ball and Buddy Franklin.See omnystu...

I Used To Own a Death Star

10 Apr 2019

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Jack is going for his first ever ride in a convertible and Christian is doing his best to make him as nervous as humanly possible.See omnystudio.com/l...

Mr Simon

09 Apr 2019

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How did one of Christian's listeners get stuck in a charity clothes bin? And what went wrong when Christian met Aussie TV legend Shaun Micallef?See om...

Age Shaming

08 Apr 2019

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Is Christian having a mid-life crisis? And we find out all of the worst injuries your kids gave you (some of them are pretty full on!)See omnystudio.c...

Booby Jail

05 Apr 2019

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It's Christian's birthday (on Sunday). What surprises do the team have in store?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mangy Post

04 Apr 2019

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There were some misty eyes as Christian and the team recalled the movies that made them cry, and Jack misses out on the ride of a lifetime!See omnystu...

The Werribee Dog Mumbler

03 Apr 2019

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Christian catches up with the 4.5-million-dollar man Ryan, Pats reveals her superpower to the world and the at-work timewaster is one of the best ever...

Strong Boy

02 Apr 2019

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Christian has a $4.5 million dollar prize to give away - but it doesn't necessarily go as planned...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Amateur Matador

01 Apr 2019

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Christian is back from Tasmania and we are still recovering from just how many pairs of shoes also went on the trip..See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Mum Won't Let Us Channel The Demons

29 Mar 2019

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Christian's about to head off to Tasmania on a holiday, and he's getting increasingly worried about leaving his kids with Jack...See omnystudio.com/li...

Illegal Hoon Gathering

28 Mar 2019

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Uh oh...Christian spilled his drink all over the faders (aka the radio machine) - will the show survive??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Love Breeds Love

27 Mar 2019

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Introducing Christian's GOLDdigger radio dating service, the only dating service brave enough to ask the question 'what happens if you put two complet...

Don't Throw Me Under The Show

26 Mar 2019

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A listener with five goats and a 25-year-old whose Dad still won't let his girlfriend sleep in the house - Melbourne's got some eccentric characters!S...

Toe Jam

25 Mar 2019

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Christian learns about Port Adelaide FC's new dating app and wants to try his own and comedy freestyle-rapper Abandoman blows us all away.See omnystud...

Christian O'Connell's Full, Unedited Chat With Ricky Gervais

22 Mar 2019

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Ricky joined Christian for an unforgettable hour of radio, and we've got the full, unedited version just for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Me, Christian or Jack

21 Mar 2019

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It's Ricky Gervais Day! Ricky joins Christian for a sensational hour of radio and Pats has some news from the Bryan Adams concert...See omnystudio.com...

Postcard from The Rod Laver Arena

21 Mar 2019

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All the juicy goss from Pat's highly-anticipated interview with Bryan Adams, plus footy shaman Shane Crawford straps on his boots for his Christian O'...

Piggyback Mountain

20 Mar 2019

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Can Pats navigate her way through Christian's quiz to earn an interview with Bryan Adams? And who's the newest addition to the Christian O'Connell Bre...

Pervert Possums

19 Mar 2019

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Christian and Jack are back after taking yesterday off sick! Christian reveals one of the worst movies of all time, finds out that pretty much everyon...

Thank You

14 Mar 2019

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Just when you thought Melbourne couldn't give any more, Christian's amazing listeners dug deep again to finish off Listener Pat's incredible $10,000 d...

Patrick's Pay it Forward

14 Mar 2019

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A stranger walked into our office with an envelope full of $10,000. Here's the incredible story of 'Patrick's Pay It Forward'.See omnystudio.com/liste...

Melbourne's Number 1 Breakfast Show (between 9 and 10am)

12 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Can Christian's incredible listeners get three-year-old Rheegan the $20'000 to get him a Smart Pup?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Puppy Power

12 Mar 2019

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We're back after the long weekend and Christian's trying to sort out how to raise $20,000 to get a Smart Pup for Rheegan, a three-year-old living with...

Damp Dog Candle

08 Mar 2019

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Peter Logan goes Aeroschuting, listeners Trump-ify their names and Christian's wallet is lost and found!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Hector Time

07 Mar 2019

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Everyone is suddenly a bit more nervous after finding out that nobody knows CPR and listeners reveal their deepest, darkest secrets for 'Don't Judge M...

Hello Stranger

06 Mar 2019

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It's Pats' 20th wedding anniversary, but Christian got wayyyy more than he bargained for with his 'How Well Do You Know Your Husband' quiz.See omnystu...

We Were Told Premium Seating

05 Mar 2019

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Christian meets a woman photoshopping dogs into yoga positions, another lady terrorised by children while dressed as a hamburger and another one who w...

French For Something In French

04 Mar 2019

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Jack unveils his brand new 'Monday-themed' theme song, Christian digs up old horror stories from school panther and we announce our next movie club!Se...

Live The Show

28 Feb 2019

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It's the end of Feb Fast which can only mean one thing: Brendan The Beer Man is bringing in his first ever home brew to crack open. We also try to do ...

