The Christian O’Connell Show
Episodes
My Winking Dog
18 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Today we meet Shane whose knee gives a new meaning to 'Rainman', five topic Tuesday extracts a hilarious Hugh Grant story, and the terrifying return o...
You Lose Your Balls
18 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up on everybody's bonkers weekend, Christian's petrified of virtual reality and we unleash Elton-oke onto the unsuspecting universe!See omnys...
Mama Bhagwani
15 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Guilty as charged! We had a courtroom artist come in to sketch the gang, and as you might've predicted, chaos ensued.See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
Crushed My Heart And My Snail
14 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
There were lots of tears in the studio today - first from Robyn's courageous call, and then tears of laughter for an entry into Christian's 'Museum Of...
I'll Haunt your Bum
13 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Another beautiful isolated track makes its premiere and Facebook Marketplace has had quite a week..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...
Sue Bundy
12 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Movieoke makes a VERY steamy return to the airwaves so you might want to have your headphones in for this one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...
Streaky Bacon Pilgrimage
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian has found out that streaky bacon isn't a thing in Australia.. and needs it urgently.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Delicious Daddy's of Melbourne
08 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It was Presenters V Producers in paintball and we have the result plus Christian has been forced to watch a new show..See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
JOHN!!!
07 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian is not happy because of a honey situation and the story of how a family missed Beatles mania.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...
Christian and the Morning Farts
06 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian reveals his wife has done something strange for twenty years and Melbourne seems to have heaps of cardboard cut-outs around.See omnystudio.c...
Victorian Ankle
05 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian has some new friends.. but we really don't know where he is meeting them..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Invisible Todger
04 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian decided to play Golf on one of Melbourne's hottest day and somehow Pats lost her husband in Bunnings!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
RIP Fire Truck
01 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The dream may be over for this show that needs a fire truck..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Hose of Joy
31 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Have we managed to get an actual firetruck? Plus, Jack performs a song about printing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
DJ Bod
29 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This could be the only radio show to have a fire truck.. and talk about printers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This must be Mum?
29 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a very long weekend in Melbourne and Christian may offended someone..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
'I Am A Golden Monkey'
25 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Melbourne is super hot and we are trying everything we can to help people cool down including getting them to say they are golden monkey for free beer...
Fragile Little English Skin
24 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's getting hot in Melbourne and we are not sure if Christian will cope.. oh and he's lost a coin in a weird place..See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
BJ Baracus
23 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mid-week is here and Pat's made an error that made us laugh more than ever plus Filipino Collins returns and it's easier than ever.See omnystudio.com/...
A Typical Filipino Name - Sharon
22 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a new game to win Phill Collins tickets & we discovered what people actually do at 6AM. Oh and of course, we challenge Melbourne with five p...
Old Man's Wee
21 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian is back for 2019 and there's surprises galore including a concrete mixer (?!), a robbery gone wrong plus arguments in bizarre places.See omn...
Radio's Rebels
07 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian celebrates his last show for 2018 with so many surprises! Plus, find out whether Pats will get to keep her slow cooker, and what homework ha...
Win Pats' Slow Cooker
06 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian gives Pats some bad news about her brand new slow cooker, and discusses the impending heatwave in Melbourne. Plus, Christian shares a last I...
Cargument
05 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Ahead of the first few really hot days of Summer, Christian wonders how he'll cope. Plus, Christian wants to know what discoveries you have made late ...
Points Off For Having Fun
04 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian challenges Melbourne to a Christmas edition of 5 Topic Tuesday, and we hear the most incredible late to the party email... Plus, Christian h...
Obama's Elf
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
To kick off the last week of the year, Christian has a festive edition of Misheard Lyrics, and, we hear from listeners who are missing a finger... Plu...
Pooey Jaws
30 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian needs help after witnessing something confronting at the pool, and, we try to get Bungalow's album up higher and higher on the charts! Plus,...
Hey Jude, Where's My McCartney?
29 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian shows us an incredible Isolated Vocal track, and we find out which celebrity's house you've been in. Plus, Christian takes on a technical qu...