The Peter Logan Effect

27 Feb 2019

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It's fair to say Peter's had a transformational effect on us and our listeners - whether that be our attitude to life or simply taking the damn screen...

The Peter Logan Breakfast Show

27 Feb 2019

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The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show made way for The Peter Logan Breakfast Show this morning. Peter was diagnosed with bowel cancer in December 201...

Thank You For Coming

26 Feb 2019

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Does the Pope have a mobile? Are personalised number plates socially acceptable? And just who is...The Backflip Kid? All of these very important quest...

Don't Pee Your Pants In My Seat

25 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Christian's got Oscars fever with Oscar-themed time-wasters and misheard lyrics. PLUS a huge announcement as Christian gets a new co-host for Wednesda...

Eminem On Ice

22 Feb 2019

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A bit of sport chat before the weekend: breakdancing could be at the 2024 Olympics, AFLX kicks off and Christian doesn't quite know how to feel about ...

78% Bogan

21 Feb 2019

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Christian's daughter walked in on him naked doing something ~very weird~ with a hairdryer and the poor thing might never be the same again. We also fi...

Search Continues

20 Feb 2019

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'Stormie The Singing Dog' comes into the studio to show off his pipes, we build a body with body part surnames and Boston's isolated vocals blew us aw...

My Winking Dog

18 Feb 2019

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Today we meet Shane whose knee gives a new meaning to 'Rainman', five topic Tuesday extracts a hilarious Hugh Grant story, and the terrifying return o...

You Lose Your Balls

18 Feb 2019

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We catch up on everybody's bonkers weekend, Christian's petrified of virtual reality and we unleash Elton-oke onto the unsuspecting universe!See omnys...

Mama Bhagwani

15 Feb 2019

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Guilty as charged! We had a courtroom artist come in to sketch the gang, and as you might've predicted, chaos ensued.See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Crushed My Heart And My Snail

14 Feb 2019

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There were lots of tears in the studio today - first from Robyn's courageous call, and then tears of laughter for an entry into Christian's 'Museum Of...

I'll Haunt your Bum

13 Feb 2019

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Another beautiful isolated track makes its premiere and Facebook Marketplace has had quite a week..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Sue Bundy

12 Feb 2019

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Movieoke makes a VERY steamy return to the airwaves so you might want to have your headphones in for this one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

Streaky Bacon Pilgrimage

11 Feb 2019

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Christian has found out that streaky bacon isn't a thing in Australia.. and needs it urgently.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Delicious Daddy's of Melbourne

08 Feb 2019

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It was Presenters V Producers in paintball and we have the result plus Christian has been forced to watch a new show..See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

JOHN!!!

07 Feb 2019

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Christian is not happy because of a honey situation and the story of how a family missed Beatles mania.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Christian and the Morning Farts

06 Feb 2019

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Christian reveals his wife has done something strange for twenty years and Melbourne seems to have heaps of cardboard cut-outs around.See omnystudio.c...

Victorian Ankle

05 Feb 2019

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Christian has some new friends.. but we really don't know where he is meeting them..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Invisible Todger

04 Feb 2019

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Christian decided to play Golf on one of Melbourne's hottest day and somehow Pats lost her husband in Bunnings!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

RIP Fire Truck

01 Feb 2019

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The dream may be over for this show that needs a fire truck..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Hose of Joy

31 Jan 2019

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Have we managed to get an actual firetruck? Plus, Jack performs a song about printing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DJ Bod

29 Jan 2019

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This could be the only radio show to have a fire truck.. and talk about printers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This must be Mum?

29 Jan 2019

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It's been a very long weekend in Melbourne and Christian may offended someone..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'I Am A Golden Monkey'

25 Jan 2019

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Melbourne is super hot and we are trying everything we can to help people cool down including getting them to say they are golden monkey for free beer...

Fragile Little English Skin

24 Jan 2019

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It's getting hot in Melbourne and we are not sure if Christian will cope.. oh and he's lost a coin in a weird place..See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

BJ Baracus

23 Jan 2019

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Mid-week is here and Pat's made an error that made us laugh more than ever plus Filipino Collins returns and it's easier than ever.See omnystudio.com/...

A Typical Filipino Name - Sharon

22 Jan 2019

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We've got a new game to win Phill Collins tickets & we discovered what people actually do at 6AM. Oh and of course, we challenge Melbourne with five p...

Old Man's Wee

21 Jan 2019

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Christian is back for 2019 and there's surprises galore including a concrete mixer (?!), a robbery gone wrong plus arguments in bizarre places.See omn...

Radio's Rebels

07 Dec 2018

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Christian celebrates his last show for 2018 with so many surprises! Plus, find out whether Pats will get to keep her slow cooker, and what homework ha...

Win Pats' Slow Cooker

06 Dec 2018

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Christian gives Pats some bad news about her brand new slow cooker, and discusses the impending heatwave in Melbourne. Plus, Christian shares a last I...