I Know Carrie Bickmore
27 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Celebrating Christian's 20th anniversary of breakfast radio, we find out who's been in their job for the longest, and, hear of a peculiar (and giganti...
A Distaste For America
27 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian shows off a secret skill when Jack needs help with something, and, we make sure everyone hears about Pats' early morning slip up. Plus, Chri...
Christmas Zilla
26 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian tells us all about Bungalow's big gig in front of a sell out crowd over the weekend, and, we decide on whether it's too early, or perfectly ...
Five Straight Losses
22 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian has an Australian question and needs some advice, and we catch up with Dale from our band, Bungalow, to get the very last update ahead of th...
Got Any Burger Ideas?
22 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian shows off a new Isolated Vocal, and we begin to really question if Patrina has been telling us the truth this whole time... Plus Christian t...
She's A Great Show
20 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After doubting one of yesterday's callers, Christian issues an apology, and hears some incredible stories of bumping into celebrities in loos. Plus, w...
Dead Man's Underwear
20 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In the wee hours of the show, Christian, Jack and Pats ask a very strange question, and, we find out if Pats can put her money where her mouth is - is...
Do You Like Going To The Toilet?
19 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We find out who the deserving winners are for Christian's One Last Dream competition, and hear how Pats goes with her first opportunity to win tickets...
Bad To The Bum
16 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We hear Christian's thoughts on our Top 3 Bands' performances from our rocking pub gig, plus find out why Christian is going to be in trouble from his...
Dog Can't Talk Right Now
14 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian reveals the one item he wants to be buried with, and on a lighter note, which TV show he'd love to co-star in. Plus we discover a moving ver...
Ken Bruce Has Gone Mad
14 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian finds a very peculiar service for Facebook Marketplace Bingo, and we all reflect on our favourite TV ads that are still firmly lodged in our...
Clown Wake
13 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian tests out a brand new game that his daughter played at school yesterday, and we hear some pretty terrifying stories in the madness that is 5...
Brockhouse!
12 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian tries to clear the air after some weekend drama between Jack and Pats, and we hear how our Top 3 Bands are sounding after their first rehear...
You Don't Even Know You're Born
09 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After the last day of voting, we have our final three bands for Christian's ONE LAST DREAM! Plus, Jack has a special apology prepared for Pats, and we...
Mordialloc You Have Taken My Sunglasses
07 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian is in mourning after the loss of his sunglasses, and wants to know what else people have lost in Melbourne... plus, Christian gravely breach...
Jack Post Is A Divisive Little Worm
07 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian and the team celebrate their 100th show with a new song by Jack, and we find out which band is the first to make the Top 3 in Christian's On...
Hot Dogs Go On
04 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian brings what is quite possibly the most terrifying find to Facebook Marketplace Bingo, and we find out how the team went at Derby Day on the ...
Salt Fixes Everything
02 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian learnt a very valuable life lesson after making a big mistake, and we hear back from Michael, who won the epic $4,000,000 prize in the Royal...
And Now I Eat Your Face
01 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian reflects on his first Australian Halloween, and his new found love for dogs in costumes, plus the team talk through the very important and h...
All Animals Like Cheese
30 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After spending time in Sydney, Christian walks through the long list of reasons why Melbourne is a better city, and after putting the call out yesterd...
Budgies Getting Intimate with Mirrors
30 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian enters in a near impossible mission: Will he be able to find listener Alex's former band members in time for 'Citizen Kane' to be ready for ...
Niall Loves Lasagne
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian confesses what he is completely unable to do, and we find out what the rest of Melbourne is useless at too! Plus we hear about the times whe...
Because Of The Prostitutes
25 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The epic battle between Christian and our Music Director Chris concludes, but not without a public battle on air! Plus we hear the truth about Pats' b...
Came Down From Space (Heaven)
25 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian hears epic stories of the gigs your parents took you to, plus we try to work out exactly how the pyramids were made (in a world with no Goog...
Carry My Ass Up To Bed
23 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian manages to reunite former band members who haven't spoken to each other in years, in the hope that they will reunite to play the gig of a li...
I'm Becoming Good Friends With A Mushroom Dealer
23 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
With entries pouring in for Christian's ONE LAST DREAM, we speak to a few ex band members who would be excited to take on this chance. Plus, we speak ...
Ladies And Gentlemen, Bungalow
22 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian, Jack and Pats had a lovely night at the Australian Commercial Radio Awards - but the boys have a bit of a gripe with Pats! Plus, Christian ...
Hot In The Day, Cold In The Night
18 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
While giving away the last VIP tickets to Phil Collins, the studio descends into madness (again!) and, Christian opens up about what truly bothers him...
I Strongly Stress, This Is A Rumour
18 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian is creating a new Melbourne itinerary for the Royals' visit with help from the listeners, and we hear some pretty interesting stories as we ...
If You Would Rather Watch TV Than Root, You Are Doing It Wrong
17 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian explores two of the most perplexing items found for our Facebook Marketplace Bingo, and is still hunting for someone who's old band want to ...
He's Dead Now, He Was Pushed.
16 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian heard some of the most creative tries from listeners at winning tickets throughout the show, plus, in another massive 5 Topic Tuesday, we re...
Young Jedi Is Looking For Yoda
14 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian tells us about his very first Aussie barbecue experience - and he has one major gripe... Plus Christian, Jack and Pats have it out live on a...
Explain Why 'X Squared Equals 0' Only Has One Solution But 'X Squared Equals 1' Has Two.
11 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian challenged listeners to offer him something, in return for the final Eagles tickets, and we find out what happened when Christian went home ...
Soggy Daddy
11 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian gets absolutely sprung by his wife, when he thought she wouldn't be listening, and we discover our most favourite At Work Timewaster ever. P...
Take Your Speedos Off
09 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian tackles the big questions today and asks listeners: Why do dogs smell each other's butts? Plus Christian brings up something he's been avoid...
Are You Ready to Give us a Lick?
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian challenges his listeners to another massive 5 Topic Tuesday, and we make fans work for a chance at winning the hottest Eagles tickets in tow...
A Soft 'The'
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian is back! We catch up and find out what he got up to while he was home sick, and we give away our first tickets to the Eagles in a unique fas...
Angel Poo
01 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian tells us of the tragic moment he gave away his Golden Grand Final ticket, and all about the very INTERESTING thing he did instead... Plus we...
Cher, Not Cher
27 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian challenges Hamish McLachlan to the very last Phrase That Pays of the year, at the 2018 AFL Grand Final. Plus, we hear Jack's best of the wee...
Boss Eyed Eagle
26 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It doesn't get any crazier than this... Christian found 2 AFL superfans crazy enough to get 2018 Premiers tattoos BEFORE the Grand Final - hear it unf...
Get Me Out Of Shelter
25 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian enlists two crazy listeners to do something unbelievable ahead of the AFL Grand Final... plus we attack another massive 5 Topic Tuesday. We ...
Hello Mr Magpie
24 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian reveals the big winner of his inaugural Gran Final, plus we also get to see the video capturing all of the action from the day. We also find...
Granbling
21 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian has his sights set upon creating radio chaos, but sadly Producer Becks lets him down. The show must go on; we wish all our Grans good luck f...
Good Morning Patrick
20 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian speaks with a psychic who reveals how she thinks Saturday's big Gran Final will pan out, and we hear some of the best stories about meeting ...
Hairy Wrinkler
19 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian sends Jack out to the streets on a very important mission, and we speak to our skydiver in the lead up to Christian's GRAN FINAL this weeken...
No More Fishing Today
18 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian is lost for words when the trophy for his Gran Final is revealed, and we hear some crazy stories from you for 5 Topic Tuesday. Plus Christia...
Sleepy McSleephead
17 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We hear Christian's three word weekend, and find out why there's already Christmas talk in Pats' house. Plus, Christian finds out more about our Drive...
Nobody Knows What It's Like To be The Batman
14 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian explores some hilarious misheard song lyrics, and we hear more hilarious attempts of Phil Collins' iconic drum fill. Plus, Christian is conv...
Can You Kick A Football Out Of A Plane?