Cargument

05 Dec 2018

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Ahead of the first few really hot days of Summer, Christian wonders how he'll cope. Plus, Christian wants to know what discoveries you have made late ...

Points Off For Having Fun

04 Dec 2018

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Christian challenges Melbourne to a Christmas edition of 5 Topic Tuesday, and we hear the most incredible late to the party email... Plus, Christian h...

Obama's Elf

03 Dec 2018

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To kick off the last week of the year, Christian has a festive edition of Misheard Lyrics, and, we hear from listeners who are missing a finger... Plu...

Pooey Jaws

30 Nov 2018

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Christian needs help after witnessing something confronting at the pool, and, we try to get Bungalow's album up higher and higher on the charts! Plus,...

Hey Jude, Where's My McCartney?

29 Nov 2018

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Christian shows us an incredible Isolated Vocal track, and we find out which celebrity's house you've been in. Plus, Christian takes on a technical qu...

I Know Carrie Bickmore

27 Nov 2018

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Celebrating Christian's 20th anniversary of breakfast radio, we find out who's been in their job for the longest, and, hear of a peculiar (and giganti...

A Distaste For America

27 Nov 2018

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Christian shows off a secret skill when Jack needs help with something, and, we make sure everyone hears about Pats' early morning slip up. Plus, Chri...

Christmas Zilla

26 Nov 2018

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Christian tells us all about Bungalow's big gig in front of a sell out crowd over the weekend, and, we decide on whether it's too early, or perfectly ...

Five Straight Losses

22 Nov 2018

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Christian has an Australian question and needs some advice, and we catch up with Dale from our band, Bungalow, to get the very last update ahead of th...

Got Any Burger Ideas?

22 Nov 2018

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Christian shows off a new Isolated Vocal, and we begin to really question if Patrina has been telling us the truth this whole time... Plus Christian t...

She's A Great Show

20 Nov 2018

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After doubting one of yesterday's callers, Christian issues an apology, and hears some incredible stories of bumping into celebrities in loos. Plus, w...

Dead Man's Underwear

20 Nov 2018

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In the wee hours of the show, Christian, Jack and Pats ask a very strange question, and, we find out if Pats can put her money where her mouth is - is...

Do You Like Going To The Toilet?

19 Nov 2018

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We find out who the deserving winners are for Christian's One Last Dream competition, and hear how Pats goes with her first opportunity to win tickets...

Bad To The Bum

16 Nov 2018

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We hear Christian's thoughts on our Top 3 Bands' performances from our rocking pub gig, plus find out why Christian is going to be in trouble from his...

Dog Can't Talk Right Now

14 Nov 2018

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Christian reveals the one item he wants to be buried with, and on a lighter note, which TV show he'd love to co-star in. Plus we discover a moving ver...

Ken Bruce Has Gone Mad

14 Nov 2018

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Christian finds a very peculiar service for Facebook Marketplace Bingo, and we all reflect on our favourite TV ads that are still firmly lodged in our...

Clown Wake

13 Nov 2018

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Christian tests out a brand new game that his daughter played at school yesterday, and we hear some pretty terrifying stories in the madness that is 5...

Brockhouse!

12 Nov 2018

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Christian tries to clear the air after some weekend drama between Jack and Pats, and we hear how our Top 3 Bands are sounding after their first rehear...

You Don't Even Know You're Born

09 Nov 2018

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After the last day of voting, we have our final three bands for Christian's ONE LAST DREAM! Plus, Jack has a special apology prepared for Pats, and we...

Mordialloc You Have Taken My Sunglasses

07 Nov 2018

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Christian is in mourning after the loss of his sunglasses, and wants to know what else people have lost in Melbourne... plus, Christian gravely breach...

Jack Post Is A Divisive Little Worm

07 Nov 2018

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Christian and the team celebrate their 100th show with a new song by Jack, and we find out which band is the first to make the Top 3 in Christian's On...

Hot Dogs Go On

04 Nov 2018

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Christian brings what is quite possibly the most terrifying find to Facebook Marketplace Bingo, and we find out how the team went at Derby Day on the ...

Salt Fixes Everything

02 Nov 2018

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Christian learnt a very valuable life lesson after making a big mistake, and we hear back from Michael, who won the epic $4,000,000 prize in the Royal...

And Now I Eat Your Face

01 Nov 2018

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Christian reflects on his first Australian Halloween, and his new found love for dogs in costumes, plus the team talk through the very important and h...

All Animals Like Cheese

30 Oct 2018

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After spending time in Sydney, Christian walks through the long list of reasons why Melbourne is a better city, and after putting the call out yesterd...

Budgies Getting Intimate with Mirrors

30 Oct 2018

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Christian enters in a near impossible mission: Will he be able to find listener Alex's former band members in time for 'Citizen Kane' to be ready for ...

Niall Loves Lasagne

29 Oct 2018

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Christian confesses what he is completely unable to do, and we find out what the rest of Melbourne is useless at too! Plus we hear about the times whe...