13 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We find out which TV show theme best describes your life, and hear some more hilarious, and some terrible vocal renditions of Phil Collins' iconic dru...
Fresh Grans
12 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian takes on the first ever 5 Topic WEDNESDAY, and we hear more of your favourite punny businesses. Plus we meet a new Gran in the lead up to Ch...
How Many Phils?
11 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian shares his shopping list for the Gran Final; what we still need for the big day, plus the one and only Adam Hills joins Christian to tell hi...
The Dog's Got Eczema
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian speaks with a legendary AFL Gran, Jeanette Dangerfield, and we find out what caused him to skip his regular Sunday afternoon nap... Plus Chr...
Pooped Out A Couple Of Kids
07 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian confronts an AFL legend about his coaching skills, and we give away a whopping $10,000 to a potty mouthed listener! Plus we get a call from ...
Quattro Formaggi
06 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian finds out what is the worst place to have a hangover, and we discover an emotive new isolated track. Plus, with Hamish McLachlan's help, Chr...
Sing it For Melbourne!
05 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian's song, is out now and available for you to buy on iTunes! All profits raised are being donated to the Starlight Foundation. Plus we hear fr...
Iced VoVo Mel Gibson?
04 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian presents our song, Sing It For Melbourne, to Lord Mayor Sally Capp, plus we take on another massive 5 Topic Tuesday. Also, Christian teases ...
Let Pegasus Fly
03 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian tells us about his best Father's Day ever, and we hear how he embarrassed himself at the gym. Plus we continue our search to find the Ultima...
Can I Say Animal Urine?
31 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian tells us about the calamity that was him getting taught to kick a footy by a Brownlow and Premiership player, and we are on the hunt for Mel...
Metal Dragon, No!
30 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian persuades the team to admit who their TV crushes were growing up, and announces that the his hilarious Gran Final is officially going ahead....
The Jackstabber
29 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It turns out everyone has a secret rapper name... and Christian tells Jack and Pats about a little idea he's had about Grand Final time here in Melbou...
Protect The Clay Animals
28 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After a full moon, we don't know what we're going to get from Christian, Jack and Patrina! Christian takes calls on 'Punny' business names, and tells ...
The Moment Had Passed
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian tells us about the worst house guest ever from the weekend, and we catch up with Hamish McLachlan to hear how he delivered the Phrase That P...
This Show Is Doomed.
24 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian tells us about his continuing struggle with using Deep Heat after a gym injury... let's just say a very tender area was affected. Plus we he...
Dick and his Two Swingers
23 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian has challenged everyone - he thinks nobody will be able to guess his song in the Early Morning Game... Plus we delve into another isolated t...
Christian O'Connell Chats With Australian Music Legend Jimmy Barnes
22 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's not every day that rock royalty like Jimmy walks into the GOLD104.3 studio! Catch up with Christian's full interview with the one and only Jimmy ...
Message Me, Cartoon Daddy
22 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian and Jack have discussion about Andy Lee's haemorrhoids, and later hold live auditions for singers for our Melbourne Anthem, plus Christian i...
Steve Guttenberg is in Tears
21 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's our 50th show! Christian spends a little while working out the maths of it all, and we take on the massive 5 Topic Tuesday. Plus Christian gets a...
Ribbed, for your Musical Pleasure
20 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian talks us through a Revenge Poo incident, and tells us how some special alone time with his wife was rudely interrupted. Plus we hear a littl...
Half Decent
17 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian was utterly blown away by the sheer power of Jimmy Barnes' voice, plus we challenge Hamish McLachlan to the most annoying Phrase That Pays e...
DIY PI
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We find out more about Jack's epic Melbourne anthem, and also hear quite possibly the most annoying song ever written. Plus Christian discusses small ...
Kill Me, I'm In Heaven
15 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After getting an official blessing from the Lord Mayor of Melbourne, Christian's commissioned Jack to write an original song all about Melbourne - sin...
Her Loss, Your Gain
14 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Christian gets the work experience kids into the studio, and take on a massive 5 Topic Tuesday. Plus we learn something very unique about wombats...Se...